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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1477 replies and 135 files omitted.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56798
741.png
>>56794

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56799
thenightmareafterfusliJPG1.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56800
Tracy spits out dirt and curses.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56801
56803 56804
"Well if I can't sing, what music do you like?"
>"I thought you'd never ask"
Suddenly, Mr. Snek is wearing sunglasses and a hat that Torc finds somewhat familiar.
He also now has a speaker playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSLPkVHScVw
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56802
1519771044355.jpg
>>56794
New
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56803
>>56801
Pinowave
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56804
Screenshot-2018-2-27 Rare Nuts.png
>>56801
Thank you ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56805
56806 56807
Tracy wanders back towards the grove to check out on howto set up her barbed wire.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56806
56807 56809
>>56805
This is for me throwing salt in Tracy's transit to Cardashil isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56807
56809 56814
>>56805
We can buy livestock, right?
>>56806
Well, I assumed Cardashil was a no-go until this weekend.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56808
56809 56810
Trumpaladin reees
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56809
>>56806
>>56807
More like Cardashit... I'll leave now
>>56808
Well that was unexpected
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56810
56811
>>56808
"Shh!"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56811
56812
>>56810
"Why are you taking me? What is going on?"
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56812
56813
>>56811
*flies to the sil wall*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.56813
>>56812
Trumpaladin thinks he understands now
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56814
56815
>>56807
Well maybe not as late as the weekend, but I have to revamp Cardashil if that's where Tracy is headed, since its been a minute since the last time "I thought Tracy/party was going to Cardashil".
Xp
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56815
56816
>>56814
Can Tracy go buy livestock for her ranch in the meantime?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56816
56817
>>56815
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56817
56818
>>56816
Great.
After Tracy finishes buying her barbed wire, she returns to the port.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56818
>>56817
*Setting up her wire
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56819
56820
Stix wanders back into the forest. This time, hoping to avoid suspicious looking trees that may be home to various killer creatures.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56820
56823
>>56819
Avoid the ones with converging sequences of trails
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56821
There should be a cottage next to the ranch.. Outta build one.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56822
56824
Tracy carefully checks on her jar to see if the hoof-eating soccerball is still alive.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56823
56824
>>56820
Aware that following small footprints got him into trouble last time, he curbs his natural curiosity and stays on a path to what he believes is where Trumpaladin said there was a grove.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56824
56825 56828
>>56822
Its stuck to the side of the jar, but otherwise fine
>>56823
With that thought in mind, Stix notices that the various spiralling trails which surround the tree come from only 3 of the cardinal directions, and that beyond the tree, there appears to be an almost (almost) absence of any natural foot-traffic. In the distance he can see a sweeping plain, with a small body of water weaving its way through the grass.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56825
56833
>>56824
Naturally, the plain would be a good place to check out.
But could he make it around the tree without possibly alerting anything?

will this need a roll?
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56826
56827
"Brad me have to piss."
Anonymous
Zr+gI
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No.56827
56829
>>56826
"Uh.... Okay. We need Fae to..."
x5CjY
?
No.56828
56830 56834
[1d20+21 = 25]
[hard-working mudpony noises]
"I'm glad I have this magick hand, or this barbed wire would be insufferable."
>>56824
Sleight of Hand to slip a tiny sandwich into the jar before it notices.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56829
>>56827
*lands*
"Fae to do what?"
*goes over to a tree*
*goes*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56830
56831
>>56828
I.. idk if that succeeded..
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56831
56832
>>56830
You rolled for that?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56832
>>56831
>9 Wis
Yep...
>tfw you open the jar already knowing that there's a mimic inside
Xqhzm
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No.56833
56834
[1d20 = 8]
>>56825
Stix tries to sneak around the tree to get to the clearing.
FQKZc
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No.56834
56835
[1d20 = 10]
>>56828
I'm at a loss. What is to be gained by putting in a sandwich unnotices vs. putting in a sandwich noticed?
>>56833

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56835
56838
>>56834
Mostly, to not get snapped at.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56836
56837
Before he can move 3 feet, Stix is suddenly surrounded by Gibbers, who tear at him from all sides until he's a dilapidated corpse.

