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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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What about the foosball table?
[1d20 = 7]>>21258intimidation check to get his attention and make him listen to me.
"calm down!"
>>21262There is no sign of the foosball table. e_e
quick jump cut-toThe path leads throughout the ant lair, eventually working its way up to and out of the hole that used to be the main entrance to the hive. More bodies and bits are strewn about, with no signs of life at all.
Spoiler alert, the ant hive is kill and, oh I don't know but just
maybe the Dog is now loose again, and without Kefka to keep it in check.
Bravo, golf clap for you.
>>21264"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? WHERE AM I?!"
>>21265Can I answer that or just Inferius
"You are in the Trump Tower. You were killed along with your comrades and Korak when you all attempted to rob us. We revived you with the power of Football. We want to give you a second chance on life"
>>21265>foosball table gone>entire culture is kill"..... F..."
Continues down tunnel to look for the ant-eating puppy, because why not?
>>21269The dog has left, the evidence of that is clear given the increasing size of the tunnels. It appears that the Dog, upon reconstituting to a moderate size, went on a feeding frenzy throughout the hive, and when it had eaten/killed the last of the ants, got bored and escaped through the only apparent exit, given that the ants patched up the hole that used to lead to the Tower's treasure room.
>>21266He doesn't seem to have the faintest idea what Trump Tower is,... cuz why would he?
>>21271Fuck! That thing grows quickly.Continue following the puppy.
>>21271"Um... that giant floating thing your party tried to capture? Anyways, what's important is that we are seeking your cooperation"
>>21273Lenos walks by and quips "Yeah, cuz a guy in a state of complete hysteria is going to be open to parlay."
>>21272You emerge from the hole back near the starting point, inside the walled circle. The wall now has a huge hole in one side, in the north-west section, and there is no sign of the Terrasque.
>>21275I wanted to do a big batch of these today...
>>21274To Lenos
"you got any tranquilizers or... anything?"
I'll even take the damned marijuana >>21275Huzzah!
The pirate visibly calms, and stops flailing about. "Where is Korak? Why am I here?" he asks.
NOW is the point at which you can attempt to reason with him. I'm going to assume you say all the things you attempted earlier and,....
"What is this "Football"? Why are you holding me? (again) Where is Korak?"
T -30 minutes remaining >>21277"Yep," he passes a lit joint.
>>21280Uhm, what did you mean by that?
[4d20 = 62]>>21274>no sign of the Terrasque.No footprints, broken structures or smells? Well, it couldn't just disappear.
Nightmare/Pony senses activate:
Rolling Spot, Search, Listen, and Scent to pick up any sign of it, as she searches around for the Doggo Jr.
Tracy once again puts her snout to the ground and flares all her senses as she looks for the puppy.
(Warpony get's +5 on Spot and Listen checks: Tracy does get that bonus, right?)
>>21281i said that to thez before i went to the forges
>>21282>spotYou spot a trail of unearthed grass, leading to a path of toppled trees, leading to the gaping hole I just mentioned.
>searchSee above
>listenNothing strikes you
>scentIt went that-away (see above)
>>21283Right, I got that, but I fail to see how it applies to this context. If you're waiting for her to show back up, she hasn't yet.
>>21278Offer lit joint
Damn that feels gross"Korak is dead. We intended him to be an ally on our cause, but he tried to rob us, so we had to kill him. Football the magical force that guides all good in the universe and helped to resurrect you. If by holding you here, it's because this is where you were resurrected at. If you mean why are we physically restrained, it is because you were hysterical earlier. I guess it is not necessary if you are calmer now."
>>21284Follow the trail to find the lost puppy.
>>21282From the hole in the NW wall, you can see there's a short cliff leading off into a thick forest, not in the same direction as but connected to the same section of forest that Trollestia's grove is located.
>>21285He takes the joint, and smokes that shit. His panic is replaced by suspicion and distrust. "I remember now, yeah we were gonna rob you, cuz you lot robbed us first, AFTER the good Captain tried to strike a fair and proper deal with you."
>>21284i didnt know if you saw it or not.
>>21287"kek the GOOD captain you hear that trump hahahahahaha. korak was a slaver kid."
>>21287>Does not know that Slovenia is at the tower".. Oh, fuck me..!" She says once again, as she continues down the trail.
