/sp/ - Football

>>4016
This

I'm pretty baked right now.

A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.

Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>7307
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.

>>7309
That's enough. Put the bottle down...

>>7306
Cheers

>>7337
Cheers, and nice pali

>>7890
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.

>>7890
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional

I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.

how to stop being drunk every day

>>8218
Step 1
Put down the bottle

>>1193
Both.

I'm a filly, dude!

I just dropped 2 hits of acid.

>>8875
Have fun

>>8876
Holy shit man it is kicking in!

>>8780
>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!

And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too

>>8876
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.

>>8885
Drugs are overrated.

>>8878
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?

>>8886
and over priced.

>>8885
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.

Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.

>>9314
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.

>>9316
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.

>>9317
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless

>>9319
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.

I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?

>>9571
That depends on how superficial you are anon

I'm baked

>>9927
This

>>9927
>>9928
420'000 blazeed

>>1193
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?

When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.

Please help me.

>>9941
God I love me some whiskey.

>>9934
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.

Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.

>>9952
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.

Beer is good for you

>>9941
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.

I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.

I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.

>>9968
>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.