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Anonymous
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No.179654
Parallel containment thread for out of character discussions related to the roleplay thread.
2019 replies and 273 files omitted.
GM Pony
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No.180971
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GM Pony
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No.180973
Also, as I said to Posey:

Bat Ponies are not indigenous to "Neighpone." They are specifcally indigenous to the Equestrian Southeast. Whatever "neighpone" is, bat ponies don't come from there.
Anonymous
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No.180974
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>>180970
>how, kirins?
This is where my ignorance of EaW starts to shine through,... I sorta always thought of bat ponies as asians or stand-ins, like how ziggers and griffons,....
>>180971
Again, I'm increasingly appreciative about how the idea needs work,.... But uh, you see the direction I'm TRYING to go with it,....
Anonymous
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No.180976
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>honestly always thought that since Neighpone is the "country" in /mlp/ OC lore that is the Japanese equivalent "why wouldn't that just carry over into EaW?"
>honestly hasn't bothered to learn ANY of the EaW lore, and will be doing so promptly so can fix Lacey AND Brie's backstory to fit with the setting
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No.180977
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Anonymous
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No.180978
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>>180968
If you're interested in opening a business and not being an adventurer, consider the dragonlance Master class:
https://srd.dndtools.org/srd/classes/baseDragonlance/master.html
The Master class is basically a better version of the Expert NPC class. It lets you optimize certain downtime skills. It absolutely sucks in combat, but you won't care when you're making fat stacks of cash using the Profession skill.
Then check the DMG2 rules for running a business, which involves a specialized profession check. This basically turns it into a business management minigame (pic related).
Your lvl 5 starting gold is about everything you need to buy moderately sized building, as well as the supplies you need for your business.
After you've established your franchise, you could even turn your establishment into a guild, using Favored In Guild, Leadership and GuildMaster.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.180979
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>>180974
>>180976
There are a couple options for a Japanese-influenced character's origins. You have the kirin cultures, obviously, but there is a pony option out there, however odd it may be. Lake City, also known as Jezeragrad, is a pony country in the Riverlands (Eastern Griffonia) based loosely on Serbia judging from its language, but it also has a lot of Japanese flavor to it at the same time. A couple specific examples are a focus in its Princely Restoration path granting planes the ability to suicide attack (kamikaze), and the various manufacturing Guilds within the nation, including one guild named "Maresubishi". It wouldn't be too hard to develop other varied Japanese-inspired elements such as the Yakuza coming out of Lake City, or from Lakeish immigrants.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.180982
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>>180979
>>180981
Tbh, I'm really not fond of EaW world building in some ways. It's a good pony adaptation for HoI, but it's world-building leaves a lot to be desired. Imperial Japan was a major player in WWII, but EaW doesn't really represent Asia well at all, despite having equivalencies for other countries. When they added Kirin they made them part of the Zebra continent.
As for languages, maybe we could consolidate languages into language groups? 3.5e doesn't account for humanoids if the same race having hundreds of different languages. D20 modern, which is based on real life, makes it much easier for PCs to learn new languages.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.180983
>>180981
Herzland Griffons are like this weird mix of Austrians and Byzantines, while Equus Changelings (not Greneclyf Changelings) are German Germans.
Anonymous
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No.180984
>>180975 →
Unfortunately, I loathe HOI4. It took me 170 hours to realize I just don't enjoy it (with at least 100 of those hours being EaW). My autism is simply not alligned with map simulators. Strange, cause I fucking love Risk but I can't get into games like HOI4, Stellaris, or CKII.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>180985
It's not really all that complicated. It's just a few d20 rolls using your skill mod. If you can handle playing a rogue, you can handle running a fictional business.
Anonymous
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>>180987
There's fun tables you can roll for story events related to your business.
The DMGII is full of these fun rules. It's a good book.
Anonymous
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No.180989
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>>180987
>>180988
While I can appreciate that that's all appreciable, for me that is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do. I just want the pretense of a modest business that covers for a very profitable and very illegal series of ciminal enterprise, under the auspices of a well established family of japanese-esque origins. Actual in-game money and valuables are of little interest to me as a player, just as long as my players have the "fine things" that their background and story would afford.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.180990
180993
I've got plans for a business for my character(s), though that's more just for a little bit of passive income to help support my NPC collection addiction and to provide the facilities for crafting all kinds of equipment for all of the characters.
GM Pony
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No.180992
>>180929
Oh, I can definitely think of ideas for the character I hope I can do her justice.

