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Random Nuts
Anonymous
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

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Yetsturdy
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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BANISH ME! Fools!
Mrs. Sentry
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Spoilered

Anonymous
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>>21612
You know, I'm very much tempted to make Scruffy a villain in this game,...
Mrs. Sentry
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21617
How long should it take to cast those horseshoes?
Yetsturdy
Scruffy
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>>21613
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
Anonymous
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>>21615
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
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>>21614
Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
\r
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>>21618
22/06/12

(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
(23:07:07) » Join: UltraHoss ([email protected])
(23:07:07) » ChanServ (+v) UltraHoss
(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other

[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism

(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.

<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt

<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan

443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
\r
Anonymous
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No.21620
21621
>>21614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0
Anonymous
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No.21621
>>21620
Kek
>>21614
Meme-enemies are the best.
Anonymous
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No.21622
21625
>>21618
can we all agree that moot was a faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
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21624 21627
Does infernius still want his horn back?
Anonymous
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21626
>>21623
From who? Thez?
Anonymous
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No.21625
>>21622
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:

(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21626
>>21624
Thez already made the other horn into jewelry. Tracy still has hers though.
Anonymous
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21629 21632
>>21623
sure what do i goota do for it?
Anonymous
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21634
>>21618
>>21619
hang all 4cuck mods.
Anonymous
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No.21629
>>21627
Don't do it...
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21630
>>21619
>yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
>yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
sure your not bud.
Scruffening Leaks
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21631
21638
Found the best ones

(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.

(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl


Mrs. Sentry
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infernius irl.png
>>21627
Help her out with her crafting.
Anonymous
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No.21633
21636
>>21632
>Not asking her husband
Anonymous
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No.21634
>>21619
>>21628
kek penis gets to avoid the rope
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21635
21637
>>21632
alright. its a deal.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21636
>>21633
I need spells. Also, this is for him to get his horn back.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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>>21635
But we need to resurrect the pirates...
Anonymous
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No.21638
>>21631
REEEEEEEEEEEE scrufy gets a slow acid bath!!
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21639
>>21637
i can do both.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21640
21641
3.5e Barbarian trying to craft.png
Tracy is currently in the forge/workshop, crafting instruction booklets all around her, trying her hardest to fix the string onto a composite longbow with her teeth. She looks frustrated at a catalog page full of magic items.
>pic semi-related
Anonymous
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No.21641
21643
>>21640
"hey what do?"
Anonymous
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Trumpaladin waits for GM to show up so he can talk to NPCs. In the meantime, he uses Vanderiem's Bolshevik sensing powers to hunt down the evil sausage remnants and swipe them before they can infect his unborn child
Mrs. Sentry
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>>21641
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
Anonymous
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>>21642
>rare pepe pls no steal
>>21643
"what you need me help with?"
Anonymous
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21649
Alright, catching up
Mrs. Sentry
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21647 21649
>>21642
Reeeeeee! Muh sausages!
>>21644
*sighs in antisocial pony*
".. I have a lot of t-trouble in this workshop, despite these weird shoes Lenos made me... Y-you spend quite a bit of time down here, s-s-so I wonder.. would you mind helping me out every once in a while..?" *half-assed smile*
Anonymous
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21659
>>21646
"yea me help you when you need it" *thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21648
oh shit, g2g for now
Dialogue will have to wait
Anonymous
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No.21649
>>21646
It's in the child's best interests

>>21645
GM!

Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.

"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
Anonymous
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Alright. What a day! So I'm figuring that the zephyr shoes can be done in a day's time since they're a simple enchantment. Any other things for me to address? I know Trump has questions for Slovenia, but if everyone is still in Port/Tower, I can't really throw any monsters at 'em with any legitimacy. I did have one idea cooked up, but we'll get to that.
Anonymous
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No.21651
>>21650
im in the forge. with tracy
Anonymous
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21653 21655
>>21650
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
Anonymous
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21656
>>21652
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.

"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.

So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.21655
>>21652
I imagine that all unicorns would have Mage Hand level telekinesis as their base ability.
Anonymous
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21657 21658
>>21653
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
Anonymous
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21660
>>21656
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.

I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.

But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
Anonymous
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No.21658
>>21656
im gonna be bringing the bastard swords into town while trump talks to his second waifu
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21659
21661 21670
>>21647
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
Anonymous
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21665
>>21657
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
Anonymous
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No.21661
21662
>>21659
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
SXv2m
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21663
[1d20 = 4]
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)