/ub/ - Überhengst

>>4427
Such a based statement.
Anyone offended by it is definitely not one whose opinion or criticism is worth taking seriously.

News sites are like gambling. You might see good news. Or bad news.

If she can do this in a bikini, bikini armour isn't stupid.
https://youtu.be/nyuRRWC5GY8

RWBY is one of the many liberal-written shows that exclusively use "racism" and "classism" in the most childishly simple way imaginable.

Good minority, bad majority, rich whiteys in power are bad for no reason, anything the minorities do in retaliation like forming a terrorist organization and killing innocent family members of a business owner or working directly with unthinking monsters of pure evil to flood human nations with said monsters is toootally justified because muh oppression. These writing mistakes aren't exclusive to RWBY.

Funny how these stories that want you to feel bad for "oppressed" nonwhites make their nonwhites as white as fucking possible. And then they'll only act like niggers if they have the "retaliating for past transgressions" excuse. It's all so fucking dishonest. Jews have to lie to make us look bad and lie to make niggers look good.

The faunus have a continent to themselves. A tropical paradise. And while they claim it's overcrowded, it's not as crowded as that warehouse in season 1 absolutely full of White Fangs so desperate to genocide humans they booed Torchwick for being a human until he revealed his plans for human genocide via stealing explosives and using them to blow holes into the city to let genocidal inhuman black creatures in.

As a quick aside fuck this entire show, an early season 1 episode sets up that Faunus see in the dark. Then when the Faunus heroes run into a warehouse full of Faunus terrorists they turn off the lights and escape because only the heroes count as Faunuses in the minds of the showruiners for that scene. God fucking damn it, it's like they wanted to ruin the show however they could. Momty wanted an excuse-plot about one-note characters in dumb fun cool fight scenes. Simple and clean and nearly impossible to fuck up. But it was fucked up by adding wannabe-mature David Cage's Become Human-tier "deep themes" like slavery, a leftist's retarded misconception-filled view of fascism, fucking school bullies and genocidal niggers in the same season, fake protagonists like Jaune and Oscar, and more. There are plenty of reasons to hate this show, but this one reason is a writing mistake shared with countless others these days...

"Racism" is used to emotionally signpost what characters you should and shouldn't like.

"racist" white characters like Cardin and the grey-haired midget in a mech are mean to catgirls for no reason. Cardin pulls bunnygirl ears in a heavily armed school of future heroes and nobody does anything to stop him because the audience wants the big payoff where Jaune stands up to his bully and he can't get that if Cardin actually has his legs broken. Meanwhile Grey Fly-Girl will sooner trust the girl who seemingly broke an innocent defeated opponent's legs live on tv for no reason, creating a wave of shocked sadness that attracted Grimm, before she trusts a fucking catgirl. And she never brings up how the catgirl used to work for a foreign terrorist organization that tried to genocide the country seasons 1-3 took place in at least twice and destroyed it during their second attempt.

Weiss forgives a Faunus for being an ex-member of a terrorist organization that killed many of Weiss's family members and made her live in fear her whole life, so she's a "good guy". Yang is in Lesbians with the same catgirl so she's a "good guy".

Same shit goes for Liberal beliefs in nonsense ideas.
"Martial law always bad" unless a leftist declares it, "election fraud always bad" unless a leftist does it", "political violence always bad" unless a leftist does it, and "redemption" only happens when you stop working for the villains and start working for the heroes hard enough to magic away all your sins and deserved jail time.

Ironwood suffers under mounting pressure, tries to save his nation and possibly others, has his own mind fucked with by a shit "superpower" that was revealed in directors commentary to make him hyperfocused on the wrong shit, declares martial law for stability's sake, tries to get his nation in the air on a deadline, hacks the election because "Robin Hill" the bootleg Robin Hood chick has no real plan for the nation or future, and he's villified because the show wants you to view this man as an evil desperate heartless fool losing his humanity in pursuit of the big picture even though the show's "heroes" did everything wrong.
He's a straight white male authority figure with the military, so he's "fascist" and therefore bad.

Ruby and pals, who betray him and babble platitudes about "choosing hope" and "choosing love" while forgiving that one nigeress who helped ruin Yang's reputation and life(tried to do so and succeeded for an episode or two then the authors forgot Yang should be universally reviled right now) and mindfucked her and helped destroy the country S1-3 took place in and killed countless innocents just because she feels guilty NOW and doesn't like her bosses or coworkers on Team CMEN (haha semen) is the "hero" because she's a straight white girl with "minority" friends and together they rebel against the "authority" by playing into Pussy Satan's hands.

