Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58320
TBH, last night was as adequate a representation (in terms of the chaotic and antithetical nature to how the game normally is) of a Crimson Skies event as I could hope to depict ITT. In Crimson Skies, everyone either hides out in certain buildings where the game mechanics doesn't allow attacking players, or its a free-for-all pvp slaughterhouse with no respawn.
In a shitposting sense, that's kind of what last night was
TBH, last night was as adequate a representation (in terms of the chaotic and antithetical nature to how the game normally is) of a Crimson Skies event as I could hope to depict ITT. In Crimson Skies, everyone either hides out in certain buildings where the game mechanics doesn't allow attacking players, or its a free-for-all pvp slaughterhouse with no respawn.
In a shitposting sense, that's kind of what last night was
>>58325
From a pure religious stand point, baptism is just a symbol of obedience to an order. Blasphemy against the order should be enough in the real world to renounce a baptism by symbology, which can be anything from simply says you don’t believe it to taking the god in question’s place as deity.
>>58333
The trips confirm brad is a grouch! Hehe
From a pure religious stand point, baptism is just a symbol of obedience to an order. Blasphemy against the order should be enough in the real world to renounce a baptism by symbology, which can be anything from simply says you don’t believe it to taking the god in question’s place as deity.
>>58333
The trips confirm brad is a grouch! Hehe
>>58335
>>58326
>>58324
That's just going to cause her to lose all of her paladin's mount abilities - the speed, the improved evasion, shared saving throws and the transformation abilities
>>58326
>>58324
That's just going to cause her to lose all of her paladin's mount abilities - the speed, the improved evasion, shared saving throws and the transformation abilities
>>58336
The transformation ability is her ability, not Brad's, and the speed and evasion aren't really that significant.
I want a more permanent, independent change. And I'm willing to go to great lengths to attain it. It's my character's primary goal from now on.
The transformation ability is her ability, not Brad's, and the speed and evasion aren't really that significant.
I want a more permanent, independent change. And I'm willing to go to great lengths to attain it. It's my character's primary goal from now on.
>>58337
>Tracy's motivation: I want power
Actually, this makes sense to me because of Tracy as a character.
I'll explain why later
>Tracy's motivation: I want power
Actually, this makes sense to me because of Tracy as a character.
I'll explain why later
>>58339
She had it before she was a mount. That "baptism" did nothing but drain her ability.
If Football only drains her power, I find a new divine source of energy.
She had it before she was a mount. That "baptism" did nothing but drain her ability.
If Football only drains her power, I find a new divine source of energy.
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>>58345
You think Hitler would grant her a wish to restore her power if she completed a Quest to earn it? The DFB (Germany's soccer federation) strongly supported Hitler and the National Socialist regime from early on.
You think Hitler would grant her a wish to restore her power if she completed a Quest to earn it? The DFB (Germany's soccer federation) strongly supported Hitler and the National Socialist regime from early on.
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>>58353
The only thing is... I can’t draw worth shit. But I’m good at stealing stuff from others and layering it together in a semi-decent way in photoshop.
The only thing is... I can’t draw worth shit. But I’m good at stealing stuff from others and layering it together in a semi-decent way in photoshop.
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>>58365
Because the faggot wants it and the character does whatever the faggot wants, which is more items, powers, and basically more everything
Because the faggot wants it and the character does whatever the faggot wants, which is more items, powers, and basically more everything
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>>58370
Wrong. The faggot can put some thought into his character, develop a personality and then he can make the best decision for that particular character.
Wrong. The faggot can put some thought into his character, develop a personality and then he can make the best decision for that particular character.
>>58367
>Coming from the character who said he wanted a dragon last night
We all want more stuff, faggot.
A greed-oriented motivation model is appropriate for an evil character, especially a thief. She's not fighting for the virtue of good, she's fighting for her own interests.
>Coming from the character who said he wanted a dragon last night
We all want more stuff, faggot.