>>21288Yes sorry, I misquoted the reply. This was for you.
>>21237 in reply to
>>21236>>21286Tracy is out of time for the time being (you travelled to the dungeon, searched throughout the ant hill sufficient to determine generally what had happened, exited in the walled area, searched around and followed the trail, and are now standing on a cliff face overlooking a retreating trail,... that should have taken hours).
>>21287"Now hol' up! Hol' up!
I tried to strike a fair and proper deal with the captain. I talked to him. It was an entirely different person who went and robbed your ship, and he did so without my knowledge or consent. He was motivated by a revulsion to the slave trade. I am and have been faithful in all of my deals and trades, including with your former captain. And though there may be no more practice of the slave trade, don't worry. There are other profitable industries.
>>21289"Also what Inferius said. The gold he tried to steal is not our gold. It belongs to the people of Port Barry"
>>21289"You think I don't know that? He didn't kill people, that's for sure!"
>>21292Profit! FINALLY!
"Alright, now you have my attention."
>>21293"whats wrong with killing people?"
*evil glare*
Also, were we going to do anything on the campaign tomorrow? I feel like I fucked up something...
>tfw your jerky comes to life and ends an entire civilization of insectoids in one day
>>21298I thought he was already dead?
>>21296"Ye ask me, nothin'. Korak was different though. He never killed a man who didn't try and kill him first,... although we were always trying to steal their stuff,.... He was good to his men though, never left a one of us behind, and fought tooth and nail even to the last or newest of the crew."
>>21297Don't sweat it, the cat is out of the bag. Besides, the Terrasque
meta spoiler has gone into hybernation. You won't hear from it again until I feel like being a dick.
T -10 minutes. I'll be back tonight ~10:45p
>>21300>has gone into hibernation"... Well, that's a problem for another day!" Tracy says, as she grows tired of looking for the puppy and turns back towards the tower, whistling nonchalantly as she goes.
>>21296"Inferius? What. No. Staph. That's the sort of response I expect out of
Tracy. Killing people who have not harmed first is wrong... Communists aren't people"
>>21294"Oh you have no idea what sorts of grand new profits await. We killed Kefka. Killed his pet too. Interstate commerce will open up new opportunities you cannot even imagine. I have a few ideas now. If you could tell me what you are good at, maybe you could work on commission."
>>21300"Don't misunderstand me. I respect that about Korak. How loyal he was to you all. We killed him only because he took our tower. I understand that one of our party wronged you all by attacking you and violated your trust, but please do not place his indiscretion on all of us. I have been and intend to be nothing but fair and faithful."
>>21300*infernuis goes back to the forge and gets the sword and takes them to town*
"tell thez where i go if she ask where me is"
>>21303Tracy would also head off to the forge as soon as she got back, pretending she didn't see anything.
>>21301Just the response I was hoping for. Ur dungeon is still wrecked tho.
>>21302"I'll tell you what, if'n there's profit involved, and ye swear you're not just gonna kill me when I drop my guard, I'll consider your offer."
>>21303As a matter of fact, you run right into her. "Hey, I was just coming to see you. Hey, that's one of Lenos'! However did you convince him to let YOU have it?" she asks suggestively.
>>21305That will have to wait.
Later folks!
>GM out >>21304"I see. Inferius, I think these may not be bad people. Not even Korak. We really did violate their trust when Torcuil and one of his girlfriends attacked them"
>>21306"Kill you? Well if I did that then no one else would be willing to work for me, and it'd eliminate repeat business with you. No, you can trust me. And I tell you that we need expert sailors, we need warriors, we need people who can capture magical beasts and handle them. We've entered a new era of trade and commerce. I think you've seen what I did with Port Barry. Your new life will be far more profitable than the last"
>>21306"ana me take to weapon shop to get finished, so me can get you present"
>>21305*happy Paladin noises*
"Hey little pony! Where've you been? I think we may have just gained a sailor. Or mercenary. I'm not sure yet, but success I think!"
\r
>>21309"I was just chasing some weird dog that made a mess down south. I never caught it though..." *averts gaze*
I g2g for now
>>21309"so trump you want free psyche evaluation?"
>>21312"well me know it hard being leader so. for you."