/ub/ - Überhengst

Anything offered for free usually has equal or lesser value. That which is worth having is worth paying for, and its worth full price.

Always control anger when talking, escalating a conflict only makes it worse, if someone pisses you off, give a calm normal answer and things will sort themselves out.

Don't be afraid of making questions.
God/evolution gave you a mouth. Using it for the riggt reasons at the right time can make a great difference between education and learning

When you put a piece of toilet paper in the water before shitting, it wont splash as high when you take a dump.

Buy the powdered Gatorade and mix it into bottles of water, then use that as your chaser when you drink. It'll keep you hydrated, give you your electrolites back, and if you drink it in equal portions, you will never get hungover.

Write to all your local/state officials on a regular basis.
It help you keep track of what they're doing, and it can yield significant results if done correctly.

Never do exactly as you are told

>>201
The real MVP

A good friend is worth holding onto, no matter what. Even if you cant set aside any differences now, just remember all the good times and separate peaceably.

If you plan on taking an important decision, always have a second, third and escape plan.
Write the plans with details so you can look them up if you feel worry.
Acknowledge for any posible problem in the plan and don't take things for granted.

If you get a nose bleed, do not lean back.
Leaning backwards causes the blood to run down your throat and it can enter your lungs at this point, causing even worse problems.
Lean your head forward and just catch blood with a tissue or something.

>>232

put a cold bottle of soda (or a similar cold liquid) onto your neck during nosebleed, the blood veins in your neck will contract from the cold and stop the bleeding almost immediately

Always carry a pocket knife in your belt, make sure you can get it ready quickly; It doesn't need to be specially big, 2" should be enough, make sure it's always sharp.

The reason, a knife is always an useful tool, she can save your life in dangerous situations.
>For example if a dog takes you down and bites your neck, if your clothes got stuck in machinery and it's slowly pushing you to your doom, self defense, cutting things in general, etc..
But never escalate a fight with a knife, if someone threats on you unarmed don't you go pushing a knife on him.

>>234
>don't go pushing a knife
Pardon the bants, but I disagree; if someone threats on you you can't assume they AREN'T armed, and need to be handled as quickly as possible

Thought I didn't have any advices other than "Don't be like me".

But after a few minutes I remebered something.

If you buy something, buy something good.

The 3 most important posessions of a man are a good bed, a good chair and good boots.

>>236
I dunno about that. I'm never willing to threaten something that I'm not willing to follow through. I guess it depends on who you are dealing with though. There are people out there who like to fight and talk shit and whatnot; go to bars and get belligerent and threaten to fuck people up and kill them and such. But, I'd never do such a thing, because I firmly believe that you should never bark if you aren't willing to bite. If you tell someone you are going to kill them, you better be ready to either kill or die. Furthermore, you should never bark if you don't have to. Don't pull a gun at a fistfight unless you have already decided to kill the opponent.

That said, if you are in an actual fight, NEVER play fair. If Tyronne decides he's gonna fuck you up (this would never happen, because niggers always run in packs), you do everything possible to kill him. You got a knife and you can use it effectively? Stab him. Cut his arteries. You have a gun? Shoot him three time center mass. Got a glass or a bottle? Smash his head. A brick? Same.

NEVER escalate if you don't have to, but once things kick off, NEVER stop short of ending it entirely. Existence is life or death. Remember that when someone threatens yours.

>>235
Yo what float is that huntsmen?

>>289

0,00 - 0,03

>>190
Life becomes a lot easier when you realize how silly modernity is.
Everything around us is just a shared delusion, what society says is just what the "group" says and once you choose not to follow the group, you become an outsider, someone from other social group. This means that with some charisma you can make your own social group within society, a social group that can turn into an organization and maybe even a whole society of it's own, with enough time and resources.

>>190
>Nick Fuentes' take on simps and the 'Friend Zone'
Listen to the Chad.

>>2046
If she's "Friend Zoning" you, it means she's "Pocketing" you.
She's putting you in her pocket to use as a tool whenever she wants.
A tool to fight her battles? A tool to soothe and feed her fragile ego? A tool to bring her things and feed her?
Women take things for granted, they don't feel obligated to repay things like good men do.
When someone's nice to a woman, she assumes it's because she deserves it.
When someone's mean to a woman, she assumes it's because she deserves it. That's why abusive men turn trash women on, dumbasses legitimately think only the abusive men treat their trashy asses "properly". Plus the thought of a big scary brutish man who takes what he wants and can't be controlled by them turns women on.

>>190
I found something that qualifies for this thread.
>Ancient Greek Quotes to Strengthen Your Character

"Cuando venden, compra. cuando compran, vende."
when they sell, buy. when they buy, sell.

when someone is trying to get something off their hands eagerly, buy it at the lowest possible price or lower and they will sell. when people are eager to buy something you have, name your price and they will buy.

