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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20554"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee >>20542"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
>>20552"Sparintenar isn't that far to the northwest of here. You take a left at the crossroads. It's part of the way into the forest. Its about the same distance as Cardashil, just in a different direction."
>>20552"None taken. I may be a jew, but not like those (((rats)))."
>>20556"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
>>20555"maybe we talk about this somewhere else trump?"
i know they got me. >>20558"Gems, not particularly. The only sort of magical stone I know of is a voidstone, but that's trouble that you don't want."
>>20560Don't get me started.
>>20561"tell me about stone ben"
>>20557"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's
infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559"okay..."
>>20559"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562>>20561*listens*
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>>20562"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
>>20564"where is it? me stonger than man who get blown up.
*flexes*
>>20565"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
>>20563"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
Is that seriously where this is going? I should have known,....
>>20566"but she give me things all the time."
>>20567"What can you tell me about their leader? Aside I guess from being a fine warrior?"
>>20569"Be grateful you aren't looking for Jewelry for Tracy. That mare is not going to be impressed by any item that didn't require something to die to make it"
>>20570"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
>>20571"a voidstone would be right up here alley"
>>20571"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
>>20573"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
>>20573"For Tracy?"
>>20574"For whom do they manufacture their wares? Is there like a corporation that owns the factories? Do they have factories?"
>>20577"no trump for ana"
"trump if me dont make it back clear my scroll history"
>>20579"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
>>20541>>20543If you were a Paladin's Mount, you could access a variety of powerful spells
>>20577"They do minimal trade and supply for other cities, but most of their goods go to sustain and supply their own city's needs, the rest is,... er 'was' given to the Emperor to leave them alone."
>>20580Ever the opportunist.
"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
>>20586ha-have you ever been to that plane ben?
>>20586Is it an Evil-Aligned plane? I want to go there.
>>20587"Me? OH no, that's a death sentence if you ask me."
>>20588"Its neither good nor evil. Its dominant traits are destruction and entropy, but favors none of the aligned extremes."
>>20581"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>OpportunistAm I wrong though?
>>20588Why though
>>20583The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591This. Stay away from that dimension
>>20591"Is the vacuum of space evil?"
>>20593>>20594"You don't need a voidstone!"
>>20592"you underestimate my power trump."
>>20597"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
>>20596"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
>>20599She'd be far more impressed if you didn't get yourself obliterated on some fool errand, GM thinks out-loud.
Well, I really should be going (its almost 4 and I hadn't anticipated going into detail at this hour Xp). I'll be around in the morning.
>>20601"Yes."
G'night!