>>180930
Hmmm... Well, for now, you control her, so I can see more of what your vision for her is. I suppose that if you want longer, interactive flashbacks, then we can do that, if perhaps a little later.
Anonymous
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No.180993
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Anonymous
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No.180994
>>180993
I can see the merit for the structure and rules, especially as something of an element for a base of operations or a recurring campaign setting, et al. Thank you for bringing it to my attention, though I'm not sure I want to engage that level of detail. Better first to fix the freakin' backstory.
That's another thing, I like to play fast and loose with the parts of backstories that will never get presented; dead relatives, being an easy example
GM Pony
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No.180995
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Anonymous
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No.180997
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>>180995
>a tiara
Ha, a dude was wearing a tiara! GAY!
GM Pony
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No.180999
181005
>>180997
You should have seen what Brie was doing with a griffin
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181001
oooooo...oowooo?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.181005
>>180999
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/47pxhhDAVjk [Embed]
GM Pony
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No.181007
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For the tiara situation, there are two basic routes:

Continue more or less with how things happened, with Posey putting on the tiara, Silver knocking it off, the griffins becoming either hostile or at least panicked, and then the tiara being shot by mala thrice, then carried out and dumped in the ocean by Cavaliere or one of the griffins or... something

Or, a retcon. Either to never attempt to put it on, or to Posey having the tiara slapped out of her hoof by the yellow griffin.

>>181002
Well... That's much better than what I though
Anonymous
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No.181008
>>181007
>destroyed
Granted
>discarded
Let's not get hasty,....
Anonymous
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>>181007
I would really strongly prefer a path where the Tiara is still intact (also, RAW, a major artifact can only be destroyed in a single, specific way, so bullets really shouldn't hurt it), because I'm really interested in it and I believe it could be a source of amazing story or character development, but I also know that because I recklessly tried it on my opinion probably doesn't matter...
>Either to never attempt to put it on
Well, we could roll those Arcana/Religion checks.
Anonymous
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No.181011
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>>181007
>retcon
A lot of the involved posts were deleted already, so maybe retcon is the best path.
Brie
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No.181012
>>181009
Ngl, Brie also wants to keep the tiara intact, even if it means voiding the badass rifle disarm Brie pulled. He doesnt want to use it, he wants to appraise it (hes good at that too). He sees potential value to,... well somepony like Rosie, and he would like a share in that value.
GM Pony
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No.181013
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>>181009
>Noooo you can't destroy it with 12 gauge buck shot!
Who said it was a major artifact? And in any case, you don't need to destroy it. Just throw it into the sea and it's gone forever.

>>181011
I wasn't sure how to handle it in the moment. My first instinct was to just say out of character "Are you sure about that?" Then I figured I could have the characters do it in game in character. When that was ignored, I figured any out of character "Are you sure?" would be equally ignored, so I went into just describing the "find out" portion of "fuck around." I guess the players were into it, but I wasn't, because at that point the whole session and probably more had been thoroughly derailed and I was just sick of it.
Anonymous
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No.181015
>>181013
I should have been more considerate, sorry to derail your session.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181017
Well, on the one hoof, I know Brie's player wants to use this event as an opportunity for Brie's character development. On the other, retconning would let us find ways to safely make use of the crown such that we can profit off of it, such as dismantling it to sell.

>>181009
pet pet pet
No, it matters, it's just...conflicted with GM pone's current feelings.
Anonymous
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No.181019
181095
>>181013
What if it falls on the head of a whale? Or worse.... A whale pony?
Brie
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No.181021
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>>181013
I assumed that Rosey wouldn't be permitted to cause any irreparable damage, except to themselves, by putting on the crown. It is expressly what I would have done in your case (lit "Drop to 0 health"), but I'm not happy about your experience of it all
Brie
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No.181024
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In any case, I can work with it whichever way we decide to go, but retcon seems the easiest for everyone so I vote that.
The actual specifics of the retcon will only determine whether Brie has a rifle in his hooves, so I abstain on that
Anonymous
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No.181042
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>>181041 →
Posey also appreciates amoebas. Some of them are her friends.
Anonymous
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No.181045
>>181042
^^
Well, sorry to tell you this. I ate them.
Anonymous
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No.181047
>>181021
One of Posey's few downsides is that, being undead, if she drops to 0 health she instantly disintegrates. There is no way to render her unconscious or incapacitated, which makes balancing danger more difficult. With a regular character, losing a fight isn't the end of the world but Posey tends to go ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK and there's no way to stop her without permanently ending her.
GM Pony
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No.181052
181066 181073
Okay, two options:

After Posey has tried on the tiara, with it knocked off on the ground, the griffins riled up, Brie holding the rifle, Mala attempting (failing?) to shoot it.

