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Occupied Equestria
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81000
81004 81006 81341
Occupied Equestria: set six years after season 6, it presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while an Equestrian splinter colony - soured to Princesses notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestruan Southlands, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and even ancient necormancers and dark gods threaten the city and the surrounding regions. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

In this latest episode, the crew has united once again, and returned in full to the catacombs under the Curwhinny farm. What old secrets they will unearth, whether they will survive without being turned into undead monsters... whether Silver will ever get paid... will be determined in this thread.
1770 replies and 59 files omitted.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81819
>>81817
So long as Onyx isn't playing, we may as well tie him up in a bundle and carry him around wherever we want, until he gets back.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81820
81821 81826
>>81818
"Sometimes a bit disruption is necessary, for the growth of a herd."
I was going to say "a people", but herd seemed more appropriate.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81821
>>81820
Iron leans on Ash and whispers. "How should we deal with the mademares? I got some information on their interests that could potentially increase the odds of negotiation for the foals."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81822
81826
>>81818
"i Dont want to have to do it."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81823
81824 81825 81826
>>81818
>Imperialism
"The Changelings' reckless expansionism is certainly cause for concern. In recent decades, they've been as tenacious as Formians, and frenzied as locusts, casting aside their nature as infiltrating parasites and swarming over vast regions of land. Many creatures and environments have suffered from this trend, and their insustainable methods are sure to cause turmoil for their own hives within their occupied lands as well." she
"They are unable to nurture the land for resources. They need, creatures, particularly ponies, to survive. If they continue expanding at this rate, they'll find that the sustenance they're able to extract from their tortured captives is no longer enough to cover their empire.. And then.." her tone grows dark
"They'll be attacking and swarming their neighbors even more viciously; waging greater wars not merely for the greed to their queens, but for survival..." She says, her voice serious
"If the trend does not reverse, continental wars may be inevitable."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81824
81826 81828 81863
>>81823
Iron does not understand. "Why should they attack ponies directly? Will that not just deplete love reserves for them to feast upon?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81825
>>81823
"The Day Of The Bug Spray will come soon enough."
bdwcn
?
No.81826
81830 81864
>>81820
She gives her her smile
"Like a forest fire that clears out the old growth, to make room for the new?"

>>81822
"Its a question that won't need answering until after the backbone of their military has been broken. You'll have plenty of time to consider it."

>>81823
"I do not think you give Hymenoptera Proteus Succuba enough credit. Their breeding is the most strictly controlled of any creature on the planet. They know not to exceed their carrying capacity. Where you are terribly right is that they fully believe and intend to increase that carrying capacity by Imperialism over greater host populations. We've already seen Continental wars. What you must prepare for, is a World War.

>>81824
"That's only the first assault. They lull the host into a false sense of security thereafter. That, and love is not so easily banished from the heart, as it manifests in times of great danger just as surely as in the most tranquil peace"
\r
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
43o40
?
No.81828
>>81824
Sorry, phone posting. One minute.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81829
81830 81831
>>81827
"A World War? Thats impossible."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81830
>>81829
>>81826

Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81831
81832
>>81829
"It is all too possible. Pray it happens on our terms, and not on theirs"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81832
81833 81835
>>81831
"Is the Duke Preparing?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81833
81834 81835
>>81832
"He has been since before they invaded Equestria"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81834
>>81833
"Good."
Iron
Wbho3
?
No.81835
81836
>>81832
>>81833
"Who is this duke you mentioned?" Iron is curious.
bdwcn
?
No.81836
81837
>>81835
"Duke Erebus Haygle, former professor of the Philosophy of History at the University of Sunset, elected first president of the New Mareland Commonwealth after independence, and granted lifetime executive powers by the congress of the New Mareland State. The leader of the Blackhooves. By extension, the highest authority over all of the Baltimare Autonomous Region."
\r
Iron
Wbho3
?
No.81837
81838
>>81836
"Is he strong?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81838
81839
>>81837
"He values strength and purity of the national spirit first and foremost as the vanguard of all else of value. He has been strong thus far in protecting his people. Is he as strong as Chrysalis... Well, that remains to be seen."
Iron
Wbho3
?
No.81839
81840
>>81838
"So can he fight physically? I can see he at least he values it."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81840
81841
>>81839
"Him? Personally? No. He is much too old for that, and in any case he is a bone head. That does not matter, because he does not believe that strength lies in the individual.

After all, how strong is an individual? As an infant, could you fight? Could you even think properly? No. You needed your mother to nurse you, parents to feed you later. You needed ponies around you to learn how to talk and how to reason, and you need them still as friends and family. And even after all of that, you are still mortal.

You see, really, the individual is not the base unit of ponykind. That title belongs to the Nation. The Tribe, if you will. It is the Nation that is weak or strong. It is the Nation that has a long history and a long future. It was here before your birth, it has shaped you since your birth, and it ought remain long after you are gone.

None of this is to say the individual has no relevance. Quite the contrary, the nation is nothing without the individual, and they must assume many distinct roles within society for the nation to function properly. When individuals are weak at the roles for which they are required, the nation as a whole is weak. And that is why every individual must be strong in their own particular role, though it would be foolish to think that one role alone could a society make.

