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Occupied Equestria: Weird Tails
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.76857
76905
This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics

4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
2003 replies and 77 files omitted.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77467
77468 77469 77470 77481
>>77462
What's the caster level on the potions Silver bought?
>>77464
Silver doesn't seem to get the joke. "...He had colt on him?"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77468
77471
>>77467
Level 1
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.77469
77471
>>77467
You can expect most potions to be made at minimum caster level, or else they'd cost several times as much.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77470
77473
>>77467
Pulls out the m1911 and hoofs it over to silver
"yea this kind of colt"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77471
>>77468
>>77469
I just want to make sure.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77472
77477 77481
Wait, aren't potions just readied spells that are dormant but a activated when consumed? What's the deal? Why do you need a caster level to drink a placed spell on the potion?

Silver
jBQja
?
No.77473
77474 77481
>>77470
He takes the pistol and examines it. "Hmm...I have not seen this kind before."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77474
77475
>>77473
"yea there was also 1 Colt 911 magazine
1 30 round Limestone box magazine
A letter, folded up
A dog tag
1 grenade
1 knife"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77475
77476 77478 77479
>>77474
"Letter? What did letter say?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77476
77478
>>77475
"i havent quite been able to read it yet. its almost like the universe hasnt caught up yet."
Anonymous
5018Q
?
No.77477
>>77472
It's slightly more complicated than that.
Potions are single use consumable items. They're different from spell trigger items, like wands, or spell completion items, like scrolls.
A potion is a magic liquid that produces its effect when imbibed. Potions are like spells cast upon the imbiber. The character taking the potion doesn’t get to make any decisions about the effect —the caster who brewed the potion has already done so. The drinker of a potion is both the effective target and the caster of the effect (though the potion indicates the caster level, the drinker still controls the effect).

I g2g. I can say more about items later.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77478
77482 77494
>>77475
>>77476
It reads

"To my Sweet Autumn Meadows. The war is almost over, and I can feel the dark clouds on the horizon. The Fascist planes fly overhead with impunity, and they harass us now with their artillery. I have seen dark days before, in the early campaign at the Shire. The bugs came in great swarms that blackened the sky and blocked out the Princess’s Sun. The bodies of the dead gave a horrific smell you could smell from miles away, and the Changeling’s machines could be heard from as far. But even in those days it was not hard to keep up the light, because I knew that all of Equestria stood beside me and behind me. There is a very different feeling now. We should have driven the Duke’s minions back into the sea when we had the chance, and now they have pushed us to the sea. It feels as if the light will soon be extinguished.

I hope you made it well to Appleloosia. Please give Dandelion a good Birth Day. I know she is probably not taking the war well, and I regret not being able to be there for her. I wish I could be there with you and hold you again. I would give almost anything for one more night in the desert underneath the jeweled sky with you. But duty calls. Did you know that they promoted me to a lieutenant just last week? I guess I proved your father wrong after all. It seems that Pinkamena herself must have thought that I could do the job. They’ve set me leading a platoon guarding the North suburbs of Baltimare, but the Fascists are trying to break through again. Any time I look up into the sky and see the Princesses’ work, I think of you and Dandelion, and I remember why I am fighting. Why I must fight. But when I see planes, it becomes so very hard to keep faith. We’ll meet again, my Sweet Autumn Meadows, someday, though I don’t know how or when. When we do, I will take you on a waltz through the heavens, like that first dance all those years ago.

With all my love,
Joe Blazer

August 11, 1012

Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77479
77480
>>77475
"Hey Silver. hit me with your sword."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77480
77482
>>77479
"...That does not seem like good idea to me."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77481
77484
>>77473
Automatic hoofgun

>>77472
Yes, but he means the caster level of the person who made the spell

>>77467
Ask the druid dragon lady
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77482
77483 77484
>>77478
Dark Star looks very saddend by the contents of this letter and a tear rolls down his face as he thinks of his brother and what blue would be feeling if it were him that was turned into a zombie down here and left to rot
>>77480
"look, i accidentally shot you. i demand that you slash me with your sword so i can atone for my mistake."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77483
77485 77486
>>77482
Iron really inspired you, eh?
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77484
77485
>>77481
I mean, I would, but she left. Also, she said it was likely a level 1, so I'm just going to go with that.
"Hmm. Does anypony want this weapon?"
>>77482
"...So you are one who shot me."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77485
77486 77487
>>77483
yea
>>77484
Dark Star looks at him apologetically.
"Hit me!"
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77486
77488
>>77483
>>77485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTtgQvqa7Os
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77487
77489
>>77485
"..." He picks up his sword, but instead of trying to hit him, he just prods Star right in the center of his chest with the pommel. "...Try not to shoot me in ass next time. As saying goes, my barn door does not swing that way."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77488
>>77486
Hah, GM is not part of the cool colt club. Only cool colts can understand what you pointed out/spoiler]
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77489
77490 77491 77492 77493 77494
>>77487
"if you do not do it. ill do it myself."
Dark Star pulls out the seeker
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77490
>>77489
"No! Don't you dare."