Before Posey decides to put it on.

Take your pick
Anonymous
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No.181056
181057
Anyone have the 3.5e Dungeon Master's handbook?
Anonymous
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No.181057
181059
>>181056
I don't have physical copy but I have this:
https://archive.org/details/dungeon-masters-guide-v-3.5/page/n15/mode/2up
Anonymous
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No.181059
181086
>>181057
Thank you!
GM Pony
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No.181066
181073
>>181052
I suppose in the former you can try to keep the tiara, but the griffins become hostile again.
Brie
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Brie
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No.181072
For sake of brevity:

We can argue about where/what, or we can continue on and try not to nerf this whole game. ^,_,^
Anonymous
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No.181073
>>181052
>>181066
In the latter case, Posey would just immediately put the Tiara in her purse after snatching it off the griffon.
This would delay having to deal with the Tiara until later.
Anonymous
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No.181075
181076
Ill ammend my previous to offer a choice:
1. Posey puts the crown away - saying something about how "These types of magics must be studied in a carefully controlled environment, the captain is lucky to be alive." - and Posey can collaborate with GM on what will.occur with it later.

Or

2. The tiara is on the ground and Rosey is stunned.
Anonymous
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No.181076
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>>181075
>1. Posey puts the crown away - saying something about how "These types of magics must be studied in a carefully controlled environment, the captain is lucky to be alive." - and Posey can collaborate with GM on what will.occur with it later.
That does sound like something a smart and responsible Necrologist would say...
Anonymous
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No.181077
Not to discourage other player input here, Im speaking for myself, but am also drawing something of a line in the sand. As one of the most disruptive players in this game, I'm increasingly impressed with how easy it is to 'want' to spin their character in a particular manner that "makes sense". The problem is, while.plausible, the reactions that the player in the moment decides are one of 1000 actual options; its not inevitability, its impulsivity driving the actions.

Scenario 1 allows Rosey to reset and act the calculating pseudo-villain they seem to want to be.

Scenario 2 allows Rosey to indulge those fantasies strategically improperly and prematurely
Anonymous
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No.181078
I'm heavy-camping on GMs professed intent to 'let Posey have it just dont do the thing' here
Anonymous
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No.181079
181095
As a GM, I HATE when players try to 'surprise' me with freak actions and shit. Im here for the shenanigens, but allow me to help YOU make it fun for everyone, while not disrupting all my hard work.

Is what Id say if I were GM
Anonymous
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No.181080
181081 181095
>>181071
Reeee it wasn't a grenade! It was divine zigger magical arts! Though now that I think about it I probably could have popped a thunderstone for similar effect without inducing eardrum bleeding....
Oops?
Anonymous
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No.181081
181082 181092 181095
>>181080
You... have thunderstones...? I expressly asked for thunderstones... ;_;
It would have the same effect, I wanna say my save roll was a 9?
Anonymous
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No.181082
181083
>>181081
The zeeb is trained in alchemy, and uses small alchemical weapons as ammo for his sling. I'm sure he can spare a few in the future.
Anonymous
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No.181083
181084
>>181082
Just use em on enemies. No dex bonus means sneak attacks :3
Anonymous
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No.181084
>>181083
>but anon, thunderstones dont remove dex bonus
They do if you do it right ^_~
Anonymous
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No.181085
Ugh,I'm doing it again, sorry.
Stealth killers rely on one or both types of stealth, auditory and visual.
Impairing the hearing of oppnents can be exploited with certain skill checks, enabling a crafty ninja to land almost all strikes as sneak attacks, which Brie has at a 3d6
Anonymous
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No.181086
>>181059
Np, fren ^^
Anonymous
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No.181087
181097
But back to the tiara
Im seriously and deliberately trying to structure this in a particular manner.

