Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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[2d20 = 16]>>17009>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.Gib specific act to forbid.
>>17012okay then:
>>17011*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
>>17016"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
>>17018Dammit!
Your balls still took damage though.
>>17018"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
>>17021That's three acts! Name one.
>>17019we are doing the right thing here right?
>>17023"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
[1d20 = 5]>>17025*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
>>17025where are your finger?
>>17030"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
>>17030[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
Uhhhhhhhh
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
Time freezes
>>17033>>17034[reeeeeeeing pony noises]
>>17035good, i g2g
[1d20 = 1]>>17033punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
>>17035Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?
>>17037Good move, but that roll
>>17038Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
>>17038So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
>>17040Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
>>17042"We'll get 'em next time."
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
>>17045You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
>>17047No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
>>17049Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
>>17050Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
>>17051The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
>>17051i didn't fall on anybody.
>>17053Vocab assignment: hypothetical
>>17052Same difference
>>17052"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
>>17054No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
>>17056>Torc teleports back"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
>>17058"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
>>17059"I don't know yet. But just wait"
>>17060we've waited long enough.
>>17061"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
>>17062"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
>>17063"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
>>17064ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.
>>17066It's friendly stabbing.
>>17060"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.
We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.
Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.
But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.
Now please, help, or stand aside"
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>>17061>>17066"Also this. I tried to do something more than be a friend - to be a father for her foal. What did I get? Charged at, then stalked, then kicked."
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
>>17070REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
>>17073"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
>>17075"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
>>17077"Bob is the ethereal green composite bow that follows Tracy around."
>>17073"O-okay..."
>>17076>pic for BobReeeeeeee! None of the other players were supposed to hear about the lair! Is sekrit!
>>17079>calling someone else a traitor>>17076"Any chance we can get Bob to share more info?"
>>17079"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the
bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
>>17065>>17067Finally
The faggots arrive
>>17073Hell, hell is going on
Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek before he states the stats of snek
>>17083>white-knightsI prefer the term tartan-knight
"What else should I know?"
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
>>17087Is Secret
>>17088"Wow... That's... That's a lot"
>>17091"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
[1d20 = 20]>>17093Grapple
>>17092"So you enslaved him as a helper?"
>>17094Kek
>>17093"We will help you sleep"
[1d20 = 3]>>17094>perfect grapple"Um,... what're you doing I'nis?"
T>stunning fist
>>17096>rolled a three"Please refrain from attacking Inferius. He knows
precisely what he is doing"
>>17096>>17098me and trump help tracy.
>>17098>Telling Thez what she can do with her bullfriend
>>17098You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
>>17101"Do you have any idea what's been going on?"
>>17097*Spray bottles pony*
"Bad pony"
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
>>17102Technically,
I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
>>17103I don't remember taking it off, but she would've put it back.
>>17105Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
[1d20 = 3]>>17105Grapples again.
Trump explain thez why.
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
>>17109"Well... that was unexpected. Shackle her by the way"
>>17106I was referring to the mask: she would've put it back.
[2d20 = 29]>>17112K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
>>17114>>17114"damn me good."
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*
>>17117"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
>>17118we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
>>17119"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
>>17118Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
>>17121REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
>>17120me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
>>17123"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
>>17122You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
>>17125I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
>>17126Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
>>17124we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
>>17127You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers
>>17128"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
>>17130"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
>>17129uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
>>17131"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
>>17127Definitely mentioning this later
>>17132*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
>>17130>>17131Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
>>17133yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
>>17135"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back."
>>17137"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
>>17138"Can you fix Tracy?"
>>17139"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important."
>>17140Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Trumpaladin tries to start
"Tracy..."
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17142me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
>>17143"I think she might have fallen asleep"
He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes
>>17144Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
>>17146"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
>>17145You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
>>17148>>17147"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
>>17150"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
>>17150"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!"
"I'm hoping its for >rape"
>>17152"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
>>17151"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
>>17153"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
>>17155"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality"
>>17154"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
>>17154"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it.
Whatever THAT means."
>>17157"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
>>17157"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable"
>>17158Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
>>17159He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
>>17160you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
>>17161We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).
>>17162Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
>>17166Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay
>>17166you can >rape later
>>17163At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done>>17166Uh... does that help fix her brain?
>>17167Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
>>17170No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
>>17170>pure>Trump's waifuPick one
>>17171What effect would a snek have in this situation?
>>17171Should probably tie her
>>17173Does he want to help us?
[1d20 = 18]>>17174Nope
Roll for Plague of Frogs
>>17174Yes, definitely tie her.
>>17173Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
>>17175Inside the tower? God dammit,....
[3d20 = 24]>>17175>>17175Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
[1d20 = 14]>>17178NO SMASH SNEK
>>17178Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
>>17180bestow curse -6 int
[3d20 = 25]>>17179>>17180What is that attack?
Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
>>17183Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
>>17180>>17181Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>17183"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
>>17185"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
>>17187>mark of justiceYou draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
>>17188I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
>>17189"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
>>17190how is this any thing like that?
>>17190The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
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>>17193Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
>>17194"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
>>17194"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
>>17195"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
>>17197"If you have a better way!"
Trump yells
>>17199I know. We need Tracy's faggot, but he's not here
>>17196As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand
>>17198But he doesn't look back
>>17199RIP in peace GM
>>17201>rest in peace in peacekek
>>17201"If you have a better way, I am listening"
Not said loudly enough to really be heard
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...>>17160It's appreciated.
>>17204Not everyone takes the Game so personally
>>17205Says the man who said he would ban Tracy's faggot because he didn't like her playstyle
>>17205Nah, it's unrelated childhood crap
>>17206Yeah I was verbatim quoting his ban appeal message from this morning for the irony>>17207Oh... We can do it differently if you don't like this set up
>>17208NO!!! I'm a big boi nao! I don't need trigger accommodations!
>>17209Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
>>17209Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
>>17211Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
>>17210Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
>>17210Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
"Tracy, I shall ask again
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17215KEK
>>17213"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.