/ub/ - Überhengst

Exercises to have better sleep (depending on the condition). Better sleep is incredibly important.
[YouTube] Five Exercises for Snoring and Sleep Apnoea (Updated) [Embed]

Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice.

>>4427
Such a based statement.
Anyone offended by it is definitely not one whose opinion or criticism is worth taking seriously.

News sites are like gambling. You might see good news. Or bad news.

If she can do this in a bikini, bikini armour isn't stupid.
[YouTube] The Nordic Morning Routine - Ice bath [Embed]

RWBY is one of the many liberal-written shows that exclusively use "racism" and "classism" in the most childishly simple way imaginable.

Good minority, bad majority, rich whiteys in power are bad for no reason, anything the minorities do in retaliation like forming a terrorist organization and killing innocent family members of a business owner or working directly with unthinking monsters of pure evil to flood human nations with said monsters is toootally justified because muh oppression. These writing mistakes aren't exclusive to RWBY.

Funny how these stories that want you to feel bad for "oppressed" nonwhites make their nonwhites as white as fucking possible. And then they'll only act like niggers if they have the "retaliating for past transgressions" excuse. It's all so fucking dishonest. Jews have to lie to make us look bad and lie to make niggers look good.

The faunus have a continent to themselves. A tropical paradise. And while they claim it's overcrowded, it's not as crowded as that warehouse in season 1 absolutely full of White Fangs so desperate to genocide humans they booed Torchwick for being a human until he revealed his plans for human genocide via stealing explosives and using them to blow holes into the city to let genocidal inhuman black creatures in.

As a quick aside fuck this entire show, an early season 1 episode sets up that Faunus see in the dark. Then when the Faunus heroes run into a warehouse full of Faunus terrorists they turn off the lights and escape because only the heroes count as Faunuses in the minds of the showruiners for that scene. God fucking damn it, it's like they wanted to ruin the show however they could. Momty wanted an excuse-plot about one-note characters in dumb fun cool fight scenes. Simple and clean and nearly impossible to fuck up. But it was fucked up by adding wannabe-mature David Cage's Become Human-tier "deep themes" like slavery, a leftist's retarded misconception-filled view of fascism, fucking school bullies and genocidal niggers in the same season, fake protagonists like Jaune and Oscar, and more. There are plenty of reasons to hate this show, but this one reason is a writing mistake shared with countless others these days...

"Racism" is used to emotionally signpost what characters you should and shouldn't like.

"racist" white characters like Cardin and the grey-haired midget in a mech are mean to catgirls for no reason. Cardin pulls bunnygirl ears in a heavily armed school of future heroes and nobody does anything to stop him because the audience wants the big payoff where Jaune stands up to his bully and he can't get that if Cardin actually has his legs broken. Meanwhile Grey Fly-Girl will sooner trust the girl who seemingly broke an innocent defeated opponent's legs live on tv for no reason, creating a wave of shocked sadness that attracted Grimm, before she trusts a fucking catgirl. And she never brings up how the catgirl used to work for a foreign terrorist organization that tried to genocide the country seasons 1-3 took place in at least twice and destroyed it during their second attempt.

Weiss forgives a Faunus for being an ex-member of a terrorist organization that killed many of Weiss's family members and made her live in fear her whole life, so she's a "good guy". Yang is in Lesbians with the same catgirl so she's a "good guy".

Same shit goes for Liberal beliefs in nonsense ideas.
"Martial law always bad" unless a leftist declares it, "election fraud always bad" unless a leftist does it", "political violence always bad" unless a leftist does it, and "redemption" only happens when you stop working for the villains and start working for the heroes hard enough to magic away all your sins and deserved jail time.

Ironwood suffers under mounting pressure, tries to save his nation and possibly others, has his own mind fucked with by a shit "superpower" that was revealed in directors commentary to make him hyperfocused on the wrong shit, declares martial law for stability's sake, tries to get his nation in the air on a deadline, hacks the election because "Robin Hill" the bootleg Robin Hood chick has no real plan for the nation or future, and he's villified because the show wants you to view this man as an evil desperate heartless fool losing his humanity in pursuit of the big picture even though the show's "heroes" did everything wrong.
He's a straight white male authority figure with the military, so he's "fascist" and therefore bad.