A greed-oriented motivation model is appropriate for an evil character, especially a thief. She's not fighting for the virtue of good, she's fighting for her own interests.
>everyone actually wanted it
Oh, okay...
So, what I can gather from the bits and peices of Tracy's backstory is: she has been a victem of circumstance, a.k.a. things out of her control
Biggest thing I've got off the top of my head is the thing I don't remember what exactly happened, sue me that didn't allow her to have foals.
Tracy hasn't always held the power in her life, and now she's in a place where she can gain powers she never thought possible, and she wants them for one simple reason:
So she can feel in control of what happens to her
Oh, okay...
So, what I can gather from the bits and peices of Tracy's backstory is: she has been a victem of circumstance, a.k.a. things out of her control
Biggest thing I've got off the top of my head is the thing I don't remember what exactly happened, sue me that didn't allow her to have foals.
Tracy hasn't always held the power in her life, and now she's in a place where she can gain powers she never thought possible, and she wants them for one simple reason:
So she can feel in control of what happens to her
>>58381
At least my character has something that she's striving for. Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is.
My character's goal is to complete the development of her power and become a real ghost-pony. Before you start bitching about what that entails, think of what you want instead.
At least my character has something that she's striving for. Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is.
My character's goal is to complete the development of her power and become a real ghost-pony. Before you start bitching about what that entails, think of what you want instead.
>>58379
And why the fuck were so many of Infernius's and my comments deleted? Did we hit a trigger or some shit?
And why the fuck were so many of Infernius's and my comments deleted? Did we hit a trigger or some shit?
>>58384
>Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is
What's wrong with that exactly? Is Applejack a terrible character because she is content to serve her family on the farm? Besides, I'd have him assume the roll of actual mayor if it weren't for the fact that Infernius would protest
>>58386
Yes really. And I sincerely have no understanding of Torcuil's motivations. All I know is that he likes artillery and is really fucking grouchy and anti-social all of the time
>Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is
What's wrong with that exactly? Is Applejack a terrible character because she is content to serve her family on the farm? Besides, I'd have him assume the roll of actual mayor if it weren't for the fact that Infernius would protest
>>58386
Yes really. And I sincerely have no understanding of Torcuil's motivations. All I know is that he likes artillery and is really fucking grouchy and anti-social all of the time
>>58386
Stix has that memory loss thing, and it seems so far that he's trying to rediscover who he is and what he's capable of.
Torc is an interesting guy. His interest in gnomes, engineering and artifice in general is a very wizardly theme. Wizards are iconically characters who try to make discoveries and break new frontiers in science and magick. I think his behavior thus far has been appropriate And fun, although he hasn't shown very much strange ambition for things that her really, personally wants (this is coming from a thief; excuse my greed-oriented philosophy). Torc is a helpful and fun character, and I really do like him. Torc/Snek dialog is great too.
Stix has that memory loss thing, and it seems so far that he's trying to rediscover who he is and what he's capable of.
Torc is an interesting guy. His interest in gnomes, engineering and artifice in general is a very wizardly theme. Wizards are iconically characters who try to make discoveries and break new frontiers in science and magick. I think his behavior thus far has been appropriate And fun, although he hasn't shown very much strange ambition for things that her really, personally wants (this is coming from a thief; excuse my greed-oriented philosophy). Torc is a helpful and fun character, and I really do like him. Torc/Snek dialog is great too.
>>58388
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying don't insufferably rant on about other PCs ambitions when you could focus on your own.
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying don't insufferably rant on about other PCs ambitions when you could focus on your own.
>>58387
Infernuis was ridiculed and tortured for what he believed in in the last life, now he's found a place when not only do people not attack him for his beliefs, but he may be able to convert some.
And shagging Thez
>>58388
Yeah, I need to spell out Torc's motives in future
>>58389
Nah, I don't blame Stix cause he's still new too.
>Torc/Snek dialog
I love writing it too
Infernuis was ridiculed and tortured for what he believed in in the last life, now he's found a place when not only do people not attack him for his beliefs, but he may be able to convert some.
