>>18378
>>18371
>gets back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I didn't consider crushing damage)
Did she make it to the lung? Also, would having a bladder full of knives distract it at all?

[1d10+15 = 22]
>forgot to calculate for smite
No, you're right.

>>18384
Does this thing bleed at all?

>>18386
HNNNNNNNNNG

I did warn I would fug shit

>>18381
No, only divine
>>18382
Halo?

>>18389
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.

Would the first attack land as well?

[15d10 = 94]
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog

>>18390
Automatic revive on 0 hp

>>18391
Its not super high, he hasn't had to REALLY fight in ages.
>>18395
e_e You're using non-canon NOW? Without a MEME? DENIED

>>18387
>>18392
it regens hella fast.

Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly

>>18396
>non canon
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Halo_(5e_Spell)
I believe it is pronounced
Fuck you?

>>18396
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck

>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer

>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog

>>18397
Can it bleed though, if you stuck a sword directly into its artery and left it there, would blood continue to flow?
>>18399
It says homebrew right at the bottom.

>>18401
anatomically yes.

>>18402
That's all I need for step two.
*flips through various anatomy books*

>>18399
>5e
I'd have allowed it if you had mentioned it previous. (and will from here on, but c'mon, I'm a flurry of papers and references and shit right now!)
>>18400
Yes.
Fae closes and uses charging attack,

[1d20 = 3]
whoops

>>18401
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.

Wait, its Tay's turn, not Fae's. That'll be soon.

>>18404
I'm a flurry of a laggy tablet because my computer hates me, I feel you bro.
>waits and plans

>>18404
Does that mean Bite and two claw attacks?
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)

>>18408
I'll wait

>>18410
You need a feat to make a Full natural attack upon charging.
I think GM meant Pounce.

>>18410
No, that's a full-round. Charging attack (which would be required to make a successful attack) gets only one.
>>18409
You're after Kefka, so don't sweat it.

>>18411
That's the one

>>18411
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm

Tay?

>>18412
K
>writing down shit in notepad furiously

Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move

>>18415
FAnd of course no none knows you are there

[1d20 = 20]
>>18416
>>18408
I shoot kefka again
>sorry was making a sandwich

>>18415
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.

>>18421
I love you

[2d8 = 10]
>>18421
Its fine, I was just wondering.
OOOH! A glorious hit, upside the FACE

>>18378
>>18379
Would all the organs with smooth muscle tissue deal crushing damage?
>>18422
Is there anywhere to go without organ contraction? I was going for the lung next, although I didn't consider it completely collapsing its organs.

>>18423
I know.

>>18425
Wait, these are stupid questions...

K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman

>>18427
The only thing you need to say is "attack, attack, attack"

Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order

>>18428
Should have shackled him...

Is fae big too?

>>18429
Is she still taking crushing damage though, every turn?

>>18434
>posting more non-canon, homebrew 5e spells
Look up 3.5e SRD

>>18431
>shackled
Heh, good luck
>Fae bigly
No, the spell was directed at Trump and they weren't in proximity
>>18433
Yes
>>18434
Noted

>>18433
Probably. Make the creature take damage

>>18434
I meant that I had the dimensional shackles on me when I attacked him and I could have shackled him to prevent him from teleporting

>>18435
In advance, I'll allow it

>>18435
>a faint "fuck you" is heard in tracy's ears
>>18438
Thx m8

>>18437
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside

>>18436
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil

>>18439
Oh, don't thank me yet,... e\\_/e

>>18440
She's got Cauchemar hooves!

Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?

>>18445
You bet your ass

>>18425
I'm guessing that's a no for this...
She'd better get out...

>>18444
It's also immune to fire.

>>18441
I figured she had both already. You said EVERYONE
>>18444
The hooves are a different story,
>>18420
Ugh. It doesn't matter, he was able to make distance. You guys almost had him.
>>18447
You are correct.

>>18448
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon

>>18450
108, but yes. It gets 40hp/round

Had to make some food. Have I missed anything?

>>18450
How much damage has she taken? She can't just get crushed.
>>18452
Not really. The thing's virtually indestructible, even from the inside...

>>18452
Nope, you're good.
>>18446
Torcuil's magic chains (level 1 homebrew? PLEASE) dissipate upon contact.
K> HAHAHAHAHA! That was AMUSING!!!
Fae could have pounce attacked, except Kefka is no longer there. She can redirect if she likes.
After Fae its Infernius, followed by Norfilly.

>>18452
I shot kefka in the face

>>18452
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.

Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm

>>18454
I should have figured

>>18455
He's got a shield, but she did roll a 20.

>>18454
Fae goes right back charging at Kefka, if she's too small to be mounted

>>18460
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)

>>18453
>>18454
>>18455
>>18456
So "we" need to take him out in one round or he becomes healed again...

GM, this is important so think carefully
What ethnicity is Kefka?

>>18462
Unless we kill the Tarrasque first, that is correct

>>18464
Super White. Like really white. Duh

Not labelled, but rough positions atm

>>18466
Like, albino status, yes
>>18463
So out of range,....
Norfilly, your turn

>>18468
Shit, not what I was hoping

Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.

AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).

>>18468
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....

>>18470
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.

[1d20 = 8]
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)

>>18471
reeeeeeeeeee! There's no treasure! And the Magic is above your head!

>>18469
Tourcil, make Fae Bigly so Trump can ride her to Kefka... Otherwise I have no idea how to close range

>>18469
TOURCIL, if Fae is Bigly, I know my next move

If GM will let me do it

Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one

[5d8 = 26]
It lands.

Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)

>>18479
First, How close is Thez to Kefka?

>>18480
Actually shooting him works. Consider it the Castle Doctrine. You're in Florida right?

>>18473
Damn.... Is there anything I can do.. I suspect if I leave Torc I get mauled by the bad man.

After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka

>>18483
How close is Kefka to thez or to Trump?