>>4538
oh yeah lol i forgot the advice part

advice:

writing like RWBY will make your writing homosexual and retarded

Another wisdom:

Intelligent women do not exist, they are only normies skilled at memorizing trivia about Monty Python or Physics or whatever while aping the sound of intelligent people.
If intelligent women existed they would have obliterated feminism for the benefit of men and women long ago.
Women are herd animals and should be treated as such by government and man.

>>4539
Heres some advice.
Dont come to the advice thread with a hardcore rage boner about an anime, and then proceed to blog about it long past what could be considered 'embarrassing'. Theres a whole fucking board for anime.
But then that would involve caring and paying attention to the subject matter of the thread(?)/board(?) you're posting to, and youre far too important to be asked to be responsible, considerate, polite, having-mannars, etc., cuz its (you) right?

My advice: Nigel. Its been 5 years almost. Learn how to not be an eyesore/drain/leech/derailer. Learn how to read the room(thread). You allege youre not fapping, you have your diet on lock, and that youre lifting, yes?
Okay. Now apply yourself to not making people leave the site cuz they're tired of your shit. Hows about not derailing a thread with literal paragraphs of unrelated shit. Maybe, just maybe, stop acting like you have a pass to behave however you want whenever you want in whatever thread triggers a memory of pokemon or who-the-fuck-cares-what-else.
Pretty please, with sugar on top.

>>4539
This belongs in >>>/a/
>>4542
Why are you saging?

Comfort.

Fuck the shit writing advice leftists give out.
just saw one say "Don't pit women against women"
why? Because it'll supposedly "objectively make your story worse and cliched and problematic" and blah blah blah
god there were so many fucking wasted words wasted on this shit. he did that trick where the jew alternates between reminding you to believe X and telling you to think nonbelievers are bad and making up silly hypotheticals in which his premise isn't retarded.
actual why: he doesn't like seeing wimmin fight

So he expects everyone to care?

Fuck that.

What, does he want all stories to he "PC" shite like those marvel comics where ugly characters eat food because the author is hungry and then verbally jack each other off with generic sappy maudlin sacharrine pep talks (some call it "validation") all fucking day?

Fuck. That!

Rivals are necessary for a good story. At least 75% necessary if not fully 100%. Antagonists to crush and rivals to surpass drive stories not already driven by driven heroes. If the hero is passive, give him some characters to react to. Rivals give the hero something to strive for, another reason to better themselves, and rivals can also warn heroes what not to become if they're the kind corrupted by some sin like envy or lust or wrath.
If the hero needs to be fleshed out as a character, give him people to disagree with, argue with, come into conflict with. And if the hero's a chick taking the male role of the righteous hero on the hero's journey she will naturally have to have rivals worth a damn to be a good character with a good story.
Giving her a chick rival who's everything this girl isn't just seems obvious if you don't want to write her harming suspension of disbelief by rivalling and surpassing men with two feet and 120 pounds on her.
Scrappy underdog hero, rich oujo bitch protagonist.
Rebellious hero, system-supporting spoilt corrupt privileged rival bitch.
It writes itself.
So why is it so rare to see it done so well?
Seto Fucking Kaiba, Gary Motherfucking Oak, Jack Fucking Atlas, these were excellent male rivals.
Certainly better than Susgay Coochieha was post-Orochimaru.
Surely female ripoffs of these egotistical asshole rivals the audience wants knocled down a peg will work just as well.
Surely the audience won't simp for the women who laugh like Eggman and unironically want her to step on them.
Hell, how many generic bland boring female normies in trashy normie media are opposed by generic cruel evil bitchy "Mean Girls" schoolyard bullies for no reason?
"never pit women against women" is dogshit writing advice.
I fucking swear, leftists sometimes give out fake writing advice just to fuck with anyone listening because they want to sabotage potential competition.

Wisdom: don't trust leftist writing advice.

My advice is to buy a chainsaw and cut wood. A cord ('4x'8x"16) can sell for up to $350 and it takes very little time to cut and split. You can get it for free. It's how I get my "spending" money. Get out and sell you big, hard wood to bitches that need it hot and burning. You might even get to go out to a farm and pet ponies to your heart's content. I know I do. Hell, I even pet the cows, too. have hands; will pet.
Oh, and you're likely to get paid in cash which means less money for Tyrone's nigglets' welfare.

>>4556
Based Woodsman

>>4566
This is self-centered bullshit, tbh.
You can absolutely lose friends if you don't treat them well. Sure, a good friend will forgive their friend's flaws and shortcomings, but if you act abusive and inconsiderate and don't show that you appreciate someone or take them for granted, you can absolutely lose a person who was at some point your friend.

>>4593
True, but in a time of so much manipulation and deceit, to be self-centered might be what's needed to keep a safe perspective.

