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Occupied Equestria
Anonymous
bdwcn
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No.81000
81004 81006 81341
Occupied Equestria: set six years after season 6, it presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while an Equestrian splinter colony - soured to Princesses notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestruan Southlands, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and even ancient necormancers and dark gods threaten the city and the surrounding regions. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

In this latest episode, the crew has united once again, and returned in full to the catacombs under the Curwhinny farm. What old secrets they will unearth, whether they will survive without being turned into undead monsters... whether Silver will ever get paid... will be determined in this thread.
1770 replies and 52 files omitted.
xQFNJ
?
No.82425
82426 82427 82432
[1d20+2 = 22]
>>82424
And punch
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82426
>>82425
Top kek

xQFNJ
?
No.82427
>>82425

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82428
82431
>>82424
"Oh, he'll be fine. He just got the wind knocked out of him."

That 10 damage probably would have really hurt like a bitch though. Ouch.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82429
82430
>>82421
Wait a sec, your first roll was a 4 total, how did one of the punches hit? My AC is 10

Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82430
82431
>>82429
Because there was a second punch. Read the thread
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82431
82434 82436
>>82430
So you rolled sneak attack damage and unarmed damage both at once?
>>82428
Iron now feels the sucker punch. He grunts for a bit. "Good. He is a good pony, to be sure. I do not know why he looked to fight with me."
xQFNJ
?
No.82432
82435
[3d6 = 9]
[1d3 = 1]
>>82425
Rolling to confirm
xQFNJ
?
No.82433
82435 82458
[1d20+2 = 5]
Fuck me, that was damage. Rolling confirmation
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82434
82438
>>82431
And Iron has won an additional 10 damage, for 20 damage total. But they are even now
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82435
82436 82438
>>82432
>>82433
How rude of her.
Iron has been knocked out by Skies because who else would have sucker punched Iron, making him fall on top of Dark Star with a solid thud.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82436
82439
>>82431
"He wasn't dissuaded by the odds. It's admirable, really. There's no honor in only fighting battles that you're sure you'll win."
>>82435
And then he falls on his face right in front of her...
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82437
>>82417
"See what I mean?"

C3j7I
?
No.82438
82440
[1d20+2 = 10]
>>82434
"Hmm. Fair punch."
>>82435
Strength: Silver tries to roll Iron off of Star. "Let me just...help you with that, Star."
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82439
82441
>>82436
“There is no intelligence in fighting a battle you are sure to lose.”
Skies says with utmost contempt and disgust
“It’s funny, I never took you for the type to see fighting as noble”
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82440
>>82438
>fair
>sucker punch
Choose one
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82441
82450
>>82439
"There's no shame in two stallions exchanging friendly blows in a match." She says, as she dusts off Iron and pulls out another beetle shell
"So long as they're not wounding each other and they fight in good faith, it's nothing more than a show of strength."
7aT9u
?
No.82442
82443 82447
[1d20+5 = 6]
Rolling for beetle dust
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82443
>>82442
Fuck!
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82444
82445 82446
i gtg for a little bit
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82445
>>82444
See ya
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82446
>>82444
Sure.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82447
82448
>>82442
Sister Ash accidentally drops the whole beetle into Iron's nostril.

"...Whups..."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82448
82449
>>82447
Iron feels painful strecthing of his nostril. He groans in pain.
7aT9u
?
No.82449
82451 82452 82454
[1d20+5 = 8]
>>82448
"Ummm.. let's try something else."
Rolling to ressucitate
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82450
82452 82456 82470
>>82441
“My brother was brain damaged at an early age because of a joust that permanently harmed his faculties. Now, I have no more love for that son of a bitch than he ever showed for me. But I know a waste when I see one.

Do you realize what you egged on here? These two are not going to be in any position to rescue foals from a child predator. Do you understand that? Your ‘fun’ has doomed at least two foals to another night of molestation.

What a fucking waste”
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82451
82454
>>82449
Silver just look at Sister Ash. "If you want help, just say so."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82452
82453
>>82450
Nevermind the fact that Skies literally ensured that one of the ponies got knocked out.
>>82449
Iron does not feel resucitated. He just thinks about mares in his confused haze.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82453
82457 82460 82461
>>82452
He fucking deserved it
7aT9u
?
No.82454
82455 82461
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>82449
........
Let's try that again.