And now, is his Nation strong? Yes, it has gone up against many, and fallen to none. They are damned fine fighters. Ask anypony around here."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81841
81842 81843 81844
>>81840
"Makes sense. No group can shrvive if they are not proficient at their jobs." Iron scratches his muzzle. "Say, can I get into a hooffight with some stallion from your party? I want to see the strength of said ponies. This does not mean your group is not strong. I just want to see for myself the strength of your best fighters in a simple hoof-to-hoof combat. It is not asking much, is it?"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81842
>>81841
*thrive
Anonymous
j1988
?
No.81843
81846
>>81841
She gives him her smile
“Perhaps Fillipe will take you up on that”
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81844
81845 81846
>>81841
"ill fight you."
Anonymous
j1988
?
No.81845
81846 81848
>>81844
She puts a hoof on him
“Oh Dark Star, is that wise?”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81846
81847 81848
>>81843
Iron raises an eyebrow. "Is there something special about Fillipe? You seem to see him in a special light judging from your... smile."
>>81844
>>81845
"While I do like your courage and will, and you did beat me at hoof-wrestling, I suggest taking up Skies offer and reconsider."
Anonymous
j1988
?
No.81847
81849
>>81846
“Have you ever seen a Minotaur?”
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81848
81849
>>81845
>>81846
"Wise? i can say that its not. But im up for the challenge."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81849
81850
>>81847
Iron thinks. "I heard that they have cow-like bodies and are usually very muscular, but I have never seen one before."
>>81848
"Well, if you insist. I need permission from Skies for me to fight you though. She may not like you beaten to a pulp and try to drug me or something."
Anonymous
j1988
?
No.81850
81851
>>81849
With an expression of dissapointmemt that seems feigned
“Now why would I drug you?”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81851
81852
>>81850
"To drag and tie me up to be used as a punching dummy by some of your friends. What else?" Iron deadpans at Skies.
Anonymous
j1988
?
No.81852
81853
>>81851
Her look changes to one of contemplation.
“Hmmm.... I will admit, that is s big more substantive than just leaving you drugged and in a ditch”
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81853
81854
>>81852
Iron smiles. "See? I knew you would like it." Iron looks to his sides "Do you let Star fight me, then?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81854
81855 81862
>>81853
"Oh it wouldn't be you I would stop"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81855
81856 81862
>>81854
Iron is confused. "Who will you stop, then?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81856
81857
>>81855
"Dark Star, of course"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81857
81858
>>81856
"Ah, so you do not let him. Well, I guess that is reasonable." Iron strokes his chin. "So who is this Fillipe, apart from being a minotaur?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81858
81859
>>81857
"A guard of the Blackhooves Baltimare Headquarters"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81859
81860
>>81858
"Would he accept the fight all willy-nilly? I am unsure that he can leave his post if he guards something." Iron pops his back bones, elicting a small pleased sigh.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81860
81861
>>81859
'Probably not. But he may accept one after his shift."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81861
81868
>>81860
Iron is excited. "When is that? Where could I meet him? Will he be tired after his shift to fight?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81862
81866 81868
>>81854
>>81855
"She said would. she didnt say she will."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81863
81864 81865 81868 81888
>>81824
Sister Ash seems to have finished her funeral services for each of the individual jars.

"... Changelings.. are peculiar creatures. Native to the wastelands North East of the Crystal Empire, they're a breed of creatures that are capable of sustaining their bodies without food or water; Sustenance.. it is a capability similar possessed by many living creatures of the outer planes, like the Formians, but by few in this world. I studied it for the sake of immitating it myself one day, and have found that it is possible for certain creatures to sustain their bodies through.. intrinsic sources.." she clears her throat
"The Changelings however do not possess such a perfect ability. Their Sustenance is derrived parasitically, in a manner that is in appearance similar to the life-draining powers of certain undead, but different on a profound level, and much less sinister. Changelings sustain themselves on 'love', not love of the land or love of eachother, but the love of loving creatures. Ponies, in particular have been a primary source of sustenance for their hives, and have been for eons.."
"It's not in accurrate to say that the Changelings fill a niche similar to wasps. They live in hives, surrounding a fertile queen. Hive members fly far out into Equestrian territory to collect love for their queen and her offspring, the same way bees collect nectar from flowers. Ponies, so radiant, charming and gentle natured, and so unconditionally loved by creation, are an irresistible source of love for the hungry Changelings. The Changelings would fly to great lengths to collect love for their hives, blending into pony society for years on end to build up love within their bodies, their loyalty to their queens never waning, returning to the wastelands when they'd built up enough power. The Changelings, through extensive deciet, are loved by ponies, and the Changelings share their love with their queens; the queen is able to grow stronger, and the health and safety of the hive is secured.... Or that's how it should be.."
>>81824
"Greed." She says flatly
"The Changelings are only able to survive as a race because all members of the hive unconditionally love their queen. The Sustenance they are able extract from ponies is only barely enough to sustain them; their bodies are full of holes, emaciated by starvation, Despite this, the hive is able to live on because Changelings give their unconditional love to their queen: their mother. Changelings obey their mothers with utmost loyalty, following her commands precisely, all individuallity stripped away by the necessity of the hive to share enough love.."
"This lawful, Formian-like hivemind has a downside, however. If the Queen of a hive is rash, greedy, or naive, all the members of the hive will follow suit. Chrysalis is a prime example of such a queen: greedy, naive, power-hungry and completely willing to sacrifice the safety and sustainability of her hive to collect more love from her loyal hatchlings and burn it for the development of her own powers..." She says, her voice growing ever darker.
"Her aggressive actions in the past have only led her to humiliation and loss, but the fleeting rewards of what she gained in those minutes of success were enough to feed her ego and naivity. Her first for sustenance is far more predatory than the average wasp: it is a voracious as a spider-eater. By capturing ponies bringing them back to their hives, Changelings are able to extract greater bursts of 'love' through forced contact and feed it directly to their queens. It is an avant garde and unsustainable method. Ponies, in prolonged states of despair, do not produce love in the same richness that Changelings are able to collect. The ponies that they capture grow detracted quickly, and the Changelings are forced to capture more ponies to sustain the greed of their queen. Similarly, ponies in the state of war become far less suitable as hosts for the Changelings: war-battered ponies grow paranoid, bitter, and vengeful, making it all the more difficult for the parasitic Changelings to extract enough love to bring back to their queen. The fact of this only encourages even more violence, the war-starved Changelings needing to capture even more ponies to maintain the sugar high of their queen... The wars they start create the need for even more war. They're able to swarm quickly, and attack in shocks, but their current lifestyle cannot sustain them forever. It was in Chrysalis's nearsighted greed and arrogance that she did not realize that the most abundant source of Sustenance for her hive lied in a happy and peaceful population of nearby ponies. She has ravaged her own race's primary source of food, and now she has doomed them all to go to war forever, until there is not enough left to fuel them... It won't happen immediately, but it will eventually, and the entire world will despair from the catastrophe caused by those who disturbed the harmony of nature."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81864
81865 81868 81888
>>81863
>>81826
(Fuck, I wish I had my computer so I could respond more quickly)
Sister Ash turns, unconvinced.
"It is the Changelings that give themselves too much credit, particularly Chrysalis. She believes that Changelings are capable of surpassing their natural niche, when they've only changed their tactics: she believes herself to be a predator, when she can never be anything but a lowly parasite. Even if she were a predator, she could never safely outnumber her own food supply. Her power and greed are unsustainable, and her entire race will suffer for it."
She continues
"She arrogantly believes that she is suited to rule the entire world alone; And if the way she's regarded the safety and well-being of her own hive in the past is any example, she is by no means a competent ruler. She takes the unconditional love of her hive, the foundation of her tribe's survival, to be a testament to her own supremacy. She does not love them the same way they love her: she only continues laying at increasingly monstrous rates with the state of mind that she's only producing more slaves for her war machine; she'd gladly sacrifice a hundred swarms for a mere tactical victory. Her pathetic aggressions on ponykind in the past are only a glimpse of how vain she can really be."
Sister Ash's eyebrows have once again started to glow
"Her rapid burst of power in recent years is far from legitimate. It doesn't stem from competant leadership or wise governance, but senseless greed. She has somehow finally managed to get the other Changeling queens of the wastelands to adopt her foolish practice, getting them high on short-lived bursts of sustenance, delivered by the bundle. Changelings we're always strongest when they fought and fed in numbers, and the recent advances to modern warfare made it all the more easy for their United powers to cause enormous amounts of damage at once. Now they've all grown fat, reclining on their thrones, having sustenance delivered to them by the bulk as their overies go into overdrive to increase their , all the while their armies die off by the swarm in battles that slowly but surely destroy their tribe's only supply off food!"
>More smoke
"The current expansionism of the Changelings has the potential of a plague of biblical proportions. They've taken up the niche of a swarm of locusts: usually semi-solitary creatures, on rare occasions they swarm; their horemones raginging in an ever-growing frenzy of food and sex, depleting everything the land has to offer, until eventually their swarm collapses and they die off by the millions. Changelings are the same; as soon as their queens find themselves unable to maintain their perpetual sugar-highs, it will don on them how dependant they've become on war. At that point, global war will be inevitable, for the Chrysalis and her possy will for the first time in their race's history, find themselves genuinely desperate for love."