The faggot hates hearing "fuck faggots"
But what does he hate more? The truth.
Most faggoted men are just desperate horndogs who settled for girly men.
Most child molesters are homosexuals.
And gay women should not be allowed to adopt.

>>4622
This is only a healthy mindset if you yourself are able to admit when you're wrong, and don't just push away people who disagree.

>>4623
I think the meme describes narcissistic personalities.

>>4629
it just describes the average asperger haver

Flow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UytiIWYujkU

>Purpose
Wise words from Nixon. This one surprised me.

It's important to not care what other people think, so long as one doesnt remain ignorant of what other people think

>>4322
>(the /sci/ guide is on a jewgle site take precautions.)
Not sure what that means, Neocities is so far away from Google that Google suppresses it in the page ranking. Also that page has zero JavaScript, zero images and does not use fonts from Google.

It takes only one line to correct bad graffiti.

>>4728
>wHat wORked iN tHA 30' iSn'T gOInG t0 w0rK tOdaY
Sure...

>>4729
It was ironic, m8.

>>4730
I know, am just refering to anons saying that following AH steps is not going to work in our current context, the joke being that i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related

>>4731
Do any of us really act like that?
You know how much the left loves false flags, it wouldn't surprise me if anyone on the right that ever seemed retarded online was actually a false flag.
It takes a high IQ to figure out for yourself what's wrong with libtardism and the jewish lies, after all.

>>4733
I don't think am following ya.

Some anons are simply skeptical about AH's methods, they don't think his strategy would work in today's terms.

And in case you mean this:
>i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related
No, they do not, i've seen plenty of retards in 4/pol/, but that's just on another level

He's so wise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH9sJrAVeC0

Our enemies want to make everything legal for them and nothing good legal for us.
Would we really win fans if we wanted everything legal, good and bad?
The lolbertarian thinks his pro-weed pro-homosexuality stances will earn him followers a more open Natsoc couldn't. But what great victories were accomplished by his sort? Where are the gays with the balls to stand against Islam and reject the LGBTQ gay mafia? Why should we embrace gay rights if the gays will not embrace white rights?

>>4750
Easier said than done.

>>4797
Yup.

"I'm not feeling myself today".
To a white man, that means one isn't feeling like he usually does. Doesn't feel ready to be what he usually is. Could be an injury, sickness, exhaustion, anything could cause it. "He's feeling himself" means the opposite. He is his usual self. He is feeling like his usual self.

But to a nigger and in the non-language of niggerese, the phrase "He's feeling himself" means he's arrogant, cocky, ignorant, short-sighted, full of unjustifiable overconfidence and unwarranted feelings of invincibility from a lifetime of coddling and spoiling and pro-nigger lies. He lived his life on recruit difficulty yet he was told he conquered Ultra Nightmare mode. When a nigger says "He's feeling himself", whether he realizes it or not, he means he's being a nigger.

Something I've been doing for a while now is putting on a weighted vest when walking the dog to make it more challenging.
Is that a good thing? I try to keep my back straight and all but just wondering.
I was using a backpack before I got the vest.

>>4886
Very Insightful, Thanks for posting this anon.

Only a fool feels entitled to what he knows he does not deserve.

>>5014
I learnt something.

>>241
I have pulled a gun when somebody threatens me. I have no obligation to allow somebody to act threatening towards me just because they are unarmed. My motto is generally "fuck around and find out". If somebody starts shit, I have no problem being the one who finishes it. One of the nice things about living in a state with a "stand your ground" law. Luckily, the two people I have pulled on have both been smart enough to walk away once they saw the gun.

Only idjits cut towards their didjits.

>>5014
Sounds like a Good idea, albeit an illegal one.

>>5021
You have to fuck the horse pussy, anon.

>>5022
I Don't want a misdemeanor though.

>>5023
She's out there, waiting for you.

>>5024
Aj is looking pretty Good tbh

>>5025
You'll be fine as long as you avoid any FedEx's.

Some people make mistakes before they get it right. Others make nothing and think themselves superior.

Everyone makes something. For some its a career or a business, for others its a family, still others create or participate in group projects, and others still will spend their time and effort refining themselves.
Sadly, others will commit their time and energy to writing degerate clop fics and then fail about impotently when what they produce is rejected and disregarded for the exact same reasons agaIn and again and again.
But its okay, cuz those people can always publicly masturbate themselves about how those rejecting their 'mistakes b4 getting it right' make nothing and think themselves superior.

Whenever something terrible happens in the world, a Jew is not far behind.

>>5040
Your saltposting is too specific for it to be disguised as general advice.

Tit for tat

>>5049
Titties?

