When you see this thread, do five push ups.
if busy do ten later
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Have you been doing your pushups while i was away /üb/?
It's time to start again, you lazy faggots
Reminder to reject degeneracy and strive to become a better person.
Prepare for the holy war on Islam soon, brothers. Bump!
And I expect you maggots to bump this daily, until each and every one of us has achieved the pale goblin physique! Never slacken! Never tire! Never lose faith! The war needs YOU!
I'm sorry this New Zealand shit's getting me really fucking angery, especially the prime minister leading an Islamic call to prayer on TV after it was discovered that Christchurch has a jihadi problem. Please though, do get in shape anons. We need to act soon, and I want to meet all of you in person when the dust settles, you hear? You're all too good to let die, no matter how many of our shared interests may or may not be axed in the ethnostate.
On the topic of never slackening and never tiring, I weighed myself after finishing with some chores. I'm 195, where less than half a month ago I was nearly 210. All I had to do was not eat bread or foods with high fructose corn syrup for lent. I still had alcohol on Saint Patrick's Day, I still had a cookie or cupcake or elsewise every few days, and I didn't even work out that hard. That's all it takes goys. So I repeat myself!>NEVER SLACKEN! NEVER TIRE! NEVER LOSE FAITH!
RATTLE RATTLE, EAT MORE CATTLE
>step away to do 5 pushups
>come back to computer
>see thread again
>it never ends
Cat knows what cat is doing.
Sadly, I am but a weakling, with noodle arms. Will you accept 20 situps as tribute, instead?
Also bump, because we all need more gains in our lives.
No. Situps are for pussies. Push more faggit
>My fellow brethren struggling with 5 pushups
Thank you. I now have bulging biceps, ok-ish shoulders, and a thigh gap. I still look fat, but I'm losing fuckloads of weight. This thread helped me get less fat.
Then this time do 20. I'll do 'em with you.
[1d50 = 12]>>1512
Not enough. Rolling for extra push-ups
This thread shall not die
Might gains flow your way, anon.
You are working on your fitness, arent ya
[1d50 = 27]
Fuck yea dropped five like nothing. Wasn't too long ago I couldn't even do one. It's true what they say, barbells are big medicine.>>1513
Now we're talking. Over 20 and I'm probably screwed>>1326
Interesting to close with a Mahler quote. Jewish blood and all, but he wrote some damn fine symphonies, so maybe not so bad?
Hell yeah you did. Add another 5 from me. ^_^
Sure thing boss. Made it to 27 with a couple left in the tank, a great roll.
That's a good image. Thank you for reminding me that I have important things I need to do.
And add another 40, cuz I just turned 40 yesterday
I'm 23 going on 24. This is a real question: How does it feel to be that old? I swear that's not some insult, I'm nervous about getting old.
Well, theres two things to establish in answering that question.
First, this is the pushups thread, so as long as we're doing 10 pushups for every post, this is fine.
The second is that your energy levels are not as high and your physiological regeneration (whether energy and ability or injury repair) decreases.
It's really not all that different. One can consciously bypass diminishing energy levels with both strategy and discipline. A whole day of throwing hay bales - as one example - sucks more when you're older, and aches and soreness is more apparent, leading toward a greater appreciation of things like stretching and incremental nutrition (6 small meals rather than 3 large ones).
Imo, this is why it is important to establish healthy habits now, as they will be one more foundational and integral.
Basically, if you're eating and exercising relatively well now (ideally with gradual level of improvement) and not neglecting personal discipline now you don't have much to worry about from getting older. I'm spry AF for my age - well beyond a significant majority of my peers - for precisely that reason. Stretching is especially key to maintaining limber and loose musculature, and a direct correlation can be indicated between people "getting/feeling older" and poor (nonexistent?) stretching habits.
To reiterate my point, that last 100 pushups kinda sucked in one go, ngl. I still did it, and now I'm doing 10 more. You should too
ess weight limit of mine went up on the day i posted that
What's this doing so low on the catalog?
I'm too young to feel this old! I'm only 25! But this video's fucking twenty!https://youtu.be/oBFKfgLf0LI
Maybe exercising will help me feel young again.