The underlying theme of the scenario compromise that is being proposed is this:

Yes, Posey can have the tiara if she is going to be responsible with it, and we can consider what transpired as a flash image in Rosey's mind as she briefly contemplated putting on the crown but deciding better of the idea.
Anonymous
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No.181090
We should retcon Posey putting on the tiara and have the party deliberate over what to do with it. Silver could have an interest in giving it to Pear and her university for study. Posey who is ostensibly from another university could contest it.
Anonymous
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No.181092
181094
>>181081
I could give you Posey's eggshell grenades. They're more suitable for Ninja-like characters anyway.
Anonymous
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No.181094
>>181092
Once I have blind fighting, he'll only need smoke bombs.
There was no other way unless we were supposed to take 2 feats at 1st level for some reason.
He took weapon focus:dagger, to open up Advanced dagger mastery, and then weapon finesse.
Advanced dagger mastery enables a character who is not a monk to do flurry of blows but only with dagger and dagger-like. It also grants quickdraw and a few other perks, but thats the main benefit. A little cheesy on its own, but more understandable since Brie has the 1 monk dip, which technically allows him to do that anyway EXCEPT when armored, which ADM would seem to not prohibit.
GM Pony
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Anonymous
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No.181096
>>181095
Nono, my vote is retcon, I PREFER we let it play
>but the whales and fishes
Ngl, I was thinking it as well
>it'll be fine
Brie trusts Silver, more or less
>you were bad and got coal in ur stocking
Fair
Anonymous
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No.181097
>>181087
This one
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.181099
>>181098
One thing you and I as GMs have in common is an appreciation for cursed items, however I am more like GM (seemingly) in that I condition my players to NOT play with the obviously evil thing - at their own emphatic risk/consequence - without preventative measures in place, and ESPECIALLY don't let it out of your hands/sight, thats how you get eldritch-kaiju field mice.
Anonymous
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No.181100
181107
I hate Ziggers and jewelry
Anonymous
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No.181104
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Spoilered
This image of Virgin Flame, I felt turned out great, so this is how she looks from here on.
Anonymous
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>>181104
Okay. You can all stop dying of laughter. Here's the real pic.
GM Pony
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Anonymous
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No.181108
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>>181104
Kek
Anonymous
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No.181109
>>181107
I am so game to fight a Leviathan, it would justify Rosie going super-saiyan
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>181116
>9
Could be worse, mine is 6 ~_~
For roleplay purposes, Ill suggest 'slighly rude'
Anonymous
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No.181123
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>>181118
>Tfw 15 cha
Anonymous
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>>181123
>pic 1 related
^^
>>181118
>pic 2 related
^^
>Ill suggest 'slighly rude'
I came up with something similar but I worded it more like clumsy with her words. She means well after all. It's essentially the same.
Anonymous
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No.181128
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>>181126
A Cute
Anonymous
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No.181130
181302
>>181126
>Badger... Bear
Awww, Brie is cuddly :3
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181133
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>>181095
>fluffernoodle
ur silly

I'd vote retcon, mostly because we weren't thinking straight and as a result our characters were decidedly out of character, and if we were thinking straight then things would have turned out much differently and this whole debacle wouldn't have occurred in the first place. I'd want Brie to get that moment of character development that his player wants, tho.
Anonymous
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No.181134
>>181133
>CM
I mean, thats gonna happen one way or another, its a question of "what memories/thoughts are gonna get triggered when it happens"
Anonymous
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No.181137
181147
One of the main conditions for the CM trigger is "genuinely fearing for his life", which I intend that GM will see to. The rest is more or less established, and will be detailed when the time comes.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.181138
181140 181302
>>181126
"Bask in my celestial radiance! [Kraken noises]!"
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181140
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>>181138
"Fear me! [whale pone noises]"
Anonymous
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No.181143
181163
Zeeb here, I don't care what we do. I wasn't really involved. So I guess I abstain
GM Pony
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Anonymous
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No.181148
>>181147
When he was a colt, but never since, thats the thing
Anonymous
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No.181152
>griffon, gay, black
>jew nigger-faggot
Well played GM
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181162
>>181147
is silly
bleps


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Anonymous
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No.181163
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>>181143
> I abstain
I vote we take the zigger to the zigger-boiler and have him boiled immediately.

All in favor reply "Boil that zigger!"
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181164
>>181163
Nah, this one a qt. He can be granted honorary ponyship.
Anonymous
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No.181182
It's been a long time. When Amber got that invitation to Club Maurice, was it Dark Denizen or another pony that Dark Denizen sent? I haven't looked at it but I'm certain it was a bat pony and probably Dark Denizen.
Anonymous
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No.181187
181188
>>181163
Boiling the zigger results in zigger distillation. You will seperate him by the stripes into two beings.
Anonymous
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No.181188
>>181187
<Yer naurr boil ANY meat ye fukwits, ye braise or ye confit.
<Ziggers tend te be lean, so ye wanna cook em in butter er fat
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>181123
Amber has 17 charisma. Her cuteness is just too much to handle.