>>5221
Good advice.
Although, it should come in moderation. A good bit of self-reflection every now and then is important, in case you're not actually moral and are just a prick.

Re-posted from >>>/mlpol/341579 →

Bleach and ammonia make a really good cleaning solution, especially for removing grime in bathrooms. Not to mention it smells great. I love to take a big huff of the stuff.

If there's one thing I've learned from getting raped (read: they climb onto me, stick their what's-it in, deposit a 'fluid' and then die curled up on themselves) by ants, its that no matter how collossal one's adversary, you can still get off, and make them feel pain and regret your existence.
In a manner, you can make the Gods regret having crossed paths with you.

Conversely, you could not. I dunno how many ants have peacefully made and went.
But those rapist motherfuckers, I rember them.

>>5402
What the fuck? How small are you?
Did an ant hump your shoe or something? An ant is the size of an ant. Is this some furry self insert fanfiction? How did you even detect what the ant was doing with its cock? Is ant fluid even noticeable to the human eye? I could understand if a dog humped your leg and the owner took so long to drag the dog away you considered kicking them both. But a fucking ant? Why wouldn't you slap the ant and crush it to death the second you detected it?

>>5403
Silly me, I neglected to appreciate how excited you might get by the sound of the phrase 'raped by ants'. It was a play on words, making light of how ants operate by stinging anything that moves in their vicinity.
It was a casual choice of words that one assumes wouldn't be taken literally, but I can see now how you might feel robbed by the instance not literally involving a bunch of ant penises. It was not my intention to get your hopes up unwarranted.

>>5402
>>5403
>>5404
Fun fact: not all ants rape you, some of them buy you dinner first. No, I kid. The truth is, different types of ants have different modes of attack. Ants with stingers are similar to bees, in that they can sting once and then the stinger gets lodged in whatever they stung and pulls their guts out. Other types of ants don't sting, they just spray poison from their abdomen. They can attack over and over.

>>5405
What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
How do we go about doing it, bros?

>ITT Nigel turns a joke about ants being rapists into a vore fantasy involving ejaculting at niggers
Wont know until you try

>>5408
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not the one who brought up ant sex. My response to this guy's weird ant fantasy is "what the fuck?". Seriously, this is weirder than that time I met a furry.

>>5409
Let me spell this out for you Nigel.
I made a joke about ants being both rapists, and about determination. Read it again. If theres one thing Ive learned by getting raped by ants, its that no matter how collossal your opponent is, you can still get off and make them feel pain.
It was a joke about how ants operate. Theyre literal gang rapists, against any 'threat' they perceive.

YOURE the one fantasizing about shoving them in ur dick and spraying them at people. Dont deflect, thats all on you.

I have another joke where ants are comparable to muslim rape gangs, but Im not gonna say it cuz of where OP might go with it

A human, compared to an ant, is collossal. Ergo, a human is a collossal adversary for an ant.
And yet, ants commit their lives to sticking their 'stinger' into their adversary and 'ejaculating' fluid that results in a white-fluid filled sore.
Ipsofacto, rape. Doesnt matter how big, the ant will sacrifice its life to jizz in you however available.

How do you go from THAT to "I wanna shove ants up my (quoting) erect penis with a ROD, so I can spray them at niggers"?
Seriously, get help.

>>5408
>>5410
>>5411
>obsessed with ant rape analogies
>makes a retarded joke about ants cumming inside him
>gets made fun of, but is too autistic to realize it and takes it at face value
>spergs out
>blames niggel
I'm fucking howling.

>>5414
>obsessed
I said it once, in a statement about determination. Unsurprisingly, people cant into english comprehension
>retarded joke
You're saying its inaccurate?
>made fun
Yes, it was humiliating watching Nigel go off the rails about furry self insert this, and ejaculating ants at niggers that. Whatever is one to do?
>spergs
Clarifying errant thinking and posturing is sperging? How do you manage socialization with that perception?
>Niggel
If you cant tell its him, Idk what to tell you
>Im totally howling guise, dont you believe me?

>>5415
You've been ranting over ant rape for, like, the past half dozen replies. If you don't see how that's humorous, then I have no advice for you other than to hop off the Internet for a while, champ.
>You're saying its inaccurate?
I'm saying it's funny that you think that way. Why do you think I made fun of your rambling by joking about spewing ants at niggers with my cock, something equally as absurd as likening ant stings to rape? You seem to be taking a conversation about ant rape very seriously, which is amusing.
>still blaming Nigel
Long after this site goes under, I'm sure you'll be yelling at a volleyball named "Nigel", Castaway style. You're still more annoying than he is.

