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Occupied Equestria: Weird Tails
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.76857
76905
This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics

4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
2003 replies and 73 files omitted.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77975
77976 77982
>>77974
"No,No of course we can still see a movie."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77976
77979 77980 77982
>>77973
No, actually, horses can and will eat small mammals and birds if they get close enough. They just don't usually because there's a much more readily available source of food for them to eat, usually.
>>77974
>>77975
Silver gives Dark Star that look again. "Unless you want to have zombie coltfriend, I would recommend postponing."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77977
>>77974
Reeeeeee, but I like meat!
Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.77978
77981 77992
>>77974
21 to go
>>77972
Attention all pony rpg-ers Onyx need your help...
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77979
>>77976
You need to roll a bluff check to see if I believe you, because horses don't have canines, meaning they are not suited to pierce meat at all.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77980
77983
>>77976
"But."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77981
>>77978
Haha I get it
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77982
77983 77984 77985
>>77976
And silver has the whole Argiculture of half Equestria as readily available. He's not starving in Stalliongrad

"Well, 'coltfriend' is a bit strong. We are acquaintances"

>>77975
"What were you doing that got you bit by a zombie?"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77983
77988
>>77980
"...You are one strange stallion..."
>>77982
"Way he goes on about you? One would think you were worth more than all gold and artefacts in Equestria. Seems just bit grandiose for mere 'acquaintances'."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77984
77988
>>77982
Well, 'coltfriend' is a bit strong. We are acquaintance
Dark star stares off in the distance for a few minutes
>What were you doing that got you bit by a zombie?
"i got rushed."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77985
>>77982
"Aw come on, Skies, you really went in there when Star kissed you. I bet you fucked him after we split up."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.77986
77987
>>77971
Cows are PEOPLE!
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77987
77989 77991
>>77986
Well, until they're dead. Then they're just meat.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77988
77990 77993
>>77984
"You okay there buddy?" She places a hoof on his, and then strokes his mane

"What were you doing when you were rushed? Urban spelunking?"

>>77983
"What has he been saying?"
Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.77989
77991
>>77987
I like the way you think
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77990
77991
>>77988
"That you were most wonderful wonderful mare in world."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77991
77993 77995
>>77989
>>77987
But what if they are salt?

>>77990
She pulls back, blushes and smiles
"He must be speaking of a different mare"
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77992
77994
>>77969
>>77972
>>77978
I'm late. Sorry.

Anonymous
etJve
?
No.77993
77995 77999
>>77988
"I shot one in the head and got rushed by the other one."
>>77991
"Nah i was talking about you."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77994
77996 77997 78000
>>77992
Too late. Onyx died in your forelegs. Should've been faster.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.77995
77999
>>77991
No thanks, I'm on a low-sodium diet.
>>77991
>>77993
He throws another look in Dark Star's direction. "Which is why I recommend you go and take care of your stallion, here. Love is beautiful thing, I do not wish to see it halted so soon."
Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.77996
77997 77998 78003
>>77994
REEEEEEE
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.77997
78001 78003
>>77994
Damn it.
>>77996
Alas... he was the best crystal horse.
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.77998
78001 78002
>>77996
I kid. He's fine, just so sore he can't move.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.77999
78004 78006
>>77993
"But what were you doing that placed you within shooting distance of zombies? Those are hyper-rare, and I am sure you didn't find one just walking down the street"
She blushes a bit, curls in her tail and moves her rear legs together

>>77995
"What do you want me to do? I don't understand what the hell is wrong with him. You said something about zombies"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78000
>>77994
F.
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78001
78007
>>77998
>>77997

Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.78002
78003 78007
>>77998
>Dead looking horse noises
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78003
78005 78007
>>77996
>>77997
>>78002
Onyx wasn't dead, just paralyzed for 5 minutes
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78004
78012
>>77999
"We were exploring the old curwhinny farm. and we went in the basement. its like a dugeon down there. you're pretty cute when you blush."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78005
>>78003
I think they know that. You've already stated he was alive and all.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78006
78012
>>77999
"He needs to see doctor, or priest, or somepony who knows how to cure diseases that turn you into zombies."
OnSS9
?
No.78007
78008 78009 78010 78011 78020
[1d20-1 = -1]
>>78001
>>78003
Alright.
>>78002
I try to drag him to safety again with my useless strength check.
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78008
78009
>>78007
;-;
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78009
_agony.jpg
>>78008
>>78007

Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78010
>>78007
Whoopsie. You dropped Onyx in the pit.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78011
>>78007
Spark is not a very strong pony.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78012
78013 78015
>>78004
"I see..."
She crosses her forelegs now, and continues to blush

>>78006
"Did you have a plan?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78013
78014 78016
>>78012
Dark Star Strokes her mane
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78014
78018
>>78013
She almost purrs
"What do you need?"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78015
78017
>>78012
"There is nearby Cathedral. They should be able to cure diseases of this nature."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78016
>>78013
Nice one, mares always like their strokes.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78017
78018 78019
>>78015
"You trust those Celestia worshipers to be able to help him?"
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78018
78024 78029
>>78014
"to get to the priest at the parish church"
>>78017
"the priest Gave me food when i was younger. Hes a good stallion."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78019
78024
>>78017
He nods. "It is what they do."
Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.78020
78021 78022 78023
>>78007
Fren plz ;-;
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78021
78026
>>78020
It's time to show Spark's evilness and shoot Onyx when he's down. Cuz he greedy boi
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78022
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>>78020

OnSS9
?
No.78023
78025
[1d20-1 = -11]
>>78020
I try again. Hopefully the undead aren't chasing us.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78024
78027 78029
>>78018
>>78019
She is more than a little skeptical
"Alright....

I guess I will follow along, but I can't say I can help much besides being another body"
Anonymous
jBF2m
?
No.78025
78026
>>78023
Better...
Shimmering Spark
OnSS9
?
No.78026
>>78021
Even if I was evil, my gun wouldn't work with these rolls.
>>78025
Hooray!
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78027
78028 78030
>>78024
Make her suck the fecer through his dick. That'll help.
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78028
78030
>>78027
*Fever
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78029
78031 78038
>>78024
>>78018
"It is good you will be with him. He will need emotional support from ponies he cares about." And with that, Silver continues to help Dark Star walk towards the Cathedral. "Do not worry, Star. You have wonderful mare you love to look after you while they help cure this affliction from you."
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78030
78038
hqdefault.jpg
>>78027
>>78027
>>78028

Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78031
78033 78034 78039
>>78029
"im the lucky stallion in the world."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78033
>>78031
"That you are, my friend."
Iron OOC
kzwsd
?
No.78034
78036
>>78031
Not really. You got infected with zombid AIDS. I doubt that's lucky.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78036
78037
>>78034
thats fix able.

Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78037
>>78036
I guess that's true.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78038
78039
>>78029
>>78030
The Cathedral is perhaps mile away. When they approach they can see the building. It is a towering neo-gothic structure with two spires, either with a number of ornate decorations on it, and a white granite exterior. Fairly tall, it's the most ornate building Silver has seen at least since City Hall
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78039
78040 78041
>>78038
Silver whistles at the sight of the impressive structure. "And I thought City Hall was beautiful building..."
>>78031
"Come on, not much further, now."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78040
78042
>>78039
It's not as impressive as any of several (former) Cathedrals in Saint Petershoof, but they are not lacking for style. The doors are vaulted in shape, 15 feet tall, and big and thick wood. They have metal knockers. There is a light on to the left side
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78041
>>78039
"good im getting tired."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78042
78043 78056
>>78040
Figuring there's no real reason to try to open the doors when there's somepony already inside, he tries the knocker while calling through the door. "Hello! My friend, he is in need of assistance! He is ill!"
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78043
78044 78045 78047 78049
>>78042
There is no immediate response from the inside