And now, another perfectly fine nun's habit has been burned to dust. Only an angry black dragon-pony, with shiny golden armor (the spell), and a collum of ghostly fire
"The state of the Changeling empire is more than just a threat to ponies and their livelihoods. It supercede politics, for it has the potential to become an existential threat to all life in this world!"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81865
81873 81878 81888
>>81863
>>81864
Iron takes it all in, somewhat unfazed by her now firey form. "I see. So this ruler, Chrysalis, is dooming their own kind just because they want the sweet sugar cane that love gives them. Truly a stupid ruler." Iron shakes his head. He attempts to touch Ash's body, see how hot it is.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81866
81874
>>81862
Iron is not convinced. "Well, prove it to me. Make Skies give you permission and then we shall fight hoof-to-hoof."
Silver (OOC)
C3j7I
?
No.81867
81869 81870
Holy hell, I've got a lot of backreading to do.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81868
81870 81873 81875
>>81861
She sighs slightly
"His shift varies by day, but today I believe it should end at 6 PM, and he could be found at the Grand Baltimare Hotel as he leaves. I must say that I have never stalked him, so I could not tell you his routine after that."

>>81862
*pats*

>>81863
>>81864
>All of this about changelings
Alright, there is no conceivable way I could be silent on this
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81869
81870
>>81867
This
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81870
81871
>>81868
"What time is it, then? I would certainly want to fight someone else today, specially with such a reputation."
>>81867
>>81869
Heyo, you missed quite a bit
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81871
81872
>>81870
Sorry. Today has been hectic.
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.81872
81876
>>81871
It's fine. No need to devote your life to this. It's just a game.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81873
81877
>>81865
"Exactly." She hisses
"She cackles in bliss as she crushes her enemies, but she stands, it is own tribe that faces destruction in the long run." She says, the combined light of her armor and fire looking like a miniature sun
>>81868
That's really just an accumulation of what I've gathered from details of the show, what I've gathered in game, a few mlp/bug/ general headcanons, and what little lore I've read surrounding the Hearts of Iron mod. It's supposed to reflect Sister Ash's beliefs and understanding of the situation; she could be wrong...
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81874
81877 81888
>>81866
"Shes not my mother iron."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81875
81888
>>81868
Dark Star Strokes her mane
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81876
81877 81881
>>81872
"So... Looks like either my diplomacy skills are decent, or we just have really good friends. Now to ask Silver."
I walk over to Silver.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81877
>>81873
Iron squints at this amount of light. "Yes, can you stop the fire already? I cannot see anything."
>>81874
"Eh, it is more for my safety than your pride, Star. I would rather not give her any incentive to do bad stuff to me." Iron shrugs.
>>81876
"Yeah, friends." Iron is unsure to call this group a couple of besties.