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77491
77508
>>77489
>inb4 crits and shoots himself in the head, instantly killing him.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77492
77499
>>77489
"Don't injure yourself for the sake of some imagined debt to a Stalliongradian during the middle of a job..."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77493
77499
>>77489
Silver puts a hoof on Dark Star's foreleg to try to stop him. "Look, it is fine. It is not first time I have been shot, and will probably not be last time."
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77494
77495 77499 77501
>>77478
If Onyx had a hat he would have taken it off at hearing the contents of the letter.
>>77489
"I can stab him"
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77495
77496
>>77494
"Not if you want your cut after this thing."
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77496
77497 77498
>>77495
"So no one wants to be stabbed?"
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77497
>>77496
"The monsters down here are just begging for it. Save it for them."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77498
>>77496
Silver just sighs. "Nopony in their right mind would want to be stabbed."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77499
77500 77501 77502 77503 77512
>>77494
"Oynx, Dragg this body to where the other one is."
>>77493
"My honor Demands that i bleed. i made my ally bleed."
>>77492
"I Have to."
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77500
77505 77518
>>77499
"Then do it after we aren't in danger of being the next soldier stuck in this place. This is an order."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77501
77505
>>77494
If onyx needs a hat.... There's one now

>>77499
"Honor comes from strength, power and winning. Not fairness"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77502
77505
>>77499
"...How about this? You help make our opponents bleed, and I will consider this 'debt' of honor of yours fulfilled."
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77503
77505 77509
>>77499
"Gotcha"
>Work horse noises
jBQja
?
No.77504
77509
[1d8+1 = 9]
While waiting for his companions, Silver drinks one of the healing potions.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77505
77506 77514
>>77502
"That sounds good to me."
>>77500
"i suppose that could work."
>>77501
"true."
>>77503
"Good Horse."
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77506
77511
>>77505
"Are you patronizing me?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77507
Back.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77508
>>77491
Top zozzle.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77509
77510 77513
>>77504
And thus recovers 9 health

>>77503
I take it this means the corpse of Lieutenant Blazer into the other hallway?
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77510
77519 77525
>>77509
Yep
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77511
>>77506
Dark Star laughs
"Yea i guess."

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77512
>>77499
Do it, fgt. I dare you.
jBQja
?
No.77513
77514 77515
[1d20+5 = 21]
[1d8+1 = 8]
>>77509
After letting the effects of the potion wash over him, he takes one last potion before using his first-aid kit to help bandage himself up.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77514
77516 77517 77518
>>77505
"Well, to be honest, Dark Star, I find it difficult to imagine feeling about bad shooting somepony"

>>77513
Bandaged and +8 more health, or 17 recovered in total. He now has 4 potions remaining
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77515
77519
>>77513
Damn. Maybe Silver should have been some sort of healer.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77516
77519
>>77514
"Violence is bad. Mmmmmmm'kay."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77517
77519
>>77514
"i generally do not, but shooting an ally makes me feel terrible"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77518
77519 77524 77525
>>77514
He feels significantly better than he did before, with the pain almost completely nullified, save for a dull ache in his foreleg.
>>77500
"Ahhhh...I feel much better now than I did going into that fight. And I still have some potions left for another one."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77519
77520 77521 77522 77525
>>77515
You know, Like a Paladin

>>77510
It is so

>>77517
"Well, I can't say I've ever shot anypony I considered an 'ally'."

>>77516
"Go hug that fillie harder. She obviously need parents"

>>77518
You know, I'm not sure if he would have a bullet lodged in his ass
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77520
>>77519
"Maybe I will."
*Hugs filly next chance she gets*
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77521
>>77519
Shhhhhhhh...it's magic...
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77522
77523 77526 77535
>>77519
Cannibals cannot be Paladins.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77523
>>77522
Second this.
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77524
77525
>>77518
"Good."
I call out to Onyx "Bartender, are you still feeling sick?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77525
77530 77533 77535
>>77510
"Hey did you strip him of his armor?"
>>77519
>>77518
>>77524
"well Stallion Gang are we ready to move on? or are we going back?"
What time of day is it? how much time has passed?
>>77519
"its not a good feeling."