>>181208
Is scared
Anonymous
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No.181255
>>181208
>>181226
Relax, its prolly the antag statblocks
Anonymous
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No.181258
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Anonymous
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No.181264
181266
>>181208
>>181258
Aren't these hero-grade stats? When you roll stats for an average character you use three die instead of four, and you don't discard the lowest.
Anonymous
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No.181266
>>181264
Dont look at me, Im just tallying
Anonymous
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No.181270
181271 181291
I usually just use elite array when I make NPCs. Rolling is more fun for some, but I try to minimize the trouble I go through to make a character that the party is probably going to kill in the third round of combat.
Nice roll on the first one though.
Anonymous
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No.181271
181274 181281
>>181270
I only roll for adversaries that are likely to survive
Anonymous
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No.181274
181277
>>181271
If they're important, I use point buy.
Anonymous
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No.181277
>>181274
If theyre important, I give them a mid-combat objectives. Simple versions are "dospel the armor buffs sp can hit"
Anonymous
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No.181278
So*
Anonymous
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No.181281
181282
>>181271
What if they're gods? You don't use the Divine Array?
Anonymous
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No.181282
181290
>>181281
>what if stuff that wont happen
You seem to need established rules
Anonymous
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No.181290
>>181282
>wont happen
Pfft, says you. There's no less than five demigods in this setting alone.
Anonymous
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No.181291
181292
>>181270
>I usually use elite array
<I only roll for adversaries that will live
>what if theyre gods (cuz that matters?)
>what about
Muted
Anonymous
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No.181292
181293
>>181291
And if they're relatively weak allies that are useful to be kept around?
Anonymous
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No.181293
>>181292
Weakness isnt a function of stats. Its not about the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
Anonymous
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No.181296
181297 181316 181332
Also, if we're all good and all,....

That grenade took off 1/3rd of Brie's health,....
Anonymous
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No.181297
181301
>>181296
Also, GM isnt allowed to roll damage for me anymore, especially not together with everyone. Call me paranoid, but these dice can lick my balls.
GM Pony
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No.181301
181303
IMG_5594.jpeg
>>181297
>He thinks that his feeble decrees can save him from Fortuna’s malevolent whims
Darling. Bro. I haven’t rolled damage for you even once this whole game.
Anonymous
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No.181302
181321 181323 181335
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Anonymous
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No.181303
181307
>>181301
Youre correct, I accepted Dust's roll, and should have contested at the time
>feeble decrees
I had to try
Anonymous
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No.181307
181335
>>181303
[1d8 = 7]
Anonymous
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No.181316
181318
>>181296
Sensitive ears, weak to sound.
Anonymous
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No.181318
181320
>>181316
Thats what the earplugs are for ;>,_,<;
Anonymous
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No.181320
181321
>>181318
Become undead: Then you can just cut off your ears and stow them in your back pocket when you're not using them.
Anonymous
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No.181321
181322 181323
>>181320
Here, hold this
stab
(Not really)
>>181302
>athiest cleric
Im not saying it can't happen, but Im very curious how that works
Anonymous
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No.181322
181323 181325 181326 181335
>>181321
>Im very curious how that works
It's in the SRD:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Power comes from faith itself, not just from the gods.
If you want specific lore, I can dig up examples from half a dozen books.

I actually considered making Posey a godless Cleric (Clerics are the best necromancers), but I chose Dread Necromancer because it has Dread in it, and also because u have powergaming tendencies so I figured I should avoid tier 1 classes in favor of a specialist tier 3 class.
I'm normally not fond of godless Clerics though, at least in most conventional d&d settings.
Anonymous
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No.181323
181324 181326
>>181302
Hmm, actually. I haven't decided yet how I wish Vir to play. I'll think about it.
>>181321
>Heals teammates by the power of God she doesn't believe exist. ^^
Yeah, Idk. Maybe, it could just be a level of exp that she doesn't use anymore, like for story purposes.

