Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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heard you guys talking about me.
>>22061>>22059"Torcuil! I've been needing you. Anyways, this is Slovenia. She's the Unicorn we rescued from Korak. She is an expert craftsmare and loves to work with wood. She is interested in constructing a trebuchet, which I believe you are as well. She does not know how and will need your assistance on this point."
To Slovenia: "Slovenia, this is torcil- torquill - he is our party's wizard, and more importantly for our purposes here, our engineer. He's a bit socially awkward at times, but he is well-intentioned I think. He has been of great service in our fights against Kefka and Korak. He will be working under you as you construct our Terbuchets. I believe he can supply you with many of the details"
To Tourcil more privately, said in his ear:
"She is very agressive when wood working is mentioned or near equipment. Be very careful. Do not make eye contact, but if you do, do not break eye contact, as that may provoke an attack. Try not to get >raped. If you do, your faggot will be banned for three days"
To Torciul more loudly
"Thank you!"
>>22063"Tracy! How have you been?"
>>22066"Making knives. I have to restock, since most of mine disappeared inside that weird dog-thing."
>>22069"Just fine, ~Flashy."
>>22071I spread a headcanon that Sad Alex's powers sometimes cause him to become so sad that he turns to stone for some time,
and that's why we don't see him for a while sometimes.Glad to have you back, Alex.
>>22067Yes, it was assumed you had been killed by globalists. Good to see you!
>>22069Alright. From Slovenia's skills and comprehension, Torcuil has no difficulty in communicating the design and function of the Trebuchet
"This is going to require some serious lumber, but the forman at the mill seemed competent enough. All that remains is actually harvesting the lumber. Tracy, you know your way around the forest better than anyone, can you suggest a good spot? We'll need logs of a good diameter, nothing too thin."
>>22072which room did you leave me in?
>>22075You said earlier that you went back towards the tower, so let's assume you're in the workshop.
>>22071Nothing at all
>>22072*pets pony*
"Weird dog thing? Do you mean the Tarrasque, or do you mean the weird dog thing you were chasing down this morning and you said caused trouble down south?"
>>22074"This, we can do"
>>22077"brain force make me smarter?"
>>22077good to hear that.I made a meme for you here
>>22008 >>22011 >>22078"The first thing.
I never saw that other thing. I assumed it was a dog..." *trails off*
>>22081"Are you okay little pony? You used to great me more enthusiastically..." *trails off*
>>22074its good to be back. can i get a quick rundown of what ive missed?
>>22080i love them.
>>22079brain force can make the dimmest spark of intelligence into a shining star.
>>22082>hormone factors on the charts"I've just been working pretty hard lately.." she say's, as she pours into the mold for a ring.
>>22083:O That will take some time. Give me a minute
>>22083We killed one of the globalists and his pet! An arch-demon thing. We also removed the Globalist elements from Thez. Now, we can take the fight to the enemy as we spread the proper political philosophy across all the lands
>>22084But we're in the library... Also Trumpaladin is never going to think of hormones causing her to act coolly*places an arm around small horse and talks in a soft voice*
"Well what have you been working on so hard?"
*feels like he should really follow up on that weird dog thing, but is more concerned about Tracy's attitude*
>>22087"You sure about that? It just may change who you are. You should think about it first"
>>22089"Well... I just wonder if you'd still be Inferius afterwards...
I don't know, I feel like we lost Tracy before we knew what we had... I completely trust Sad Alex's Brainforce, 100%, but...
Carry on"
>>22087your money is no good here big guy its free for you guys.
>>22086which one is thez?
>>22091*mutters*
"Cause we let you since you wanted to do it..."
>>22092The one who greeted you
>>22093"Well, yes, but I wonder if your lack of intelligence gives you a perspective on the world that the rest of us overlook and... nevermind"
>>22094"continue me think you might have point."
>>22096"me have some left over from when me did tattoo"
>>22096"Don't be an asshole Torciul. I'm trying to help you. I praise you for your service. Do not hog glory"
>>22098"Well then give me due credit. So when can we build trebuchets?"