And shagging Thez
>>58388
Yeah, I need to spell out Torc's motives in future
>>58389
Nah, I don't blame Stix cause he's still new too.
>Torc/Snek dialog
I love writing it too
>>58392
My plan for Stix’s story is kind of dumb, but it is the best I got, so I’m going with it. I built it up too much to change it much now.
My plan for Stix’s story is kind of dumb, but it is the best I got, so I’m going with it. I built it up too much to change it much now.
>>58393
To be fair, Sorcerers don't need the materials...
Which is why I'm not a fucking WIZARD
>>58394
>"You know for a race known for being speedy, they really are slow in responding..."
Torc doesn't respond, but glares daggers at Snek
>"You know, a bit of constriction could probally move them along quicker"
"I may be morally grey, but no"
>"Not any worse then when you went full white knight for the trolly unicorn"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
>"I know all"
>>58395
M8 it still can't get worse than my first fucking idea
To be fair, Sorcerers don't need the materials...
Which is why I'm not a fucking WIZARD
>>58394
>"You know for a race known for being speedy, they really are slow in responding..."
Torc doesn't respond, but glares daggers at Snek
>"You know, a bit of constriction could probally move them along quicker"
"I may be morally grey, but no"
>"Not any worse then when you went full white knight for the trolly unicorn"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
>"I know all"
>>58395
M8 it still can't get worse than my first fucking idea
>>58395
We need to get Stix a hunting requisition so that he can show off his skills.
It's the Dark Ages in fantasy land: there has to be someone in need of a monster hunt/extermination.
We need to get Stix a hunting requisition so that he can show off his skills.
It's the Dark Ages in fantasy land: there has to be someone in need of a monster hunt/extermination.
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>>58396
"I SPECIFICALLY WANTED YOU TO NOT KNOW"
>"Listen, I'm just saying 7/10. Evil enough to be entertaining and not good, but your motives where definitally in the right."
>>58407
Uh let's see, closure and... hmm, can't think of a good word for it.
In a nutshell: He wants to help those that suffered the fate of his people, but he also wants to move on and gain closure. He may not have been able to save the ones close to him, but he'll help the ones he can.
"I SPECIFICALLY WANTED YOU TO NOT KNOW"
>"Listen, I'm just saying 7/10. Evil enough to be entertaining and not good, but your motives where definitally in the right."
>>58407
Uh let's see, closure and... hmm, can't think of a good word for it.
In a nutshell: He wants to help those that suffered the fate of his people, but he also wants to move on and gain closure. He may not have been able to save the ones close to him, but he'll help the ones he can.
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Hey stix can you ponyfiy this?
>>58427
I cant draw though.
I cant draw though.
>>58355
See that's funny cuz I'm a half-decent sketch but unless its crappy shoops I can't modify images to save my soul. I'll give some samples
See that's funny cuz I'm a half-decent sketch but unless its crappy shoops I can't modify images to save my soul. I'll give some samples
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Censorship is wrong.
>>58391
>Break the game
Who are you to say when a game is "broken"? There are always greater obstacles.
Infernius and Torc can cast all of their spells without preparation or materials,and we still manage to have fun with things anyway, what I want to attain over time pales in comparison to that, so I don't see how that could possibly "break" the game.
Holy shit. What part of that opinion was so ban-able?
>>58391
>Break the game
Who are you to say when a game is "broken"? There are always greater obstacles.
Infernius and Torc can cast all of their spells without preparation or materials,and we still manage to have fun with things anyway, what I want to attain over time pales in comparison to that, so I don't see how that could possibly "break" the game.
Holy shit. What part of that opinion was so ban-able?
>>58436
Its a space based campaign(based on the D20 system).
Im not gonna run it today, i was just asking you to join.
Its a space based campaign(based on the D20 system).
Im not gonna run it today, i was just asking you to join.