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81878
81879
>>81865
>He attempts to touch Ash's body, see how hot it is.
... Roll a reflex save..
41OWR
?
No.81879
81880 81882
[1d20+1 = 7]
>>81878

Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.81880
>>81879
Ouchie.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81881
81884
>>81876
Silver seems to have been lost in the conversation about changelings that had been taking place, but he notices Spark trot up to him in time to hear what he has to say.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81882
81883
>>81879
._.
It's a 15 DC save.. to resist catching fire.
... Roll a touch attack to see if you actually touched the fireball, because she would have tried to avoid it.
41OWR
?
No.81883
81885 81887
[1d20 = 15]
>>81882
I'll roll a normal 1d20 and then add the necessary modifiers.
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81884
81886
>>81881
"Are you willing to help us save missing foals?"
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.81885
>>81883
Ouchie wouchie
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81886
81890
>>81884
Silver looks a bit thankful at how straightforward the question is. "I am still technically in your employment. Until this business at quarry is finished, what you do, I will do."
7aT9u
?
No.81887
81894
[1d6 = 6]
>>81883
o_o
"Wait,W-What are yo-"
Iron, in touching the raging blue fireball "to see how hot it is", has now caught fire, and takes 1d6 fire damage.
"Y-y-you baka fool!" She gasps in concern, stepping several paces back as she tries to put herself out.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81888
81889 81891 81892 81894 81898 81901
>>81863
>>81863
>Native to the wastelands North East of the Crystal Empire
"Technically false, but I can see why you would think that"

>capable of sustaining their bodies without food or water
"Not entirely true, and certainly not true for developing hatch-lings, but neither is it wholly false"

>I studied it for the sake of immitating it myself one day
"Why would anyone want to suffer the life of a Changeling?"

> Hive members fly far out into Equestrian territory to collect love for their queen and her offspring, the same way bees collect nectar from flowers
"Indeed."

>all members of the hive unconditionally love their queen
"That I can tell you is false. The Equestrian government even sheltered defectors prior to the War."

>Despite this, the hive is able to live on because Changelings give their unconditional love to their queen: their mother. Changelings obey their mothers with utmost loyalty, following her commands precisely, all individuallity stripped away by the necessity of the hive to share enough love
"It is true that a Queen like queen Chrysalis is a queen in the sense that that is her biological sex, and it is true that Changelings have a devotion to their mother, their brothers, and their sisters. However, Changeling collective loyality is more abstract than that. They are perfectly capable of following a queen that is not their personal mother. That is how Chrysalis became queen not just of the hive she is the mother of, but off all of the hives on this continent. Really, Changeling collectivism is like pony collectivism, only stronger."

>war-battered ponies grow paranoid, bitter, and vengeful, making it all the more difficult for the parasitic Changelings to extract enough love to bring back to their queen
"This is not necessarily true. A combatant in action often fights to defend those he loves, and the country he loves. Indeed, it is a very strong form of love. Besides, the intent is not eternal love, it is to bring about peace under a changeling hegemony, which means ponies will go back to a sort of uneasy normalcy. What Chrysalis believes is that even if the ponies are less loving and more fearful under Changeling domination, then at least the Changelings can suck their love directly, which she thinks would be more efficient than sending 'honey bees'. Whether she is right of course, well, remains to be seen."

>Ecological collapse
"I... don't know. If it doesn't happen, do you think she would be content with what she has?"

>>81864
>A predator
"She is simply following the pattern of Colonialism taken up by other species. After all, it is how the Equestrians have dealt with the Buffalo and their own fellow ponies in the Crystal Empire and the Dominion. Changelings like to mimic the behavior of others, after all"

>she is not a competent ruler
"She defeated Celestia and the elements twice. Do not dismiss that offhand"

>She only continues laying at increasingly monstrous rates
"That I am... not..."

>She'd gladly sacrifice a hundred swarms for a mere tactical victory
"And a hundred swarms would gladly sacrifice themselves for their hives. When a bee stings, it pulls out its intestines along with its stinger. It sacrifices itself to defend the hive"

>all the while their armies die off by the swarm in battles that slowly but surely destroy their tribe's only supply off food
"It remains to be seen just how strong or weakened they will be in the war to come. But I will tell you this right now: you never, ever, win a war just by assuming that your enemy is weak and a pushover"

>They've taken up the niche of a swarm of locusts
"My dear, please stop for a moment to look at it from their perspective. They believe that they are engaging in Animal Husbandry. You raise cows for milk, don't you? And sheep for wool. That is what they think they are doing. Raising ponies like sheep and fleecing them, or like cows for milk. They are doing to ponies what ponies do to the other animals of the land."

>The state of the Changeling empire is more than just a threat to ponies and their livelihoods. It supercede politics, for it has the potential to become an existential threat to all life in this world
"Just so long as that means you are willing to cooperate with the Blackhooves"

>>81865
"No. Imagine a pony having its life force slowly drained from it forever. That is the future you face."

>>81875
>>81874
*narrows eyes*
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81889
81893 81901
>>81888
Okay, I know I was totally overstepping my bounds in tying all those assumptions together, but how does Blue know all of this?
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81890
81901
>>81886
"I appreciate that Silver, but you are free to accept this or refuse without any penalty to your pay. It is your choice."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.81891
81893
>>81888
>You raise cows for milk, don't you? And sheep for wool
Do we?
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81892
81893
>>81888
"What? i didnt mean any disrespect."
Dark Star pats her head
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81893
81897
>>81889
She said she was an agent of anti-subversive activities for the State Security apparatus of the Blackhooves. It's a part of her job

>>81891
Uh... Probably? They raise livestock in the show

>>81892
She just looks at him
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81894
81895 81898
>>81887
"Ow! Your fire is not for show!" Iron exclaims as he gets burned by the fire. He is now rolling on the ground to stop the fire from hurting him more.
>>81888
"Does the process hurt like this?" Iron is currently rolling on the ground trying to put
the fire out while her counter speech was taking place.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81895
81896
>>81894
"That I don't.... know...."
She finds this strange
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81896
81902
>>81895
Does my quick thinking put the fire out?
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81897
81902
>>81893
dark Star Scratches behind her ears

