Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
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>>18285
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
>>18288
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
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[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Tay, you're up
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
[2d20 = 35]
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
>>18347
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
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Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
>>18354
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
[3d20 = 27]
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
(size too, add a +6 for that)
>>18366
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
>>18370
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
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