>>82451
This.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82455
82461
>>82454
That outta do it.
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82456
>>82450
"I have to agree. I don't even remember how we got into this position of brawling each other. Maybe the smoke damaged our brains more than we gave it credit for."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82457
82459 82461 82463
>>82453
Dark Star unironically asked for it though.
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82458
82459 82460 82462 82463
>>82433
Still a dick move to complain about them clobbering each other when you clobbered one of them.

"So now what?"
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82459
82463
>>82458
I don’t care

>>82457
I am aware
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82460
>>82458
I'm not sure why that linked that one instead of this one
>>82453

Iron
41OWR
?
No.82461
82467
>>82453
I'm not saying he didn't, but if you're going the 'it's a waste of time to kick eachother's asses' route, don't kick a pony's ass before that.
>>82455
>>82454
Iron now feels conscious again. He groans for a bit, rubbing the back of his neck. "What just entered my nose?"
>>82457
Also this and the fact I explicitly asked for Skies' permission to brawl with Star,
which got little to no response from Skies in the long run. In fact you encouarged it when Iron was beaten up already.


Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82462
82464 82466
>>82458
"Well, if we are all done beating snot out of each other, I believe there are foals that need saving."
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82463
82466 82468
>>82458
"The mission should continue. It is a stealth and diplomacy focused situation. We still have you as our back up. We need to at least attempt to go forward."
>>82457
>>82459
"Where is this target holding the foal, or do we even know?"
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82464
82465 82469
>>82462
"Since we did we switch to that instead of rekilling skeletons?"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82465
>>82464
"After somepony set fire to books and filled tunnels with carbon monoxide. It is on hold until we get gas masks."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82466
>>82462
>>82463
Iron nods. "Agreed. We need to think up a plan of action. Anyone has any info on Burgher to exploit?"
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82467
82475 82476
>>82461
The pacifist nun shouldn’t be promoting violence that harms the team, and Iron took a healing potion and then changed the rules where he would take the attacks of opportunities in the second fight, hence why Skies was uncertain. Because the circumstances of the fight were different than those which were anticipated
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82468
>>82463
>Backup
Onyx nods in understanding
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82469
>>82464
"Since the smoke has put any exploration on hold. And I think we can stop for the sake of the foals, don't you?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82470
82471 82475
>>82450
Sister Ash crosses her arms in discontent.
"We weren't going anywhere together so long as the old stallion over there was done catching his breath. They were not having a bout with any intent to do permanent damage to one another. I didn't encourage them; I only helped set the terms for a decision they'd already made themselves." She says, as Iron slowly wakes up

Her eyes narrow as she finishes speaking, in an expression that seems to scream "no u".
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82471
82472 82473 82474 82475 82476 82478
>>82470
"..." Silver looks down, his ears falling limp to the sides of his head. "...I am not that old..."
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82472
82478 82483
>>82471
I pat Silver on the back.
"Don't listen to the Kirin."
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82473
82478 82483
>>82471
Onyx also pats the old man on the back
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82474
82483
>>82471
“You’re okay, don’t listen to her”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82475
82477 82483
Ocelot!!!.jpg
>>82467
Eh, sparring is not really hurting anyone in the long run tbh, specially with hooves. That is only true in games though.
Iron looks at Skies calmly while he stands up. "Do you have anything on Comte, Skies? A routine, some vices to exploit. Any information counts."
>>82470
Iron bows to Ash after waking and standing up. "I thank you for your efforts, Ash."
>>82471
"You are pretty good." He points his hooves at Silver like pic related.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82476
82478 82481 82483
>>82467
She didn't promote it, she just suggested the loser should do community service. If you didn't catch my drift, the 48 hours community service thing was actually supposed to discourage Dark Star (because that's a full week's worth of unpaid labor); because she thought the match was dumb, but still respected their descision.
>>82471
She bows respectfully.
"Pardon my words. I meant ' more experienced'." she says,
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82477
82478
>>82475
“I can check with headquarters”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82478
82479 82483
>>82477
"How long until you obtain the information? We could wait at the Eastside Tavern if it takes too long."
>>82476
>>82472
>>82471
>>82473
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82479
82483
>>82478
"What do you say, everyone?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82481
82484
>>82476
And I would like to say that Skies is being a total hypocrite aright now because of that last succer punch; but I consider Sister Ash to be above ad homenim, so she's holding her tongue.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82482
82487
>>82480
And Ash is a fucking hypocrite for calling dueling honorable after fucking assaulting Skies for suggesting it
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82483
82489
>>82472
>>82473
>>82474
>>82475
This all certainly does help to lift his spirits.
>>82476
"Ah, it is all the same. I suppose I am getting up there in age."
>>82478
>>82479
"It is where I live, so more likely than not I will already be there."
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82484
82485 82488
>>82481
“Pacifist nun” wants to be the one to drop the handkerchief
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82485
82486
>>82484
"Shall we wait for you at the bar while you get that information, or should we go ahead and scout out areas of interest?"
Onyx
u289Y
?
No.82486
>>82485
Onyx realizes his best choice is to serve drinks, cause he can't scout or be a diplomat.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82487
82491
>>82482
Dueling =/= sparring