7aT9u
?
No.81898
81899 81900 81902
[1d20+5 = 15]
>>81888
>"She defeated Celestia and the elements twice. Do not dismiss that offhand"
Tbh, she always seemed pretty naive and foolish to me in the show. Not to underestimate her, but she's a pretty greedy Butch, and doesn't seem to actually give a fuck about her hive: not a competent ruler to me.
Sister Ash would think the same, from stories she's herd.
>>81894
That requires another reflex save...
Caleb rolls Aid Another, to try to put out the flames with some of her spit.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81899
>>81898
*His drool
Iron can add an additional +2 to that save
41OWR
?
No.81900
81905
[1d20+1 = 16]
>>81898
Rolling. Literally.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81901
81902 81903 81904 81907
>>81890
"It is fine. It does seem like noble cause, to at least make sure these foals are safe." After a couple seconds of silence, he sighs. "It is also that I...do not have much else to do until we head back into catacombs."
>>81888
"I see you have done your research."
>>81889
I'm about 80% sure that Blue Skies is actually a changeling. Whether or not she's a good or bad one remains to be seen.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81902
81906 81909 81910 81912
>>81898
And yet for all of that, she was the toughest enemy the mane six had faced besides possibly the literal god Discord

>>81897
*pegasus cooing*

>>81896
Now it does

>>81901
"Do you think we would stand any chance of holding back the darkness if we did not? Have some faith"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81903
>>81901
I believed she was a multiclass ranger or something who had them as her favored enemy plus the knowledge ranks to know all the facts
It could be a plausibility though.
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81904
81909
>>81901
"Understandable. If you ever need things to do, I will help you scout out something worth your time. Hopefully I won't come across a legion of undead next time."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81905
81910
>>81900
Pass.
Iron is no longer on fire.

Sister Ash is still trying to put herself out.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81906
>>81902
I'm not underestimating her capabilities, I'm just saying she's not the wise leader that she thinks she is. She's not stupid, just vain.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81907
81910
_worried laughter.png
>>81901
>Spoiler
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81908
81909 81912
I was making a character sheet for Discord as a deity. Would you like to see it once it's done?
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81909
81911 81913 81914
>>81902
"It is not as if I would expect every member of Black Hooves to know expert's level of knowledge on changelings. Give yourself some credit, in that regard."
>>81904
"Speaking of legions of undead, I am fairly certain one could call what is in lower area of catacombs 'legion of undead'."
>>81908
For shits and giggles, hell yeah.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81910
81921
>>81902
>>81905
Iron, after putting the fire out, chuckles at his own stupidity. "Well, I guess that answers that. Hoo I was not expecting that." He turns to Ash, thinking more stupid shit. "Check if you are not standing in anything that can easily burn and then scream with all of your rage and anger! Do it! Unleash your raw power!" He is clearly too pumped with adrenaline to think straight.
>>81907
I would like that if it meant Iron can meet up with changelings tbh.[/spoielr]
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81911
>>81909
I used hit dice for an ancient Concordant Dragon (chaos dragon), and gave him the Dragon's ascentant PrC to make him a literal god.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81912
81914 81919
>>81908
YES
>>81902
Petting Intensifies!
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81913
81915
>>81909
"I'm tempted to try and move that undetonated bomb close and blow it if that is the case, but with our luck, it will blow up when we touch it, or simply unleash the hordes upon the city. How are we supposed to clear..."
I ponder this for a minute.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81914
81915 81917 81919
>>81909
"Well no, you shouldn't, I'm just in a role that requires more than an ordinary amount of knowledge. You see, the activity I do that takes up the largest amount of my time is loyalty testing of Blackhooves employees, NMAC reservists, local government officials, an so forth. Mostly this means looking for officials who are willing to take bribes, or who may help saboteurs, but because the possibility of Changeling infiltration is a serious one, I am studied to handle that as well"

>>81912
She leans her head into it, and her wings spread apart somewhat
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81915
81916 81918
>>81913
"We are most certainly not going to mess with bomb. I do not want to explode just yet. However, it would be good idea to set up some sort of firing line. Perhaps pour oil on ground and light it on fire. Create killzone in hallway just after stairs."
>>81914
"It is difficult to find changeling infiltrators without proper spells, or without electrical shock. Especially if changeling comes from hive that specializes in disguising themselves and hiding in plain sight."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81916
81927
>>81915
"Indeed. We have several means"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81917
81919 81920
>>81914
"I cannot say that I am versed in military tactics, but I understand Changelings well enough as creatures. They're definitely dangerous to the existence of nations, but they can be just as dangerous to themselves in the long run if they continue on their destructive path." She says, crossing her forehooves,having ceased flaming

Plus, in the Hearts of Iron mod, they seem pretty shock-trooperish. Their main strength seems to be that they're able to assemble for war pretty quickly, but they don't look really good at holding ground long term.
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81918
81927
>>81915
"I like your thinking. We will do that once this rescue is over. We should make it a point to stay far back from them as much as that is possible, and keep the flammables away from the Kirin, just in case."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81919
81924
>>81917
Iron is a bit dissapointed. "Oh well, maybe next time."
>>81914
>>81912
"I can see why you seem intent on fighting me even with your mare's disapproval."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81920
81923
>>81917
That's because they are outnumbered
"And indeed they are. Just don't understate the danger to East Equestria."
7aT9u
?
No.81921
81922
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>81910
Sister Ash gives a sigh and pulls a funny-smelling plant from her fanny pack and ribs it on Iron's forehoof.
Heal check
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81922
81925 81926
>>81921
Iron feels relieved by the plant's effectiveness. "Frankly, I think I did that to feel that sweet plant you put on me." He chuckles. "Maybe it is your touch. I cannot think straight, that I am sure of."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81923
81926
>>81920
Well duh. They're parasites: they're doomed to be the minority. If they ever spread too far, they wouldn't be able to feed properly.
"That's exactly my point. They're not to be underestimated. Just because they doom themselves doesn't mean they couldn't drag a third of the world along with them, if fate had it."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81924
81929
>>81919
"oh yea? why is that?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81925
81929
>>81922
"Oh you..." Sister Ash mutters, as she treats his hoof
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81926
81928 81929
>>81922
"Or maybe it's shock from the burn"