>>5416
>half dozen replies
>ranting
Lets check the record
>>5402
Initial statement
>>5404
Initial response to deliberate lack of comprehension
>>5408
Single-sentence shitpost
>>5410
>>5411
Exhaustive rebuttal (which, being nearly impossible to argue against, is now resulting in more deliberate incomprehensiom and posturing)
>>5415
Refutation of factually incprrect statements
Now, in your 'brilliant' observations, which ones are rants? Am I "ranting" now?
>spewing ants from my cock is on the same level as likening ant stings to rape
Really now? So, calling ants - who stab a person with a probe on their body, and inject fluid into the site of the penetration - rapists is on par, somehow, with shoving ants into your dick and spraying them everywhere during ejaculation.
And you wanna impugn how my mind works? Fucking lol!
Reposting in full for posterity
(reminder, this is the natural mental process when stimulated with an ant rape joke)
>>5406
>What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
>How do we go about doing it, bros?
Credit where due, I did assume you and Nigel were the same person. It seemed reasonable enough, and the lazy thinking fit to a T. But as I saw later in the exchange (not that it rendered anything I said inaccurate) that there were two of you. I neglected to notice, and thats on me.

Having said, the rest speaks for its self, little faith that can be had that you'll comprehend what it says.

>>5417
Holy shit you're actually autistic.
What part of "I think you comparing ant stings to rape is absurd" is so difficult for you to pick up? Yes, ants sting and inject fluid into people when they feel threatened. The fact that you feel the need to compare to rape is funny because it shows how immature and autistic you are. I mutated your stupid, autistic rationael with my own so as to ridicule your thought process.
>egotistical
>has to appear as being "right"
>schizoid writing style
>obsessed with Nigel
Niggas? Is that you? Was it hard to stammer out that reply with your mangled hands, retard?

>>5418
Oh right, I'M the autist.
How is your response in any way comparable to my joke? I mean, the joke is based off observable phenomena in which the comparison can be drawn.
Please, illustrate how your thinking is remotely similar?
Next, Id like to know where Ive expressed egotism.
Next, I'd like to know which part you find 'scizoid', and how you qualify that position.
I skipped 'has to appear as being right', cuz thats inaccurate. I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented, yes, but I dont have to appear right (I literally just acknowledved a fault in my position so, Idk where you're going with that).
>obssessed
Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster? Wouldnt that mean I was right? Ergo its not an obsession, its pattern recognition? Let me guess, it is an obsession to observe that slovenly characters with brightly colored hair probably want to tell you their preferred pronouns?
Comparably, is it obsession to observe that when one or more people making egregious errors in logic and comprehension, that Nigel is at the heart of it?
Was I wrong?
>stammer
You should play in the NBA with reach like that

>>5419
>How is your response in any way comparable to my joke?
How long do we need to keep going in circles like this?
>I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented
Again, can't you see how ridiculous this whole conversation is? You either lack the self awareness to do so or you know it, but just can't let go of petty squabbling, presumably due to your ego and apparently short temper. You do this all the time and it drives conversations into the ground.
>Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster?
He had nothing to with the conversation until you brought him up, like you always do. In. Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.

>>5420
If by going in circles you mean 'dodging the question because you know theres no legitimacy to your point', as long as you prefer. Whether you found the joke funny or not, you have already admitted that ant stings could be compared to rape.
How is my joke comparable to your 'joke' of shoving ants up your dick? Is there some observable phenomenon that Im unaware of? Perhaps an indigenous people, or some craven animal that does this? Cuz it seems like YOUR thought process somehow came up with that, and while I havent taken a survey, somehow I doubt that any reasonable person would be able to make that sort of leap and THEN try to claim its on par.
>rodiculous
Oh, I can see how ridiculous this conversation is. I see how I posted a joke in the text of a determination-based post (reminder, this thread is supposed to be about offering advice and insight and such) and (you) seem hell bent on construing it in every possible way except the manner it was intended, and now doing his damndest to avoid acknowledging that you may have jumped the gun, or that your interest in coming after me may have been better suited to another attempt.
>you do this all the time
Citation?
>He had nothing to do with it
Is that a tacit admission that I WAS right, that he was precisely where I said he would be?
Thank you for admitting that I was correct, and that all your simping posturing is simply that.
While you're posturing, take note of how I didnt even mention his name until you were both trying to take me to task because you didnt get the joke? No, you got the joke, you were simply too intent on trying to get me for SOMETHING at LAST that you fired off half-cocked.
>Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.
And. Im. Right. 99%. Of. The. Time.