I'm kidding, carry on past the tree.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56837
56839 56840
>>56836
I wouldn’t have been surprised... hehe

Stix makes it to the clearing and takes a look around.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56838
56839 56840
>>56835
Tracy is there, trying to feed her captive without getting glued again.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56839
>>56837
>>56838

Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56840
56841 56843 56847 56992
>>56837
Not to the clearing yet, but well on the way.
>>56838
This is good. I like this. It happens.
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
BGM cuz. I'm still analyzing this song. There's a nugget in there I haven't dislodged,....
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56841
56842 56846
>>56840
Tracy checks to see if the creature is still conscious
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56842
56846
>>56841
*if it has regained consciousness
dice 1d20
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56843
56844 56845
>>56840
Stix thought it was the clearing, but was only fantasizing he had made it. Strange, but I guess it wasn’t the first time he could swear his dream was real.

He continues to sneak...
I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, sorry
Xqhzm
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No.56844
[1d20 = 15]
>>56843
Fuck! Why do I always click the subject box?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56845
>>56843
None of us do Xp
>lol
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56846
56849
>>56842
>>56841
"You still alive there, little guy?" Tracy implores after placing the snack in the jar
Xqhzm
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No.56847
56848 56851
[1d20 = 14]
>>56840
By the way, that is some satanic/demon possession type stuff in that video... that ain’t right.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56848
>>56847
>can’t operate shit
REEEEEE
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56849
56852
>>56846
Upon inspection, Tracy can see that its rather stuck. It seems to have adhered to the bottom corner of the jar, and while it did a decent job of eating the sammich, its still kinda fixed. They really should learn to restrict their glue-secretions.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56850
56853
Torc and Snek's journey in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basofea2UEs

>>>/test/
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56851
56853
>>56847
I can see how it could be interpreted that way, but I see it differently. I see it as the divide between child-like sensibilities and modern expectation and socialization, resulting in (per the lyrics) an individual who is torn between two extremes.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.56852
>>56849
They can't undo their own glue?
Tracy gives the creature another sandwich, since Elway knows how long it's been since it last ate.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56853
56854 56915
>>56850
I want to see the adventures of Torc and Snek as a tv series.
>>56851
Or torn apart in the sense of the mind breaking due to those mind control tactics Hollywood uses to train actors to get into character better which can form split personalities. Conspiracy stuff...
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56854
56855 56856
>>56853
⠰⡿⠿⠛⠛⠻⠿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⠷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣄⠀⢶⣶⣷⣶⣶⣤⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠗
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⡄
⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠃
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉
Will you settle for a bunch of greentexts?
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56855
56857
>>56854
Sure. Sounds good to me.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56856
56857
>>56854
>29 days later
No green texts
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56857
56858
>>56856
Fek u
>>56855
I'll need time
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56858
>>56857
You have 2 days.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56859
[1d169 = 15]

Ignore this as Torc and snek fight over musical tastes
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56860
56863
*wonders where vrad ran off to*
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56861
56862 56866
"Some-"
>"What are you doing?"
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME-"
>"No, plz"
"THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME-
>"I'll 360 no-scope u m8"
"I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SH-"
Torc is cut off by Snek grabbing him and dangling him off the ship
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56862
56868
>>56861
Kek
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56863
56864
>>56860
*pops back in*
"I'm here"
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56864
56865
>>56863
"Ungrapples*
"Why do we need fae?"
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56865
56866 56871
>>56864
"Just waiting for her to catch up, that is all"
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56866
>>56861
o_O
>>56865
We're watching the movie,... again
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56867
56869 56870
2000px-Black_Sun_2.svg.png
Can Tracy craft an ebil version of a Sun blade? A black sun blade?
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56868
56870 56871
>>56862
"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK OUT OF IT!"
>"You really aren't in the position to make threats."
"PULL ME UP"
>"What's that, you want a free airship ride?"
"NO!"
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56869
56872
>>56867
Cool your fucking heels m8. The black sun isnt evil.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56870
56872
>>56867
I like the sound of that to be honest
>>56868
o_o
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56871
56873 56879
>>56868
*grabs pop corn*
>>56865
"Okay, we make camp?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56872
56874 56875
>>56869
I know.. but it'd be so cool.
>>56870
I imagined a blade that produces Blacklight instead of Daylight.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56873
56877
>>56871
"I'm not much of an outdoorsman. Let's get a hotel room in Cardishore"
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56874
56876
>>56872
>Blacklight
So she can see the semen stains everywhere?
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56875
>>56872
It would be a unique item,... but I'm kinda liking the idea desu
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56876
>>56874
Yes
Eyw81
?
No.56877
56878 56880
[2d20 = 30]
>>56873
"Theres no hotel rooom around here, sit down on that rock over there me make fire"
*gathers wood and makes a fire*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56878
>>56877
Good roll.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56879
>>56871
"DO WHAT YOU WA-"
Snek sighs and lets go
"CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE"
>"Wut?"
Snek then sees Torc flying next to the ship
"YOU ARE A PIRATE"

