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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>21313
"If you had asked me last night, I would have said yes. But at the moment - just this moment - I feel like all is looking bright and I am at peace. So no thank you. Don't worry though. You'll probably get your chance soon enough"
"If you had asked me last night, I would have said yes. But at the moment - just this moment - I feel like all is looking bright and I am at peace. So no thank you. Don't worry though. You'll probably get your chance soon enough"
>>21315
"Well thank you. And thank you for helping out with the pirate. I think we can repeat the same with the other 23. Maybe even with Korak himself"
"Well thank you. And thank you for helping out with the pirate. I think we can repeat the same with the other 23. Maybe even with Korak himself"
>>21316
just so you know we are probabaly causing another time paradox right now
"you really think bringing (((korak))) back is a good idea"
just so you know we are probabaly causing another time paradox right now
"you really think bringing (((korak))) back is a good idea"
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Awww shit
Forgot I'm gonna have a different IP
Hi fellow faggots
Awww shit
Forgot I'm gonna have a different IP
Hi fellow faggots
>>21324
You told us all you were Floridian and lived in an area struck by the Hurricane a couple months ago
You told us all you were Floridian and lived in an area struck by the Hurricane a couple months ago
Trips
>>21329
It was mostly GM punishing us for doing stupid things, saying "just do that, I dare you. See what happens." Tracy tried to operate a hand crossbow, but shot herself in the leg. Fortunately, a friendly Paladin was aroun to remove the arrow and healed her wounds. Then raped her.
I got the amazing idea of resurrecting the pirates, so I ran a test on one. It was a lot of time of the pirate screaming and running around hysterically before I finally gave up and cast calm emotions. Inferius helped. Fortunately, I discovered that the pirates actually just felt like we had betrayed them when a certain someone and one of his consorts attacked them. They just want money, and can be reasoned with and will work with us.
Meanwhile, Tracy's faggot spent twenty minutes insisting that she got a piece of the Tarrasque and put it in her bag. So when she got to the rape dungeon, she discovered the piece had grown into a small tarrasque that destroyed much of her dungeon, and genocided all of the ants. All of them. It is now big and free in the Forrest. Tracy spent like two hours trying to track it down, but failed.
It was mostly GM punishing us for doing stupid things, saying "just do that, I dare you. See what happens." Tracy tried to operate a hand crossbow, but shot herself in the leg. Fortunately, a friendly Paladin was aroun to remove the arrow and healed her wounds. Then raped her.
I got the amazing idea of resurrecting the pirates, so I ran a test on one. It was a lot of time of the pirate screaming and running around hysterically before I finally gave up and cast calm emotions. Inferius helped. Fortunately, I discovered that the pirates actually just felt like we had betrayed them when a certain someone and one of his consorts attacked them. They just want money, and can be reasoned with and will work with us.
Meanwhile, Tracy's faggot spent twenty minutes insisting that she got a piece of the Tarrasque and put it in her bag. So when she got to the rape dungeon, she discovered the piece had grown into a small tarrasque that destroyed much of her dungeon, and genocided all of the ants. All of them. It is now big and free in the Forrest. Tracy spent like two hours trying to track it down, but failed.
>>21334
>now big and free in the Forrest.
The Tarrasque can hibernate for years: it won't come back unless GM feels like releasing it upon us.
>now big and free in the Forrest.
The Tarrasque can hibernate for years: it won't come back unless GM feels like releasing it upon us.
>>21340
I wasn't completely inconsiderate about it. I was operating under the thought that detatched pieces of the Tarrasque decay and die like normal, like it's limbs when severed (it can put them back on though).
I wasn't completely inconsiderate about it. I was operating under the thought that detatched pieces of the Tarrasque decay and die like normal, like it's limbs when severed (it can put them back on though).
>>21343
Yes. Possibly he himself as well, although i do not know how that would go down
>>21342
You know... If Kefka was able to control it
>>21344
It's a magic thing. You want to eat it for magical powers, but you also assume it's going to behave as if it didn't have magical properties, especially since it's regenerative properties were well known and since GM explicitly told us during the fight the only way to keep it dead was to seal it.
Just don't assume you know what the flesh of x evil entity does. One of these days you'll go eat some magical who knows what, and then discover its flesh is poisonous, or a natural abortifacient after it's too late.
Yes. Possibly he himself as well, although i do not know how that would go down
>>21342
You know... If Kefka was able to control it
>>21344
It's a magic thing. You want to eat it for magical powers, but you also assume it's going to behave as if it didn't have magical properties, especially since it's regenerative properties were well known and since GM explicitly told us during the fight the only way to keep it dead was to seal it.
Just don't assume you know what the flesh of x evil entity does. One of these days you'll go eat some magical who knows what, and then discover its flesh is poisonous, or a natural abortifacient after it's too late.
>>21345
> x evil entity does.
Tarrasque isn't an evil creature: it just lacks the consciousness to know the difference.
> x evil entity does.
Tarrasque isn't an evil creature: it just lacks the consciousness to know the difference.
>>21348
It's not safe to eat or safe to keep body parts of.
Honestly I think we haven't heard the last of the consequences of the demon jew blood
It's not safe to eat or safe to keep body parts of.
Honestly I think we haven't heard the last of the consequences of the demon jew blood
>>21350
Burn it! You might piss off the Golden Lady. Or who knows what. Just burn it. Gas it first if necessary
Burn it! You might piss off the Golden Lady. Or who knows what. Just burn it. Gas it first if necessary
>>21353
Get rid of it, get rid of it quickly. And no I don't mean eating it, that may poison the child. And don't bring it up again. Seal it in a magical container so it can't get out
Get rid of it, get rid of it quickly. And no I don't mean eating it, that may poison the child. And don't bring it up again. Seal it in a magical container so it can't get out
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