/ub/ - Überhengst

Something I've been doing for a while now is putting on a weighted vest when walking the dog to make it more challenging.
Is that a good thing? I try to keep my back straight and all but just wondering.
I was using a backpack before I got the vest.

>>4886
Very Insightful, Thanks for posting this anon.

Only a fool feels entitled to what he knows he does not deserve.

>>5014
I learnt something.

>>241
I have pulled a gun when somebody threatens me. I have no obligation to allow somebody to act threatening towards me just because they are unarmed. My motto is generally "fuck around and find out". If somebody starts shit, I have no problem being the one who finishes it. One of the nice things about living in a state with a "stand your ground" law. Luckily, the two people I have pulled on have both been smart enough to walk away once they saw the gun.

Only idjits cut towards their didjits.

>>5014
Sounds like a Good idea, albeit an illegal one.

>>5021
You have to fuck the horse pussy, anon.

>>5022
I Don't want a misdemeanor though.

>>5023
She's out there, waiting for you.

>>5024
Aj is looking pretty Good tbh

>>5025
You'll be fine as long as you avoid any FedEx's.

Some people make mistakes before they get it right. Others make nothing and think themselves superior.

Everyone makes something. For some its a career or a business, for others its a family, still others create or participate in group projects, and others still will spend their time and effort refining themselves.
Sadly, others will commit their time and energy to writing degerate clop fics and then fail about impotently when what they produce is rejected and disregarded for the exact same reasons agaIn and again and again.
But its okay, cuz those people can always publicly masturbate themselves about how those rejecting their 'mistakes b4 getting it right' make nothing and think themselves superior.

Whenever something terrible happens in the world, a Jew is not far behind.

>>5040
Your saltposting is too specific for it to be disguised as general advice.

Tit for tat

>>5049
Titties?

>>5221
Good advice.
Although, it should come in moderation. A good bit of self-reflection every now and then is important, in case you're not actually moral and are just a prick.

Re-posted from >>>/mlpol/341579 →

Bleach and ammonia make a really good cleaning solution, especially for removing grime in bathrooms. Not to mention it smells great. I love to take a big huff of the stuff.

If there's one thing I've learned from getting raped (read: they climb onto me, stick their what's-it in, deposit a 'fluid' and then die curled up on themselves) by ants, its that no matter how collossal one's adversary, you can still get off, and make them feel pain and regret your existence.
In a manner, you can make the Gods regret having crossed paths with you.

Conversely, you could not. I dunno how many ants have peacefully made and went.
But those rapist motherfuckers, I rember them.

>>5402
What the fuck? How small are you?
Did an ant hump your shoe or something? An ant is the size of an ant. Is this some furry self insert fanfiction? How did you even detect what the ant was doing with its cock? Is ant fluid even noticeable to the human eye? I could understand if a dog humped your leg and the owner took so long to drag the dog away you considered kicking them both. But a fucking ant? Why wouldn't you slap the ant and crush it to death the second you detected it?

>>5403
Silly me, I neglected to appreciate how excited you might get by the sound of the phrase 'raped by ants'. It was a play on words, making light of how ants operate by stinging anything that moves in their vicinity.
It was a casual choice of words that one assumes wouldn't be taken literally, but I can see now how you might feel robbed by the instance not literally involving a bunch of ant penises. It was not my intention to get your hopes up unwarranted.

>>5402
>>5403
>>5404
Fun fact: not all ants rape you, some of them buy you dinner first. No, I kid. The truth is, different types of ants have different modes of attack. Ants with stingers are similar to bees, in that they can sting once and then the stinger gets lodged in whatever they stung and pulls their guts out. Other types of ants don't sting, they just spray poison from their abdomen. They can attack over and over.

>>5405
What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
How do we go about doing it, bros?

>ITT Nigel turns a joke about ants being rapists into a vore fantasy involving ejaculting at niggers
Wont know until you try

>>5408
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not the one who brought up ant sex. My response to this guy's weird ant fantasy is "what the fuck?". Seriously, this is weirder than that time I met a furry.

>>5409
Let me spell this out for you Nigel.
I made a joke about ants being both rapists, and about determination. Read it again. If theres one thing Ive learned by getting raped by ants, its that no matter how collossal your opponent is, you can still get off and make them feel pain.
It was a joke about how ants operate. Theyre literal gang rapists, against any 'threat' they perceive.

YOURE the one fantasizing about shoving them in ur dick and spraying them at people. Dont deflect, thats all on you.

I have another joke where ants are comparable to muslim rape gangs, but Im not gonna say it cuz of where OP might go with it

A human, compared to an ant, is collossal. Ergo, a human is a collossal adversary for an ant.
And yet, ants commit their lives to sticking their 'stinger' into their adversary and 'ejaculating' fluid that results in a white-fluid filled sore.
Ipsofacto, rape. Doesnt matter how big, the ant will sacrifice its life to jizz in you however available.

How do you go from THAT to "I wanna shove ants up my (quoting) erect penis with a ROD, so I can spray them at niggers"?
Seriously, get help.

>>5408
>>5410
>>5411
>obsessed with ant rape analogies
>makes a retarded joke about ants cumming inside him
>gets made fun of, but is too autistic to realize it and takes it at face value
>spergs out
>blames niggel
I'm fucking howling.