LIFE CHANGING Quotes - Seneca

Timeless simplicity.

Marcus Aurelius - Meditations.
>Marcus Aurelius' 'Meditations' wasn't intended to be published, or even *seen* by anyone but Aurelius himself... yet it contains some of the most powerful and sublime wisdom ever penned.
>For those who haven't yet read - I strongly recommend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUW61VZHhY

I am interested in sayings.
"All happy families are alike."
"A stitch in time saves nine."
Spoken memems that have some deeper meaning.
pls post

1.The most irreplaceable things in life are those you get for free.
2. It is difficult for a person to be angry at you if you can make them laugh.
3. Doing it the right way is built to last, relying on cutting corners to get you through will lead to collapse.
4. Something I came across from another anon, word for word, it's;
"exercise bike"

Aerobics people are showoff faggots who don't realize that the pattern of activity, for most creatures, is long periods of low intensity and then extremely short periods of high intensity/conflict

Which is why running more than 4k a day is correlated with a reduced life span (excessive aerobics literally damages your myocardial/heart tissue over time.).

It's far better to maintain, control, and grow in something that actually makes you healthier into old age. aka Weight lifting. It's so fucking easy too but people are faggots about numbers and insecurities. They don't realize all that matters is
1. You do the form correct
2. You control the motion the entire way through. Most people in the gym cheat by letting gravity and momentum do a lot of the work. Which is stupid because that's stress that should be controlled by good form. It hurts a lot more when you control your reps the entire way through.
3. You lose weight, gain muscles, and become a bit less clumsy because you're actually practicing on controlling a load the entire rep, not awkwardly trying to show off quickness driven by gravity and momentum.

My religion is that cardio is a fucking waste of time and that you should walk a few miles each day. That's when you let gravity and momentum reduce the energy the body would have to expend.
5. Another one saved from another anon
Anonymous (ID: Ac02dnLX) AN 07/27/17(Thu)16:38:17 No.135181630?

>>135180326
In my experience, that people who don't have a calling, don't know what they are good at, never really tried anything or doesn't give a shit about skillsets, mastery of things or emotional/philosophical widening of knowledge.

You can be the pencil pusher from monday to friday, have sex at saturday with your bored wife, then get spanked by a latex uggo in your basement biweekly and claim you are an republican, while secretly voting green because it gives you kicks.

If there is a grand scheme, not everybody is important. There must be small cogs, the front line of idiots you play bullet catchers in wars,
the guy that cleaned your doorway for 40 years and died silently. Nobody knew his name.

You can simply exists for existences sake, like a human fruit fly. Nothing wrong with that. A psychological, metaphysical or even religious footing is as valid as living in a camping mobile and enjoying life at parks, while violently stealing money from drug dealers.

The search itself might be a reason enough to question everything. The necessity of thinking about things, that crawl up your spine regularly should be reason enough to try new things.
6. I have a lot of these I saved through the years;
Reading books is good, but it is only as good as doing anything else. Going by the type of people Quora attracts, this point of view might not be shared by many over here.
There are some things that are common to every human society. Speaking is one of them. Reading and writing are not on that list
~Marc Prensky
Reading books takes time. You gain knowledge and all, that is fine. But too much time spent on reading deprives you from doing other things.

Generally (sterotyping), people who read a lot, especially kids (contradicting), don't stretch their muscles and end up either too weak or too fat.

Once you are old enough, too much of reading can affect your creativity and capacity to carry out researches.

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
~ Albert Einstein
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>>5575

Great post. Parents lives matter.

Honestly in answer, I was home schooled from grade 5 up, got my diploma at age 15, went to work as low wage prole right off the bat. I am fully vested in Social Security they owe me some 50,000 USD which I cannot claim yet unless I disable myself or actually become disabled. I mention this all, simply because, a life of education and fun work, is not enough, I can tell you that much. All the work I did in IT sector is for nothing, tecch came in, Zuckerturd came in, all that we did, as regular workers, was for nothing. Collegiate greekfags and their interlocking networks of shame and power, are what is the clockspring of this diseased planet, at this time. However, as your post makes clear (on a 'news' forum) parents are waking up. I would say worry less about common core as defined by dumbfucks corporations and other inhumans. Core competency means knowing history, and understand how the bolt of a rifle works. Common core kids of the future, will have a common core of being able to swap rifles interchangeably and to have good response to ambush under fire. If you as a parent, cannot raise a soldier in that homeschooling environment, you may as well send them into the machine with just good values. Because the machine will teach them to be a soldier for the bad side, if you dont understand what the battlefield looks like at this time. Parenting is like becoming a Army Commander, and you have to wait 30 years to see how good your training ideology was. A lot of parents have great kids, I know because I live in America.

>>2377
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.