>>22097"Thanks Infernius"
>>22083>Quick rundownHere's a half-hearted attempt:
>korak died in a 1v1 duel with Torc>threads get salty because of some drama that occurred one weekend (it has passed)>Two new characters enter The Game, both bards: Queen Taylor Swift, and Nordfilly>The "Emperor", Kefka, arrives in the football stadium (overpowered Archmage with shitty taste in cospla)>came to bully the people of Port Barry out of their lunch money and/or just destroy everything>He brought his weird "dog" (actually a Tarrasque, the strongest monster pic related), which was the biggest threat of the encounter>Boss fight ensues>Kefka was naive and underestimated the party: party succeeds in defeating him due to luck and group synergy>gets finished-off by Torc's recreational nuke meme>Tarrasque is the bigger problem: fight takes hours because it's immune to almost everything and keeps regenerating>archers from port barry enter the fight>finally kill it>Torc has to use Wish, the strongest spell, to keep it dead, by turning it into a football>"hooray, we did it!">celebration>then Soros shows up with his army of antifa faggots>but some strange golden goddess lady shows up, and only a few characters can move in her presence>Soros gets shot in the head, while Tracy tears out his innards; all the while the golden lady is saying something to Thez>Golden lady banishes all outsiders: Thez (the pit fiend you lost to earlier) loses her ebil powers and turns back into a half-elf/dwarf. Soros (still alive) flies off into another dimension, to be battled in another fight>level-up>dialogue and character development>characters discuss ambitions>Jerky made out of the Tarasque's flesh comes to life and grows into another one;
wrecks Tracy's dungeon and hibernates somewhere we'll never see it until GM feels like it. Nobody but Tracy knows about it.>Tracy's unicorn friend, Slovenia, turns out to be a skilled carpenter>Party is mostly focused on crafting items and researching siege equipmentI missed a lot of stuff, but that's all I have the patience for.
>>22100If you don't mind waiting, you can delegate for the citizens to acquire it, or the party can lead an expedition and get it now. ^_^
>>22092*pony ears perk*
"Do you have any prenatal vitamins?"
>>22095"Well, here's the thing. We're both dedicated to doing good, at least I think we are. I hope we are. But I'm concerned with a bigger vision... Something grand in scale. But when doing that, I often lose the trees for the forest. I lose the sense that persons are persons and see them as pawns in a much larger game. You can always sense the immediate, you can see what is there.
For example, the voidstone affair. I knew damn well that it was folly and would only result in you getting killed for no real reason. You saw it as a way to impress Thez. It took me a while, but I realized... You were right. The nature of Love - real Love - is the willingness to sacrifice for the sake of the other. If you had gotten yourself killed and still failed to retrieve the stone, you would have won, because you would have shown just how far you were willing to go for Thez. I would not have seen that but for you and your short-sightedness. If you were like me, we may all have missed that point, too concerned about avoiding risks.
Besides that, I don't know, I love you as you. Tracy was formerly the representation of 'your OC sucks and you should have put more effort into it,' the embodiment if the spirit of a dying culture. And I did not appreciate that. And now, she's a monster out of 'shadowfell' or whatever. I realized only afterwards that I loved the Element of Originality, and missed it... her, and got instead a barely tolerable... something. I don't know, maybe I would miss you as well.
But it's your decision. The stuff Alex provides is not poison. not like the Soros blood"
>>22099She turned back into a half-elf/dwarf, after some strange goddess stripped her of her powers. For visuals, see:
>>22016 >>22103i think a combination of dna force. biome defense, b12, and super female vitality would do you just fine.
>>22106id fug.
>>22107"Thank you very much."
*accepts bottles and occupies herself with reading the proper dosages on the labels*
>>22107"Any thing to recommend for me? Also, you should stay away from Thez... That's Inferius's girl"
>>22108You killed the Element of Unoriginality for a damn 'shadowfell' creature. Shame on you! >>22104"hmm you right trump, me not take brain force"
>>22107"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEZ MINE ME FIGHT YOU TO DEATH"
>>22111*hugs Inferius, hopefully keeping him from killing Sad Alex in a fit of rage*
GM, you said the Robe of Scintillating Colors could be used to perform sneak attacks while observed, if used properly? How exactly do you do that? I'd try it out through game, but it kind-of needs some enemies to test that kind of function.
>>22110CAVE MAN PALEO FORMULA FOR FIERCENESS IN COMBAT, PROSTAGUARD TO KEEP YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY,HERES SOMETHING NEW IVE WHIPED UP BRAIN FORCE PLUS ITS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BRAIN FORCE,AND SUPER BLUE FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE FOR EVERYONE.
>>22112[angry bull noises]
[calming down bull noises]
I gtg for a while.
See yall later