Silver
jBQja
?
No.77526
77527 77528
>>77522
Carnivore, not cannibal.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77527
77529
>>77526
"That's the same thing! Reeeeee!"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77528
>>77526
>>77526
Don't try to sugarcoat it, sicko
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77529
77531 77536
>>77527
"if he ate pony."
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77530
77532
>>77525
"No, but you can"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77531
77534
>>77529
You're on his side because you licked dead pony ashes. Don't think I am blind to that fact
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77532
>>77530
"it has your vomit on it. no thanks."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77533
77535 77539
>>77525
Silver seems confused as to when they decided on calling themselves the 'Stallion Gang'. "I am up for more. We still have job to do, after all. With luck, we will not have to deal with more of...whatever that thing was."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77534
77538 77542
>>77531
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i thought it was salt!!
kmwEx
?
No.77535
77539 77544
>>77525
I'm still rating it as 6PM. Ish.

>>77522
True

>>77525
"Well, I can't say I can really hep you much on that. Unless you need a Temptress, or just somepony to hold"

>>77533
Silver begins to wonder what created that one Ghast
\r
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77536
77537
>>77529
*ANGRY KIRIN NOISES*
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77537
77540
>>77536
It's ok. I'll stroke your mane to make you feel better if you want
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77538
77541
>>77534
This tbh
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77539
77544
>>77533
"well who wants to take point?"
>>77535
"i need both."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77540
>>77537
*Purrs*
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77541
77543 77549
>>77538
Why would there be some sort of salt in a metaphorical cemetery?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77542
77546 77549
>>77534
You fucked up.
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77543
77545 77547 77549 77550
>>77541
Today Argentina Anon will learn about embalming
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77544
77546
>>77535
All he knows about them is that they're hard as hell to kill unless you manage to trip them. But, as he's already got suspicions about the nature of why there's undead here from almost a century ago, he chalks it up to those suspicions: a lich. "I sure do hope whatever created this thing is long gone."
>>77539
"Onyx or I would be best candidates. We are both as tanks, while I have light from horn, and he has better weapon."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77545
77547
>>77543
There wouldn't just be salt lying around though.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77546
77548
>>77542
Expect a visit from Dark Star at the church
>>77544
"let him go first you took quite the beating."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77547
>>77545
>>77543
This
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77548
77549 77550
>>77546
He nods. "Then I will try my best to keep way lighted from behind him."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77549
77552
>>77541
>>77543
Like why the fuck are you randomly tasting suspected Embalming chemicals?

>>77542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>>77548
More unlit hallway deeper in, and what seems to be a door entrance
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77550
77551 77552 77553 77555
>>77543
>>77548
"lead the way colts. ill be in the back watching our rear."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77551
77559
>>77550
Dat's ghey
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77552
77553 77559
>>77550
He laughs in jest. "Just do not shoot our rears."
>>77549
"Hmm...should we try door?"
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77553
77554 77558 77559
>>77550
"Since you did such of good job of watching Silver's rear

>>77552
This doorway has a wooden door to it. The door is already open
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77554
>>77553
He had a mosquito on his flank and he couldn't swat it from where he was standing
Anonymous
+F4b7
?
No.77555
77556 77557
>>77550
Onyx goes ahead
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77556
77557 77590
>>77555
Follows
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77557
77560 77570
>>77555
>>77556
Walking a little further down, he sees more hallway with more doors
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77558
77563 77564
>>77553
...Blue must have some really weird fantasies.
Silver peeks in past the doorway.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77559
77561 77563
>>77551
no u
>>77553
"well i dont know about that. but i did a great job with yours."
>>77552
"Ha, no promises."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77560
77563
>>77557
Checks the ceiling
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77561
77562
>>77559
"...Wait, didn't you say you were going to grab chemicals in well room?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77562
77567
>>77561
"What?"
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77563
77565 77566
>>77558
No, she's just a sarcastic bitch who was making fun of that statement

>>77560
there seems to be a formally constructed vaulted ceiling. There is some moisture and cobwebs. Strangely, the air is actually better over this direction

>>77559
"You did, but only after I guided you..."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77564
77567
>>77558
It seems to be more or less a copy of the last room, with a few differences

There is no lumber in the pit
There are... sounds, shall we say, coming from the pit
There is another booklet on the table
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77565
>>77563
Dark Star Doesnt let it affect him
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.77566
>>77563
[Dark Star burning intensifies]