Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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[32d20 = 339]>>18579You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
[5d8 = 14]>>18584No, not the Dog
Six attacks do damage, the rest are not effective.
>>18586>NO ghost for you![sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>>18589Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
[6d20 = 72]
Dog full-round attacks Thez (cuz she's right there)
[3d20 = 26]>>18591I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
[1d20 = 8]
1st attack (bite) lands on Thez, rolling for swallow
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
Trump saves, but dog is right there staring down.
>>18598Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
>>18599Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
[1d20 = 15]>>18596>>18586>>18590Did Thez mean to tell Tracy to join her in there?
Rolling Sense Motive
>>18601I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
>>18602No, she thought to keep it occupied, but she got eated by dice.
>>18603Kek. By your will. ^_^
>>18602She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
>>18604>the bottle thoughShe expected Tracy to go back in?
>>18603"Shes so innocent it amazes me."
>>18604I can be a mascot that always point to true north "Know Direction"
>>18606She thought that was your game, yes.
>>18537>I killed the nerdBECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
>>18612I know right. I thought GM wouldn't allow that. You get first dibs on his hit. Again
>>18611>>18609>doesn't want to get crushed, but sureCan Tracy move yet?
If so, she charges and phases right through the dogs body and leaves a grenade (armed by fiery maw) behind her in its lung as she passes through (etherealness would wear off as soon as it stops touching her)
>>18594Thez was in midair, so no. Tracy would've been closest.
>holy sword"Ah shit lad! Now I be Vanderiem the Masterful, Mystical, Malicious,... ah hell JUST KILL THE BASTERD!"
>>18610Sorry Uh, its got a 35 ac, so I'm thinking the first hit landed, but IDK about the other 2.
>>18615I don't know.
>>18614You're going to kill us with that cuteness
>>1861735? I thought it was 25? (the other attacks didn't get 25, but for the future)
>>18618Again, fugg it. Go one then
Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
[1d10+16 = 20]>>18619Hit damage dice roll? I forgot nord filly adds one to damage
Troll, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil,...
>>18614>Torc makes a mental note to take the filly stick collecting after this>>18618Besides, I only took one thing from Korak
>>18623I'm gonna go ahead and Have Torc cast hail at dog, you can have troll again
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
>>18616>>18625Remember to light the grenade with a flaming hoof. Inferius probably should have given you more grenades
>>18627"Roll a 20" Trumpaladin says to Troll
Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
>>18630>>18629>>18626>>18605>>18584Okay, I'll stop trying to control my allies' actions now...
[1d20 = 12]
Jokes aside,....
Troll casts Searing Light
>>18633"Your leadership is a great quality,"
Fail, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil, Fae,...
>>18637>>18634Tracy go after me ill buff you
Tracy can delay at will, yes.
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
>>18640I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
>>18646"You are the best singer"
>>18646Tracy has buff. Your move Tracy, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18628>torc has a brilliant ideaHe runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus nowTorc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
(buff also affects Trump, still bigly)
Torcuil, in his foolishness, dispels all buffs
>>18654FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
>>18655I'm not the one who memed a seahawk logo,... I'm just rolling with the punches.
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?
>>18654REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18651Told you you wou...
>>18654Nigga listen here, gliphs only affect those who step on them. Now fuck off to hell where you belong
>>18659Ill eat Your heart later scott.
>>18657Does that include giant size?
>>18659Don't tell a GM to fuck off back to hell. He is more powerful than you. It's like being rude to a police officer. It's just not smart
[1d20 = 8]>>18656No, that one is fine.
>>18641Missed that (happened before squawks logo)
>>18661I will when he messes up my spell
>>18659One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored >>18658Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
Are anyone hurt and in need of "Cure Light Wounds"?
Dog has possible spell reflection, so again, be careful
>>18664>>18662Yay!
>>18665Fae attacks. That's a full attack if near enough and a pounce if not
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)
>>18667Tracy has wounds, but otherwise (aside from tired) everyone seems okay-ish
>>18667We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Fae connects, but no damage.
[40d20 = 443]
"FIRE!!" A call rings out from the edge of the stadium.
>>18671Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and
would immediately go there
if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body... >>18668Welp, Torc is useless if he can reflect spells
>>18666>666>glimmer mentionHow
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
>>18680Gib healing and moar grenades.
>>18678My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
>>18681nades and heals coming up.
>>18666I give you back trips, and this is what you do with it. Am disappoint. Am disappoint.