Snek resigns to his fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdi-CMwSXlQ
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56880
56881 56886
>>56877
"Reeeeeee! We can drive until we hit Cardishore! I am good at night, I do it all the time..."
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56881
56884
>>56880
Cardishore isn't that far away, is it?

Also, where is everybody going?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56882
56883 56886 56887
Is it Cardishore or Cardashil?
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56883
56886
>>56882
Cardignome
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56884
56885
>>56881
Cardishore is as far from Sparintenar as it is from Port Barry, and directly along the path. The destination, I think? is Gatesil or Greensil. With Greensil being a more direct path from Krenshall. Probably the most logical thing to do would be to head to Krenshall and try to meet up with Torcuil and try to take the much faster airship, but just going there is another possibility.

Infernius wants to capm along the road for some reason... Trumpaladin would have kept going until reaching Cardishore (hopefully before midnight) set up a room there, then gone all day the next day (because the sils are very far away)
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56885
56890
>>56884
He could just call his horse if he wants to get there faster.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56886
56890
>>56880
"Chill, we wait untill fae gets here then we leave."
>>56882
>>56883
The sil wall
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56887
>>56882
TBH, I think its both, speaking from precedence
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56888
56889 56890
I want those daggers back...
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56889
>>56888
Checked
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.56890
qUPq20m.jpg
>>56885
Pic

>>56886
*chills... for now*

>>56888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zNdw4DaUM8
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56895
*Puts up fence*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56908
56914
I want to raise gorgons on my farm.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56914
56917
>>56908
We should raise oni.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56915
56916
>>56853
You may have a point. To a degree its an indictment of of the mentality of society and the mentality that is being forced on the younger generations, and the coping methods that are both resorted to and in many ways conditioned to utilize. In a way, it resonates with the concerns I have for the over-saturation of dopamine-producing experiences and devices. Social media addiction translates to other forms of addiction quite readily, and considering the degree of maturation that is stunted by reliance on such devices and things (and I say that, having devoted the first 20 years to emergent video game consoles) the general message of the song (and the coreography of the video) makes sense in that context.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56916
56940
>>56915
>choreography
I know they did direct it... but it still looks like someone said: run around like a madman and we will make bucket loads of money.