>dodging the question
I've told you repeatedly that I was just treating the subject matter with the level of seriousness it deserved; none whatsoever. That's why I made that silly post that caused you to sperg and bring up Nigel.
>How is my joke comparable to your 'joke' of shoving ants up your dick?
They're comparable because both are stupid, absurd jokes. Mine just happened to be sillier and funnier, given the reaction it elicited. Do you want me to debate you on the semantics of humor? Comparing ant bites to rape is silly and forcing ants down one's cock to blast minorities with is just a few steps more absurd.
>doing his damndest to avoid acknowledging that you may have jumped the gun, or that your interest in coming after me
I didn't wander in here with the explicit intention of "coming after you". It's just that your posting style and passionate love of Nigel stand out. This isn't some weird autistic grudge playing out over ant rape and cumming ants at niggers.
>Citation
Don't be coy. You do this all the time and anyone who's been here for any amount of time has seen it. I'm not the first one to point this out.
>Is that a tacit admission that I WAS right, that he was precisely where I said he would be?
I didn't enter this whole ordeal until I made that joke that you accused him of making. My post had nothing to do with him and we wouldn't even be talking about him if you didn't feel the need to bring him up.
>get me for SOMETHING at LAST
...And I would have gotten away with it, too! If only it wasn't for your clever wit and, presumably, smouldering good looks that totally pwnd me! Get real kek there's petty and then there's whatever this is.
>And. Im. Right. 99%. Of. The. Time.
You are, but you constantly agonizing over Niggel is almost as annoying as his posts. He's easily ignored. Tongue my anus, nigger.

>>5422
>moving goalposts
Pottery
>I didnt wander in here with the explicit intention [...] its that your posting style
So, implicit then? 2nd degree intent?
>Dont be coy
No u. Cite an example, and Ill illustrate how you're misphrasing or misframing it to appear to have a leg to stand on. Ill gladly speak to every post Ive made, and destroy your posturing in the process.
>you brought him up
Speculation in absence of evidence. I could speculate that this whole thing could have been avoided if you hadnt decided to make a ridiculous and off the wall 'parody' of the joke. Which unlike your position bears out with evidence. Unlike you however, I know that speculation is spurious and immaterial, so I dont. Youll get the memo eventually.
>whatever this is
You really should ask yourself, if you havent figured it out yet. Not that you have shown the reasoning ability, but Im an optimist so I say go for it.
>Yiu are r8ght
Very GOOD! You're making progress! Now, since you've been "paying attention", can you tell the class WHY I do so?
(Yes, that was an invitation. What will you choose? Intellectual honesty, or more pithy insults and characterizations that illustrate YOU, no matter how hard you try to assert that its 'me'?)
>jeopardy music playing
https://youtu.be/Yuu2_ATAY1w
>funnier

>>5423
>moving goalposts
Pot meet kettle.
My point is that you're just as annoying as Nigel, even when you rightfully shit on him. Funny that you accuse me of moving the goalpost when you dance around every point like a nigger that just got its food stamps. I don't care if you're right about his posts because yours are just as annoying. No, I'm not slogging through every thread marked by your presence and assembling evidence that your nubs are behind those posts just to prove a point that everyone here already knows.
>can you tell the class WHY I do so?
Because bitching about Niggel shitting up threads while you do the same seems to be your past time, which is gay.

>>5424
>as annoying as Nigel
>yours are just as annoying
>annoying 2x
Boy, couldnt wait to get that out could ya?
Oh wait, this is serious.
Oh no, are you saying you dont LIKE me? After all we've been through?
Credit for your halfhearted honesty though. The real crux is simply that; you dont like me, recognized my posts, and decided to try and give me what for. Howd that work out for ya?
I trust you'll be quick to go back and acknowledge all the posturing and deflection you were just doing? No?
>point that everyone here already knows
You mean that 'if Nigel can smear shit across the board/thread then I will do likewise, and if you dont like it, maybe he shouldnt be smearing shit across the board/thread'?

>>5425
This getting less amusing and more tedious as it goes on. You have the coherence of a babbling mental patient. I'm getting tired of trying to hammer the simple points into your head only to have you try to shift to conversation.
> The real crux is simply that; you dont like me, recognized my posts, and decided to try and give me what for
I don't think anyone likes you, dip shit. The only reason you and Nigel are tolerated is because this site is a dead meme that the moderation just doesn't want to put down by hammering retards like you two. Throw another one of your hissy fits and threaten to stop posting news articles. See who cares.
>and if you dont like it, maybe he shouldnt be smearing shit across the board/thread'?
Yes, because I'm responsible for the behavior of others. You think like a fucking paranoid woman. I can see how you were too incompetent to even be a moderator on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
What I like has no bearing on either you or niggel shitting everything up. I'm honestly starting to think you're so combative and unfunny because you enjoy the attention that you get from other anons so much that just can't help yourself. I should know better than to engage you, yet you always find a new lowly way to be insufferable.
Go ahead and tik out another schizophrenic reply with your stumps, retard. I'm going to start treating you with the same level of respect you deserve. I'd make you my Nigel until you either stop posting, cut off too many fingers to post, or stop being so unbearably obtuse and retarded, but you'd probably just feed off the attention. I'll keep giving it to you until you finally get bored and fuck off.