>>58438
Earth 2044
American Reich (NSWPP)(Shane Rocwell 3rd Fhürer)
Holy Russian Republic (Orthodox Republic)(Andrei Rasputin)
Neo- Britannia (monarchy)
(King Chad I)
4th Reich of Germany (NSDAB)
(Ansell Frost)
Lone star empire (monarchy)
(Hunter Dixon)
Confederate States of America
(Anarcho capitalist)
Canadian badlands(technocrocy)
(Hans pal)
New Japanese empire (monarchy)(Hirohito 4)
League of Australian shitposters(Chanarcy) (lord Bruce the Dingoking)
Best Korea (fascist) (kek il song)
Earth 2044
American Reich (NSWPP)(Shane Rocwell 3rd Fhürer)
Holy Russian Republic (Orthodox Republic)(Andrei Rasputin)
Neo- Britannia (monarchy)
(King Chad I)
4th Reich of Germany (NSDAB)
(Ansell Frost)
Lone star empire (monarchy)
(Hunter Dixon)
Confederate States of America
(Anarcho capitalist)
Canadian badlands(technocrocy)
(Hans pal)
New Japanese empire (monarchy)(Hirohito 4)
League of Australian shitposters(Chanarcy) (lord Bruce the Dingoking)
Best Korea (fascist) (kek il song)
>>58438
The break away point from our reality is 1964 Commander Rockwell got enough support to become president and the rest of the world saw an opportunity to get (((them))) off their backs as well. (((They))) are all gone from north America and Europe. The only ones still alive are on the island of Madagascar.
The break away point from our reality is 1964 Commander Rockwell got enough support to become president and the rest of the world saw an opportunity to get (((them))) off their backs as well. (((They))) are all gone from north America and Europe. The only ones still alive are on the island of Madagascar.
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Okay,this has been bothering me for a while..
I hear Brad's faggot complaining about being "underpowered" all of the time, but if he wanted to deal more damage, why didn't he just take Extra Turning (or at least train for it)? In every battle, I see him saving his turning slots instead of using them for Divine Might for extra Char damage, and half the time he never even uses them later on (I mean, he's already got an inhuman amount of charisma). With Extra Turning, he could use his Charisma for his attack rolls more often without worrying about running out or why-ever he keeps saving his turning slots like they're more valuable than Smite Ebil.
I mean, Paladins (and Blackguards) who prioritize Charisma have the most possible damage per hit in an attack roll of any of the martial classes after level 6 when they spend their turning slots: that's why they have the alignment restrictions and uber-strict code of conduct. The likelihood that the party would suddenly encounter an army of zombies is pretty nil, so I don't see why he keeps saving his turning slots.
I hear Brad's faggot complaining about being "underpowered" all of the time, but if he wanted to deal more damage, why didn't he just take Extra Turning (or at least train for it)? In every battle, I see him saving his turning slots instead of using them for Divine Might for extra Char damage, and half the time he never even uses them later on (I mean, he's already got an inhuman amount of charisma). With Extra Turning, he could use his Charisma for his attack rolls more often without worrying about running out or why-ever he keeps saving his turning slots like they're more valuable than Smite Ebil.
I mean, Paladins (and Blackguards) who prioritize Charisma have the most possible damage per hit in an attack roll of any of the martial classes after level 6 when they spend their turning slots: that's why they have the alignment restrictions and uber-strict code of conduct. The likelihood that the party would suddenly encounter an army of zombies is pretty nil, so I don't see why he keeps saving his turning slots.
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>>58443
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>>58454
What is the color scheme for these drawings? I want to see what I can do with color editing (which I suck at).
What is the color scheme for these drawings? I want to see what I can do with color editing (which I suck at).
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>>58455
The first pic is outdated, and would require a bit too much explanation. The second image is a gross simplification of something in between that and this
The first pic is outdated, and would require a bit too much explanation. The second image is a gross simplification of something in between that and this
It will take me a couple hours to come up with a satisfactory sketch, and I won't be able to start on it today
>>58459
Well, I could use the practice on these drawings, even if you don’t want them. I will use my own color choice if you don’t suggest anything, but I just wanted to know so I get your character’s color scheme right.