Dueling is a vengeful act, that ends in actors killing or seriously wounding one another: It's a lethal match.
Sparring is two combatants exchanging blows in a show of skill, without intent to kill: it's a nonlethal match.

If they had suggested shooting eachother or swordfighting or otherwise fighting to the death, Sister Ash surely would have stopped them. And she only melted Blue's gun because she insisted on shooting or being shot.

And I'd say that in-character, but Sister Ash doesn't believe Blue would understand even if she did.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82488
>>82484
She's an ex-monk. She watched spars every day back at her temple, even if she didn't participate. Monks would beat each other up in practice, and then they'd shake hooves and drink tea together.

And to set the record straight, Sister Ash is really only a pacifist until she isn't: it's supposed to be an ironic twist that she's just slightly bipolar when it comes to that, which leaves room for her turning into an enraged arsonist every now and then. She isn't lawful, she's neutral. I wasn't bteying to play a perfect character without flaws, just one with good intentions.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82489
82490 82492 82502
>>82483
Sister Ash gives another bow.
"Age is nothing to be ashamed of. It's natural. Getting older only means a pony has more wisdom to share." She says

"Anyway, so long as you're recovering, it shouldn't matter if those two tassle with one another. It would be better off if we avoided hustle or direct confrontation for today, and devoted the rest of the day to gathering our resources and information. I would like to have a word with the church about what I've heard today, and I would love to meet you tomorrow morning or this evening with a plan for what our next step is."
She bows so hard her nose touches the grass
>*Respect for elders intensifies*
"Words cannot express how much I appreciate the help from all of you in this endeavor of mine. I do not have any means to compensate you for your noble service, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart." She says, addressing the entire group
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82490
>>82489
Iron chuckles. "Do not think anything of it, Ash. It is only natural to help a kind mare like yourself."
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82491
82494 82496
>>82487
Shut the fuck up, stop playing semantic bullshit by making up properties of “sparing” versus duels,” and stop pissing me off
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82492
82502
>>82489
Silver rolls his eyes and chuckles at the extreme lengths Ash is going to to try to show respect. "I do not know what help I can be to you, but if there are foals in danger, I will do all I can to help them."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
IEoNB
?
No.82494
82495 82498
>>82491
Alright, the difference to me here here is, Iron and Dark Star weren't trying to kill eachother in this case. That, and Silver had already been reduced to zero hp, so it wasn't any further inconvenience for the party if they (willingly) took nonlethal damage, from my perspective.

Both in and out of character, I think there's a big difference if one of the PCs' life is on the line. I guess it isn't my decision to make, concerning what is the most indisputably righteous thing to do, though. I just acted in the way that I thought my character would.

If I caused a serious problem, I'm sorry. I can't justify everything I've done here.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82495
82496 82498
>>82494
.....................

I can see now that I've fucked up. I thought it would just be a bit of fun, but now I see that things have gone beyond the pale. Idk what else I can say about this matter, but I'm sorry.

