Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22467*surf boards towards bonfires*
>>22468"~Unf!"
*slows descent, with best of ability, stabilizing herself to allow her husband to get onto her saddle.*
>>22469*also carefully moves towards bonfire, making sure her husband is well-seated*
Alright! Everyone involved in the falling has successfully defeated instantaneous falling. That's a useful skill. Thez is now the one speeding toward the ground saying
"Well shit."
But she Whoofs back to party level, standing in mid-air. "Sorry about that, force of habit. But hey! There's where the trolls probably are!"
>>22471Troll is there waiting. "Ar we gonna make someone cry?"
>>22473>>22475Trumpaladin transfers over to his mount, so he can fight while mounted, when safe to do so
Infernius speeds of on Uatchit (the Egyptian goddess, btw). Thez speeds of close behind. Trump jumps over to Fae "I would have made it you know," and quickly follows behind.
>>22476>40 flight speedlol, You're right Tracy for at least a few minutes. Get comfy until the kitty finally shows up.
>>22477Aaaand it's gone...
Tracy, feeling lighter, but somehow heavier, slowly gallops towards the area of the bonfire.
>>22475"Maybe, someone took all of prt barry's money. Wanna help get it back?"
>>22477"I am sorry for doubting you even momentarily" Trumpaladin says to Fae, and takes out both ring shield and Vanderiem, ready to attack
>>22479Slowly? Not hardly. Thez is fastest 111, followed by Infernius 100 (Uatchit), followed by Tracy 90, followed by 30
Essentially what I just did there was allowed player reaction and accoutrements to determine initiative. Trump goes last.
T> Etherealness (monk ability) - And Thez vanishes
Infernius, you're up. You're about 3 rounds out at current speed.
>>22483+10 FOR PALADIN'S MOUNT, DAMN IT!
We need Sad Alex to give her a boost
>>22480"If there is any way I can help, I will do so. Shall I show you the crime scene?"
>>22483Tracy bottles up her frustration, and holds herself back from snorting out a cloud of smoke into the Dragonne (she
really wants to do it)
>>22489Well then she should have been more cooperative earlier now shouldn't she?
[1d20 = 20]>>22486activate burn then go in for a melee attack.
[2d20 = 20]>>22486Tracy observes the bonfire area from a distance
Rolling Spot + Search
>>22492Does she still get her Spot bonus in this form?
Trumpaladin sits back patiently waiting, wishing he had gone with Torcuil
I think I'll go to bed then...
Might check in later, if I'm awake...
im gonna go play oblivion.
>>22500>sighsSorry, I left you hanging. Again. I didn't mean/plan to, but I did step away. I neglected to mention, and that is also something that will emergently addressed. With a 20 roll, Infernius lead a grand charge, decimating the Trolls who spout all sorts of reddit-nonsense (seriously, they're
trolls. Unfortunately, despite the cheers of the lumberjacks, and the minimal experience that was gained, the trolls were a red herring.
What Torcuil discovers from trace but inspecific magic residue is that a coordinated effort was exerted on the vault, of a type unknown to him.
>>22500if i eat one of there hearts will i gain some degree of fast healing?
>>22501HE LIVES
>the trolls were a red herringAs in a distraction for the people who ran off with Port Barry's gold and possibly ours while we were here?
*Kills Ponimaru for giving bad information/letting his pidgeon be captured, and also because fuck Tracy*
Seriously, the trolls were literally going to say stupid troll-phrases; low-energy, stupid, and base insult not worth hearing. I was literally going to troll you with the trolls to see if anyone followed the money. Torquil did, so the party has a disadvantaged advantage.
Also note, the money in the treasury (the jew hoard) is untouched, whats missing pertains onlt to Ben'a/Thez' contract
>>22504My intent was to have half the party go for the trolls and half go for the money with the division based upon complementary skills, but (((someone))) refused this.
My action is to kill Ponimaru
>>22502Try it
>>22505Ponimaru gave good intel, it wasn't his fault that the situation wasn't as pressing as others. Not to be a dick, but I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome,....
>>22505Torcuil fulfilled the requirement to determine that it was a group effort, orchestrated and deliberate. These were pros.
>>22506>I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcomeNo shit, I noticed.
>Ponimaru gave good intelI want to kill him out of salt over Tracy
>>22502If GM says "Try it" that means YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING TRY IT or you'll be turned into a newt
>>22506they are dnd trolls right?
>>22508Whatever do you mean? I would put it to a dice roll. No takebacks anymore.
Don't ask the dice anything you can't determine yourself, through combined effort, skill, patience, strategy, etc. Always stack the deck. Whether crafting magic shoes, or murdering useless shit. Otherwise, the dice can make your day/wreck your shop. Its stupid the degree of variance the dice allow for.
Each party member excels at something, let them do that first. Thez excels at murder, so if she says "I' gonna" then she's gonna. Good freefall practice tho.
>>22511>Dice rollThen Inferius DEFINITELY shouldn't do it
The only things that should be eaten are weeaboo horse flesh by Fae and Unicorn pussy by me
>>22512I've been saying this forever!
>>22510I collect all the troll hearts.
By the way GM, I never gave you proper credit for this line
>>20858 →>I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue oneFae has picked up on Trumpaladin's contempt for/way of speaking about Tracy. It's like a dog picking up on the master's emotions. It's adorable. I need to make more use of Fae
>>22515>>22510Um... I guess free the lumberjacks, shake their hands and try to take as much credit as possible, then set the wagons to take the wood back, ten go inform Adam that the lumberjacks are safe and inform Slovenia that I have secured the wood she needs (okay... with help)
>>22512after i get all the hearts i go to ben to see if he needs help.
>>22516Appreciated, but thats the
least of the double-entendres, refrences, and ironic jokes,
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>>22517As Infernius arrives, he hears Torcuil exclam:
"A team did this, this was coordinated."