>>181322
>Power comes from faith itself, not just from the gods.
Okay. I feel like I heard and extended diatribe about this topic but I don't remember it.
Anonymous
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No.181324
>>181323
>how I wish Vir to pla
Or, rather her aesthetic.
Anonymous
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No.181325
181335
>>181322
>Tfw Cleric gets to cast Animate Dead at lvl 5, but Dread Necromancer needs to wait until lvl 8
Ffs....
Anonymous
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No.181326
181340
>>181322
>>181323
I know it can be done, Im just interested to hear this particular take. My favorite is faith in the divine essence of the self, but theres many ways to do it in rules or just in essence
Anonymous
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No.181327
I heard of another that believed they were a god sealed in a mortal form to strip them of their power/area of dominion, and so it was
Anonymous
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No.181332
181334
>>181296
I'm sorry it did HOW MUCH? HOW SQUISHY IS THE BAT?
Anonymous
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No.181334
>>181332
He is currently at 22/30 hp
GM Pony
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No.181335
181336 181338 181340 182094
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Anonymous
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No.181336
>>181335
I didnt think it counts, I was just curious if it would have made much of a difference, which obv the dice hate me like they hated Infernius
Anonymous
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No.181338
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No.181340
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No.181341
>>181340
>the latter she paid two levels for
The middle, not latter
Anonymous
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No.181342
181343
>>181331 →
Kind of sounds a bit more like a Druid, tbh, but you do you.
Anonymous
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No.181343
>>181342
I'm getting more of a devotion/worship of life/death and the natural cycle sort of vibe, rather than nature
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No.181345
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No.181347
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No.181353
181354 181355 181387
To the issue of meta, the ability to sufficiently appreciate the potential of the crown would mechanically be based on a knowledge arcana check, probably high dc. 3 guesses what Brie's ranks are, trained only. The only things he knlws about magic items is how to sometimes get them to work (use magic), and a bunch of random tidbits. The odds of him knowing enough to really decipher what hes seen is very low, but he does know theres funny business hes QUITE keen to get to the bottom of.
Anonymous
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No.181354
181356
>>181353
>the ability to sufficiently appreciate the potential of the crown would mechanically be based on a knowledge arcana check, probably high dc
I rolled a 30. 30 is high.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181355
>>181353
Through basic observation on its effects both before and after it was removed from the griffon's head, Silver could probably surmise that the crown has some kind of mind control power/curse and that it increases the natural abilities of its wearer. He has absolutely no knowledge of magic or the arcane (a result of being raised by a single Earth Pony father) outside of what his daughter White Light has told him in excited descriptions of her latest studies when she was a filly, and as such would have no deeper understand of how the crown actually operates than the next pony.
Anonymous
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No.181356
181387
>>181354
Well, heres the thing. I WANT Brie to immediately grasp the significance of what he has so far detected, cuz I appreciate the significance of what he's seeing, but thats meta.
In reality, Brie owes knowledge, insight, and a few other checks to put together what I already know, and several checks he should automatically fail. Im gonna leave it up to GM to weigh on how I can roll to be as prescient as I was trying to overreachingly have him be.
Anonymous
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No.181358
181362 181387
I'm not rolling for the vomiting OR the critical stab thats healed. I did roll to notice the stashing of the magic sword but willfully neglected to sense motive, the crown Ill voluntarily waive/fail, so sense motive on the spoopy obsessive behavior/emotes.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
Anonymous
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No.181359
181362 181387
K, so Brie can tell that Rosey is jizzing her pants at the crown but really doesnt want anyone to know. And, he cant know why she would be jizzing her pants, though she did claim profession,... but that captain summoned something, and these Griffons are talking mind control. More questions
GM Pony
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No.181362
181364
>>181358
>>181359
Rosey and Silver were both calling the tiara "cursed" based off of the apocalyptic log of the whalers before shit went down, long before they went on that boat.