And please, know that I have a certain degree of detachment from my character. What she believes do not necessarily refect my own beliefs. What she thinks is good doesn't necessarily match my own moral compass, but a persona I created for her. And most importantly, her attitudes and interactions with player characters do not reflect my own attitudes towards their players: please don't take things personally if something she does or says feels offensive, because it's never, ever my intention to jab at player.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82496
82497 82498
>>82495
>>82491
if we are being honest here, its my fault.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82497
82498
>>82496
Nah, I actually thought it was pretty funny what he did.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82498
82499
>>82495
>>82494
I hope he's okay.
>>82496
It's not your fault. It's all the PCs fault. We have disappointed the god with our shenanigans. Also this >>82497

Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82499
>>82498
PCs as in all of the players for our actions and inactions
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82500
82501 82502 82503
Alright, I’m back
The Pegasus exits stage left, and characters can decide what they want to do next
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82501
82508
>>82500
Dark Star picks himself up off the ground and goes to the Eastside Tavern
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82502
82503
>>82500
That's ominous.
>>82489
Iron puts on his leather belt, armor pieces and equips his shield. He then picks up all possible jars he can. "Alright, you said you wanted to go to a church in order to put these souls to rest. Shall we go there?"
If you do not respond in 30 minutes, I'll assume that you went to bed.
>>82492
Iron motions Silver to carry any remaining jars there are in the vicinity.
Same goes to you, although it's less likely.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82503
82504 82505 82506 82508 82516
>>82502
Still Barely awake.

>>82500
Iron watches Blue fly off with a frown for a few minutes, before deciding that there's little she can do to amend the situation at this point.

>>82502
She formally says good by to each of the remaining PCs, and leaves with Iron to deliver the jars to the church.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82504
>>82503
Iron nods and follows her, making sure there are no remaining jars left behind. "We will meet up at the bar with you guys later when we finish this." He calls out as he leaves.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82505
82506 82508 82516
>>82503
Also, didn't notice but
>Iron watches Blue... little she can do
Iron is now genderbent and kirinized.

Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82506
82507
>>82503
>>82505
>samefag
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82507
>>82506
Kek. I wish I could know how magic works as well as Ash's player does.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82508
82509 82510 82520
>>82501
It is so

>>82503
Assuming she recallls the location of the Cathedral of Saint Eligius, it is so

>>82505
It is so


Iron
41OWR
?
No.82509
82511
>>82508
I chuckled.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82510
82512
>>82508
he goes inside
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82511
82513
>>82509
The sad part is, Iron's player had no idea the GM was serious.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82512
82514
>>82510
Alright. It doesn’t really look much different than the last few times, although naturally there are more ponies there than there were in the early morning
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82513
82515 82517
>>82511
I-is he actually? Nothing's impossible when the GM says it is.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82514
82518
>>82512
Dark Star Walks over to the bar pony
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82515
>>82513
*says it.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82516
82519
>>82505
>>82503
I fucked up

*Sister Ash watches Blue fly off
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.82517
82519
>>82513
You never can tell with this group of anons. Sometimes just making it though basic conversation can be a challenge.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82518
82524
>>82514
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite partial stake investor”
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82519
82521
>>82516
Do you want to continue? We seem to have reached our destination.
>>82517
Oh no, not basic conversation! *thunder in the distance*
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82520
82522 82525
>>82508
I think she would.
She would go to where she thinks she could find a funeral minister.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82521
82525
>>82519
It's 1:30 AM, and I really should go to bed...
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82522
82523
>>82520
Where would she believe she could find a funeral minister?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82523
82525 82526 82527
>>82522
At a church, temple, or other holy place.
She's already done the eulogies, she's just looking for someone who can show her to an appropriate place to scatter the ashes.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82524
82526
>>82518
"i just got my flank kicked, can i get a double whiskey?"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82525
>>82521
It depends on your priorities like finishing this whole jar business now or tomorrow in the afternoon. Don't push yourself or you'll act dumb.
>>82520
>>82523
Iron follows her.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82526
82527 82531
>>82524
He looks at Dark Star
“Well, you do kind of look like it. A double whiskey coming right up”

>>82523
I take it she’s looking for the priestess?

