Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16811infernuis also go look for gypsies.
>>16812and while im at it ill find all the jews but ben.
>Questions>>16783I dunno, I'll have to do some digging.
>>16784Cuz horses write and shit
>>16786Better actually. A normal heavy shield is +2, and this is a +2 shield, vs the +3 Bracers.
>>16795I never said no bracers
>>16798Nope, sorry
>>16804That's just creepy
>>16814Does Torc find a potion shop?
>>16815did we round up the gypsies?
>>16804Are you unironically going to play as Tracy?
>>16819after you get one will you help?
>>16818Yes. Unless of course he want to do it
that badly.
>>16815Haven't you already been to the magewares shop? I don't recall if it had a name or not.
>>16817>>16821i didnt think this was a flag of a real country. what country is that. looks like they are some communist satellite state, but they do have nice uniforms.
>>16823I just need a potion damnit
>>16825Care to be more specific?
>>16824It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
>>16823I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
>>16826"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think >>16829You're going to make me dig through past threads aren't you. e_e
>>16830"Comes in a little bottle, cop broke my last one"
>>16833>>16834"Believe it was labeled...
No. 9"
>>16832I feel like an idiot for failing to get this joke...
>>16837Well then, explain it to me like I'm retarded.
>>16838Torc doesn't want it for himself
He has soeething better in mind
>>16841The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
>>16817I really could unironically change places for a week.
>>16845I don't recall ever saying there were gypsies
>>16847so no undesirables hanging around?
>>16849You mean aside from Godzilla and the nerd?
>>16835"Been feeling like a flop with chicks Tourcil?"
>>16845"You're not just looking for gypsies. You're going to need a specific gypsy. Madame Rue. She's on 34th and Vine"
>>16853Ayyy
"It's not for me, but you'll see"
>>16851That fight starts on friday
>>16854Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
>>16855Yes. I never said time was stalled
>>16856Okay. Can I fix those grenades onto arrow heads?
I'd also like to cook some potions.
>>16856Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia >>16857You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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>>16859I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
>>16858Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
>>16862I already said he couldn't do that.
>>16857No
>>16858K, but not tonight
>>16860You'll need the requisite feat
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
>>16863Oh.. Makes a lot more sense now that I think of it.
I guess those bombs never actually got made either then..
>>16867No problem at all, m8. I didn't even notice anything.
>>16867I'm feeling salty too
>>16866Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
>>16869I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~ >>16870I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
>>16872Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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>>16872I need
something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
>>16809I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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>>16869Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead
Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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>>16877Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.htmlAnd the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.htmlYou did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisibleAnd you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
>>16878>Vorpal SwordThat thing was Vorpal too? Are you sure about that?
>>16878You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
>>16881>>16879And how could I have forgotten that you took the Bowler hat as well. An item that perfectly negates the counter measures I had tried to bring in to your kikery
>>16882I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
>>16879No, but it has an insane number of powers. Be satisfied with it.
>>15227 →>>16883I don't want it for me, I want you to stop claiming all of Inferius's items
>>16885That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
>>16886It was flagged two days ago dumbass. You just started using it again
>>16886All I want and wanted is some tiny thing like "okay I'll stop." That's all. Nothing more
>>16866Ah, sorry slipped my mind
>>16865Nope, better
>>16867Thats fine, salt is life so idc
>>16891It's probably for the best that you don't try to roofie Troll
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>>16887>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) offI didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all
(this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>>16893Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
>>16895Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
>>16895>combinedI meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>>16897Just tell me, why are you so malevolent?
>>16909>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstancesYeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.>as a cauchemar. That's harmfulShe was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.>she got a sword drawn on herI'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off. >>16911Guys can you please cut the drama :/
>>16912I would prefer this as well...
>>16912Fuck off Anon.
>>16913Then please don't start drama by using the game to piss me off. That's all I've been asking you for for three days now. That's all I have been asking
>>16892I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats? >>16912why dont you join in on the drama anon?
>>16916It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
>>16911>she could have just broken the shackles by transformingWhy would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mareYou have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrainedJust one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retardedMore retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing aroundRape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16917>>16916Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?
>>16919>>16917Oh, you two will regret that
Torc buys a third bottle of charm potion >>16922its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
>>16922Pretty sure
you are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
>>16922GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars>potionsYou really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain. >>16923>implying I'll spike your drinkRun
>>16924Eh, who cares
>>16925Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this
>>16927
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
>>16927I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help
>>16928To late
>>16926thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16930Thats what you think
>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me>>16932Idk, I just hope I can buy three
>>16933so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?
>>16933I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
>>16934Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
>>16934???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>16935>evil cackelingYou know nothing peasent
>>16937Actually, give me a minute
>>16941Yes but what did you give Torc?
>>16942"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
>>16944Torc does not have trading cards
>hides rare pepes >>16941That's a homebrew spell, m8.
>>16944"Ugh, sure maybe."
Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards. >>16946I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
>>16947"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
>>16947oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.
>>16948hang on let me find the correct spell.
>>16946That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?
>Good Cleric using ebil spells[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's
my thing!
>>16948GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
>>16952Well praise Kek for that shit
>>16954*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way."
>>16953"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
>>16955Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
>>16959It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
>>16960"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
>>16963"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"
>>16964lol no
"I gotta go take my vitamins!"
*disappears and fucks off*
>>16967"Would you like Mr. Snek to protect you? He beat Infernius once already"
Reeeeeeree!!!! You were too slow Inferius!
>>16968"Damn it Tourcil this is in your best interests too"
>>16968>implying you'd last one more minute without himThat snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16969i cant help if my faggot is afk
>>16970No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
>>16971What did he mean by this?
>>16973I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!!!
Also you said you were ticking over Tracy too
[1d20 = 2]>>16973chases and tackle grapples.
>>16976Hahahaha BULLSHIT
Infetius! Grapple-Shackle this Anglo bastard! He's up to no good!
>>16974It means that as soon as Torc has to send his snake out to do a task or be a plot device, we'll all realize that he's suddenly become much easier to grapple.
>>16973>implying you even know where she went*pony ears twitch from undisclosed location*
>>16977Pretty sure that roll succeeds
>>16980This
Inferius! I'll grapple the nerd while you take his pet.
>>16983He shackled you first bitch!
>>16987*loots charm potions from shackled nerd*
[1d20 = 3]>>16988>subsonic ree-ing"MR. SNEK, HELP"
Roll for Mr. Snek oo grapple Trump
[1d20 = 11]>>16989MOTHER FUCKER!
*tries to escape and RUNS*
[3d20 = 46]>>16984>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter>>16990May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three timesIt's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you
would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
[1d20 = 6]>>16993Oh no you don't! That second vanishing will cost you a second round!
Grapple
>>16993you cant teleport tracy dimensional anchor is in effect.
>>16993He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
>>16996Is that an area of effect spell? Also, shackle HER
>>17002Yes, but you had at least one potion taken from you while you were restrained
[2d20 = 15]>>16994>tfw just as strong as youRoll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17001it is an aoe, shackles tracy.
>>17004You want to grapple me? While Inferius is still here? Okay
>>17004>is still grappledFug! Have your round..
>>17003Don't you need a skill for that?
>>17005>>17006REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"I should've killed you when I had the chance!"
>>17006Excellent
>>17008TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
>>17008why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session >>17008>don't you need a skill for that?To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>>17010WUT!?
me let you go and this is how you repay me?
>>17013Don't let her go Inferius! Cast Mark of Justice or Geas on Tracy while you can!
>>17013"Uhhhhhhh..."
"Tracy, SING STOP IN THE NAME LOVE"
>>17015"You faggot, we're trying to help!"