This RPG is set in the land of Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foriegn fascist nation. It is based in large part on the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&D 3.5 mechanics
4 of the group have taken a job to clear a site of a future real estate development of undead. They seem to have stumbled upon a centuries old evil long forgotten by Equestria. Meanwhile, Ash has discovered foals from the order of Saint Prancis orphanage practicing dark magic and sacrifices in the woods, while Iron is having not-so-pleasant dreams
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>>78586Wait, that should actually be 16, because of size advantage.
>>78587I replied to the wrong post.
>>78586 was meant for
>>78583 [1d20+1 = 5]>>78584“Well, if you needed an exorcism after visiting there, then yes, I can imagine”
>>78585Still dark
>>78586Rolling
>>78590Iron rubs one of his eyes. He feels his erect cock. "Great. Now what am I going to do with this thing?" He tries to sleep again, back against the soft mattress. He grumbles about his predicament.
[1d20+21 = 34]>>78592>>78590And finally, the Dire wolf, who held back his initiative, moves in to pin the possessed one.
Since she's already grappled, his grab attack automatically succeeds.
Rolling opposed check.
>>78590"Have you ever Seen anything like zombies before?"
[1d20+1 = 10]>>78592Not enough
“RAAAAAH!”
>>78593Rolling
>>78591What
does an earth pony do with it?
>>78594“I can’t say that I have. Ever”
>>78595Iron realizes he can't sleep with his penis erect. "I guess I can take of it outside. No way I am messing this place up." Iron groggily stands up and proceeds to exit his room. He looks for any way out of the building.
[1d4+12 = 13]>>78595Rolling nonlethal damage, from the dire wolf's grapple.
It's pinned for this round, btw.
>>78595"they were missing chunks of their bodies, one was castrated."
Dark Star stares at his drink for a few seconds before taking a big sip of it
>>78603It's really not that bad for unarmed damage, I think.
>>78599Yeah, I don’t believe a +12 damage. That’s like a 34 strength
>>78596Down a dark hallway at the end is a door. There are doors to other rooms
>>78602“Well... that’s... interesting”
>>78605Iron walks to the door at the end. He doesn't want any scared nuns claiming rape attempts by entering their rooms.
>>78605Dark Star Takes another big sip
"it was......disturbing."
>>78606The door is locked, albeit from the inside
>>78607She pats his back
“There is worse to follow”
>>78605Yeah, I just saw that myself. I used the Dire wolf's base damage and added +2 for Augment Summoning.
Now that I look at it, it should be +8 (27 str). The Dire Wolf's Bite attack deals 1.5 it's strength modifier.
>>78609*It's actually 29 strength (+9).
>>78608Iron attempts to unlock the door. Maybe it's a simple lock to open without any sort of key.
>>78610We’ll call it a +9
>>78611Unlocked simply enough, and opens
>>78612Okay.
>>78611Sorry if I got a bit too excessively meta, considering this is just a dream...The possessed one is now pinned, by two wolves for this round. She can't move.
>>78612Iron proceeds to exit the corridor through it and closes the door again. He inspects the surroundings yet again for the exit.
>>78613I did not mean to reply to Iron there.
>>78615Oh noes, I cannot move. Hope Ash doesn't do anything naughty to me.
>>78613“RAAAAAAH!”
>>78614 Nopony seems to be looking
>>78608"i know. i have to go back i promised Spark. and the Barpony tells me that Oynx And Spark Havent Been Seen Since We left the farm. im worried."
>>78617Iron keeps trying to find the exit to this damn abbey. He huffs in annoyance at the size of the building.
>>78618“They are probably just taking their time”
>>78619He’s already at an exterior doorway. It opens to a moonlit night
[2d20 = 33]>>78617Sister Ash takes another 5 foot step back, trembling, and holds back her initiavive with a readied action as the remaining two wolves join the grapple.
The wolves automatically succeed on their grab checks. Both these opposed rolls have a +4 mod.
Being pinned by 4 creatures, it's not going anywhere.
>>78620Iron shakes his head. He needs to spot better sometimes. He proceeds to open the door and looks for any quiet places where he can do his business.
>>78620"i hope so. Do you have Work tomorrow?"
>>78622I take it Ash will Just sit this one out?
>>78624“I always have some tasks. Why do you ask
>>78623It’s quiet. There are nice bushes and trees around
>>78625He guesses a tree will provide solid cover from any wandering nuns. He goes for the one furthest from the abbey without going too far away so as to lose track of the abbey's position.
>>78622Technically, it should have been a +8 mod on each, but that's realy irrelevant at this point.>>78625Nope. It's her responsibility.
Sister Ash steps forward, levitating the knife that was used earlier; tears steaming from the corners of her eyes.
"... I don't have to power to save you.. but I can repose you..." She says, solemnly
>>78625"i wanted to take you shooting if you could find the time tomorrow."
>>78626It is clear enough to see the alley, and any nuns who would come outside would be unlikely to go there, as they would go to the garden
>>78628“What kind of shooting?”
>>78629Iron sighs. "Now to deal with the actual problem." He jumps a bit, putting his front hooves on the trunk of the tree, leaving him in a somewhat bipedal position. He then tries to remove one foreleg, see if he can maintain balance.
>>78627As soon as the possessed closes it's eyes from the minimum of ~20 points of damage it'll takes this round, Sister Ash telekinetically drives a knife through its heart in a couple de grace.