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82527
82528 82529
>>82523
She believes that scattering cremation remains is a ceremonial practice, but she's unaware of pony customs regarding where it is okay to scatter them (since you can't just do it in the middle of a city).
>>82526
Yeah. That's who I was looking for.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82528
82529
>>82527
She looks at the jars of blue salt, with a kind of horrified confusion
“What are these?”
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82529
82530
>>82527
Tl;dr, I have a lot of jars and idk what to do with them all at once, so I'm looking for someone who's job it is to deal with this.
>>82528
Sister Ash responds with a morbid expression.
"They're ponies. Trapped, tortured, and descrated. I retrieved them in this state from the depths of Curwinney's farm. That wretched, evil, necromancer did this to them." She says, looking over the jars
"He did something vile to them, so they were unable to pass into the next life by themselves, and they've been suffering alone for who knows how long. I have done what I could to repose them formally, bit their torment won't be completed until their remains are properly scattered."
She looks at the mare
"Can I beg your service, in finishing their funeral? I would have reposed them myself, but my knowledge of proper Equestrian morticianism is limited."
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82530
82533
>>82529
Her eyes are wide and her mouth well open
“I can...

Let me go get help”

She runs off, and eventually comes back with both Father Maren and Slow Burn. Slow Burn, for the first time, is stilled and the joyful smile wiped right off his face as he is told that the jars contain “ponies”

Father Maren: “Good Celestia, what did that stallion do here?”
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82531
82532
>>82526
Dark Star rubs his stomach
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82532
82542
>>82531
Uh, I take it this means he is hungry?
7aT9u
?
No.82533
82534 82535 82536
[1d20+9 = 23]
>>82530
"It seems to have been an extensive process to trap the would of the deceased. Necromancy was used in the process, other types of auras were mixed in as well. Copious amounts of embalming agents were used as material components for the practice, and he jars appear to be an arcane focus to hold the powers together." Sister Ash says, communicating her hypotheses
"I do not know what motivated that evil creature to put them in this state, or why he stored them together in such quantities, but it was certainly a most sinister ambition."

And fuck it, Spellcraft check, to see if whatever this is has a name.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82534
>>82533
*Souls of the deceased
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82535
82536 82537
>>82533
Nothing more than “essential salts” comes to mind

“I can safely say I have never seen anything like this before. Great Celestia, there must be dozens of these jars. I will call an expert in Canterlot, and see if there are any special procedures needed”
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82536
82539
>>82533
>>82535
I took a shower, so I'm going to just assume Silver helped you two with carrying the jars like Iron requested earlier.
"Knowledge, I am afraid. And loss. He was looking for ways to resurrect his family -- his wife and foals -- after they had all died from plague. Dug up remains of long dead ponies who might have had knowledge he had so sought, and cremated them using mixture of herbal solutions and arsenic, while chanting incantations to bind their souls to their ashes."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82537
82538 82539
>>82535
>Tfw Druids don't get any of the convienient abjurations and utilities Clerics do.

"... I've done what I can.. I've been listening to them, speaking to them, preparing her for the next life. They were long-overdue for their eulogies."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82538
>>82537
If a bunch of 4th graders without class levels can match my highest level of summoning, then I hope Sister Ash can at least make a tiny bit of difference by praying 'n shieet.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82539
82540 82541
>>82536
“Well, that would explain the why... and part of the how... now we need to break this curse and reverse this ambonible process”

>>82537
“Judging from the statement of your friend here, it sounds like many of them have already had eulogies”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82540
82543 82544 82546
>>82539
Iron cocks his head. "Eulogies? So are the souls gone from the jars, then? That is what it means, right?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82541
>>82539
*Checks definition of 'eulogy' one more time*
..I may have been using this term incorrectly...
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82542
82544
>>82532
yea
"hey do you sell food too?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82543
82544 82545 82546
>>82540
"No. They're still there. Their remains need to be reposed before they can leave."
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82544
82545 82546 82547 82548
>>82542
He ponders the question
“As of now, we only have peanuts. It we could expand to sell food as well, if I can make that back room into a kitchen”

>>82540
>>82543
“The souls are ‘tied’ to the salts, shall we say, ms. Dragon lady”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82545
82550
>>82543
>>82544
"Oh. Sorry." Iron bows lightly, a bit uncomfortable.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82546
82550
>>82540
>>82543
>>82544
"I can confirm, their souls are very much still contained in these jars. From what I understand, it is still possible to summon corporeal apparition of pony these ashes come from. How, I am not so sure of."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82547
82550
>>82544
"hmmmm how much would that cost to turn it into one?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82548
82549 82550
>>82544
"It's interesting.. normally, we salts such as this are used to prevent the spread of decadence and repell impure creatures. But in this case, it's being used to hold back the life force of s pony. An inward-facing saltine, you could call it."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82549
>>82548
*Saltline
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82550
82552 82566 82576
>>82546
>>82545
>>82546
“I believe the process uses the corporeal essence of the corpse to mimic the bond of flesh and soul, so that the spiritual essence of the deceased is recalled to the salt when summoned”