Blue comments "Damned Celestia worshipers. They don't even realize that by sending their love to the captive princess, they are feeding Changelings"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78044
>>78043
I'll just jot this down when I go for changelinghood
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78045
78046 78047
>>78043
Dark Star knocks
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78046
>>78045
>Inb4 the knock puts Dark Star prone ans makes him vomit.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78047
78049
>>78045
>>78043
No immediate response
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78048
78060
Is this the same Cathedral I prayed at?
jBQja
?
No.78049
78050 78051 78053 78056
[1d20+2 = 8]
>>78043
He turns to Blue. "You must not be from Equestria. It is...difficult for us to just leave Her behind. She was like mother to Equestria. To all of us. Our shining beacon in times of darkness. We would all look to sun in sky and know that we were safe. We were in Her embrace. With Changelings in West, and Black Hooves in East? We Equestrians have to turn to Her even more. We need that hope She provides, or we will be lost."
>>78047
Strength: Growing impatient, Silver tries to open the doors himself.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78050
78056
>>78049
Reeeee no wreck church door!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78051
78052
>>78049
>She was like mother to Equestria.
It would also be kind of selfish to just give up on her altogether, just because she's in a position where she can't help you.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78052
>>78051
While true, she did lose against foreign forces in this universe. That dwindles passion for the god.
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78053
78054 78056 78057 78063
>>78049
"Celestia didnt help me when i needed her the most. thats why i turned to the black hooves. they arent so bad.""
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78054
>>78053
You wanna get cured or not?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78055
I'm going to have to go soon.
kmwEx
?
No.78056
78059 78060 78061
>>78042
>>78049
"You are right. I am not from Equestria. But I do know about your princess. I know how she was defeated by Chrysalis when she came in with a single hive the first time. I know about how she could not hold back Tirek or the Storm King or any number of other threats, and how she contracted out safety to a small but competent band of heroes. And that is a decent strategy... If your enemies are few in number or have a keystone to them. But when they come in the millions, numbers so great they block out your precious sun, and when they come with new machines of war, you need an entire nation to defend. And Celestia, for all you exalt her and place her upon a pedestal, has failed to raise her pony subjects up to the same level. Because when you all consider yourselves to be lambs in a flock, and rely on somepony else to protect you, you neglect to learn how to protect yourselves. Celestia's reign bred complacency. It bred a spirit of servitude. The ponies did not learn how to unite and fight as a nation. And that is why they failed, because for all of the celebration of the strength of harmony, they neglected the 'armonia' that forms a pony's bond to their countrymare, and service to the nation.

And their faith in harmony with other races... guh!" She gives a sign of disgust. "They cared more for Yaks, Griffons, and even Changelings than they did for their own poor ponies on the Griffonian continent. Tell me, have you ever heard of the ponies of Iksegard? No? You never shall, because they don't exist anymore. While your queen was eating cake and being nice to Griffons, the 'Reformisten' slaughtered them all. The Duke, and the Duke alone, tried to avenge the ponies of the ancient eastern marchlands. And when he did, Celestia declared war on him. Not on any of the aggressive griffons, but on her own former subjects. She attacked first. Have you heard of Manebourn? How it was sacked by Aquelian revolutionaries? Equestrian soliders among them? Some 'protector of ponykind' she used to be. And when the Changelings came in their swarms, the yaks and griffons just stood there and watched.

But all of this, really, is besides the point. If that queen were even a tenth as honorable as you want to believe she is, she is still a Changeling captive. And you may be ignorant of how that works, but I am not. When you send your love or faith to her, the Changelings take their little share of it

So whether you like him or not, only the Duke remains to claim the mantle of the protector of ponykind"

The door opens

>>78053
Blue Skies strokes his mane
"That's the spirit"

>>78050
Oh please, it's unlocked
\r
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78057
78058
>>78053
While Iron is indeed a dick, he would pay respect when he is in need of help.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78058
>>78057
Also this.
When in Rome.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78059
78062
>>78056
Iron would respect the shit outta that wall of text.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
5018Q
?
No.78060
78062
>>78048
>>78056
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78061
78062 78063
>>78056
He chuckles darkly as the doors swing open. His thoughts travel back to the bodies they found earlier, those of the EDF units, injured, killed, or worse when New Mareland invaded. "You are funny. Where I come from, protectors do not shoot ponies they claim to protect." He quiets down when he steps into the Cathedral and starts to look for somepony to help Dark Star.
kmwEx
?
No.78062
78065
>>78060
No. sh was in a chapel at the monestary. It was mentioned that the priestess was