This is what happens when you quit for a week and miss part of the game...
Anonymous
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No.181364
>>181362
Even in spite of my tantrum, Brie would not have entered the buildings with them, he would have maintained an arial vantage. He came into this mission:
1. Thinking he had it already figured out, and it was military/commie/mercenary (conventional)
2. Thinking they could be walking into a trap
It actually makes sense for him to fuck off for that portion, even though I was shitting my pants ^,_,^
Anonymous
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No.181370
181371 181387
Brie should get a bonus to bluff checks cuz mask .,_,.
GM Pony
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No.181371
181374
>>181370
Do you trust people wearing masks?
Anonymous
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No.181374
>>181371
I'll grant that that bonus would be removed for the sense motive check (the penalty to charisma is precisely to account for his overall suspiciousness), but it would be harder to spot/easier to conceal tells that account for the perception of the bluff
Anonymous
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No.181375
181377
Alternately, n/pcs could get a penalty,....
Anonymous
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No.181377
>>181375
only a -1 to.spot cuz its otherwise form fitting?
Anonymous
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No.181387
181388 181390 181392
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No.181388
181391
>>181387
>Even with her 30 on Arcana, Posey does not know the abilities of the tiara or even how it could be useful to her.
It channels divine energy. Do you want like, specific spells?
Anonymous
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No.181390
>>181387
Yes, and one of the questions Brie intends to ask is "whats this about a curse? Like in fairy tales?"
Brie knows magic exists, has even dealt with some useful ones, but has no comprehension and is, not suspicious of but more mindful toward. He has loads of question once we're 86 the freighter (kek)
Anonymous
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No.181391
>>181388
No. I want to figure it out gradually myself. Clues would be fun though.
Anonymous
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No.181392
181404
>>181387
Also, all of bries stuff except the revolver and suppressor is masterwork
Anonymous
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No.181404
181415 181419
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No.181415
181477
>>181404
>Okay but where would the alicorns fit in? They also each represent a crucial aspect of harmony and life. Celestia represents the sun, warmth, and everything related to it. Luna represents the night, dreams, etc. Cadance represents love and family. Twilight is already the Element of Magic but also represents friendship and learning.
You could just start them as demigods and have harmonist priests who follow their teachings.
>Actually that would make a lot of sense
Just remove the shapeshifting ability and replace it with something else.
Anonymous
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No.181419
Ornate_revolver_skin-674309354.jpg
>>181404
One doesnt tend to deface the serial numbers nor possess illegally in commission of a crime such masterpieces (especially threading such a barrel!)
Anonymous
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No.181421
His suit, mask, boots, gloves, blades (2 killing, 10 throwing), all are tho
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181477
181489 181491
>>181415
So Posey really has 55 HP, same as Silver?
Anonymous
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No.181489
181505
>>181477
Looks that way. I looked in their (posted) character sheet and the inherent build. Ngl, aside from being broken as holy fuck, it is published
Anonymous
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No.181491
181493 181498
>>181477
4d12 + 6 (Bloodtouched Rite) + 8 (Desecrated on an altar) + 8 (Undead Mastery)
Yep.
The lvl 8 Warblade build based on Silver I made has twice that many hot points, wanna see the progress?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181493
181495 181496
>>181491
Now that is a lot of HP

I was just gonna say it actually makes me a little proud of Silver's stats, being on par with Posey
Anonymous
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No.181495
>>181493
Silver has enormous stats, totaling 43 points, before mods. They're somewhat lopsided though. Those points could be more evenly distributed.
Anonymous
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No.181496
>>181493
Silver's rolled stats are way above average even without counting in free points from the GM with no tradeoff scrunch
Anonymous
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No.181498
181500
tenor-233678289.gif
>>181491
Both Rosie and Tarnished Silver (you know u wanna)
Anonymous
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No.181500
>>181498
Also, not as an indictment, lets not forget Rosie's damage reduction
Anonymous
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No.181501
Short version: Brie would land one, maybe eben TWO (otherwise) devastating killshots.

And then he would be eaten by something he has no frame of reference to
Anonymous
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No.181502
181505
Final point.
Brie is a kind-of John Wick Baba Yega.

