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>>16608
ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.

*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*

>>16611
[Accepting pony noises]

>>16610
Ayyy
>>16608
What would a familier do for Torc?

>>16612
"D'aww"

*Pets Pony*

You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures

>>16610
>>16608

i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag

>>16615
Shoo

>>16615
why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?

>>16615
>jew
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16617

i dont live in or near berlin, are there?

>>16619
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)

>>16617
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes

>>16613
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.

>>16621
I can't pet that

>>16622
Sick. This will be nice.
"Hi Mr. Snek"
>spell sharing
This will be amazing

>>16624
i step on snek.

>>16625
I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that

>>16625
No step on snek

>>16620

Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.

>>16621

I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.

>>16624
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)

>>16628
why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?

>>16629
Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail

>>16631
Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.

>>16628
>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right side of history.'

>>16632
Thats works
No one is getting the staff refernce, KEK

>>16634
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?

>>16635
Finally
Yep

>>16635
The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.
>>16636
Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp

>>16637
Is my character in the story yet?

>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.

>>16630

German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.

>>16633

I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.

>>16637
Suuure you did

Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog
>>16638
Who are you?

>>16638
Taylor Swift I presume?
>>16641
I don't need your approval to know I'm right

>>16639
passage?

>>16643
Uhhhh
Gofuckyourself 420:69

>>16643
The space marine then?

>>16637
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.

>>16647
>abyssal
Latin

>>16648
Literally just Latin?

>>16649
Ur surprised?

>>16651
yes.

>>16647
If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you

>>16636
I thought that was obvious though

>>16647

good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.

>>16651
Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...

>>16650
Exodus 4

>>16656
>Demons speaking Latin is original
There's a reason Exorcisms are in Latin

>>16654
The whole board laughed in their faces when they had the audacity to show themselves there.
>>16658
It had sort of a Roman/Catholic ironic element. Thought it'd make sense that the demons would adopt the language of the Romans as a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans.

>>16658
Je ne parle pas latin

>>16659
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another

>>16659
>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God to speak to Man

>>16661
You could call it the first globalist language

>>16662
This is accurate
Go ahead take quads you faggots, idc

Claiming... Something

'Nothing Will stop us!'

USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST

boop

>>16666
This sucks ass

>>16666
That's like ban-worthy

>>16666
For shame

>>16668
how bad did this fuck up the meme-space continuum?

This will have consequences

>>16669
I couldn't help myself... It was even Satanic..
>boop
>>16670
Make him the next boss after Soros, so we can put him away forever.

>>16674
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I guess I deserve that...

Can I request a (USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST) on that one?

>>16675
"tracy to op anyway"

>>16676
Do you want Red text, Blue text, or green text?

>>16678
Red

>>16679
Done

>>16680
/)

>>16671
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"

>>16681
(\\

>>16683
I didn't mean ban,... I was just gonna use more artistic license

>>16684
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.

>>16685
unban?

>>16685
>eurofag got banned
Deserved for that steaming pile of shit

>>16682
can me help in some way?

>>16684
Race for taylor.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Angel_(3.5e_Race)

>>16688
"Uhhh, when tracy gets back, knock her out with a hammer"

>>16690
>>16688
"I don't know what kind of ideal my faggot had with that post, but I'd stab him if I could reach his plane."
*braces self*

>>16685
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.

>>16691
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?

>>16691
pets pone

>>16692
It was a three minute ban and we used to use 1 second bans on the /test/ board for red messages, but okay

>>16690
"I already hit her with a hammer"

>>16691
"You better accept petting"

>>16693
Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.

>>16696
>>16686
It was three minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc

>>16692
>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?

She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.

>>16696
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing

>>16696
>>16699
*ashamed mod noises*

>>16698
Yes! Be a good waifu for your Flashy!

>>16697
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.

>>16702
"... ok.."

>>16704
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*

>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things

But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff

>>16705
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.

>>16708
Shit, that happened to me too. I was using a throwaway IP though, but still..

>>16709
Please accept my apology. The fault is mine, and I am truly sorry. I just wanted cheek.

>>16710
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.

>>16689
Interesting Template.

>>16708
>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.

The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
\r

>>16713
>That was the day waifu thief died…
Then wtf is this >>16609 ?

>>16714
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.

>>16713
Was that the infamous /mlpol/ post? Many keks were had that day.
>>16716
If admins browse, I hope that they do kek rightily.

>>16717
Was what the famous /mlpol/ post?