>>81923
"Then you understand why the Blackhooves must remain strong in East Equestria"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81927
81930 81931 81935
>>81916
"Then I can hope these means are enough. I have heard rumors that there are changelings in Baltimare, somewhere. I do not relish idea of this rumor being true, of Chrysalis spying on major factions in city. Probing for weaknesses."
>>81918
"She will still have to tell me secret of how she is able to self-immolate like that. I wonder if all kirins can do that without hurting themselves."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81928
81935
>>81926
She thinks the Blackhooves r gay.

"Hmmph, it is not my place to decide what faction is legitimate to government the Equestrians. I am but a foreign peace-worker, trying to do my best for who I can assist.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81929
81932 81934 81935
>>81924
"Do not make me spell it out. Either way, I would gladly take you on now."
>>81925
"What can I say? You are quite good at healing." Iron smiles warmly. "Can you take off my armor? I want to show Star how hoof-to-hoof fighting is done."
>>81926
Iron sticks his tongue playfully. "You would do the same if Star had this magic touch."
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81930
81938
>>81927
"I think so. It has to do with anger if I recall, but how they don't burn themselves... I guess it has to do with being part dragon. Don't quote me on that though."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81931
81938
>>81927
"Oh, they can all do it..." Sister Ash replies unenthusiastically
"The trick is learning how not to."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81932
81933 81939
>>81929
Didn't she already do that?
*Spends another 4 minutes taking off armor*
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.81933
>>81932
I put it all on again after the little spat with Skies.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81934
81939
>>81929
"When?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81935
81936 81938 81939
>>81927
"I can tell you right now that there are. Dark Star here killed one just a couple nights ago. Wait"

She pauses, and pulls out a small flashlight from Dark Star's bag, and shines it between Silver's eyes

"Changeling Empire alright. We found a nest of spies"

>>81928
"Unless you are willing to welcome your new insect overlords, you must support the one and only government that can resist them"

>>81929
"What."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81936
81937
>>81935
*Civil disobedience intensifies*
"I am sorry, but I must remain politically neutral for the time being. Perhaps their motives and mine may coincide at some point."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81937
81941
>>81936
"Neutral? You gave Joe Marecarthy a run for his money with your speech on Changelings"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81938
81942
>>81931
>>81930
"If it has to do with anger, then trick is to learn how to control it like weapon, lest it consume you. Literally, in this case."
>>81935
The test shows nothing out of the ordinary as he sits still for it. "...This is not good."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81939
81940 81941 81942
>>81934
"I would prefer doing it whenever you feel like sleeping. I heard that it should heal all the bruises when you wake up, so I suggest to fight at twilight or even at night."
>>81935
Iron smirks "Pretend to act dumb. I know your game, Skies." He does not seem like he is thinking straight still.
>>81932
"Thank you, Ash." Iron hugs Ash for some reason.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81940
81942 81943
>>81939
Dark Star smiles
"How about tonight?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81941
81942 81943
>>81937
"I regard the situation on the Changeling expansion as an ecological phenomenon. For verminkind to encroach on the habitats of others despite the limits of their niche is cause for concern on my behalf. That does not put my investments in any particular faction."
>>81939
Iron Finds that Sister Ash is no longer on fire and is now safe to hug.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81942
81944 81946 81950
>>81938
"Do you see now why we don't necessarily have the time to pursue every missing foal report?"

>>81939
"Uh... Okay"

>>81941
"Then go to the border with a can of bugspray, if you really think you can do it alone"

>>81940
"Aww... Well, I guess I'll leave you to your guys night out"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81943
81945 81947
>>81940
"I knew you would say that." He checks the time of day, smirking to himself. He takes out the map "Set the place where we shall fight."
>>81941
Just in caseIron confirms the hug to Ash. "You are soft." He buries some of his muzzle into her mane, not really thinking rationally.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81944
81948
>>81942
"you can watch me demolish iron"
Dark Star Smiles
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81945
81951
>>81943
Sister Ash is somewhat taken aback by Iron's touchiness with her fluff, but doesn't push him off.
"... You need rest.. I think you may have inhaled a bit too much smoke.."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81946
81949 81954
>>81942
"I am afraid if they have made it this far in their infiltration, then we are fighting uphill battle. Infiltration of major factions is sign that they are fair ways into process of preparing for invasion. Next step is to probe for weaknesses, for cracks in foundation, then focus on these cracks until entire thing is ready to break. And if business at docks is anything like it seems, I would guess that is point they are trying to reach."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81947
81951 81954
>>81943
Dark Star points at an alley close by the EastSide Tavern."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81948
>>81944
"Right..."
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81949
81952
>>81946
"Oh yeah. We never told you about the docks did we?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81950
>>81942
[Apolitical Druid noises]
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81951
81953 81954
>>81945
"Pfft, like I need air to live." Iron waves it off but relents his attack on her fluff and lets go.
>>81947
"Alright, then it is settled. We shall fight there at twilight." Iron checks again for the time of day.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81952
81954 81957
>>81949
Silver shakes his head no. "I still do not know specifics of what happened. All I know is that you were there, and there was changelings."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81953
81954 81955
>>81951
"you mean tonight."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81954
81955 81961
>>81946
"Not necessarily. They could be wanting to keep some level of control on foreign politics, or to weaken a possible future enemy."

