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Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

953 replies and 60 files omitted.
sad alex
wtW8q
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No.22067
22068 22070 22074
heard you guys talking about me.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22068
22071
>>22067
THE BASTARD LIVES
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22069
22072 22074 22091
>>22061
>>22059
"Torcuil! I've been needing you. Anyways, this is Slovenia. She's the Unicorn we rescued from Korak. She is an expert craftsmare and loves to work with wood. She is interested in constructing a trebuchet, which I believe you are as well. She does not know how and will need your assistance on this point."

To Slovenia: "Slovenia, this is torcil- torquill - he is our party's wizard, and more importantly for our purposes here, our engineer. He's a bit socially awkward at times, but he is well-intentioned I think. He has been of great service in our fights against Kefka and Korak. He will be working under you as you construct our Terbuchets. I believe he can supply you with many of the details"

To Tourcil more privately, said in his ear:
"She is very agressive when wood working is mentioned or near equipment. Be very careful. Do not make eye contact, but if you do, do not break eye contact, as that may provoke an attack. Try not to get >raped. If you do, your faggot will be banned for three days"

To Torciul more loudly
"Thank you!"

>>22063
"Tracy! How have you been?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22070
22071
>>22067
SCREAMS
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22071
22073 22078
>>22070
>>22068
something wrong?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22072
22075 22078
356371__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_crate_grayscale_grindstone_knife_monochrome_solo.jpeg
>>22066
"Making knives. I have to restock, since most of mine disappeared inside that weird dog-thing."
>>22069
"Just fine, ~Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22073
22077
>>22071
I spread a headcanon that Sad Alex's powers sometimes cause him to become so sad that he turns to stone for some time,
and that's why we don't see him for a while sometimes.

Glad to have you back, Alex.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22074
22078 22083
>>22067
Yes, it was assumed you had been killed by globalists. Good to see you!
>>22069
Alright. From Slovenia's skills and comprehension, Torcuil has no difficulty in communicating the design and function of the Trebuchet
"This is going to require some serious lumber, but the forman at the mill seemed competent enough. All that remains is actually harvesting the lumber. Tracy, you know your way around the forest better than anyone, can you suggest a good spot? We'll need logs of a good diameter, nothing too thin."
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22075
22076
>>22072
which room did you leave me in?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22076
>>22075
You said earlier that you went back towards the tower, so let's assume you're in the workshop.
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22077
22079 22080
>>22073
i love it, is cannon nao.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22078
22081
>>22071
Nothing at all

>>22072
*pets pony*
"Weird dog thing? Do you mean the Tarrasque, or do you mean the weird dog thing you were chasing down this morning and you said caused trouble down south?"

>>22074
"This, we can do"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22079
22083
>>22077
"brain force make me smarter?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22080
22083
>>22077
good to hear that.
I made a meme for you here >>22008 >>22011


Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22081
22082
>>22078
"The first thing.
I never saw that other thing. I assumed it was a dog..." *trails off*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22082
22084
>>22081
"Are you okay little pony? You used to great me more enthusiastically..." *trails off*
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22083
22085 22086 22087 22101
>>22074
its good to be back. can i get a quick rundown of what ive missed?
>>22080
i love them.
>>22079
brain force can make the dimmest spark of intelligence into a shining star.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22084
22086
>>22082
>hormone factors on the charts
"I've just been working pretty hard lately.." she say's, as she pours into the mold for a ring.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22085
>>22083
:O That will take some time. Give me a minute
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22086
22092
>>22083
We killed one of the globalists and his pet! An arch-demon thing. We also removed the Globalist elements from Thez. Now, we can take the fight to the enemy as we spread the proper political philosophy across all the lands

>>22084
But we're in the library... Also Trumpaladin is never going to think of hormones causing her to act coolly
*places an arm around small horse and talks in a soft voice*
"Well what have you been working on so hard?"
*feels like he should really follow up on that weird dog thing, but is more concerned about Tracy's attitude*
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22087
22088 22092
>>22083
"hmm me buy bottle."
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22088
22089
>>22087
"You sure about that? It just may change who you are. You should think about it first"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22089
22090
>>22088
"think?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22090
22093
>>22089
"Well... I just wonder if you'd still be Inferius afterwards...

I don't know, I feel like we lost Tracy before we knew what we had... I completely trust Sad Alex's Brainforce, 100%, but...

Carry on"
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22091
22094
>>22069
"Hi horse with magic."
>great service
"I killed them both."

sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22092
22094 22103
>>22087
your money is no good here big guy its free for you guys.
>>22086
which one is thez?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22093
22094
>>22090
"me just get smarter"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22094
22095 22096 22099
>>22091
*mutters*
"Cause we let you since you wanted to do it..."