>>5426
Thats the difference between us. For me this has been tedious since the beginning, yet you still cant admit you made a mistake. Spin things however makes you happy, your reasoning ability is on full display. If I seem incoherent, I must apologize for using a post 3rd grade writing style, it takes skill and nuance to grasp my prose. Im sure youll get there someday, I believe in you.
Seriously, you decided to make a stand cuz you didnt like a joke. Who's behaving like a woman? And yet you still expect me to take as credible anything you say? What's more, observe our demeanor. Ive asked you to validate all of your snark, all of your salt, whereas you have opted to throw out names, characterizations, and contempt from the very beginning. Cuz you didnt like my joke. Its plainly obvious who is bent, and who is defending themselves against an unreasonable imposition.
Go ahead! Call what Im doing a "hissy fit" or "sperging" or "half a dozen rants". Keep saying it; eventually, like a leftist you'll believe your own lies.
>Yes, because I'm responsible for the behavior of others.
Now apply that thinking. You really think you're going to change my behavior, while insisting that someone else's behavior isnt your responsibility? You seem divided in your own mind, alas you cant have it both ways.
>I should know better than to engage you
Thats the most astute thing you've said this whole exchange. Let me reiterate more simply.
Dont start none, wont be none
>Im going to start treating you with the respect you deserve
Oh, youve been respectful thus far? Curious.
>unbearably obtuse and retarded
Psychological transference is a bitch, good luck with that.

Since this is something of an advice thread, let me offer some.
>We criticize in others what we see in ourself
What this means is, every criticism, epithet, and slur you fling isnt directed at me, its directed at the 'me' you perceive, which is actually a reflection of yourself.
For the record, this is why I avoid needless insults; anything I could say (read: everything you've said) is a double-edged sword that cuts you far deeper than me, since your are vastly more familiar with you than you are with me.
I lost you again didn't I?
The simple version is, I know your taunts are spurious and based on a false impression, and that you're actually railing against your own perceived inadequacy.
First off, you're not inadequate, stop thinking that. Secondly, you should try arguing in good faith. Do you really think Im gonna be bothered by info I deliberately released to the site? C'mon man.
Everybody makes mistakes, and the ability to own up to them is a GOOD thing. You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. And when you do, you'll be as unmoved by attempts to fling your mistakes in your face as I am.

>>5427
>yet you still cant admit you made a mistake.
Weapons grade projection.
>for using a post 3rd grade writing style
That's an insult to third graders.
>Seriously, you decided to make a stand cuz you didnt like a joke.
Literally you throughout this thread.
>Ive asked you to validate all of your snark, all of your salt, whereas you have opted to throw out names, characterizations, and contempt from the very beginning.
We're arguing over a joke about cumming ants onto niggers that offended you so much you felt the need for all this. You have done absolutely nothing but be obtuse and pedantic as I half-heartedly engaged you. I've done nothing but be patient and have tolerated your noxious behavior, largely because the whole scenario amused me. By the way, the entire argument is over a subjective matter of comedic taste. How that's beyond you is puzzling. I made my point clear repeatedly, yet you just keep spewing out diversions and regurgitating the same rhetoric like a broken toy.
>You really think you're going to change my behavior, while insisting that someone else's behavior isnt your responsibility?
Again, we get more of your usual, nonsensical claptrap. How are either of these things contradictory? You argue like you're demented. Just sit and read what you just wrote.
You aren't my responsibility no matter how affected you are by my posts. There's your dose of >"spoon-feeding".

>>5429
>No u
Classic

>shitting up the Wisdoms thread
For shame.

>>5431
Not my intention, and I accept fault for not taking it to the pub.

>>5431
This.

>>5431
>>5433
Are y'all gonna beat a dead hoers, or are ya gonna post wisdoms to counteract? Be the change.

>>5434
It's fine poner. I was just shitposting.

You gotta do the work
https://youtu.be/tJVAsZQrLR0

You're no "Free Thinker" if you only think what Paid "Thinkers" tell you to.

>>5737
Yup. And they are free thinkers because the TV told them so.

https://youtu.be/gh87OVCYY_g
Introversion explained by an introvert

https://youtu.be/Z11ygYzcDQw
Excerpted from one of Jordan Peterson's lectures in a series
OP, I recognize that these posts do not exactly align with the posted intent of this thread; if desired I will desist.

