NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>21363"you get glued if you even think about taking my "beef sausage"
>>21363Stop underestimating evil shit! It's demon Jew. Physical removal is the only cure for that poison
>>21364"That has Jew AIDS! Don't!"
>>21364*offers kosher sausage*
>>21365"Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert! I'm married."
>>21367*bitch smacks pony*
"Bad Tracy! Do NOT poison teammates"
>>21365"Inferius! Grab the sausage before it poisons someone!"
>>21365"I wonder how horse haggis is"
Trump gib flag
>>21368[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*
>>21371*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."
said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"
Starts to walk away
>>21370I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?
>>21370I thought haggis was only sheep. Can it be other things, aside for Torcuil of course?
>>21372I didn't know you had
>>21373Sheep haggis is good as fuck, and I think there is beef haggis so maybe
>there is vegetarian haggis
WHY THOUGH
>>21359>That's Jew! ... It will turn you into one in partThis is nonsense. Soros's eat's mostly Christian children, but that doesn't make him a Christian child.
>>21375So gays can pretend to be real Scotsmen.
>>21375KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
>>21376Because Christian Blood doesn't work the way Demon Jew Blood does
>>21377Point taken. Although it wasn't just Soro's blood that changed Tracy, but Thez's too.
>>21375What's it even made of?
>>21379Apperantly nuts and vegitables
>pukes >>21380*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"
>>21379The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know
>>21383He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)
[1d20 = 18]>>21388So? Inferius won either way. Kike.
Bitch slaps pony
>>21384You don't grapple hand-held objects, you sunder them.
[1d20 = 13]>>21388Shoots trumpadin in the knee
>>21389She already ran off with the rest off the sausages after you hit her: long gone.
Torc activates his shield to hide from the bullshit
>>21391Use your last bullet? Alrighty then.
Heal serious wounds
>>21392Fine. Bitch slaps Tracy's Faggot
>>21391And I was going to go find more bullets for you, since I thought I knew where to get them
>>21395"Aw come on trump be nice."
>>21397"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"
>>21398"Its a means to an end trump."
>>21399"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."
>>21400"It a means to spread our grasp upon the universe"
>>21401"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.
But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
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>>21402"Then i defently need that jewdog to take the cities that disrespect us"
>whistles in not-being-a-jew
When is GM coming back
>>21403"That's... not how it works"
>>21404Hours. You need to talk to Trollestia
>>21404Not for a while, I think..
I g2g for now.
>>21406"It isnt? Didnt it work on tracy?"
>>21405Time zone?
>>21406You need talk to your wife
Implying Torc wouldn't get raped again for Trollestia to assert dominence over Tay>>21407Bye
>>21408"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"
>>21409Which one?
I guess I'll talk to Trollestia then
>>21411Yes.
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>>21412Grumblng "I'll feckin do it ye shit stained cunt"