the part where she messed with her eye was no accident... tin hat intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56917
56918 56919 56940
>>56914
>Oni
Those are basically the same as ogre mages: Not exactly livestock.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56918
56919
>>56917
Lets run a eugenics programme for true aryan ogres.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56919
56920 56932 56940
6056474_orig.png
>>56917
Then again, neither are gorgons.
They're cool as fuck though. Maybe they can be crossbred with cattle to breed a more docile species for commercial use.
>>56918
Now that's an idea.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56920
56921
>>56919
When you say cattle what do you mean?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56921
56922
>>56920
U-ugh.. Um.. Domestic/Dire cattle?
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56922
56923
>>56921
We need some hecks to.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56923
56924
>>56922
Gorgons are basically the Hecks of D&D.
I want giant goats too.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56924
56925
>>56923
Id like some cocatrices.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56925
56926 56927
>>56924
Was just going to mention those.
The entire estate can be divided into sections based on element.
The gorgons and cockatrices can go in the rock farm.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56926
56928
>>56925
We need a fire section.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56927
56930
>>56925
Are there any monsters that use gas?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56928
56929 56940
2635304823_007860ed8c_o.jpg
>>56926
I want firebreathing, screaming, fiendish goats/sheep.
I'll use Infuego as a stud.
*dresses up goat in bightly-colored bedazzled purple pimp hat, leopard-spotted pimp jacket, and a whole bunch of gold chains and other swag*
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56929
>>56928
You had me at firebreating goat.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56930
56931
>>56927
Plenty.
They should have a farm aesthetic though.
Gorgons look like cows, cockatrices look like chickens, and so on.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56931
56932
>>56930
Gorgons are cows?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56932
56933 56935 56944
>>56931
See >>56919
A gorgon is basically a bull with stone skin.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56933
56934
>>56932
I was thinking medusa tier gorgons.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56934
>>56933
Those are just called "Medusas": They're a race of monstrous humanoids.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56935
56936
Spoilered
>>56932
I see now. I misread that as goron at first.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56936
>>56935
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56937
56938
Gosh, it's hot today.
Anonymous
UqoUU
?
No.56938
image.gif
>>56937
It's 78 degrees inside my apartment
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56939
[complaints about barbed wire being more difficult to handle than you'd think]
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56940
56941
>>56916
No doubt, and I'm not dismissing the inevitable (((influence))) in the video, though the assertion that its not coreographed is false, as there have been repeat performances. Addtly, the girls in question clearly has dance and gymnastics training.
Having said, and having poured over the music, lyrics, and imagery, it strikes me that song pertains to suicide.
>>56917
Ehhhh, not quite, but agreed; not livestock
>>56919
They're better than oni
>>56928
>firebreathing goat
That's almost exactly what he is


Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56941
56942 56965
>>56940
Yeah, I know it was directed... just looks like it wasn’t. It’s just that weird interpretative dance/new age stuff. and “suicide” is something Hollywood knows a great deal about... *upgrading from tin foil hat to full body suit*
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56942
56943
>>56941
Fun fact, the duration of the song is 3:33, and the album is called 1000 Forms of Fear
>suit
Pleb, I have tinfoil cover-alls
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56943
56945
1CF038CB-4BE6-4A58-BACF-D1383ECC593A.jpeg
>>56942
>cover-alls
I just found the next level past that... how is your foil game looking now?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56944
56946
db4fc567ca6f38f6ec00bf19dfb7c044_XL.jpg
>>56932
I wonder how much their milk sells for.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56945
56948
>>56943
I can see that I am outclassed, a sporting victory
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56946
>>56944
>huehue le cheese joke
It's been a slow day today...
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56948
56949
238747B2-7AE7-49CA-BB50-4456EAFC616D.jpeg
3EF0ACB2-FCBA-4F9C-9BF5-EF3684D7ADEE.jpeg
E0DE1207-9A2D-472B-B16D-6E0110331A6F.jpeg
>>56945
Yes... now I just have to obtain said armor of the mighty crusaders against the phoenix.
>>56947
Looks like this one doesn’t, but they have smaller ones that do. These guys are nuts.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56949
56950 56967
>>56948
>GM makes note to determine the characteristics of tinfoil armor for future use

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56950
56951 56952
>>56949
Aluminum was more expensive than any metal in medieval times. It was almost unheard of.
It's actually pretty recently that humans have had the capacity to refine it, and now it's so cheap it's often thrown away.