Well, I could use the practice on these drawings, even if you don’t want them. I will use my own color choice if you don’t suggest anything, but I just wanted to know so I get your character’s color scheme right.
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>>58460
Hair, skin, eyes, the rest is classic martial-arts type garb (greys and blacks n sheeit).
Colors are approximations not definitions
Hair, skin, eyes, the rest is classic martial-arts type garb (greys and blacks n sheeit).
Colors are approximations not definitions
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>>58460
Here's a pic I found that I use as something of a visual reference, except with the indicated color palette. Would b gold accents on rope and bracers.
Here's a pic I found that I use as something of a visual reference, except with the indicated color palette. Would b gold accents on rope and bracers.
>>58444
It's also why I wish Tracy's Char we're higher, but she's not going to get the chance to increase her cloak any time soon..
It's also why I wish Tracy's Char we're higher, but she's not going to get the chance to increase her cloak any time soon..
>>58467
Blackguard rebuke/command ability is actually pretty useless unless you've got huge Charisma for Divine Might, or you're a fallen. I misinterpreted her stats when I took the class.. BGs have access to a lot of insane pist-epic feats, but all of those require Char above 20..
I get a buffed-up cohort in two levels and a Sneak attack in one though, so I'm content with what I've got. Not taking any more than 5 levels though.
Blackguard rebuke/command ability is actually pretty useless unless you've got huge Charisma for Divine Might, or you're a fallen. I misinterpreted her stats when I took the class.. BGs have access to a lot of insane pist-epic feats, but all of those require Char above 20..
I get a buffed-up cohort in two levels and a Sneak attack in one though, so I'm content with what I've got. Not taking any more than 5 levels though.
>>58456
Although I can picture her pretty easily, I find it frustrating that I cannot find even one picture of a dwelf on the entire internet.
Looks like race-mixing of that particular variety is uncommon in fantasy land.
Although I can picture her pretty easily, I find it frustrating that I cannot find even one picture of a dwelf on the entire internet.
Looks like race-mixing of that particular variety is uncommon in fantasy land.
*feeds mimic*
>"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer-"
"Oh so I can't sing, but you can?"
>"You're implying that you can sing"
"..."
"Oh so I can't sing, but you can?"
>"You're implying that you can sing"
"..."
>On her way to work one morning
>Down the path along side the lake
>A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
>His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
>"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"I fucking swear"
>"Take me in tender woman
>Take me in, for heaven's sake
>Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I give up"
>She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
>And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
>She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
>She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Why me damn it"
>She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried
>"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
>She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
>Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"You better not do that to me"
>"I saved you, " cried the woman
>"And you've bitten me, but why?
>You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
>"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin
>"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Who taught you that poem?"
>"Trump"
"I see..."
>Down the path along side the lake
>A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
>His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
>"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"I fucking swear"
>"Take me in tender woman
>Take me in, for heaven's sake
>Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I give up"
>She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
>And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
>She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
>She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Why me damn it"
>She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried
>"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
>She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
>Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"You better not do that to me"
>"I saved you, " cried the woman
>"And you've bitten me, but why?
>You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
>"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin
>"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Who taught you that poem?"
>"Trump"
"I see..."
>>58497
With the arms and the stat advancements and items,its +16 +12. What rlse do you add to a grapple?
With the arms and the stat advancements and items,its +16 +12. What rlse do you add to a grapple?
... a raw 42 bonus for strength requires a strength score of 94. With a 39 Thez had a +14, so I don't know where the error occurred but try again. Xp.
[2d20 = 19]
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
[2d20 = 15]
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
>>58509
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
>>58512
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
>>58517
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
We should sweep the forest in a gibbernigger eradication project.
>>58522
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
[1d20+28 = 45]
*Grapples America*
*Grapples America*
[1d20 = 10]
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
>>58534
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Peace out my ninjas
>out
>out
>>58542
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
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