>>81951
>>81947
>>81953
She is most definitely irritated to say the least

>>81952
"One. Singular"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81955
81956 81961
>>81954
"Ah, cheer up Skies. You can act as a nurse for him. He would certainly like it. I guarantee it." Iron chuckles.
>>81953
"Yeah yeah, that is what I said." Iron tries to find this Eastside tavern.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81956
>>81955
*tavern on his map
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81957
81958 81959 81961
>>81952
"Dark Star hired us to sneak into a meeting with several communist officers from over seas. It was supposed to be a stealth mission, but our Kirin can only take so much stealth as you know. So it got loud, became a gun fight, one communist turned out to be a changeling, we stole their gold, destroyed most of their arms, and got a few prisoners."
The sorcerer realizes something.
"You weren't there though. The prisoners will be released soon and we will have to head out before they try to rally a revenge plot on us, but you are good to stay."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81958
81959 81960
>>81957
"Hey! No talking smack about Ash!" Iron yells out to Spark.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81959
81963
>>81958
>>81957
[Confused Kirin noises]
"Stealth?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81960
81961 81962 81963
>>81958
"The fire lizard did very nearly cause that mission to fail, just as she did in the catacombs."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81961
81963 81964
>>81954
"And you know same as I who that future enemy is." He shakes his head clear of the worries that have gripped him. "Bah. It does not do well to worry on changelings, and seeing changelings in everything. That is lesson we learned during Changeling Scare. I suppose you will do your best, and that is all I can really hope for."
>>81955
"I think she would have greater chance of having romantic relations with him if he is conscious. At least, that is feeling I get from her."
>>81957
"Hmm. Communists. No matter where you go, it is always same." He chuckles. "If worst comes to pass, I suppose I could always try to disguise myself as one, and try to get you all to safety. I already come from Severyana. I already have accent. All I would need is to spout some bullshit about 'liberation of proletariat', or whatever it is Reds say they fight for nowadays."
>>81960
"I assume she is reason why there were burnt down warehouses at docks, then."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81962
81963 81964
>>81960
Sister Ash shrugs
"I wasn't ever entirely sure what the mission actually was. I was only along for the ride to find children. I heard that the arms needed to be disposed of, so I did what I thought was right in the moment." She replies
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81963
81964 81966
>>81959
>>81962
"Oh. I was not expecting that." Iron is stunned by the lack of knowledge of the mission from Ash.
>>81960
"Fine, you have that point in your favor." Iron shrugs.
>>81961
"Like taking care of eachother is not romantic by itself. Besides, the 'unconscious' part is just temporary. I would give about 20 minutes tops."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81964
81965 81966 81968
>>81962
"Right..."

>>81961
"Ponies are enough of a threat to be concerned about"
She looks at the alleged not communist a little suspiciously

>>81963
"And then, he'll be too bruised to cuddle, or I'll have to take him to a hospital"
She sighs
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81965
81967 81968
>>81964
"i just wont lose though."
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81966
81968
>>81964
Silver looks back at her. "You can not try to tell me you have not done anything similar in past."
>>81963
"I think you mistake meaning of 'romantic' in this situation."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81967
>>81965
She only responds with a look of complete disbelief
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81968
81969 81970 81975
>>81964
"Pfft, it is just bruises. He can sleep it off. Besides, if he can take a beating, he can take your cuddles after it, so there are no consequences to this fight." Iron thinks. "Maybe you need some ice to make him feel better."
>>81965
"I like that cocky attitude. I hope you can match it in skill." Iron smiles, ready for battle.
>>81966
"Oh come on, quit being such a downer. What stallion does not love being taken care of at their worst? It is the most romantic thing to see the mare dutifully taking care of you when she could be doing anything else." Iron starts thinking somewhat suggestive themes related with nursing.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81969
81974 81979
>>81968
"Sleep it off. He takes my cuddles. Dutifully take care of a stallion when she could be doing something productive. Right."
Definitely not a content look or tone.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81970
81974
>>81968
"As somepony who was once married? I preferred being conscious enough to hold my wife in my embrace." He thinks for a couple seconds. "Now that I think of it, I do not believe I was ever knocked unconscious in presence of Storm Warning in first place."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81971
81972 81973 81974
Are we going to go back in the tunnel today, or are we going to let it air out?
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81972
81974
>>81971
I think the party is planning on helping Ash rescue the lost foals.
Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81973
>>81971
Going to let it air out I think. We should be off to save the foals.
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81974
81976 81978
>>81969
"Bah, you are a downer like Silver. Trust me, it will be great. What better way to deepen relationships than by taking care of the ones you love?"
>>81970
"You were married? Huh, it is rather strange from her not to take care of you once during your entire marriage." Iron pokes his chin.
>>81971
Refer to >>81972 >>81973


Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81975
81976 81977 81978
>>81968
"im looking foward to the fight."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81976
81977 81979
>>81974
"I can think of many ways"

>>81975
*growls*
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81977
81981
>>81975
"As am I. Hope you are ready." Iron chuckles.
>>81976
"I can tell you right now that nothing on your mind can compare." Iron chuckles again, both at her stubborness and small growling noises she's making.
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81978
81980
>>81974
"Oh, we took care of each other for many wonderful years. It is just that we did not get into many situations where either of us was knocked unconscious."
>>81975
"I hope you are able to dodge his blows. I would not have much faith in my strength, if I was in your position."
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81979
81980 81981
>>81976
>>81969
"We can Cuddle after i beat Iron."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81980
81982 81985
>>81978
"See? Silver gets it. He is just worried that Star is flimsy enough to be unconscious for years like the scaredy cat he is." Iron puts a hoof on Silver's shoulder. "He will be fine, just some bruises, that is all."
>>81979
Iron laughs even harder by her cockiness
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81981
81983 81984
>>81977
"That's okay, I need to meet with a doctor to buy a few drugs anyways"

