Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58033
Then I guess Tracy can go knocking on doors and Trumpaladin can advance on Fae going towards the center of the city
Then I guess Tracy can go knocking on doors and Trumpaladin can advance on Fae going towards the center of the city
>>58037
In these past several weeks you've had multiple chances to stab several orcs, a mimic, and a robot, and you've chosen to ignore all of them. Your lack of stabbing is your own doing. Now help me advance the story because Cardishore is hiding something
In these past several weeks you've had multiple chances to stab several orcs, a mimic, and a robot, and you've chosen to ignore all of them. Your lack of stabbing is your own doing. Now help me advance the story because Cardishore is hiding something
*meteors fall directly into unpopulated areas*
*tornado of locusts*
*pigs start climbing walls*
*volcano erupts at the far end of the continent*
DAMN YOU CANDYASS
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tracy falls over and begins vomiting uncontrollably
Tracy falls over and begins vomiting uncontrollably
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>>58070
You can’t win them all... I had a feeling our luck was up after two straight wins at the penalties... and the curse of applejack...
You can’t win them all... I had a feeling our luck was up after two straight wins at the penalties... and the curse of applejack...
>>58072
unless the world falls apart or we pass some hate speech law for the internet, then it my not happen next time
unless the world falls apart or we pass some hate speech law for the internet, then it my not happen next time
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>>58076
Well, just being realistic. However, if we succeed in what we are wanting to accomplish, then those situations may never occur.
Well, just being realistic. However, if we succeed in what we are wanting to accomplish, then those situations may never occur.
>>58083
Infernius finds in spite of his insistence, that doge prefers to run behind Uatchit, jumping and barking as they proceed.
Infernius finds in spite of his insistence, that doge prefers to run behind Uatchit, jumping and barking as they proceed.
As Uatchit takes off and begins to pick up speed *blink* the dog is on the ground again while running behind, barking and chasing after.
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So, what does Tracy see deeper in the city?
I want to ransack these houses if nobody's in them.
I want to ransack these houses if nobody's in them.
*divegrass channeling ceases*
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Alright, first off Stix.
>>57935
The small squirrel considers his answer for a moment, but then looks immediately behind him with an astonished expression. Its body tenses in apparent apprehension,... apparent that is because upon turning to look what had spooked it, he finds nothing there. Upon turning back, he finds that the squirrel is gone, and in its place is an oversized Acorn
>>57935
The small squirrel considers his answer for a moment, but then looks immediately behind him with an astonished expression. Its body tenses in apparent apprehension,... apparent that is because upon turning to look what had spooked it, he finds nothing there. Upon turning back, he finds that the squirrel is gone, and in its place is an oversized Acorn
Torcuil and Snek are still with the gnomes as I recall, detailing the situation with the cannon.
Tracy and Trump continue to explore the city, attempting to find any sign of people. The concrete structures reverberate sound throughout the area, making it difficult to pinpoint the location of the commotion. Fae is standing by at the entrance to the city, while Infernius is rapidly making his way on Uatchit, along with doge who *blink* showed up on the fly. "Big bird-things. LIke bear. Very growl."
Tracy and Trump continue to explore the city, attempting to find any sign of people. The concrete structures reverberate sound throughout the area, making it difficult to pinpoint the location of the commotion. Fae is standing by at the entrance to the city, while Infernius is rapidly making his way on Uatchit, along with doge who *blink* showed up on the fly. "Big bird-things. LIke bear. Very growl."
>>58120
Not a whole lot of anything really. Part of a hallway maybe? None of the windows seem designed for visibility, rather they appear to be more for drawing in natural light
Not a whole lot of anything really. Part of a hallway maybe? None of the windows seem designed for visibility, rather they appear to be more for drawing in natural light
>>58122
So, I take it's not possible to assess if anyone is in the building or not?
Tracy gives up on robbery and heads closer to the sound of the commotion, in stealth.
So, I take it's not possible to assess if anyone is in the building or not?
Tracy gives up on robbery and heads closer to the sound of the commotion, in stealth.
Tracy keeps moving and searching around until she encounters something of interest.
>>58125
Snek debates whether or not the gnomes have short term memory loss
"Yes,youknowTheStrayCatasitusedtobecalled."
Snek debates whether or not the gnomes have short term memory loss
"Yes,youknowTheStrayCatasitusedtobecalled."
