Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22368*puts ice in Tracy's Ramen*
>>22364"No! Absolutely not, you're,... haha, just kidding!"
Adam: "Our lumberjack crew has been kidnapped by trolls!"
Ben: "Someone has stolen the Port's money!"
>>22366"ana can you fix me a plate please?"
>>22370To Adam: "We'll get them back. Tell us where"
To Ben: "What?!?!? Where were you keeping it?"
>>22372*pets pony*
>>22370"Fucking hell lads, one at a time"
Torc sits down and accepts the Ramen
"Thanks Thez. So, Adam, you first"
>>22370>the Port's moneyDoes he mean the Jew gold that was piled up neatly in the treasure trove?
"Wh-what? Trolls? Money? When did this all happen?" *chokes down mouth-full of noodles*
>>22376They don't even know about that yet. It's a different stockpile
>>22371>ramen>plate~_~'
>>22374>>22375"They sent an expedition to the west of that giant tree that we heard was hiding the (((rats))) wealth-hoard. That was the only place where we could find sufficiently sized logs to build the trebuchet's. We lost hadn't heard from them, so we asked Ponimaru to get word. He sent a carrier pigeon - good idea by the way - with this note:
"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
>>22378"Looks like we'll need to assemble a party.
Now Ben, what can you tell us of the gold?"
>>22378"me not know how ramen works"
>>22378>He sent a carrier pigeonREEEEEEEEE stop being more skilled than me!
>"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."He could touch up on his grammar... Maybe Tracy could tutor him.
>>22381I am the one who suggested carrier pidgeons. He's using concise language because of limited space, like a telegraph
>>22380You just constantly stay adorable
>>22378"Okay, rescue mission time. Give me a minute."
Torc inhales the ramen then goes to ask Trollestia a question.
>>22379"I'll go to the lumberjacks, I'm the reason their out there. You can meet me out by the stables it you want to go."
>>22378"So then, where's the little weeb now?" Tracy say, inquiring about the whereabouts of the colt.
>>22383"Well... I want to go with Tracy"
>>22383"Actually, if you are taking Trollestia, along with Inferius, that would work"
>>22385*rubs cheek against chest*
"~Hmmmm.. That would be lovely, ~Flashy."
>>22383"i want to eat a troll heary to gain its power."
>>22388REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
That's my thing!
>>22388"Um... Inferius... Let's not try that"
>>22390but trolls are my favorite monster.
[sad minotuar noises]
>>22388>>22391"Thez made you a giant bowl of Ramen! Be happy with that!"
>>22392I thought you said it was orc?
>>22388"Sounds good. Ifernius you can finish up here, I'm gonna look for Trollestia."
Torc head to the stables
>>22398"Shouldn't we wait until Ben speaks? okay..."
>>22395>>22398*fills one of my stomachs with ramen*
"I'll just be a moment."
*walks off to the stables to find Ponimaru's futbol or other object she can use to Track down his scent*
>>22401You're going in a different group to find the gold. Aww, fuck it
>>22400"Inferius, don't leave yet. Someone needs to be here to hear the other assignment"
>>22402Tracy wants to find Ponimaru and ensure that nobody else is bullying him but her.
>>22404And not be on the same mission as her Flashy? Your choice, but it's smarter to pair one tank with one non-tank
>>22405"Inferius, both Torcuil and I guess now Tracy have assigned themselves to find the trolls. Let's at least LISTEN to what Ben has to say
>>22407"I was wanting bonding time with Tracy... But here we are"
Tracy-Tourcil and Inferius-Trump is a terrible way to allocate the players. It makes use of none of the special advantages the players have. Especially against trolls you want to pair a stealth attacker with a ranged attacker against heavy enemies like Trolls? You need a tank
>>22410You forgot the Unicorn.
I didn't ask for Tracy, you can have her back
>>22412The unicorn helps, but she's not a heavy melee fighter.
>You can have her backkek
>>22413TAKE THE SMOL PHYSCO HOERS
Are we doing this tonight?
*is sniffing through Ponimaru's quarters to get familiar with his scent and Track him*
>>22415>>22414If you can force her to go with me, then yes, you can
>>22416TRACY! This is what I'm talking about. You are needed elsewhere. You can bully the weeaboo later, but now, your skills are needed!
>>22417".. But what if he;s already dead by then? How is that wimpy wizard supposed to track him down?" she say, with a hint of genuine concern.