>>78059
If only he had been there for it

>>78061
"You mean they don't shoot ponies in Stalliongrad? I wouldn't be so sure. Manebourn was a New Mareland city. A Dominion city just a few years before. One of your empresses's protectorates. It was sacked, and the Ponies who sacked it were very much minions of your princess. It is thanks to the NMAC and the Airforce they did not kill more. Equestria attacked first. Don't hate us for being strong enough to win a defensive war, and saving half Equestria from being Changeling slaves in the process"

As he goes in, he sees grand lines of pews, and a huge vaulted ceiling. There are ornaments of many kinds around. The lancet windows of the church have stained glass images, many of them concerning the Elements of Harmony.

One of the windows is boarded up with wood. It must have shattered or come loose from the vibrations of artillery.
\r
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78063
78064 78065 78067
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>>78061
>>78053
Blue Skies stays outside

As Silver goes further in, a yellow Earth pony runs from a door to his left and tries to great Silver. She is wearing religious gard, and she can be reasonably identified as a priestess

"Hello, I heard you knocking. My name is Priestess Sundew. What can I do for you at this hour?"
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78064
>>78063
Sundew? You mean Sunny D, right?
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78065
78066 78067 78068
>>78062
He stays silent, not wanting to argue over politics, and especially not wanting to argue over politics in a place of worship like this.

Internally, he fumes at the damage done this Holy place.
>>78063
Silver is very much thankful that Blue stayed outside. "Priestess...my friend, he is very ill. We were clearing undead, in tunnels underneath Curwhinny Farm. One of them, some kind of powerful zombie, bit my friend. I fear he may turn into one of those monstrosities. I brought him here as soon as I was able, in hope you might be able to cure him of his affliction."
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78066
>>78065
*done to this
Anonymous
etJve
?
No.78067
78068
>>78063
>>78065
"A-Am i gonna be okay?"
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78068
78069
>>78065
Blue Skies preemptively answers the concerns about the broken window. "I assure you that if the artillery corp had ever intended to target or damage this structure or anything near it, there would be so much more damage than a single dislodged window"

>>78065
Sundew's expression changes from jovial and friendly to a sort of horror

"I had heard rumors about the Curwhinny farm when I was a fillie. Tell me again, what bit him?"
She is concerned

>>78067
"I don't know, I think we have to call in our expert on the undead"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78069
78070
>>78068
"Again, it was like zombie, but...none like I had ever seen before. It was strong, and resilient, and fast. Some walking, soulless corpse that was once pony, created by Curwhinny long ago, that had managed to escape. And it...reeked, worse than death. Another one of my friends, was attacked, and it paralyzed him completely. There was a former member of EDF, there from when New Mareland attacked...those things had turned him into one of them."
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78070
78071
>>78069
"Is that what infected him? Some sort of soldier?"
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78071
78072 78076
>>78070
"Not soldier, but same things as him, ones who turned soldier into zombie...like them...I do not have name for them, I am afraid.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78072
>>78071
*afraid."
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78073
78074
GM was abducted to the movies again. Typical GM stuff.
Silver
jBQja
?
No.78074
78075
>>78073
I'm wondering if I'd be able to play some more HoI4 before he comes back.
Iron OOC
81ubl
?
No.78075
>>78074
That game usually takes ages to play. I've seen many let's play about it, and they take a long while.
Anonymous
kmwEx
?
No.78076
78122
>>78071
>>78071
"Oh dear... I'm afraid this goes beyond my area of expertise. Let me call in Father Maren. He is our parish's expert on such matters. It's a good thing you came to the mother church here, as he generally resides here"

She canters off towards a door in the back and the left, going in, and coming out some two minutes later
"He is coming." After her follows an old grey Unicorn stallion with darker black robes and a great sun embroidered on it, black mane, and an eye that is glassed over in a cataract. Despite his black mane, he has the voice of an older stallion

"They tell me you've had some dealings with the undead on the old Curwhinny property" he says

"Pardon me, my name is Father Lancaster Maren. I stay by my books mostly."