Tracy changes her disguise to Barney the dinosaur, for no reason whatsoever.
>>58128
Trump returns to the hole to allow Fae (and Infernius not long after, as he can be seen approaching).
>>58131
More and more as much as Tracy searches, she gets the feeling that though inside the city, she's still in a relatively "outside" area that doesn't get much (any?) traffic in spite of the deliberate paths. Every path is perfectly smooth and precisely level. Still, she is making progress toward the reverberating sounds of people(?).
>>58132
That conversation was with gnomes that look just like these ones, but not these ones.
>>58133
>this is your mindset
Trump returns to the hole to allow Fae (and Infernius not long after, as he can be seen approaching).
>>58131
More and more as much as Tracy searches, she gets the feeling that though inside the city, she's still in a relatively "outside" area that doesn't get much (any?) traffic in spite of the deliberate paths. Every path is perfectly smooth and precisely level. Still, she is making progress toward the reverberating sounds of people(?).
>>58132
That conversation was with gnomes that look just like these ones, but not these ones.
>>58133
>this is your mindset
>>58134
Well, if the hole is big enough, he lets Fae through. Then he waves for Infernius to come, happy to see him
Well, if the hole is big enough, he lets Fae through. Then he waves for Infernius to come, happy to see him
>>58134
Tracy continues forward, contemplating robbing one of these buildings, but deciding she'd much rather retrieve her knives.
Tracy continues forward, contemplating robbing one of these buildings, but deciding she'd much rather retrieve her knives.
>>58114
Sorry for my delay.
Stix looks around.
“Trollestia? Where did you go?”
He observers the acorn to see if she turned into it.
Sorry for my delay.
Stix looks around.
“Trollestia? Where did you go?”
He observers the acorn to see if she turned into it.
>>58137
What does the road ahead look like?
Tracy begins running to progress faster, abandoning stealth.
What does the road ahead look like?
Tracy begins running to progress faster, abandoning stealth.
>>58139
Alright, he beckons Infernius to come through. Then he mounts Fae, and prances down the streets on her back at full gallop
Alright, he beckons Infernius to come through. Then he mounts Fae, and prances down the streets on her back at full gallop
>>58144
"There's a city through here.... something isn't quite right about it. There's robots prowling the streets. Very powerful, and no hiding from them. Follow me"
"There's a city through here.... something isn't quite right about it. There's robots prowling the streets. Very powerful, and no hiding from them. Follow me"
>>58142
What he means is that while chasing the fly very noisily, he stumbled across a trio of Owl-Bears that sought to eat him, so he teleported. Don't ask me to iterate that in doge.
>>58143
"I think we'll be able to get a better idea from the air. There doesn't seem to be anyone around," Fae replies.
What he means is that while chasing the fly very noisily, he stumbled across a trio of Owl-Bears that sought to eat him, so he teleported. Don't ask me to iterate that in doge.
>>58143
"I think we'll be able to get a better idea from the air. There doesn't seem to be anyone around," Fae replies.
[1d20 = 2]
>>58139
Stix takes the acorn and give the place one final look.
“That’s strange.”
Roll to search to find out what she ran from.
>>58139
Stix takes the acorn and give the place one final look.
“That’s strange.”
Roll to search to find out what she ran from.
I forgot because she never tried since then. Can Tracy still fly on her own? I just want to know that before I try it in an important moment.
Nevertheless, Tracy continues con the ground searching for any clue that could lead her to her treasures, well in her element in the urban landscape.
Nevertheless, Tracy continues con the ground searching for any clue that could lead her to her treasures, well in her element in the urban landscape.
>>58134
Oh, I thought you said it was the same gnomes
"Actually,youmayhavethedetailsalready,theshipusedtobecalledTheStrayCat."
Oh, I thought you said it was the same gnomes
"Actually,youmayhavethedetailsalready,theshipusedtobecalledTheStrayCat."
>>58152
They look identical yes, but that's because I like the theme of having 4 shitposting gnomes on hand for dialogue
They look identical yes, but that's because I like the theme of having 4 shitposting gnomes on hand for dialogue
I've got 90 mins at best before I pass out. I've been dreadfully sick this past week...
>>58165
As Tracy plods along, attempting to get an understanding of how these streets work and how to get where she's going, very loud music starts up unmistakably from the,... we'll just call it north for the time being. There's music to the north.
