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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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GM, just to be absolutely crystal clear, I had intended on Port Barry running a highly negative balance of payments with a vastly increased quantity of imports not compensated for by an increase in exports. i.e., building materials are purchased abroad. That way, the effect of inflation is distributed upon the global economy, and not the local economy of Port Barry
>>21472i think i might start carrying an iron maiden.
>>21475its not on there but im gonna craft a masterwork one and get it enchanted with inflict critical wounds.
>>21476and then grapple enimeies and throw em in the iron maiden.
>>21476Like... are you gonna grapple people and put them in the iron maiden, which I guess you'll carry around on a horse?
>>21478im probabbly stong enough to carry it on me, or i could get a bag of holding.
I'm gonna read through all this shit b4 replying
>>21308"Another present? You're up to something,...."
>>21334No, Tracy got shot cuz she didn't roll for the attack, and when I did for her it was a 1 (with a -4 modifier for lack of proficiency). She's lucky I didn't have it hit her in the neck.
>>21336>>21337Check on the football
>>21346I was sorely tempted, I assure you
>>21371Now when you say "runs off with sausage", do you,... nevermind
>>21390Not true, you can grapple or sunder. Say a wizard has a medallion you wanna snatch from his person, that would also be a grapple.
>>21418Try me
>>21453I've been meaning to ask, where
exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
>>21472And why do you think I (Thez rather) put a jew in charge of monetary exchange?
I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best.
>>21480The only really interesting thing is a fight that broke out between characters. Tay is now out of bullets. Also Trumpaladin and Tracy are on a break in their relationship... again.
>>21481>where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?the picture books in trumps libary
>>21483Good answer! You won't get nerfed for that one!
>>21482Oh, I read it (twice). That knight Ocho shit was
hilarious >>21481>Check on the FootballMotherfucker
>I was sorely tempted, I assure youPlease do it next time he does something stupid
>Try mePlease do it
>a jew in charge of monetary exchangeSo no issue with finance or monetary policy thus far
>I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the bestReally? Cause I feel like a parent trying to keep their children from drinking bleach or swallowing pennies
For future reference (if player are bored or have time, or don't wanna get nerfed) I'd like to suggest the following videos.
https://youtu.be/xZyDmfQuNNAhttps://youtu.be/e6A1M9BU51A>>21484what can me say, me faggot a quick guy.
>>21485Technically, I could have had Tracy wander right into the Terrasque and just get eated, but that would have been more troublesome than I was willing to commit to.
At that time.>Monetary policyNope, that was explicitly part of the contract that Ben agreed to. The town is welcome to utilize resources, and exchange them as normal, so long as there is no egregious affects to the immediate economy nor to the general supply and demand with regards to trade and inter-factional relations.
>>21487Yeah he do
>>21489"Hello, my name is Infernius' faggot, and I are roleplay."
"Hello faggot"
>>21490basically yeah.
>>21481"you my queen ana you deserve best stuff."
>>21491i haven't had any dreams about this yet,its a bit dificult for me to drop character. >>21492Inferius, all I want to ask from you is the next time Tracy tries to eat weird shit to poison the child, you grapple it first.
>>21491I'd love to have dreams about game,....
>>21492"Okay, I'll accept that. Please don't put yourself out about it though. Friends and,... well,... (doe eyes) I can do without things, if it means keeping those who are important to me."
>>21495i dont wanna be nerfed my man.
>>21496"even if thing could kill terasque and free everyone?"
>>21497Oh please, you'll only get nerfed for egregious Meta-gaming at this point
>>21498But we already killed the Terrasque and freed everyone...
>>21500then why are we still here?
>>21502Yeah That's kind of what I thought. I guess the answer is because the characters are still dead in their original dimension?
>>21498Thez seriously ponders the thought of freeing everyone.
"I hadn't thought of that. In all the hurry of sealing the Terrasque, I had forgotten about the legend of other realms that might be possible
through it," she darts a look at Infernius for a moment, but continues thinking.
"I wonder what possibilities might now lie in the Football."
>>21504"we go look at football?"
She continues. "What if the 'classic' approach to defeating the Terrasque were flawed? Or perhaps, were the only conceivable way of mitigating the danger? What if there was more to it than just sealing it away to be unleashed eventually at a later date?"
>>21506"then if that way flawed maybe a voidstone could kill."
>>21505"I think that's a good idea,....
>>21503"Trump, what say you?"
>>21507"I'm not certain he did. Remember when he first attacked, he spoke to it like a companion, rather than a dictator. I almost think he may have - crazy as it sounds - made
friends with it."
>>21509but Trumpaladin is presumably in the Tower having just fought with Tracy and argued with Tay..."Well, he also drained the life force from it. That didn't seem very friendly"
>>21508"I still think your plan is stupid, but yeah, that could kill one"
>>21510"uh well it make things it touch go away, me origanaly think me find way to stop from doing that and make ana ting with stone."
>>21512Nice pali
Thez is speaking to Trump, but her eyes are all daggers at Infernius.
"I mean, what do you think about the possibility that perhaps sealing the Terrasque might not have been the 'correct' method, especially with the prospect of liberating all involved to go back to and about their previous lives,"
>In the towerThen that's where we're all at. It's a little late to stall the dialogue.
>>21513"A voidstone doesn't just make things 'go away', they cease to exist. If I or you touched a voidstone, we would no longer
be. As in, no resurrection, no revive,
not even the memory of our existence to those who have known us. All traces would vanish, leaving only the sensation that something has been forgotten. I'll ask you now never to even suggest such a thing. You weren't,... you were weren't you?"
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