Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22114*Screams from shear energy*
"GIVE ME ALL OF IT! GIVE ME THE POWER TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING, AND RID THE UNIVERSE OF GLOBALISM ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
>>22117WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRIES FROM SHEER JOY
>>22120"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall NOT surrender to their false song any longer! We shall take the fight to them!"
>>22120>>22124Whats up with all this screaming im tryimg to sleep.
>>22124"We've made Port Barry Great Again - though we shall make it greater still. NOW we set the whole planet free. Make it greater than it has ever been before"
>>22125"MOTHER FUCKING SAD ALEX IS HERE!"
>>22120>>22122"This guy look like he would be in bed with goblins."
>>22125"The men are just a bit excited about their dreams and ambitions. They knew each other very well in their previous lives, and they're really glad to adventure again.
You'll have to learn to get yused to the noise: there's no stopping them when they're like this..."
>>22129"That's Alex: a talk-show host, potions salesmen, and "angel summoner"; whatever that means."
>>22130*braces for incoming hurricane*
>>22127If I can get a long dialogue with her where she's open about her emotions, sure. By the way, congrats on figuring how to keep secrets from him without provoking suspicion, detect lie spells, and follow-up questions. Hide things in plain sight so that way his indifference governs his response, and not his paranoia>>22129>>22130"Tay, this Sad Alex. Slayer of Globalists. He is the reason we won the fight against Korak. He is here to help in our Crusade"
>>22130DONT MAKE ME FIGHT YOU NAZI BITCH!!!.
>>22133"It's okay Sad Alex, she comes from a different time and place. But she is willing to help in our crusade"
>>22133"Oh boy, here we go again..!"
*plugs ears*
*and microwaves popcorn*>>22135>damn gurl >>22135>>22137>>22138"Please stop... we can all fight the Bolsheviks together..."
Trumpaladin now moves out of the way, and picks up Tracy, to pet like a cat
[1d20 = 12]>>22138I bet youve been buttfucked by trump before!
[1d20 = 11]>>22140at least ive never been BLACKED!!
>>22144"DAMN! That's a good one!"
[1d20 = 6]>>22144Reeeeeee go suck the jews cock that owns your programs!
>>22146*holds on to pony tightly*
>>22147*Accepts popcorn*
>>22149*whispers*
"this is my pony to cling to when frightened"
>>22153"If she can stop this... We can't have our war resources - friends fighting each other"
>>22157"But Tay, you were wanting to become part Jewish just earlier for the power you thought it could bring. Don't you see that he can help us?"
>>22157>pyrotechnics"That's one hell of a mixtape..!"
Reee! Wait till GM gets back before digging into the sweet, juicy violence. [1d20 = 11]>>22161"fuck this, trump you get taylor"
grapples Alex
[1d20 = 10]
"TRACY! HELP US!"
Grapples Taylor
>>22162Can you get out the math so we can figure out which grapples succeed?
>>22164yeah. whats your strength?
>>22113Its mostly unavailble to melee weapons, but it worked with pistols because the robe concealed the preparation and aiming of the strike without opening or disturbing the robe.