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED.
https://johndenugent.com/us-army-medical-officer-whistleblower-pentagon-is-alterering-data-to-cover-up-massive-vaxx-injuries-humor-about-men/

Never give up.

>Always Listen To Your Gut Instinct - (4:40 Long)
>There are things you instinctually know long before your head has figured it out. Lana talks about the importance of listening to your gut instinct. Your gut doesn't lie but people do.
https://odysee.com/@redicetv:1/RITV-TrustYourGut:7
Mirrors:
https://tv.gab.com/channel/redicetv/view/always-listen-to-your-gut-instinct-631116d9023df567c65c1808
https://www.bitchute.com/video/FT3FDtgfuSNU/

Exclusively posting nonsense when replying to obvious bots might fuck with them and pollute the data they use.

>>5986
Perhaps, but it might encourage more bot posting if their use is based on number of replays.

>>5988
Who would run a bot on numerous sites at once and determine which sites are worth running that bot on based on replys?

>>5989
A contractor working for the glowniggers who needs to justify the paycheck.

>>5990
If a JIDF shill got hundreds of comments mocking him he'd still get paid, taking money away from the jews, right?

>>5986
Only if you sage.

Don't masturbate

Satisfaction guaranteed.

>>6422
>boomer
Physical punishment has always worked wonders, specially on spoiled brats.

>>6423
It's still a faceberg style boomer meme, regardless of the sentiment.
My advice: The shopping carts at walmart are free. You can just take them, nobody cares. The same thing goes for ducks at the park. You can hit up Wally world for the cart, walk to the park, snatch some ducks, and make off like a bandit.

>>6424
The pens at the banks are also free.

>>6424
>It's still a faceberg style boomer meme, regardless of the sentiment.
Ahem. This is the wisdom thread.

>>6430
Also I can't wait to post this Applejack.

Meh, I couldn't find the boomer shim pic. You win for now.

>>6433
Luckily I've got a lot.

Your habits decide your future.

>>6480
BASED

Appreciation for the little things today we have.

>>6645
This is good advice.

>>190
>>6231
Two pieces of advice I recently had to reckon with after....more frustration and anger than the tasks merit. But asking those questions knowing the answer is something you're not going to like, then reasoning it out so as to make it easier to confront, seems to aid the process. Conversations with yourself where you concede on the hard points and ask what should be done to resolve them really help.

Thank you poners for keeping this thread alive so long, it's a keeper, even with the faceberg memes.

>>6814
>Thank you poners for keeping this thread alive so long, it's a keeper, even with the faceberg memes.
Just FYI, 90% of this bread was posted by me.

>>6815
Like I said, thank you. Even if a sizeable chunk of the pics are more bottom-texty than rage comics.
Also, everyone keep the wisdom in Office Space close to heard.

I'm a horse...its really not that big of a deal...

>>6829
Reddit coal unfit to heat a German's house

Learning without practicing.

Advice.

>>6421
If you need to hit your kid, you don't have the brains or charisma. Your kid doesn't respect you as a father figure.

>>6989
>modern education
>zoomer dares to speak
No intention for smearing but to give you awareness on that unhinged take. Yours is a pampered utter degenerate culture I would say.

>>6989
>brainwashed fool
This is how it is done.

>>6421
I don't really believe in this. Ig, it happens regardless what people think about it and maybe it can during certain circumstances be necessary. But in general I think, it shouldn't be needed if you have a good relationship with your child, which I think you can get by loving them.
>>6992
If the woman in the video is their mom, I feel like she must have failed them earlier in her fostering of them. Also, doubt that these woman changed their minds just because they got hit when the rest of society will back up their promiscious ways.

Just my two cents.

>>190
I got a few.

-- Avoid holding self help as a commandment, a dogma, or an immutable rule. The world is a lot more complex than people make it out to be, and holding things to be absolute will only cause suffering.

-- Your body is like a government budget; use it or lose it.

-- Most of the time, those who cause suffering are suffering from something themselves. It doesn't change how much of a cunt they are, though.

-- People are really good at knowing that a problem exists, but more often than not, they are terrible at figuring out where and what the problem actually is.

-- Projection is not just a trait of the mentally-ill, it is a very human trait. If you become aware of this, you can figure out just how deep your thoughts and habits go.

-- Quotes and works tell you more about people, the lives they lived, and their opinions on life, rather than about life itself. Only divinity and nature can teach you about life itself.

>>192
I'd like to offer my take on this:

-- Nothing is truly free. If someone gives you something for free, either they're looking for appreciation, they're looking to get space back, or they're looking to get something out of you.