"... I'm sorry..." She , with a hoof on the tortured creature's cheek
>>78629"Target Shooting.or skeet shooting if your into that sort of thing."
>>78627With hateful eyes, she gives a last hiss
She fades into grey, and vanishes
>>78630This is... awkward, but neither does it fail
>>78631Newp! Fillie has other plans
>>78633>It disappearsFuck. I totally didn't expect that.
Okay.. what happens next?
>>78633Iron now brings his free foreleg and attempts to wrap his member with it to imitate the feeling of a mare's vagina. "She just had to leave me like this. What a waste of semem," He grumbles in annoyance.
>>78635>imitate the feelingFail. But it may be good enough to stimulate
>>78634And how does Ash respond
>>78632“Hmmm... we could”
>>78637She recoils stepping back, confused as she is upset.
"Wh-what's going on..?"
>>78637Iron thinks it is adequate. He starts stroking himself at a moderate pace. He starts having lewd thoughts of that yellow-maned, jade-eyed mare. "I will get her next time. If there is a next time."
>>78637"i know my Blue Rose Has Thorns. and id like to help you Sharpen those thorns."
I stumble in to find one player jerking it, another going shooting as a date, and the nun fighting something.
Never change faggots
>>78641Don't worry. We couldn't change if we tried.
>>78639He can almost see the jade eyes staring back at him
>>78638There is no foal, only an empty campsite with a fire. Then the setting shifts again. Zebrican meadows, tall grass and distant trees. Then, a horrid droning noise. Giant aluminum birds fly overhead in great flocks and formations, fast and low. They cast shadows that pass over the grass like large animal spirits running across it
>>78640“D’aww. Don’t you worry. I’ve been sharpening them for 20 years”
>>78647"im not worrying about it"
He smiles
"just offering a helping hoof."
>>78647Sister Ash is confused, but doesn't pay it mind (because she's dreaming).
>>78649Rather, she doesn't pay mind to the reason why the world suddenly shifted.
>>78647Iron smiles, not even caring if the image is made by his mind or real life. He grunts, slowing his pace, not wanting to cum anytime soon. "I hope she likes the show," he mutters.
>tfw have to share a continent with ziggers
>>78648She smiles back, and holds onto his hoof
>>78649The birds continue their flocked flying and dreadful hum as the fly forward, until the forests at the far end of the meadow erupt in explosions,
scene cuts to a twisted face looking back, and...
>>78651He doesn’t think any pony is watching, but somehow... he thinks she would like it
>>78653Iron, shrugging off the idea that anyone is watching, decides to go as fast as he can muster with his hoof. Thinking of that strange mare. That strange, sexy mare. He also tries to maintain this pace for as long as possible.
>>78653Dark Star Strokes her face.
>>78654 Coal, green eyes, twisted muzzle
>>78655No way he’s holding that back. He explodes onto the tree
>>78656*purrs*
She’s still pretty
>>78657Not even a fortitude save?
>>78653Oh, this is the possessed one from earlier?
>>78658Actually, yes
>>78659This is not. It’s a different image
[1d20+5 = 17]>>78660Alright, time to impress a changeling queen with some high endurance.
If it's lower than a 10, feel free to keep the first outcome >>78657"Whats your Favorite weapon?"
>>78660Then who's face is this?
Sister Ash steps back again, confused.
"Who are you?"
>>78652Also, I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out where Zebrica would be.
Is the map we're using at all similar to the Cutie Map, or the map from the movie? Is Kirin Grove part of Zebrica?
>>78662“Sex” she answers, with a wicked smile
>>78663Only a fleeting view, not anypony she can interact with
>>78664Then don’t envision it. South of Equestria, and that all that can be said
>>78661Looks like he holds on for another minute
[1d20+5 = 23]>>78668More fortitude rolls inbound. He will last until he feels like it!
>>78667"well,if thats a weapon i hope i get hit some more."
He Laughs
>>78669So far, so good
>>78670She laughs
“I’m a passive intelligence gatherer more than an assassin. But to answer your question... I like the simple .38 revolver”
>>78671"thats interesting. got any cool stories?"
[1d20+5 = 18]>>78671Okay, one last fortitude save. If this works, Iron shoud've lasted 4-5 minutes of non-stop sexual stimuation. Hope it's good.
>>78672“The sad thing about this profession is that you can’t speak much of your adventures. I don’t know how much Seabreeze wants me to tell”
Roll a d20 to see how cocky she gets
>>78673Just... Iron still hasn’t
>>78674After he supposes that 5 minutes have passed, he decides enough is enough and releases his seed voluntarily. He can show her a better time physically if she approaches him.
[1d20+5 = 21]>>78667Back
>Don't envision itI'll take that as a no then.
Sister Ash tries to look closer.
Perception check.
>>78676She relays a story about how while working in Zaphia, she was able to essentially walk into a meeting conspiring against the colonial government, and the dumb griffins even led her to foreign conspirators
>>78681Dark Star laughs
"the griffons can be a bit slow at times."
>>78681Uh, do I keep rolling fortitude saves until I get like a 5 or something?
>>78688
The closest location to the Dragon's Lair in the mod is The Mountain, which is the capital of the Dragon Tribes just to the south-east of Equestria. Not sure if that would suffice. Either way, you don't have to take the game THAT seriously.
Though, what's funny is that the second closest possible location of the Kirin Grove in the mod would be right on top of New Mareland.