Ruby and pals, who betray him and babble platitudes about "choosing hope" and "choosing love" while forgiving that one nigeress who helped ruin Yang's reputation and life(tried to do so and succeeded for an episode or two then the authors forgot Yang should be universally reviled right now) and mindfucked her and helped destroy the country S1-3 took place in and killed countless innocents just because she feels guilty NOW and doesn't like her bosses or coworkers on Team CMEN (haha semen) is the "hero" because she's a straight white girl with "minority" friends and together they rebel against the "authority" by playing into Pussy Satan's hands.

>>4538
oh yeah lol i forgot the advice part

advice:

writing like RWBY will make your writing homosexual and retarded

Another wisdom:

Intelligent women do not exist, they are only normies skilled at memorizing trivia about Monty Python or Physics or whatever while aping the sound of intelligent people.
If intelligent women existed they would have obliterated feminism for the benefit of men and women long ago.
Women are herd animals and should be treated as such by government and man.

>>4539
Heres some advice.
Dont come to the advice thread with a hardcore rage boner about an anime, and then proceed to blog about it long past what could be considered 'embarrassing'. Theres a whole fucking board for anime.
But then that would involve caring and paying attention to the subject matter of the thread(?)/board(?) you're posting to, and youre far too important to be asked to be responsible, considerate, polite, having-mannars, etc., cuz its (you) right?

My advice: Nigel. Its been 5 years almost. Learn how to not be an eyesore/drain/leech/derailer. Learn how to read the room(thread). You allege youre not fapping, you have your diet on lock, and that youre lifting, yes?
Okay. Now apply yourself to not making people leave the site cuz they're tired of your shit. Hows about not derailing a thread with literal paragraphs of unrelated shit. Maybe, just maybe, stop acting like you have a pass to behave however you want whenever you want in whatever thread triggers a memory of pokemon or who-the-fuck-cares-what-else.
Pretty please, with sugar on top.

>>4539
This belongs in >>>/a/
>>4542
Why are you saging?

Comfort.

Fuck the shit writing advice leftists give out.
just saw one say "Don't pit women against women"
why? Because it'll supposedly "objectively make your story worse and cliched and problematic" and blah blah blah
god there were so many fucking wasted words wasted on this shit. he did that trick where the jew alternates between reminding you to believe X and telling you to think nonbelievers are bad and making up silly hypotheticals in which his premise isn't retarded.
actual why: he doesn't like seeing wimmin fight

So he expects everyone to care?

Fuck that.

What, does he want all stories to he "PC" shite like those marvel comics where ugly characters eat food because the author is hungry and then verbally jack each other off with generic sappy maudlin sacharrine pep talks (some call it "validation") all fucking day?

Fuck. That!

Rivals are necessary for a good story. At least 75% necessary if not fully 100%. Antagonists to crush and rivals to surpass drive stories not already driven by driven heroes. If the hero is passive, give him some characters to react to. Rivals give the hero something to strive for, another reason to better themselves, and rivals can also warn heroes what not to become if they're the kind corrupted by some sin like envy or lust or wrath.
If the hero needs to be fleshed out as a character, give him people to disagree with, argue with, come into conflict with. And if the hero's a chick taking the male role of the righteous hero on the hero's journey she will naturally have to have rivals worth a damn to be a good character with a good story.
Giving her a chick rival who's everything this girl isn't just seems obvious if you don't want to write her harming suspension of disbelief by rivalling and surpassing men with two feet and 120 pounds on her.
Scrappy underdog hero, rich oujo bitch protagonist.
Rebellious hero, system-supporting spoilt corrupt privileged rival bitch.
It writes itself.
So why is it so rare to see it done so well?
Seto Fucking Kaiba, Gary Motherfucking Oak, Jack Fucking Atlas, these were excellent male rivals.
Certainly better than Susgay Coochieha was post-Orochimaru.
Surely female ripoffs of these egotistical asshole rivals the audience wants knocled down a peg will work just as well.
Surely the audience won't simp for the women who laugh like Eggman and unironically want her to step on them.
Hell, how many generic bland boring female normies in trashy normie media are opposed by generic cruel evil bitchy "Mean Girls" schoolyard bullies for no reason?
"never pit women against women" is dogshit writing advice.
I fucking swear, leftists sometimes give out fake writing advice just to fuck with anyone listening because they want to sabotage potential competition.

