Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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>>18483I did say you joined at an awkward time. Don't fret.
>>18485Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
[3d20 = 40]>>18489Quick draw Long bow
Shoot, Shoot, Shoot at Kefka
>>18490My dexterity is shit, but that looks like two lands
>>18482Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/Makes it attack Kefka
>>18493Takes 10 minutes to cast and Dog is immune to compulsion
>>18491Range modifiers, only one lands. Kefka is bleeding (and not 'just' bleeding).
>>18493Yeah no, see
>>18494You're lucky its not your turn.
Troll's turn, then Tracy (who is away), then Tay
>>18495How many attacks do i have?
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
>>18494>burns more flowchartsfine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>>18496two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
>>18498I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
>>18498How is that going to hurt it? Charge Kekfa! Kill Kefka! Only Trollestia and Fae can even fly right now
>>18500Dog is immune to charm. Cast heroics on relevant party members. Fae and Thez maybe
>>18498If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
>>18496From range? One.
>>18498Creative, so I'll allow a mulligan. No on the piss-wave.
>>18500Yeah no, sorry. You have time tho. They're not normally going to be epic like this.
>>18501I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
>>18504Now that's a good move. Summon a level 2 monster
that can fly >>18506Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
>>18505Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
>>18509This is trollestia you faggot
Not Torc
>>18506pls fly in Etheral form to Kefka to charge him. He's super injured
>>18510Teleport to Kefka?
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Sorry, fuggin Cortana froze my comp. Catching up
>>18513She has a tendency to do that if you talk dirty to her.
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
[6d20 = 56]>>18511>>18516Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
>>18521..Is it too late to take the potion?
>>18522Yes, turn passed, but as a free action
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
>>18528REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
>>18528Is that rat bastard still hovering in air?
[1d20 = 3]>>18526Torcuil casts Implosion (memed)
>>18523I'll take it next turn then.
Will I need to reroll the attack?
*is prowling, ready to strike*
>>18534I think you are limited to three attacks in a turn
>>18535I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
>>18533HOLY SHIT. It landed. You fuggin did it.
Wall of text incoming
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
>>18537>>18526wait torculi saved the day?
>>18536Six attacks in a single turn is excessive.
The dog isn't down, but the nerd is kill.
>>18537>tfw I wanted to kill him*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to lifelol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>>18543ATTACK THE FUCKING DOG FIRST!
[1d20 = 6]>>18541>>18543swoop in and steal his body from tracy.
>>18542I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
>>18545You have grenades! Use them on the dog! We'll kill Tracy later
>>18545No! Fuck yo I'm the body-snatcher.
>>18546I'll take it. Sound's like Tourcil get's first pick from the dead guy's loot again
>>18548no fuck you your not stealig this guys loot again.
>>18551I don't want his loot! I want his body/soul!
>>18540Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
>>18549>>18549If we can just find a way to get the grenades inside of it...
I hate to say this, but this
>>18552 >>18556Fae Now changes direction and charges the dog
>>18557Thez calls out. "You guys want me inside or outside
no pun, she's talking about the beast?"
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Called it. Next (Infernus)
>>18543But seriously. Tracy rushes in to rip his ghost to pieces: that's her turn.
>>18562His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
>>18562take a fucking grenade from me you cunt.
>>18564Did she manage to get his ghost in time?*takes head and stuffs it in bag*
>>18565*takes grenades*
>>18566Infernius does no damage (damage reduction)
Norfilly, you're up.
>>18568Wait, I take that back, I forgot to account for modifiers. Infernius does,... 12 points
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
>>18568GM, I'm still going after the
real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
>>18572Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
>>18573Infernius, gib healing and buffs. Tracy is going in.
We might finish this tonight after all!>>18570I'll see what I can cook up. You're not in harms way.
>>18571Holy sword, yes.
>>18572>No crushingNo.
"Tracy, you got that skull bottle I left you?" Thez calls out.
>>18574>>18575Make filly gib healing, or perhaps Tay, so Inferius can do slashing or grenading
>>18570Filly, please come closer so you can heal Tracy
>>18576I am content thinking of candy. So no worries there
>>18576"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest >>18578Somehow, that gives everyone a feeling of comfy. +1's to all (I mean ALL)
>>18577Shit if there is someone in trouble I can cast Cure light wounds.
>>18580That includes the Tarrasque...
>>18581Tracy is getting Crushed and is the only one taking damage thus far. She wants Inferius to help, but he can attack, so I think having a bard cast cure wounds would help her
>>18584>Tracy is getting CrushedShe hasn't gone back in yet.