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>>2341
>bumping
>on /ub/
Do more pushups faggot

>>2342
>pushups
This!

>>444
do 50, ya fags

>>2409
And add another 40, cuz I just turned 40 yesterday

>>2410
I'm 23 going on 24. This is a real question: How does it feel to be that old? I swear that's not some insult, I'm nervous about getting old.

>>2411
Well, theres two things to establish in answering that question.
First, this is the pushups thread, so as long as we're doing 10 pushups for every post, this is fine.
The second is that your energy levels are not as high and your physiological regeneration (whether energy and ability or injury repair) decreases.
It's really not all that different. One can consciously bypass diminishing energy levels with both strategy and discipline. A whole day of throwing hay bales - as one example - sucks more when you're older, and aches and soreness is more apparent, leading toward a greater appreciation of things like stretching and incremental nutrition (6 small meals rather than 3 large ones).

Imo, this is why it is important to establish healthy habits now, as they will be one more foundational and integral.
Basically, if you're eating and exercising relatively well now (ideally with gradual level of improvement) and not neglecting personal discipline now you don't have much to worry about from getting older. I'm spry AF for my age - well beyond a significant majority of my peers - for precisely that reason. Stretching is especially key to maintaining limber and loose musculature, and a direct correlation can be indicated between people "getting/feeling older" and poor (nonexistent?) stretching habits.

>>2412
To reiterate my point, that last 100 pushups kinda sucked in one go, ngl. I still did it, and now I'm doing 10 more. You should too

Haha bench pr

>>2416
ess weight limit of mine went up on the day i posted that

>>2410
doing 90 for you anon

What's this doing so low on the catalog?

>>3888
Trips demand 125 pushups

>>3892
True.

Bump

I'm too young to feel this old! I'm only 25! But this video's fucking twenty!
https://youtu.be/oBFKfgLf0LI

Maybe exercising will help me feel young again.

I wonder how many anons turned into log-armed beasts thanks to this thread

This deserves a bump

I still dislike niggers

What is this thread doing off the front page?

>>5699
Remember frens, dubs = 20 pushups. C'mon

They got to him. Someone I haven't talked to in years contacted me today and he turned out to be a pozzed faggot brainwashed into hating gun rights and americans. faggot even said to be "guns equals fear" like he thinks that's a valid argument. What the fuck? His cowardice shouldn't take away anyone else's right to own firearms and defend themselves from evil. I'm going to take this rage and exercise with it.

Wtf is this blogposting shit in the pushup thread?

>>5704
Five pushups say it's a bot. Cartoon horse vagina.

>>5707
10 pushups say its a known poster with a particular flag

>>5707
Can't be a bot, bots post sequences of nonsense sentences and libtard shit they were programmed to say.

Time to put this on the front page again

Got sidetracked, but push niggers

>>5752
Roar

G'mornin

>>5756
Morning poner.

>>5757
Gotta start the day right, with coffee and pushups. Id post the dash coffee pepe, but I dont wanna look for it

You can do ten for fluttershy. I believe you can do it

Bump because flat earth is jewish psyop meant to make sites that allow discussion of anything look unappealing or force them to compromise on the ideal of free speech by banning worthless speech like irrational intentionally-insulting unscientific aimless flat earther pilpul. Fuck flat earthers, do some pushups and situps too.

>>5909
Based post, and thank you for the pilpul reference; it absolutely applies, and Im happy to do some pushups in observance

10 more, while I wait for anon to try and posture more

10 more cuz do it nigger

Another 10 ftw

>>5912
>>5914
>>5915
>>5916
Go on, keep going.

>>5917
>doesnt push
Gtfo faggit, this thread is about actually doing things

>>5918
>this thread is about actually doing things
I don't know anon but, I do already.

>>5919
Then you're up by a bunch of pushups.
Or you're a bitch thats posturing. Idfk, Im pushing.

>>5920
>posturing
Ah. I suspect you are the same faggot that in the last two months has been using that word to complain about pony images.
Learn to meme newfag.

>>5921
It must suck being a fraud, how do you live with yourself? You could do the work of course, but you're too good for that or some such, and instead rely on pony reaction images. Good luck with that anon. Faking it till u make it only sounds like a reasonable position to people who are faking it, the rest of us have work to do.

>>5922
You sound like you are jelly.
You are jelly because that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder, and you do not.

>>5923
Just in time! I put a chuck roast braise into the oven about 20 minutes ago, and thought to spend some of the time doing pushups.
Im pleased (you)'re here.
Having said, you sound like a faggot. Who really carws about having a reaction folder, except anon who literally does nothing? Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do. So, you're not wrong; his reaction images are better than my lack.of reaction images, but why are (you) acting like that's something to aspire to?
Ffa anon, git gud. IMA start with 30 pushups, I hope you're *ahem* 'pony' enough to man up. That is, in between trying to throw salt.

I also hope (doubt) that you're abiding by OP's will, and actually DOING pushups, in between being a salty whore

>>5923
>that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder
Actually it is a full-fledged SQL database.