>>22092
The one who greeted you

>>22093
"Well, yes, but I wonder if your lack of intelligence gives you a perspective on the world that the rest of us overlook and... nevermind"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22095
22104
>>22094
"continue me think you might have point."
Anonymous
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No.22096
22097 22098
>>22094
>cause I'm the only one would could
"Does anyone have ink?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22097
22100
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>22096
"me have some left over from when me did tattoo"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22098
22100
>>22096
"Don't be an asshole Torciul. I'm trying to help you. I praise you for your service. Do not hog glory"
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22099
22106
>>22094
oh her. shes pretty hot
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22100
22102
>>22098
"Well then give me due credit. So when can we build trebuchets?"
>>22097
"Thanks Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22101
530bec00fba23ea11bdfdd1d5a7aba45.jpg
>>22083
>Quick rundown
Here's a half-hearted attempt:
>korak died in a 1v1 duel with Torc
>threads get salty because of some drama that occurred one weekend (it has passed)
>Two new characters enter The Game, both bards: Queen Taylor Swift, and Nordfilly
>The "Emperor", Kefka, arrives in the football stadium (overpowered Archmage with shitty taste in cospla)
>came to bully the people of Port Barry out of their lunch money and/or just destroy everything
>He brought his weird "dog" (actually a Tarrasque, the strongest monster pic related), which was the biggest threat of the encounter
>Boss fight ensues
>Kefka was naive and underestimated the party: party succeeds in defeating him due to luck and group synergy
>gets finished-off by Torc's recreational nuke meme
>Tarrasque is the bigger problem: fight takes hours because it's immune to almost everything and keeps regenerating
>archers from port barry enter the fight
>finally kill it
>Torc has to use Wish, the strongest spell, to keep it dead, by turning it into a football
>"hooray, we did it!"
>celebration
>then Soros shows up with his army of antifa faggots
>but some strange golden goddess lady shows up, and only a few characters can move in her presence
>Soros gets shot in the head, while Tracy tears out his innards; all the while the golden lady is saying something to Thez
>Golden lady banishes all outsiders: Thez (the pit fiend you lost to earlier) loses her ebil powers and turns back into a half-elf/dwarf. Soros (still alive) flies off into another dimension, to be battled in another fight
>level-up
>dialogue and character development
>characters discuss ambitions
>Jerky made out of the Tarasque's flesh comes to life and grows into another one;
wrecks Tracy's dungeon and hibernates somewhere we'll never see it until GM feels like it. Nobody but Tracy knows about it.

>Tracy's unicorn friend, Slovenia, turns out to be a skilled carpenter
>Party is mostly focused on crafting items and researching siege equipment
I missed a lot of stuff, but that's all I have the patience for.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22102
22105
>>22100
If you don't mind waiting, you can delegate for the citizens to acquire it, or the party can lead an expedition and get it now. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22103
22107
>>22092
*pony ears perk*
"Do you have any prenatal vitamins?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22104
22108 22111
>>22095
"Well, here's the thing. We're both dedicated to doing good, at least I think we are. I hope we are. But I'm concerned with a bigger vision... Something grand in scale. But when doing that, I often lose the trees for the forest. I lose the sense that persons are persons and see them as pawns in a much larger game. You can always sense the immediate, you can see what is there.

For example, the voidstone affair. I knew damn well that it was folly and would only result in you getting killed for no real reason. You saw it as a way to impress Thez. It took me a while, but I realized... You were right. The nature of Love - real Love - is the willingness to sacrifice for the sake of the other. If you had gotten yourself killed and still failed to retrieve the stone, you would have won, because you would have shown just how far you were willing to go for Thez. I would not have seen that but for you and your short-sightedness. If you were like me, we may all have missed that point, too concerned about avoiding risks.

Besides that, I don't know, I love you as you. Tracy was formerly the representation of 'your OC sucks and you should have put more effort into it,' the embodiment if the spirit of a dying culture. And I did not appreciate that. And now, she's a monster out of 'shadowfell' or whatever. I realized only afterwards that I loved the Element of Originality, and missed it... her, and got instead a barely tolerable... something. I don't know, maybe I would miss you as well.

But it's your decision. The stuff Alex provides is not poison. not like the Soros blood"
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22105
>>22102
I'll delegate
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22106
22107
>>22099
She turned back into a half-elf/dwarf, after some strange goddess stripped her of her powers. For visuals, see: >>22016

sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22107
22109 22110 22111
>>22103
i think a combination of dna force. biome defense, b12, and super female vitality would do you just fine.
>>22106
id fug.

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22108
22110
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>>22104
muh flowcharts!
[sad pony noises]
*hangs head*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22109
>>22107
"Thank you very much."
*accepts bottles and occupies herself with reading the proper dosages on the labels*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22110
22114 22118
>>22107
"Any thing to recommend for me? Also, you should stay away from Thez... That's Inferius's girl"

>>22108
You killed the Element of Unoriginality for a damn 'shadowfell' creature. Shame on you!
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22111
22112
>>22104
"hmm you right trump, me not take brain force"
>>22107
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEZ MINE ME FIGHT YOU TO DEATH"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22112
22115
>>22111
*hugs Inferius, hopefully keeping him from killing Sad Alex in a fit of rage*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22113
22166
GM, you said the Robe of Scintillating Colors could be used to perform sneak attacks while observed, if used properly? How exactly do you do that? I'd try it out through game, but it kind-of needs some enemies to test that kind of function.
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22114
22117
>>22110
CAVE MAN PALEO FORMULA FOR FIERCENESS IN COMBAT, PROSTAGUARD TO KEEP YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY,HERES SOMETHING NEW IVE WHIPED UP BRAIN FORCE PLUS ITS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BRAIN FORCE,AND SUPER BLUE FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE FOR EVERYONE.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22115
>>22112
[angry bull noises]
[calming down bull noises]
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22116
22119
I gtg for a while.
See yall later