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/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16824
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
>>16823
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
>>16826
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
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>>16841
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
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*wakes up*
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>>16854
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
>>16856
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
>>16857
You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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>>16859
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
>>16858
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
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>>16867
I'm feeling salty too
>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
I'm feeling salty too
>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
>>16869
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
>>16870
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
>>16872
Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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>>16872
I need something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
I need something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
>>16809
I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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>>16869
Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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>>16877
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html
You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html
You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
>>16878
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
>>16882
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
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>>16885
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
>>16887
>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>>16893
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
>>16895
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
>>16895
>combined
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>combined
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>>16896
Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
>>16899
Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
>>16901
can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
>>16902
>stop trying to troll in Game
I won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).
I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>stop trying to troll in Game
I won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).
I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>>16903
Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
>>16903
you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of that
admittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of that
admittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
>>16902
Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
>>16906
Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
>>16905
True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).
>>16904
>hiding potential waifus
Befriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?
I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).
>>16904
>hiding potential waifus
Befriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?
I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
>>16908
okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
>>16908
> to justify not harming your character
she's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
> to justify not harming your character
she's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
>>16909
>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?
Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.
>as a cauchemar. That's harmful
She was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.
>she got a sword drawn on her
I'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?
Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.
>as a cauchemar. That's harmful
She was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.
>she got a sword drawn on her
I'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
>>16892
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
>>16915
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
>>16911
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16922
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16933
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
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>>16943
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
>>16946
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
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>>16959
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
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*is English*
>>16968
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16970
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
[3d20 = 46]
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16993
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
[2d20 = 15]
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17006
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
>>17008
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
>>17008
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
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