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Post drunk pones

Alcohol is haram!!!!

>>1197
Uhm, smoke weed?

>>1198
Mebe

>>1193
>high
Degenerate.

Drink is the real man's drug.
I would smoke so fast if it meant spending an evening with a qt grill. I don't even give a fuck. Give me a cuddly, talkative woman who is compelled by the weed to hold someone close, and love them; I'll be all over it. I'm lonely enogh to go for it

any drunken shitposters still up?

>>1206
Yo. Playing GTA online tho. Gotta get some cash. You know, just in case the next update is worth buying.

>>1206
I am
>>1207
I have GTA V

>>1207
nice, wish I still cared enough about GTA to pick up V.

>>1208
Fuck. I wish I hadn't spent the last 2 hours shitposting. Damn it all.

>>1204
I wud a stoner horse

3 lietsers of rum ftw tbhh

Drinking is yes

>>1813
Drinking is no for filly

I like the Jacksonville Jaguars, what do I do?

Another Friday night at home doing nothing. I want to blame my friends, but they are all pretty low-iq degenerate trash with the exception of the one, and my opinion of them probably shows through in my speech and mannerisms. Guess I'll just have to be autistic at home. I was gonna stop drinking at alone, but maybe one beer won't hurt... or a few, ya know.

>>1861
I just got baked myself. I spent all day in the car.

>>1818
drinking is always yes

>>1861
Get to know smarter people then make friends with them and their friends

>>1204
I don't know where the stoners have deep thoughts meme came from, when I got stoned I just laughed and felt everything in slow motion

>>1894
The first time I smoked weed was from a bong, with an experienced guy, he just wanted to chill and look at the sky but apparently i was talking too much so he ditched me (which he later apologised). I was already drunk as fuck, and it was 4am when we hit it, so i went back to my flat and on the way I got paranoid that I had split personality and that an evil version of me had done something to a car in the road. When I got back to my room I passed out and dreamed of a centipede that was the devil but also an angel.
Never touching drugs again.

>>1895
First time I took it It was a brownie, I hated it because I felt conscious but it was like I couldn't focus in anything, it was fun the first two hours, then I didn't want to be baked anymore but couldn't so i went home to sleep but I woke up 8 hours later and I was still baked for a few hours more.
It wasn't any good for me sadly

>>1895
That doesn't sound like any weed I've ever smoked. You sure it didn't have something in it?

>>1917
This is the sae response I get every time I tell this story. The guy I was with is in to harder shit than weed so maybe. But my friend who's been smoking weed for more than half a decade thinks it's either because I was so drunk, or because of underlying potential for mental health problems

>>1987
Unless it is something like schizophrenia I doubt weed alone would cause anything like that.

>>1998
Well I;m not scizophrenic, but apparently smoking too much weed can trigger that shit so maybe.
I mean I dont think it sounds that unusual, I didn't ACTUALLY have split personality, I just got paranoid that I did. And I was paranoid I'd done something bad when I hadnt.
And I have crazy dreams as it is when sober, so really a centipede thats the devil and also an angel isnt that weird. It's not like i was hallucinating or some shit.

>>2001
Still doesn't sound like pot alone and smoking one time isn't likely to cause anything like that.

>>2002
But theres examples of people smoking weed for the first time and having weird effects like being unable to move for a while and shit

>>2003
There's also a lot of examples of people putting shit in weed.

>>2003
What did it taste and smell like when you smoked it?

>>2004
I think he'd tell me if he had
>>2005
I don't remember, I was hammered, and it was a couple years ago now

>>2006
He might not of known.
How much did you smoke?

>>2016
I'm not really hip with the lingo, but I tried to smoke what I believe is commonly know as the "roach", with little effect. Then had 1 hit of the bong. He made me hold it in my lungs as long as I could and I had a bad coughing fit.

>>2157
That isn't a lot of weed. I think it is unlikely that triggered anything if it was just pot. Maybe you just sperged out.

I think I am getting tired of being drunk all the time

>>2197
Are you productive while you are drunk?

>>2197
Being drunk or high all the time sucks. Just drink or smoke on occasion so they don't lose their charm.

Is this a raid? This is the nicest raid I've ever seen. IDK if it even counts as a raid; maybe its a friendly false-flag?
IDEK whats going on, but today was a good day.

>>2323
A toast, to Anon making /sp/ great again!
R8 my drunklen recolor.

>>2336
>a toast
I accept no accolades; all credit to left-anon for being a dutiful, proper, and worthy faggot

>>2337
>Germans can't be drunk
U wotm8?

>>2346
t. Ahmed

>>2346
>German nationalist not celebrating the October festival
Wtf? All the krauts crawl out of the woodwork in October, here in the U.S.
How badly has Germany changed since my grandparents moved from there, drinking-wise?