/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>21006
>>21003
I can fascinate at will

>>21008
That too.

>>21006
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast

>>21007
Espically since I won't be around for most of it
>>21010
Ass

>>21010
We'll let GM sort out whatever the fuck happened then.

>>21008
You didn't need to

>>21013
Im sorry but when did you get back to the tower?

>>21011
I'm not the person who failed to even disclose having a waifu to a sex partner

>>21014
Hour ago or so. It's only a one hour walk

>>21015
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.

>>21017
First off, I didn't have sex with her.

I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.

Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her

Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong

Trump apparently can do no woong, but everyone else can
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn

>>21019
Quoteimg. The saint bill clinton i see.

>>21019
Look, either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't. Why is it okay for you but not me?

>>21020
>A democrat as a saint
U Wot

>>21018
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.

>>21019
But like my character legit did not have sexual relations with that Unicorn

>>21023
Oh you'd do the same to me

I don't want to pick on Torc's faggot, I want to use this in game

>>21024
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?

>>21025
>We have an understanding
Oh... Okay. Nevermind then

>For what
Best not to disclose

>>21022
This
>>21023
This
>>21021
It's not I'm saying polygamy is okay...
Why am I wasting my typing? You wont listen
>>21024
Kek, he said it

Tay's faggot, I'm going to kill you
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?

>>21021
>either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't.
When did he say polygamy was okay?

>>21028
Well don't tell it to us. Tell it to Trollestia

>>21029
*happily shakes pony*
"I love you sweetie*

>>21028
I just wanted to help make you less awkeard m9

>>21031
Welp you made it worse
>>21030
She oouldn't know if you didn't tell her

>>21032
>Trollestia is not going to find out from Torcuil
You sure about that?

>>21032
Dont worry ill desensitize you to it.

>>21030
*clings*
"Where were you last night? I was looking for you..."

>>21033
I
Want
To
Die
>>21034
MADE IT WORSE

>>21035
Is she clinging in an adorable way?

"D'aww.

I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."

OH
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK

>>21038
Sure, that's totally the reason why. I wasn't playing 4d chess with you at all

>>21039
really? are you a time traveler too?

>>21040
"Time Traveller, I am not sure. But I did come from another dimension"

>>21039
Yeah sure

>>21041
Is jeb bush's wife really a mike pence in drag?

>>21037
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."

*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...

>>21043
*thunder roars in the distance*

>>21044
Tell me about it sister.

>>21043
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"

>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"

>>21043
>>21045
Jeb!'s wife is a literal goblin. An arguably attractive goblin (for a goblin), but a goblin nonetheless.

>>21046
See >>21048

>>21047
Not this shit again

>>21050
But I want the characters to talk out their differences...

>>21048
Attractive? Did you smoke some of that weed? Do you have any more?

>>21047
*moves Trumpaladin's hand to her tummy and stares into his eyes*
"Can you feel it? Can you feel our foal inside of me?"

>>21052
For a goblin*

>>21051
Yeah, but not talk about the child again
Plz, I don't want to teach you again why abortion is bad

>>21053
Well thats adorable as hell

Are the baths cold or hot?