Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.
>>18683
Uhm oick one

>>18685
Oh go cry me a river

More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.

>>18686
i cure crit wounds on tracy can i hand her some grenades?

[1d4+3 = 7]
>>18690
Yes. That many

>>18693
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics

[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)

>>18695
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.

>>18684
Not sure how that applies,... btw

>>18696
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...

>>18694
I was going to ask if I could do do "Prestidigitation" even if it isn't in my available spells and create an origami pony... But I'll sing.

>>18697
>Tracy

[1d20 = 4]
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken

The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
>>18703
She's a big girl

>>18703
no i dont REEEE

Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!

[3d20 = 16]
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18

Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more

Slash Slash Slash the bastard

>>18710
FUCK
YOU
DICE!

>>18712
Hush. You've gotten bad dice rolls too

[6d20 = 71]
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits

>>18713
His are usually funny though

>>18715
Uh... I get like a 45 AC right? 42 if no new buffs from Tay and the Filly?

Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?

[2d10+16 = 28]
[4d8+17 = 23]
dice too long

[20d1 = 20]
>>18717
You mean like this?

[3d8+8 = 24]
[2d12+16 = 23]
still going

[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!

GM?

Well?

>>18727
What is my health after the serious wounds?

Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...

>>18727
Throws all the grenades in it's mouth.

>>18727
Uh, what kinda roll is that?

Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!

>>18734
That's Port Barry launching volleys of arrows.

>>18735
This is why I didn't upgrade to windows 10
>>18736
Ah

>>18737
this was a smart move
>that windows 8 life

[4d20 = 28]
>>18733
You can't throw them all, but I'll let u double-fisthoof (so 4)

>>18739
>1
Poor Tracy

>>18740
And possibly also me, given the proximity

[3d6 = 12]
>>18737
Didn't have a choice so gearing up for a Linux machine
>>18737
One grenade blows up at your feet, and the rest bounce off around the mouth, 2 doing damage (but not much)

The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly

>finally found an offical 3.5e spellbook
I hate everything
>>18738
>windows 7

[3d8+10 = 27]
>>18744
I heal trump

>>18746
Yay!

>>18746
I meant tracy

>>18745
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Limited_Wish
I MAKE TRACY'S NEXT ATTACK HIT FOR SURE

>>18749
We'll need that to keep it dead.

>>18746
>>18747
>>18748
Kek
>>18749
You're using THAT for THAT? RLY? I'll let you rethink that, cuz you'll fuggin NEED it e_O

>>18750
THIS

>>187501
fine rethinking

>>18748
Mother fucker

[1d20 = 7]
>>18754
Don't worry, its in the bag.

>>18748
[thankful nightmare noises]

>>18752
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Destruction
I cast this then

>>18755
GM, what is my health level?

>>18757
i tried it didnt work.

>>18758
ill heal you.

>>18760
Yay!
>>18751
Not funny

[3d20 = 38]
[10d6 = 23]
>>18757
K
>>18758
34hp
Fae attacks(?)

>>18757
Where does it say thsat is available to wizards? I see cleric

>>18762
yes

>>18763
I can cast cleric and mage

Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)

Trump is less destroyed (~ 1/2 hp)

>>18702
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack

>>18768
>>18769
Did the tarrasque do 70% damage on me in a single round?

[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN

>>18770
it does alot of damage.

[5d8+35 = 61]
>>18770
In a word, yes.
>>18771
Nope, never played it

The Dog slumps over. Its still alive, but its hurting BAD.

That wasn't good

>>18775
Throw Javelin in its mouth.

[40d20 = 468]
"FIRE!!!"

[1d20 = 6]
>>18778
Forgot to roll

>>18780
Dammit!

Sorry I was away for a little moment..
Is there anything I missed?

>>18782
>>18780
rip.

>>18775
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem

If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask

>>18782
Shush now, that was enough, everyone had auto-hit cuz Norfilly song. Cinematic time!!!