As Tracy plods along, attempting to get an understanding of how these streets work and how to get where she's going, very loud music starts up unmistakably from the,... we'll just call it north for the time being. There's music to the north.
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>>58178
Could you answer that though? Because I've yet to fully comprehend the consequences of that bizarre """baptism""".
Could you answer that though? Because I've yet to fully comprehend the consequences of that bizarre """baptism""".
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>>58183
But regardless, Tracy advances towards the sound, hoping to get a glimpse of what all of the commotion is about.
But regardless, Tracy advances towards the sound, hoping to get a glimpse of what all of the commotion is about.
Well, that didn't go anywhere at all, but there was divegrass this weekend. Hope to do some more adventuring next weekend.
Goodnight, m8s.
Goodnight, m8s.
>>58189
Sorry, but what I'm gonna do is use the character's current position and method of exploration to determine how the encounters/developments progress, but I was gonna calculate that over the learly part of the week
Sorry, but what I'm gonna do is use the character's current position and method of exploration to determine how the encounters/developments progress, but I was gonna calculate that over the learly part of the week
>>58190
Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be that involved, but when it was I couldn't look away, closing all kinds of windows n shit just so the 3k+ stream stopped frikkin lagging on me. I missed half of the quarter AND semi-finals cuz of bandwidth issues
Yeah, I hadn't expected it to be that involved, but when it was I couldn't look away, closing all kinds of windows n shit just so the 3k+ stream stopped frikkin lagging on me. I missed half of the quarter AND semi-finals cuz of bandwidth issues
>>58196
I'm undecided tbh. If she does retain her flying ability, she'll need to pull some Gurren Lagann, spiral power shit.
Otherwise, it does work when mounted (by Trump)
I'm undecided tbh. If she does retain her flying ability, she'll need to pull some Gurren Lagann, spiral power shit.
Otherwise, it does work when mounted (by Trump)
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>>58228
Thousands upon thousands of years ago, there was a pygmy tribe that dwelt in the lower reaches of Detroit. For Detroit was not called Detroit back then, but Chicago, and it was populated by large mice that were known to eat human flesh. Later they were all killed off due to the continental drift which caused Detroit/Chicago to sink far into the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which was called the Atlantic ocean back in those times. That is the story of how the once mighty City of Atlantis sank beneath the waves, taking with it the secrets to its really tasty barbecue sauce. But that is a story for another day.
In any event, the mice rebelled; coating themselves with strawberry Quik and rolling around in ants, they absorbed the ant venom and became all powerful ant-mice, with six legs apiece and a mighty stinger with which to thrust into the hearts of their enemies, and then abscond with ALL THE CHEESE. The Great Lord Elway did see these things, and did henceforth sell his two-story condo in Chicago, for he did realize that the real estate value was about to go down. Way down. So far down that the Mole People would be disturbed by this and rise from the ashes of once-mighty Detroit, to feast upon the souls of children on All Hallows Eve.
I forget where I was going with this exactly. Something something Denver Broncos I think. Oh yeah, soccer is forbidden, no exceptions, no immunities.
Thousands upon thousands of years ago, there was a pygmy tribe that dwelt in the lower reaches of Detroit. For Detroit was not called Detroit back then, but Chicago, and it was populated by large mice that were known to eat human flesh. Later they were all killed off due to the continental drift which caused Detroit/Chicago to sink far into the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which was called the Atlantic ocean back in those times. That is the story of how the once mighty City of Atlantis sank beneath the waves, taking with it the secrets to its really tasty barbecue sauce. But that is a story for another day.
In any event, the mice rebelled; coating themselves with strawberry Quik and rolling around in ants, they absorbed the ant venom and became all powerful ant-mice, with six legs apiece and a mighty stinger with which to thrust into the hearts of their enemies, and then abscond with ALL THE CHEESE. The Great Lord Elway did see these things, and did henceforth sell his two-story condo in Chicago, for he did realize that the real estate value was about to go down. Way down. So far down that the Mole People would be disturbed by this and rise from the ashes of once-mighty Detroit, to feast upon the souls of children on All Hallows Eve.
I forget where I was going with this exactly. Something something Denver Broncos I think. Oh yeah, soccer is forbidden, no exceptions, no immunities.
