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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Anonymous
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>>17224
Clean your car anon
8.5/10
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>>17224
Drugs and alcohol. A messy dirty car.
>>>/ub/ faggot.
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Its Hitler's birthday, you know what to do
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Happy 4/20 fagguettes
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No.17939
>>17288
I don't like baguettes, sir.
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Not exactly drunken on alcohol, chance per say, alternatively high on liberty caps, 6 to be precise about 4 hours ago.
The visuals aren't as intriguing when compared to higher doses of these mushrooms, it's more of a body feeling mixed with dizziness, limbs feel fluent and free opposed to otherwise being sober. The feet aren't as coordinated and a sense of comfortable numbness lingers alongside the sensations, inside my mind I still retain some manners of comprehension but my environment is funnier than it ought or meant to be, ha ha ha. I guess that I'm thinking deeper about recent previous events than regularly.
I've had around 40 of these shrooms a couple weeks ago but this time it isn't as intense, my surroundings appear to glow rather than morph or move like they were a couple trips before, it was bewildering to lay witness upon such strange patterns turning into ambiguous symbols.
Groovy.
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>>18534
On the come down now, drank some black magic tea to revitalize myself.
Anonymous
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>>18534
>>18535
He he he
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
Anonymous
No.18658
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Drinking a very fine tequila ($60 in mexico, who knows in the us (easily 100/bottle) while making venison OK onion smashburgers (80/20, w/ beef fat) with a 1/4ea blend of Gruyere, Brie, Bleu, and Parmeseano reggie cheese slices
Fresh-baked kaiser rolls, toasted w/ avocado mayo, and
red onions instead of yellow (more robust, to balance venison)
Anonymous
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I've been drunk every time I posted on this site and I'm always drunk. This thread is now my property by right of virtue.
>>18658
Based venison and tequila anon. I hate to admit it, but tequila is my favorite clear liquor and it's superior to vodka. You can actually get really good "tequila" that's just given a generic name since some faggots in Mexico sue anyone who makes blue agave liquor and calls it "tequila". You can find decent stuff for $20 if you look hard enough.
Oh, and ground venison is great for chili. I try go hunting every year and I always cut and season my own venison. Stuff's great when ground and the backstrap and loins are delicious cooking.
>>18544
I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before. Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
t. Stereotypical Texan Anon
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>>18659
STFU lazy-kike-ass proto nigger. Get wasted in peace or gtfo
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>>18660
>pronto nigger
Whiter than you and I have more fun. Fight me, faggot. I have offered something of value to this thread, something you wouldn't understand, "nigger".
You're subhuman and non-white if you can't handle yourself under intoxicants. Suck my cock, pussy.
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>>18659
>I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before.
Typically, they tend to be edible rather than containing the psychedelic psilocybin constituent of the fungus which sprouts from that of sheep shit as opposed to horse crap. I've seen both of them myself from the Bovines and Equines feces by roaming fields in search of the delicacy and mucking out stables or moving mountains of pony fertilizer with pitchforks as well as shovels.
>Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
I wouldn't since they have no value in my eyes and the cleansing is more time consuming than obtaining far more appealing fungi, that and potentially ingesting the byproducts of horse defecation's which could be allowing worm eggs to fester in myself such as tapeworm or red worm.
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>>18662
I should say that I've only seen them in shit a higher altitudes in Texas. I meant, I have specifically seen musacaria on a few rare occasions.
Isn't the standard procedure to bake shrooms for a certain amount of time before ingesting them? Not like I would eat them directly out of livestock shit. I would genuinely appreciate any advice in this regard despite not being a ranch hand anymore.
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>>18661
Ive been ITT since '17 fgt, go fuck yourself about right of virtue, AND with your 'contributions'
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>>18664
Thanks for the educational reply, Anon.
>From a stable hand to ex ranch hand, I hope you understand what grows out of the land
From one former agricultural worker to another, I wish I did, too. I definitely wasn't trained by the best. I've sheered sheep before, but I never came across obvious Musacaria, Ironically.
>>18667
No ones cares about you autistic flex. As I've told you before; suck my cock.
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>>18668
And no one wants to hear your megalomaniacal bullshit. You can clearly post without being a faggot sometimes, I just wonder why you opt to faggot post at interval
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>megalomaniacal bullshit.
You mean blatant sarcasm? I assume you're referring to me jokingly saying this is my thread by right of virtue. Learn to recognize sarcasm or remain a belligerent faggot.
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>>18672
>megalomaniacal
>implying "mad with power"
>implying power
>On a Mongolian animal-husbandry forum
Lmao, wtf are you even talking about?
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>>18680
Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
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>>18680
Clearly, I tyrannically hold a great amount of power over Anon. I mean, just look at how ass-blasted he is by me saying the most innocuous thing.
>>18681
>Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
I'm trying to "act"? Act like what? Finish your statement and stop talking like a stupid nigger. You're not the autistic version of Patrick Swayze in horsefucker Road House. Better yet, maybe (You) should lay off the intoxicants since it's obviously having deleterious effect on (You), wigger.
>>18685
Thanks for the links, Anon. I didn't even know there was a wiki for this stuff. Then again, I've only ever had a passing interest in psychedelics.
>Sheep
I haven't sheared sheep too many times, but I was always doing it in West Texas or New Mexico. Both of which are very arid. Maybe that's part of it. All I know for sure is that some of them winked at me.
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>>18710
Horse bride.
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>>18711
>Marriage to a marvelous mare
Donec mors nos ex parte.
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>>18711
>pics
What a collection of hot mares.
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>>18715
Hotter than brimstone and lava, like the infernos of hell. A horses pussy burns on and on in the hotness of estrus.
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Some say you should never love a Horse Girl, as you will always be her third love at best after her daddy's money and her pets in that order.
The only kind of horse girl I'm interested in has hooves and is at least 50% nonhuman.
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>>18734
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>>18734
Close, needed one more > and a /
>>>/ub/4034 →
Bit youre not wrong about government regulations. They enacted those regulations "because they care about ensuring a safe work" yeah yeah, no one buys it. The regulations are in place because major corporations have been docked for having made MUCH WORSE violations, and in response lobbied for regulations that only larger corporations can afford to implement or operate under. I suppose I shoulda thrown a few ((()))'s in there, but you already know so.
Only real way around it afaik is to deal only in cash and by contract, but even that has its limits
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Women are stupid
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>>18752
>there is still a sliver of good in OSHA
whut
Have you talked to former OSHA employees? Have you seen what they are doing now? They always have been a weapon of destruction to demoralize businesses and keep fresh new businesses from even starting. OSHA is much more worse than the IRS.
I have friends who were visited by the IRS who was trying to claim they owed taxes because their deductions were too high. They show trash bags of receipts and are left alone. OSHA though?
Most businesses leave something simple out, like a garden hose uncoiled in the parking lot just so the OSHA guy will find that "small" thing right off and leave. Otherwise they hunt and hunt and hunt until they find something not quite perfect and suck your business bottom line right out from under you.

"OSHA has a shred of good" my ass.
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