>>5414
>obsessed
I said it once, in a statement about determination. Unsurprisingly, people cant into english comprehension
>retarded joke
You're saying its inaccurate?
>made fun
Yes, it was humiliating watching Nigel go off the rails about furry self insert this, and ejaculating ants at niggers that. Whatever is one to do?
>spergs
Clarifying errant thinking and posturing is sperging? How do you manage socialization with that perception?
>Niggel
If you cant tell its him, Idk what to tell you
>Im totally howling guise, dont you believe me?

>>5415
You've been ranting over ant rape for, like, the past half dozen replies. If you don't see how that's humorous, then I have no advice for you other than to hop off the Internet for a while, champ.
>You're saying its inaccurate?
I'm saying it's funny that you think that way. Why do you think I made fun of your rambling by joking about spewing ants at niggers with my cock, something equally as absurd as likening ant stings to rape? You seem to be taking a conversation about ant rape very seriously, which is amusing.
>still blaming Nigel
Long after this site goes under, I'm sure you'll be yelling at a volleyball named "Nigel", Castaway style. You're still more annoying than he is.

>>5416
>half dozen replies
>ranting
Lets check the record
>>5402
Initial statement
>>5404
Initial response to deliberate lack of comprehension
>>5408
Single-sentence shitpost
>>5410
>>5411
Exhaustive rebuttal (which, being nearly impossible to argue against, is now resulting in more deliberate incomprehensiom and posturing)
>>5415
Refutation of factually incprrect statements
Now, in your 'brilliant' observations, which ones are rants? Am I "ranting" now?
>spewing ants from my cock is on the same level as likening ant stings to rape
Really now? So, calling ants - who stab a person with a probe on their body, and inject fluid into the site of the penetration - rapists is on par, somehow, with shoving ants into your dick and spraying them everywhere during ejaculation.
And you wanna impugn how my mind works? Fucking lol!
Reposting in full for posterity
(reminder, this is the natural mental process when stimulated with an ant rape joke)
>>5406
>What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
>How do we go about doing it, bros?
Credit where due, I did assume you and Nigel were the same person. It seemed reasonable enough, and the lazy thinking fit to a T. But as I saw later in the exchange (not that it rendered anything I said inaccurate) that there were two of you. I neglected to notice, and thats on me.

Having said, the rest speaks for its self, little faith that can be had that you'll comprehend what it says.

>>5417
Holy shit you're actually autistic.
What part of "I think you comparing ant stings to rape is absurd" is so difficult for you to pick up? Yes, ants sting and inject fluid into people when they feel threatened. The fact that you feel the need to compare to rape is funny because it shows how immature and autistic you are. I mutated your stupid, autistic rationael with my own so as to ridicule your thought process.
>egotistical
>has to appear as being "right"
>schizoid writing style
>obsessed with Nigel
Niggas? Is that you? Was it hard to stammer out that reply with your mangled hands, retard?

>>5418
Oh right, I'M the autist.
How is your response in any way comparable to my joke? I mean, the joke is based off observable phenomena in which the comparison can be drawn.
Please, illustrate how your thinking is remotely similar?
Next, Id like to know where Ive expressed egotism.
Next, I'd like to know which part you find 'scizoid', and how you qualify that position.
I skipped 'has to appear as being right', cuz thats inaccurate. I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented, yes, but I dont have to appear right (I literally just acknowledved a fault in my position so, Idk where you're going with that).
>obssessed
Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster? Wouldnt that mean I was right? Ergo its not an obsession, its pattern recognition? Let me guess, it is an obsession to observe that slovenly characters with brightly colored hair probably want to tell you their preferred pronouns?
Comparably, is it obsession to observe that when one or more people making egregious errors in logic and comprehension, that Nigel is at the heart of it?
Was I wrong?
>stammer
You should play in the NBA with reach like that

>>5419
>How is your response in any way comparable to my joke?
How long do we need to keep going in circles like this?
>I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented
Again, can't you see how ridiculous this whole conversation is? You either lack the self awareness to do so or you know it, but just can't let go of petty squabbling, presumably due to your ego and apparently short temper. You do this all the time and it drives conversations into the ground.
>Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster?
He had nothing to with the conversation until you brought him up, like you always do. In. Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.

>>5420
If by going in circles you mean 'dodging the question because you know theres no legitimacy to your point', as long as you prefer. Whether you found the joke funny or not, you have already admitted that ant stings could be compared to rape.
How is my joke comparable to your 'joke' of shoving ants up your dick? Is there some observable phenomenon that Im unaware of? Perhaps an indigenous people, or some craven animal that does this? Cuz it seems like YOUR thought process somehow came up with that, and while I havent taken a survey, somehow I doubt that any reasonable person would be able to make that sort of leap and THEN try to claim its on par.
>rodiculous
Oh, I can see how ridiculous this conversation is. I see how I posted a joke in the text of a determination-based post (reminder, this thread is supposed to be about offering advice and insight and such) and (you) seem hell bent on construing it in every possible way except the manner it was intended, and now doing his damndest to avoid acknowledging that you may have jumped the gun, or that your interest in coming after me may have been better suited to another attempt.
>you do this all the time
Citation?
>He had nothing to do with it
Is that a tacit admission that I WAS right, that he was precisely where I said he would be?
Thank you for admitting that I was correct, and that all your simping posturing is simply that.
While you're posturing, take note of how I didnt even mention his name until you were both trying to take me to task because you didnt get the joke? No, you got the joke, you were simply too intent on trying to get me for SOMETHING at LAST that you fired off half-cocked.
>Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.
And. Im. Right. 99%. Of. The. Time.