>>81979
"If you lose, can I be cuddled by somepony else?"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81982
>>81980
*by his cockiness
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81983
81987
>>81981
"No."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81984
81987
>>81981
Iron laughs at her joke, then smiles devilishly "How about me? Just to raise the stakes and have Star fight for real. What do you say?"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.81985
81986 81988
>>81980
"He said you were able to punch trees down with your bare hooves. That does not bode well for him if your hooves connect."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81986
>>81985
"I never really tried that, so I am not sure if I actually can do that. Yes, I have broken my share of big sticks back in my tribe, but trees may be too far." Iron thinks. "Maybe I could try now, since there is nothing that the tree could damage."
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81987
81990 81993
>>81984
>>81983
She smiles in her usual way, for the first time since this exchange started
"You know, you both are very confident in your ability to win. Why not place meaningful bets?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81988
81989 81990
>>81985
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no murder trees!"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81989
81991
>>81988
"Oh please, how many forests have you murdered?"
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81990
81992 81996
>>81987
"Now we are talking. What do you have in mind?" Iron is getting into the excitement of winning something.
>>81988
"I know you made a campfire once, do not be a hypocrite!" Iron shouts back.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81991
81996
>>81989
She looks at her like she's proposing something ridiculous
"I would never."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81992
81995 81996
>>81990
"Gathering sticks isn't hard!"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81993
81996
>>81987
Dark Star narrows his eyes

Shimmering Spark
katog
?
No.81994
The sorcerer looks at all of the ponies, then back to his glass.
"And they say I'm the crazy one."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.81995
>>81992
"You are using dead tree parts for the campfire! Do not pretend how easy gathering sticks exempts you from responsibility!"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81996
81997 81999 82000 82008 82010
>>81991
She looks back at her with the "I can't believe you would think I would believe that" look

>>81992
"I'm sure it isn't for a tree killer"

>>81993
"Dark Star, sweetie, are you sure you wouldn't rather select a champion to fight in your place, or make some sort of special rule like I get to spend my punched on him during the fight?"

>>81990
"He is very intent on fighting you. Perhaps you could name some terms"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.81997
81998
>>81996
She turns black again
"Who in their right mind would just destroy a forest for no good reason?"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.81998
82001
>>81997
"Who in their right mind would destroy a library in an oxygen-less cavern that ponies were occupied? The answer, I must assume, is somepony who is not in her right mind"

Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.81999
82009
>>81996
"Hmmmmmm. maybe."
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82000
82009
>>81996
"I am not that creative with terms." Iron pokes his chin. "Uh, how about... uh. I actually only have a few things I can take from him to further his willpower into fighting with his all and you know what I mean, do you not? Maybe some bits, maybe?" Iron ponders a bit more. "No, no idea."

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.82001
82002 82008 82009
>>81998
"Hmmmph, healthy forests take eons to grow. Libraries only take mere decades." She replies, crossing her arms
Iron
41OWR
?
No.82002
82003 82008
>>82001
Iron attempts to pat the burning mare again in order to comfort her.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse (OOC)
7aT9u
?
No.82003
82004
>>82002
WHY?!
Iron OOC
41OWR
?
No.82004
82012
>>82003
Cuz it's funny.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82005
82006
Roll reflex
41OWR
?
No.82006
82007
[1d20+1 = 8]
>>82005

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82007
82013
>>82006
*sighs*
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82008
82011
>>81996
Silver lets out a sigh that says 'I can't believe I'm about to say what I'm going to say'. "...I could fight in his place if it pleases you. I do not believe I would win, but I could try."
>>82001
"Ash." The tone of Silver's voice suggests that she needs to get a handle on her emotions.
>>82002
The look Silver gives Iron suggests that he's not a smart pony.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82009
82012 82013 82016
>>82001
"A pine tree takes twenty years, a libraries knowledge can take millennia or even be irreplaceable, and you are smart enough to know this"

>>82000
"Maybe I should suggest terms then"

>>81999
"Now you are thinking better"
your entire strategy is to hope he has bad dice rolls, isn't it?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82010
82014
>>81996
>are you sure you wouldn't rather select a champion to fight in your place, or make some sort of special rule
That sounds like a homo way to duel.
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82011
82015
>>82008
She looks at him with complete disbelief
"Why?"
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82012
82014 82018
>>82004
Hes Not Wrong.
>>82009
"Terms like?"
That and my ac.
41OWR
?
No.82013
82016 82023
[1d20 = 2]
>>82007
Rolling touch attack because I want this to happen legit.
>>82009
"Sure! Go ahead!"
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82014
82016 82017 82020 82023
>>82010
Nothing quite like two big muscular men beating each other

>>82012
Don't forget two weapon fighting as well, which dark star can apply to unarmed combat
"I still owe him several punches"
Silver
C3j7I
?
No.82015
82019 82023
>>82011
Silver doesn't look like he believes what he said, himself. "Consider it favor to you and Dark Star. You are good together, from what I have seen, and I imagine you would much prefer to spend tonight together in each other's embrace, rather than putting ice packs on bruises, or sitting next to him on hospital bed."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82016
82019 82023
>>82009
"A forest is an irreplaceable balance of natural powers. The time it takes to grow is one thing, but the time it takes to mature is another altogether. A forest could hold secrets that no library could ever hope to record, if you're willing to listen. Not like someone like you would understand though Xp."
>>82013
Ha. Ur still alive, fgt.
>>82014
It's not gay if they say no homo.
Anonymous
Pvx4Q
?
No.82017
82019
>>82014
"are you saying you want to fight him?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
7aT9u
?
No.82018
>>82012
You know he can still punch you while he's grappling you, right?
Anonymous
bdwcn
?
No.82019
82021 82022 82023 82026
>>82015
She's still dumbfounded, and unsure how to react

>>82016
"So a tree is replaceable, but the five ponies you almost killed with toxic gas are fine, never mind the fact that you don't even know what cultural artifacts you destroyed"

>>82017
"Fight? No. Punch him."