>>82547
“Hard to say... perhaps 1000 for all renovations”

>>82548
“You don’t understand. These are not salts added, these salts are the corpses, after treatment with certain acids”
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82551
82553 82554 82555
I cannot for the life of me figure out what evocation spell uses salt as a matrial component and creates an affect such as this. I have no idea how to solve this as of now.
Alright, it's 2:30; now I need to go to bed.

Goodnight.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82552
82555
>>82550
"if i come into some more money ill fund it."
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82553
82554
>>82551
I'll follow your steps and go to bed as well. Night Ash, and everyone else.
Silver (OOC)
C3j7I
?
No.82554
>>82551
>>82553
I guess I'll head to bed as well. Goodnight everyone.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82555
82556 82557
>>82552
He laughs slightly
“Now that would be very welcome”

>>82551
It’s because I got it out of an HP Lovecraft novel and not the SRD
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82556
>>82555
Oh.
The Evocation aura threw me off.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82557
82558 82559
>>82555
Gibe More H.P lovecraft
>>82555
"would you give me some peanuts?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82558
>>82557
This.
Anonymous
xQFNJ
?
No.82559
82560 82561
>>82557
Well shit, if you don’t mind more blatant lovecraft rip offs, I had a quest based on a different lovecraft short story imagined, but Ash never took the hook

“Sure, I can get you peanuts”
Glistening Glass pushes over a bowl of peanuts to Dark Star
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82560
>>82559
Did it involve the books?
>>82559
Dark Star eats the peanuts and drinks the shot
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82561
82562
>>82559
>Ash never took the hook
If it was there, I did not see it even in the least bit. Now I wish I had known...

Plots involving lovecraftian horrors sound fun though, especially if it includes killing some Eldritch abominations. It's definitely something a Druid would be committed to. I actually based Sister Ash's background in part in the Gatekeeper Druids from Eberron, who dedicated their lives to suppressing in the lovecraftian abominations of Xoriat (Beholders, mindflayers, and other Aberrations and outsiders). Aberrations and undead are unnatural creatures, and Druids despise them, so some spooky lovecraftian shit to purge from the world sounds like a fun call to action.

Also, Lords of Madness, and the Eberron books have some pretty awesome mechanics and suggestions for lovecraftian villains, plots and monsters. The Book of Vile Darkness has a lot of cool ideas for evil villains, rituals, black magic and cults too; and a lot of contextual tips on creating genuinely evil creatures and characters. You can find all of the PDFs online, if you're interested.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82562
82564
>>82561
I sure hope Iron can punch it without any fuss.
Silver (OOC)
C3j7I
?
No.82564
82565
>>82562
Well, you managed to punch Silver and Star just fine enough, so I'm sure you'll manage.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82565
82566
>>82564
>implying creatures that are beyond normal comprehension can just be punched like normal ponies do unless magic is involved
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82566
82567 82574
>>82565
I mean, has anyone actually tried punching them?
>>82550
"You would know better than I. All I know is that process is simple enough for non-magic users to summon spirit, and similar to dispel them. Perhaps it is as simple as exposing ashes to open air, then resealing them in jar once you are finished."
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82567
82568
>>82566
Eh, that's true. Iron could be the first to find out.
Silver (OOC)
C3j7I
?
No.82568
82569
>>82567
Iron the God Puncher. Has a ring to it.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82569
82570
>>82568
We'll see if he can pierce a god's AC, but it does sound good.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82570
82571 82572
21b8db3c772ee225f453e3caf98d8837.jpg
>>82569
You have a 5 percent chance at absolutely succeeding anything action you attempt.
Gods aren't a joke though, even in RPGs.

