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It's time
Anonymous
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When you see this thread, do five push ups.
if busy do ten later
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No.954
Boop
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No.955
>>291
I. Am. Pumped.

Anonymous
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No.974
NIGGER JEW FUCKING I;M DOING NOFAP EIGHTHEEN DAYS NO CUM FUCKING FUCK
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>>291
Okay, you win.
>done
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Be glorious mlpol.
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>>1026
Ma'am, yes ma'am!
Anonymous
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You should be doing twenty by now, motherfucker.
Anonymous
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>never visit /ub/
>it's never time
>visit /ub/
>>1036 tells you to do twenty

I managed a pathetic 18.
Deport me already.
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faget
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>>1026
I like her.
Anonymous
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By the way, my apartment is too small for pushups so I did 20 lifts of a ten pound weight with each arm.
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Do faggots avoid using Overboard because they fear seeing this thread?
Anonymous
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>>1117
I don't fear seeing this thread - it helps a lot actually. I just stick to a small set of threads for periods of time and I don't browse often enough.
Anonymous
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No.1140
I just did 25.

Earlier today during my thirty-minute lunch break at work I did 22, then 10, then 2, then 2, with roughly 5 seconds in between each round.

Or, I think it was a measly 22. I was either in the 20s or 30s. I often make it to 40 for the first round.

I am 5'9" and about 111 to 112 pounds. That apparently makes me rather underweight. It could be my metabolism.
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Get off your asses.
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>>1152
tks 4 that image
Anonymous
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Up
Anonymous
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>>1222
Have you been doing your pushups while i was away /üb/?
It's time to start again, you lazy faggots
Anonymous
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No.1313
>>291
Every fucking time
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Reminder to reject degeneracy and strive to become a better person.
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No.1368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w
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Prepare for the holy war on Islam soon, brothers. Bump!

And I expect you maggots to bump this daily, until each and every one of us has achieved the pale goblin physique! Never slacken! Never tire! Never lose faith! The war needs YOU!

I'm sorry this New Zealand shit's getting me really fucking angery, especially the prime minister leading an Islamic call to prayer on TV after it was discovered that Christchurch has a jihadi problem. Please though, do get in shape anons. We need to act soon, and I want to meet all of you in person when the dust settles, you hear? You're all too good to let die, no matter how many of our shared interests may or may not be axed in the ethnostate.
Anonymous
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No.1370
>>1369
On the topic of never slackening and never tiring, I weighed myself after finishing with some chores. I'm 195, where less than half a month ago I was nearly 210. All I had to do was not eat bread or foods with high fructose corn syrup for lent. I still had alcohol on Saint Patrick's Day, I still had a cookie or cupcake or elsewise every few days, and I didn't even work out that hard. That's all it takes goys. So I repeat myself!

>NEVER SLACKEN! NEVER TIRE! NEVER LOSE FAITH!
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No.1371
Bump-a-day.
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No pain, no gain.
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Thank you, anon.
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LIFT, NIGGERS
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>>367
RATTLE RATTLE, EAT MORE CATTLE
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>see thread
>step away to do 5 pushups
>come back to computer
>see thread again
>it never ends
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>>1403
Cat knows what cat is doing.
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B
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>>1403
When you pass out from all the workout it is done
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Sadly, I am but a weakling, with noodle arms. Will you accept 20 situps as tribute, instead?

Also bump, because we all need more gains in our lives.
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>>1483
No. Situps are for pussies. Push more faggit
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>>291
Done.
Anonymous
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>My fellow brethren struggling with 5 pushups
>mfw
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Thank you. I now have bulging biceps, ok-ish shoulders, and a thigh gap. I still look fat, but I'm losing fuckloads of weight. This thread helped me get less fat.
Anonymous
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>>1511
Then this time do 20. I'll do 'em with you.
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>>1512
Not enough. Rolling for extra push-ups
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Anonymous
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>>291
got me
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This thread shall not die
Might gains flow your way, anon.
You are working on your fitness, arent ya
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Spoilered
>>2108

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[1d50 = 27]
Fuck yea dropped five like nothing. Wasn't too long ago I couldn't even do one. It's true what they say, barbells are big medicine.

>>1513
Now we're talking. Over 20 and I'm probably screwed

>>1326
Interesting to close with a Mahler quote. Jewish blood and all, but he wrote some damn fine symphonies, so maybe not so bad?
Anonymous
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>>2122
Hell yeah you did. Add another 5 from me. ^_^
Anonymous
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>>2124
Sure thing boss. Made it to 27 with a couple left in the tank, a great roll.
Anonymous
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>>291
Rollin' [1d100 = 35]

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>>1564
That's a good image. Thank you for reminding me that I have important things I need to do.
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bumping lel git going