>>16718
I seem to have forgotten, but I'm sure it involved 7's

>>16719
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.

>>16720
Wuz talking about trips tbh

>>16721
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me

>>16722
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.

>>16724
>>16723
Am i done making my character?

>>16725
I think you have enough to start, but it's up to GM

>>16725
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^

>>16725
Sounds good to me.
Character development is done thru. banter anyway.

>>16725
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"

>>16729
Im glad to be playing.

GM, how long does it take for a character to learn a language?

>>16730
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)

... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.

>>16731
>intending on using the elves as a resource
That's the spirit!

>>16731
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.

>>16732
Nothing i can think of really.

>>16734
>Implying
.. Where did you get that from?

>>16737
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves

>>16735
Thanks.
DD is a joke of a PrC, upon closer inspection anyway.

>>16736
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.

>>16737
Am I wrong?

>>16740
I hope ill be entertaing

>>16738
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.

>>16736
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.

>>16743
"Its really not all that exciting," Lenos quips.

>>16745
That sunk in as soon I saw there was also zero spell progression in the class...

>>16746
"Yeah, if you're not already a spellcaster, ur not going anywhere." >L

>>16744
Thez and i are gonna bang when?

>>16743
>Allowing a war resource to escape
Nah
>What would they be useful for
Tourcil suggested they be archers

>>16748
Do you want to get grappled? Because that is how you get grappled

>>16750
Thats the plan ;)

[1d20 = 20]
>>16751
>>16748
Grapple!!

>>16752
You could have rolled a 2 and won

>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK

By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?

>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...

>>16757
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.

>>16759
im sorry papa Adolf.

>>16760
>>16758
>Implying the fight against Judeo-Bolshevism won't require every resource we can muster
The whole of Germany needed to mobilize. We shall need the same
\r

>>16758
Why did you delete all of those posts? That was one of the funniest posts I've read on here

>>16763
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.

>>16764
I don't have them

>>16762
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.

>>16765
Sorry then.

>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?

>>16768
Maybe Tracy had a pure heart all along...

>>16769
They're a bunch non-combatant of elf girls: they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea at best.
>>16770
Purer than yours, evidently
At least she unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess.

Whered the gm go?

>>16771
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!

>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando

>>16772
It's a game that's only really on on weekends, so it's pretty neat that he's here as often as he is. But it's late at night

>>16774
What are you talking about? Of course we can have knife eared slaves laborers poor our tea after expanding Football and the American way to new realms

>>16772
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.

>>16775
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw

>>16777
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.

tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA

>>16779
>>16777
I wish you had read the speech I had written for Korak.

>tfw still no pony waifu to rule your empire with

>>16748
I think you mean scissor
>>16749
Physically, she'll be fine
>>16775
Neat? And here I was worried it might seem creepy.
>>16777
At this point, finding out where they're even from will be difficult. "Leave it out" as they say in bongland.

>>16757
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.

>>16782
What kind of sports do elves play in their homeland anyway? Just archery?

>>16738
Does horse have a writen form?
>>16782
GM, can Mr. Snek have stats?

>>16784
>Does horse have a written form?
Just ask Twilight.

Wait

Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?

>>16786
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?

>>16787
Korak's Magic heavy shield activated by a ring

>>16788
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….

>>16786
To answer your question, they're Bracers of Armor +3.

>>16789
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.

You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.

>>16791
>>16785
Looks like normal cursive
>>16790
>>16791
If I'm understanding right, this isn't like torc's shield where it hovers around him, this is more of an "unfolding shield" thats just magic.
Pretty sure a horse can't use that
>you are never getting your American flag back.
What flag even is that?

>>16792
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...

>>16793
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
\r

>>16792
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.

>>16795
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...

The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.

>>16796
*Queen taylor

>>16793
You got a bigger version, so I can actually see what it looks like?
>>16796
I only took the pistols, so Torc's good.
Oh that remides me, GM can lenos modify the pistols?

>>16798
Found it.

>>16791
Gib South Sudanese People's Liberation Army flag, with caption being "gorilla".

>>16800
Bigger.

>>16800
>>16801
Nigger

>>16802
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.

>>16803
"You have no idea just what fun I have planned for you over these next few months, Flashy"

>>16804
Ooga booga! Gib flag nao!

>>16805

what kind of nigger cuck would unironically draw an image like this?

>>16805
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
\r

>>16808
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.

>>16809
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
\r

>>16810
Torc goes into town looking for a gypsy, potion maker, or even better witch doctor