Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>2216514, so like a +4 modifier? Also, is the first grapple technically an attack? I have +16 first attack
>>22166YOU'RE BACK!
>>22166Can it stack with the nightmare's smoke cloud?
>>22168I bet you that robe for a dwarf doesn't fit a large horse
>>22167technically yes?
mines 25
yours would be 30 if yes.
>>22169Neither would the suit fit on a hoo-man. It can be tailored.
>>22171It can't fit a little pony at the same time it fits a warhorse
>>22170So now it's a matter of attacks of opportunity?
>>22172There's also Ryuk, and he could probably make mince-meat out of Trumpaladin pretty easily, especially if he were occupied with grappling.
>>22174But let's see how those attacks from earlier went first.
>>22174I'm just hoping Ryuk won't kill the great DJT while he's trying to subdue a Nazi attacking Alex
>>22176Watch out for Ryuk
>>22177That probably failed to beat Inferius's armor class
>>22179If you want to escape the Grapple, yes
Guy's, let GM catch up before you all keep making attacks at eachother.
>>22179idk anymore..
>>22183"What do you want me to do? Stab someone?"
>>22181R u guys seriously? You froze my browser already,....
>>22187"TAKE RYUK! YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR FRIEND NEED YOU"
>>22185I think you have a plus 10 attack bonus and I have a 26 AC while being too neglectful to summon my ring shield, so the attack fails
>>22186"SAD ALEX, REMEMBER I AM HOLDING DOWN THE ONE ATTACKING YOU"
>>22191oy vey this nazi is hurting me.
>>22190".. I can't even..! Give me a minute to figure out what to do here." *vanishes*
>>22135Oh snap, natural 20
>>22153She's in the kitchen making a yuge pot of ramen.
>>22152>1Um
I haven't checked all the rolls, but if this were an arm-wrestling match, the winner is pretty obvious here.
>>22192"This may sound counter-intuitive at first, but we need them to fight the Globalists"
>>22193"TRACY YOU COWARDLY WHORE, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE US?"
One of these days I'll go on a rant about the metaphysics behind dice rolls (especially on a digital medium), but inevitability says Tay won this round.
>>22195all nazis should get the ovens!! karma demands it!
>>22197He doesn't get that>>22198"That sentence... Whatever, we'll resolve our differences
after we've defeated the Globalists"
>>22185"Tay, please we need him to help us conquer the planet. His angel is very useful"
[1d20 = 17]>>22198>>22199"Alex im sorry i was just feeling moody its that time of the month."
>>22201Was that an intentional attack roll?
>>22203A Bard spell to calm things down.
>>22200>>22205I thought she was an expert at subduing and immobilizing people or something
>>22204I think you can do that without rolling, but it's probably good right now
>>22201>>22204i cant be too mad i guess.
>>22208"Well... So I guess you met Tay, one of our additions to the team. You can see we've knitted together a diverse and broad coalition to defeat the Globalists"
*releases Tay*
>>22209>>22205is there a site you guys use or do you just use paper?
>>22211I use several sheets of paper, two notebooks, a quarter of my bulletin board, and a graphing calculator. Idk what he uses though.
>>22211I meant that metaphorically, I just remember how he'd react. As for Attack bonuses and stuff like that, I just remember and use the wiki when I have to
>>22212Just show up in Nightmare form to show you intended to do something other than eat popcorn if the attack of opportunity on Trumpaladin succeeded or if Ryuk came for Inferius