Wisdom: don't trust leftist writing advice.

My advice is to buy a chainsaw and cut wood. A cord ('4x'8x"16) can sell for up to $350 and it takes very little time to cut and split. You can get it for free. It's how I get my "spending" money. Get out and sell you big, hard wood to bitches that need it hot and burning. You might even get to go out to a farm and pet ponies to your heart's content. I know I do. Hell, I even pet the cows, too. have hands; will pet.
Oh, and you're likely to get paid in cash which means less money for Tyrone's nigglets' welfare.

>>4556
Based Woodsman

>>4566
This is self-centered bullshit, tbh.
You can absolutely lose friends if you don't treat them well. Sure, a good friend will forgive their friend's flaws and shortcomings, but if you act abusive and inconsiderate and don't show that you appreciate someone or take them for granted, you can absolutely lose a person who was at some point your friend.

>>4593
True, but in a time of so much manipulation and deceit, to be self-centered might be what's needed to keep a safe perspective.

The faggot hates hearing "fuck faggots"
But what does he hate more? The truth.
Most faggoted men are just desperate horndogs who settled for girly men.
Most child molesters are homosexuals.
And gay women should not be allowed to adopt.

>>4622
This is only a healthy mindset if you yourself are able to admit when you're wrong, and don't just push away people who disagree.

>>4623
I think the meme describes narcissistic personalities.

>>4629
it just describes the average asperger haver

Flow.
[YouTube] FLOW - 3 Principles for Martial Arts & Life. [Embed]

>Purpose
Wise words from Nixon. This one surprised me.

It's important to not care what other people think, so long as one doesnt remain ignorant of what other people think

>>4322
>(the /sci/ guide is on a jewgle site take precautions.)
Not sure what that means, Neocities is so far away from Google that Google suppresses it in the page ranking. Also that page has zero JavaScript, zero images and does not use fonts from Google.

It takes only one line to correct bad graffiti.

>>4728
>wHat wORked iN tHA 30' iSn'T gOInG t0 w0rK tOdaY
Sure...

>>4729
It was ironic, m8.

>>4730
I know, am just refering to anons saying that following AH steps is not going to work in our current context, the joke being that i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related

>>4731
Do any of us really act like that?
You know how much the left loves false flags, it wouldn't surprise me if anyone on the right that ever seemed retarded online was actually a false flag.
It takes a high IQ to figure out for yourself what's wrong with libtardism and the jewish lies, after all.

>>4733
I don't think am following ya.

Some anons are simply skeptical about AH's methods, they don't think his strategy would work in today's terms.

And in case you mean this:
>i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related
No, they do not, i've seen plenty of retards in 4/pol/, but that's just on another level

He's so wise.
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Our enemies want to make everything legal for them and nothing good legal for us.
Would we really win fans if we wanted everything legal, good and bad?
The lolbertarian thinks his pro-weed pro-homosexuality stances will earn him followers a more open Natsoc couldn't. But what great victories were accomplished by his sort? Where are the gays with the balls to stand against Islam and reject the LGBTQ gay mafia? Why should we embrace gay rights if the gays will not embrace white rights?

>>4750
Easier said than done.

>>4797
Yup.

"I'm not feeling myself today".
To a white man, that means one isn't feeling like he usually does. Doesn't feel ready to be what he usually is. Could be an injury, sickness, exhaustion, anything could cause it. "He's feeling himself" means the opposite. He is his usual self. He is feeling like his usual self.

But to a nigger and in the non-language of niggerese, the phrase "He's feeling himself" means he's arrogant, cocky, ignorant, short-sighted, full of unjustifiable overconfidence and unwarranted feelings of invincibility from a lifetime of coddling and spoiling and pro-nigger lies. He lived his life on recruit difficulty yet he was told he conquered Ultra Nightmare mode. When a nigger says "He's feeling himself", whether he realizes it or not, he means he's being a nigger.