Alright, my body has exhausted its energy (I only made it this far because of the lulz), so I'm going to turn in.
>mfw shit-posting so hard that a disciple of Elway deletes a fresh bronco-pasta
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>>58288
Insomuch as there's a 3-hour, 80 post gap that you should be able to see a mile away (among other things), yes I suppose they are in order
Insomuch as there's a 3-hour, 80 post gap that you should be able to see a mile away (among other things), yes I suppose they are in order
>>58290
There was a shitposting session so epic that Elway himself did come down from upon Mile-high to dispense justice in the face of wanton heathenry
There was a shitposting session so epic that Elway himself did come down from upon Mile-high to dispense justice in the face of wanton heathenry
That session so crossed into other dimensions that it was caused to no longer exist, except in the minds of a handful of faggots who were caught in this time-paradoxical episode.
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Elway did then appear and bring Football to counter the change in game, and did shout his mighty-large green-text that one letter took up the whole screen of my phone
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>>58296
He did? I still shows on my screen. Guess I have to refresh the page.
why does brad hate my shitty edits?
He did? I still shows on my screen. Guess I have to refresh the page.
why does brad hate my shitty edits?
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>>58301
It was glorious. I stayed up to shitpost in spite of thinking (erroneously) that I was working morning crew, just cuz I couldn't pry myself away
It was glorious. I stayed up to shitpost in spite of thinking (erroneously) that I was working morning crew, just cuz I couldn't pry myself away
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>>58301
Got it saved. Here are a few.
Got it saved. Here are a few.
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A few more modifications,... she wants me to run with this one
>>58307
As in, increasing their save DCs or damage per round?
I know bigger monsters (with more constitution) have stronger poisons, but I was wondering if alchemy could decrease the lethal dose, or create new poisons themselves, was considering putting craft ranks into it.
Either way, I still want to breed giant ass monsters with increasingly deadly poison. Spider-Eaters make great mounts too.
As in, increasing their save DCs or damage per round?
I know bigger monsters (with more constitution) have stronger poisons, but I was wondering if alchemy could decrease the lethal dose, or create new poisons themselves, was considering putting craft ranks into it.
Either way, I still want to breed giant ass monsters with increasingly deadly poison. Spider-Eaters make great mounts too.
>>58309
The "lethal dose" is kind of irrelevant, as even a tiny amount is considered "an application". As far as damage, the existing poisons are pretty sufficient, the best ones in particular
The "lethal dose" is kind of irrelevant, as even a tiny amount is considered "an application". As far as damage, the existing poisons are pretty sufficient, the best ones in particular
>>58311
If I'm feeling generous, yes
The save DC is fortitude based. Poison effects overlap for every successful applied attack (whether poison is injury or contact) except with natural poisons (usually pertaining to creature types/abilities).
Ability scores that drop to 0 indicate death, one application of some poisons do 3-4d6 in ability score damage. I'm not seeing the problem.
If I'm feeling generous, yes
The save DC is fortitude based. Poison effects overlap for every successful applied attack (whether poison is injury or contact) except with natural poisons (usually pertaining to creature types/abilities).
Ability scores that drop to 0 indicate death, one application of some poisons do 3-4d6 in ability score damage. I'm not seeing the problem.
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>>58312
Okay. There was never a problem to begin with, just exploring the options.
It's also a good motivation for Tracy to help Stix hunt down some badass monsters for their poison glands and other useful body parts.
Okay. There was never a problem to begin with, just exploring the options.
It's also a good motivation for Tracy to help Stix hunt down some badass monsters for their poison glands and other useful body parts.
>>58313
K, I just didn't want to mess with the mechanics. After looking into them, poisons are pretty solid, especially if using self-applying poison (magical) weapons. Its a relatively cheap modification/upgrade
K, I just didn't want to mess with the mechanics. After looking into them, poisons are pretty solid, especially if using self-applying poison (magical) weapons. Its a relatively cheap modification/upgrade
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>>58315
That's actually why I crafted that heavy mace all those months ago. I wanted to make a Rod of The Viper. I still don't have the spell though, so it's just sitting in a vat of blood waiting to be finished.
That's actually why I crafted that heavy mace all those months ago. I wanted to make a Rod of The Viper. I still don't have the spell though, so it's just sitting in a vat of blood waiting to be finished.
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