I'm working on the stats for discord as a minimum level deity, and holy draconequius, he's already practically invincible.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82571
>>82570
Don't worry. I won't attack gods just because I can, but I will try if push comes to shove.
Feel sorry for Iron if that's the case.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82572
82573 82577
>>82570
Unless there is an anti-magic field
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82573
82576
>>82572
So long as plot demands.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82574
82575
>>82566
He looks a little surprised
"You tried it?"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82575
82578
>>82574
He shakes his head no. "Not in legitimate attempt, no. I did almost manage to, while disturbing ashes yesterday, but they settled before they could fully form."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82576
82578
>>82573
*suppresses urge to go on a rant about the later seasons' lack of plot consistency*

Anyway, I'm free for the rest of the day.

>>82550
Sister Ash nods in acknowledgement.
"So.. How should the remains be handeled?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82577
82578
>>82572
"Do you have any of that potato alcohol?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82578
82579 82580 82581
>>82575
Father Maren looks more than a little disturbed by this

>>82576
"For that, I need to make a phone call"

>>82577
"Why yes. Yes we do"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82579
82582
>>82578
"Very well then."

What time of day would it be?
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82580
82582
>>82578
"get me some of that with milk in it."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82581
82582
>>82578
"At least I did not try to lick them." Silver, somehow, manages to say this with a straight face.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82582
82583 82584 82585
>>82581
This leaves his mouth open

>>82579
Like 2 PMish or something

>>82580
"Let me see if I have any fresh"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82583
82586
>>82582
Silver continues to have a straight face.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82584
82586
>>82582
Noted
Sister Ash bows politely, and allows the stallion the time it take for him to take care of his business.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82585
82586
>>82582
"i hope so."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82586
82587 82588 82589
>>82583
>>82584
Father Maren Disappears to the back and is gone a little longer than would be expected. Sundew remains in there a bit uneasy. Slow Burn is more than a little uneasy, until he starts asking questions
"So you saw, like, Zombies?"

>>82585
"You're in luck! It hasn't expired yet"
He pours the milk into the Vodka
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82587
82590
>>82586
"Yes, in addition to skeletons. There are many we still have to slay, though matters out of our control have forced us to delay."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82588
82590
>>82586
"Ghasts." She replies
"And a rather large skeleton.."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82589
82590
>>82586
"Thank you mr.glass."
How Sore is Dark Star?
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82590
82591 82593 82597
>>82589
Really fucking sore and also pretty tired

>>82588
>>82587
His eyes widen
"Cool! So you like had to fight off hordes and chop their heads off?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82591
82592
>>82590
"Hey Do you have rooms here?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82592
82594
>>82591
"Well... Yes"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82593
82595
>>82590
"We did did precisely that, among other things..." Sister Ash replies, although clearly less enthusiastic about it than the pony, for multiple reasons
"It wasn't pleasant."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82594
82596
>>82592
"How much for one?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82595
82597 82599
>>82593
He puts his hooves together as if to say 'very good point'

"But was it cool?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82596
82598
>>82594
"For you, free for today"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82597
82600
>>82590
Silver smiles at him. His youthful excitement is a nice change of pace from what he's used to. "It is not exactly like zombie novels you have read, I am afraid. Though there is horde of undead in lower levels of catacombs, I am not sure I would want to face them all at once."
>>82595
Silver gets a semi-mischievous grin on his face. "I suppose one could call it 'cool', if your definition of cool is facing certain death in close combat against rotting, shambling, soulless undead whose only desire is to consume living flesh."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82598
82600
>>82596
Dark Star drinks his white stalliongrader
"Thanks i need a rest. which one is it?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82599
>>82595
The foreign mare seems slightly confused by the pony's choice of words
"I don't know what you mean by that.. but it was certainly an exhilarating experience.."
Her tone darkens
"In each of the four rooms those jars layed in, there were about a dozen screaming ghasts imprisoned in deep pits.. I spent the majority of my time torching their flesh and bashing their skulls in until their bodies ceased to shamble.. It was agonizing work, but it had to be done..."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82600
82601 82603 82604
original.gif
>>82598
He smiles at him, and points to a door to Dark Star's left
"Through the door, up the stairs. You can take the first room"

>>82598
>>82597
"eeeee!"