Rosey is the actual Baba Yega
Anonymous
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No.181504
But yeah, its easy to forget that characters dont know to think/look for spoopy shit, when youve spent years playing characters who know - by background, sense, or both - to watch out for and know that shit
Anonymous
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No.181505
181506 181507 181509
>>181489
You and I have a very different perspective of what broken means, tbh....
Notice how Posey has no Metamagic feats? That's because she's not doing any crazy Metamagic gimmicks, and by spellcaster standards she's low-op.
To me, broken means using the writing of Warshaper's Morphic Weapons (technically has no upper limit for how many weapons you can grow) to grow unlimited/infinite crotch tentacles for infinite attacks. Or using Summon Elemental to summon Living Holocausts (technically, they're Small Elementals), at-will. Or using the Spelldance to persist every buff spell (Or really any use of Persistent Spell with Metamagic cost reducers). Or casting Wall Of Salt, and selling the salt (it's worth its weight in silver). Or buying a candle of Invocation, and doing literally anything with it.
High HP has never been on my list of broken things.
>>181502
I was interested in building a castle that stands on chicken feet.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181506
181526
>>181505
>unlimited/infinite crotch tentacles
~oco~
Anonymous
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No.181507
181511 181515
>>181505
We get it. Your character is merely unkillable. Not infinitely powerful on the offense.
Anonymous
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No.181509
181510
>>181505
Okay, Broken may be hyperbolic. Spellstitching is kinda hax, and Im - in good faith no less - warning you now that the same concentration rules that apply to spells apply to spell like abilities
Anonymous
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No.181510
>>181509
Will fucknoff to ooc for the remainder of this
Anonymous
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No.181511
181512
>>181507
Well, I offered to cut 16 HP off of her, along with the other benefits of her Mentor's modifications. Would you be satisfied with that?
Anonymous
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No.181512
181517 181524
>>181511
No. I WANT Posey to be powerful. I want GM to give a threat to justify it.
Anonymous
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No.181513
You know, if she turned the Tiara into a legacy item, she could sacrifice some of her max HP to make it usable.
Anonymous
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No.181514
Some of the things Rosey has applied are kinda intended to not be used together (or worse, they were e_e)
But, lemons and lemonade.
Bring on the Leviathan *clap clap*
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181515
181516 181517 181521 181524
>>181507
I know this probably isn't helping, but I'm not even sure I'd describe her as unkillable. Exceptionally sturdy, sure, but she's already nearly died twice...or was it three times? I forget how that battle against the griffon paladin went. As for the current party - not saying anyone is currently planning anything hostile towards Posey because we really aren't - I can see a couple creatures actually posing a serious threat to her in battle. Defiant Dust absolutely could turn Posey to dust, and Silver could hold his own with the help of his sword.
Anonymous
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No.181516
>>181515
<Not a criticism, but your conditiions for death rival.my own - Infernal Thez
Anonymous
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No.181517
181518
>>181512
GM has explained multiple times that the design of the campaign is for a lot of mundane threats and a few eldritch threats that should terrify the PCs, but for Posey is "just another Tuesday."

>>181515
She's not unkillable by any means, but definitely really tanky.
Anonymous
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No.181518
>>181517
I know, Im trying to reframe. Rosey can be ridiculous, but that means being clutch ridiculous (and not 'yet' in a villain mastermind sense) 'for the time being'. I get it
Anonymous
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No.181520
Im perfectly okay with Brie being amazed at what Rosey is capable of, the same as deducing what Posey up to.

The race is on, and the clock is ticking Batpon (oh, thats me)
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No.181521
181524
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No.181524
181525 181527
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No.181525
>>181524
>superhero
Kaiju, please
>>181524
Addy, who can be said to be in something of the background, suddnly starts busing herself cleaning, not in anybway cuz shes guilty of kinda the same thing
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No.181526
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No.181527
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No.181528
>>181527
Ngl, thats a very compelling argument. I dont have any issue with OP characters, I have issues with OP characters who vomit blood for a whole flight, go Smeagol around spoopy.magics, and generally express an intent to entertain themselves at the expense of the party, and I admit a.dying prejudice to that conclusion
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No.181529
181531 181532
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No.181530
181542 181587
And overall, Posey has only had between four and six serious encounters in this entire campaign: the equivalent to a single adventuring day. Isn't it a bit early to judge how "broken" she is?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.181531
>>181529
Machine gun wizards sound kinda badass, honestly
Anonymous
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No.181532
>>181529
I can remain silent, nut Im offering to ne constructively critical. I leave it open for reception.
Anonymous
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No.181533
181542
I even voluntarily abstained from using any kind of firearm, just to handicap myself and follow the abysmal tech level of the Dread League.
I played an inferior dread necromancer instead of a cleric, because I decided that delayed spell progression was worth the name. I could have cast animate dead on day 1, but I let it be 5 levels away.
I spent all of my starting gold on becoming a monster, instead of buying items.
I made my character all-but-die when she passed over running water, compulsively knock on door to forfeit surprise rounds, and

Am I really power gaming that hard? What problems have I caused with my build? What issues has Posey created (besides the crown which is irrelevant to her build)? Has her high HP, immunities, or DR ever been an actual issue before? Are there any fights that Posey has been involved in that should have gone differently than they did? Was she supposed to lose some of those solo encounters?
What's the problem with Posey? Tell me what it is so I can fix it.

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