"Go on..."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82601
82602
>>82600
I'll assume that was for me.
"Deeper in.. there was a rather large skeleton.. the reanimated remains of a Chimera, that was probably captured for experientation.. It took some effort to fell, but it went down rather quickly.." she trails off
"At that point, I was absolutely furious.."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82602
82605
5f89923294258e2011ef1fda58bc3d55e4d29f6d0344d1159dc983a656837e73.png
>>82601
"And! And!"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82603
82606
>>82600
Dark Star pays for his drink and thanks glimmering glass then goes to the room
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82604
82606
>>82600
With a further smile, Silver recounts the tale of the battle with 'The Sarge', describing the unsightly appearance and smell of the former EDF soldier turned zombie, the harrowing fight as Silver rushed in to keep the monster away from his companions, the pain as the ghast tore into his flesh with teeth and hooves both, the exhilaration as he swung both hammer and greatsword at it, trying desperately to bring it down, and the final strike that felled The Sarge for good, putting a final end to the long-tormented soul.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82605
82606
>>82602
"And.. I was so angry.. I kind of set the place on fire.. a little bit.." she mutters, fidgeting sheepishly
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82606
82607 82608 82610
36c18e2b6f3ad4a6b7fe2a07c0cf950733050831a36dc4ac32eda783ca215701.gif
>>82603
It is rather austere, lacking the elegant bedsheets, the dressers, the size, and the curtains of the Grand Baltimare Hotel. there is one chest and a simple bed, with simple wooden floors

>>82604
>>82605
He looks back in expressions of horror, anxiety, and above all, excitement over triumph
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82607
82609 82611
>>82606
Sister Ash looks embarrassed, uncomfortable, and mostly tired.
"... All in a day's work.."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82608
82611
>>82606
Silver raises his foreleg to show where The Sarge had bit him, the fur not having grown back yet allowing him to see the bite mark. "All in all, it was tough fight. Helped me to learn ways to better deal with these ghasts."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82609
82636
Wd2FaF2.png
>>82607
Also, she's still covered in extrordinarily bright and shining golden armor, I case anyone forgot.

I g2g for a bit.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82610
82611
>>82606
"Reminds me of the old house..."
dark Star puts his saddle bag in the chest then he gets in the bed and tries to go to sleep
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82611
82612 82614 82642
29edf274eb0b8e6ebfd07c90964eefaa.jpg
>>82607
>>82608
Slow Burn looks over in deep amazement, before saying "So cool! Eeeee!"

Sundew ranges from embarrassed, to an 'oh you' expression, to irritation from Slow Burn's behavior

>>82610
Roll
Pvx4Q
?
No.82612
82613
[1d20 = 3]
>>82611

Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82613
82616
>>82612
Oh He's definitely tired and sore. But he hasn't fallen asleep just yet
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82614
82615
>>82611
"Though, there was one issue during fight. One of my companions lost grip of their pistol as it fired, and bullet ricocheted around room into it came and hit me in a-...hit me in rear." Silver just barely manages to catch himself swearing. He gives Sundew a look suggesting that Slow Burn's still young yet, so this sort of thing is to be expected from time to time.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82615
82617
>>82614
"Somepony shot you in the rump?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82616
82618
>>82613
"this is terrible. i cant sleep."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82617
82618
>>82615
He nods. "On accident, of course. But yes, I got shot in rump."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82618
82619 82620
>>82616
Roll again to try again

>>82617
He gives a contemplative expression for a number of seconds, before going to a different subject

"And this evil necromancer kept the souls of ponies in jars!"
Pvx4Q
?
No.82619
82621
[1d20 = 17]
>>82618

Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82620
82622
>>82618
He nods. "These very same jars."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82621
82623
>>82619
And falls right the fuck to sleep
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82622
74vFxnJ.png
>>82620
"Woah!"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82623
82624
>>82621
Dark Star snores up a storm
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82624
82625 82634
>>82623
And what dreams may come....

Dark Star sees a crib in a house with two beautiful foals in them.

The first, a light blue earth pony with all her father's edginess and mother's bitchiness. The second, a white, blue eyed colt with expressions of courage and adventure
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82625
82626
>>82624
Dark Star picks them up
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82626
82627
>>82625
The little colt gives a soft coo, and the little blue filly tries to resist being picked up
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82627
82628
>>82626
Dark Star tickles the filly and then pats the colt