I imagine it's be really light, but not that hard at all, and it blocks mind-affecting/enchantment affects when it directly covers the head.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56951
>>56950
It might also help reflect laser attacks. Shiny stuff seems to work most of the time.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56952
>>56950
>rarity
Meh. Off the cuff, I would rate it as having greater hardness than wood (but less than steel obv), and significantly lighter. Basically, I'm seeing it as being diet Mythril, except with mind-shielding
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56953
56954
Tracy goes looking for lumber to build a small shack in the grove.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56954
56956
>>56953
*chops down tree and drags it*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56955
56956
*builds cottage at the edge of the woods*
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56956
56957
>>56954
>>56955
Uhm,... the process is a bit more complicated than that. You're welcome to build a cottage but you might want to talk to Slovenia, as a log cabin is rather resource consumptive (A tree?) whereas a tree that is properly milled might suit the purpose (it will still take more than one tree). Also, chopping down a tree and THEN building a cabin is also resource (time) consumptive.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56957
56958
>>56956
What I had in mind was really a makeshift box-thing to store wire-coils and materials; not a shelter of any kind.
I guess that could wait though.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56958
56959
>>56957
A toolshed? That's fine
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56959
56960
>>56958
Yeah, a temporary one.
I was just bored tbh. Would have her train/craft, but she's away from the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56960
when he presses X.png
>>56959
Actually, fug it, she was last training for Fleet of Foot.
Tracy runs around in circles in the meadow, trying to figure out how to turn on a dime.
Eyw81
?
No.56961
56962 56963
[1d20 = 20]
*hunts some animals*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56962
56974
>>56961
Nice catch
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56963
56964 56974
>>56961
You have the most curious timing for 20s

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56964
56966
97a13cd2106d24bf550170b91a567c18--gaming-memes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>56963
Any 20 is a good 20 though.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56965
>>56941
Quick follow up, I was right. The song Chandelier was written in the aftermath of a period where she lost a partner to an accident and descended into a period of serious drug and alcoholism from which she almost took her life, having penned a suicide note.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56966
b0ee207fad3e557881c7a2bbc1e059ae--dungeons-and-dragons-playing-games.jpg
>>56964
Wrong image...
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56967
56968 56969
>>56949
Would that be light or almost non-existent?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56968
>>56967
Matters how thin it is.
Paper-thin armor is worse than leather.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56969
56971
>>56967
Still working on it. Quarter-inch thick aluminum obviously kicks the crap out of leather as far as protection, and isn't terribly encumbering. Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56970
I want a glass chainshirt.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56971
56972 56973
>>56969
>Also, I should point out that sorcerers aren't subject to the same armor restrictions wizards are.
WHAT

Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56972
>>56971
>Armor of any type interferes with a sorcerer’s gestures, which can cause his spells with somatic components to fail.
Wrong
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56973
56980
>>56971
Strike that, simple weapons only, but still no armor.
Eyw81
?
No.56974
56976 56990
[1d20 = 17]
>>56963
I know, what did i hunt down?
>>56962
Thanka
Xqhzm
?
No.56975
56980 56990
[1d20 = 20]
Stix continues his sneak past tree of death. He looks at the ground beneath him.
“Sticks... why’d It have to be sticks?”
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56976
56978 56982
>>56974
It had to be something interesting.Something interesting, I hope.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56977
56982

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56978
56982
>>56976
>>>/test/
pic didn't upload
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56979
56982
21bb4714cd79b7d16f11213fb539e3ea.jpg
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56980
56981
>>56973
Bards get light armor though
>>56975
Are you fookin me?
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.56981
>>56980
Oh wait, you aren't Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56982
56983
>>56977
>>56976
>>56978
>>56979
Posting has been fug for me today.. Might just be my computer though.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56983
56984 56985
83A7145C-8E9D-4A19-9797-E98154B0D6F9.png
>>56982
Oy vey! Our spy networks are on the fritz toda-

I mean... yes goy.,. your computer is very bad today. We know it is tough, so be sure to upgrade to the latest model with the latest in spy... er... security features! You won’t live to regret it.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56984
>>56983
kek
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56985
56987
>>56983
Shlomo i have a free train ride for you, please step on to my train.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56986
*rolls in grass*
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56987
56988
EE796E78-CE8E-4DE9-BB2F-BA85B04534B8.png
>>56985
FREE? Wait...
Sorry my good goy... er, friend. I don’t ride with those that are not as well educated in the Talmud as I am. I will have to just get free rides from elsewhere.
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56988
56989
>>56987
Well the my fine white man, the free trainride is only for people who practice Judaism.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56989
56991
A955C144-E074-4D86-B051-9DF40E0165AB.gif
>>56988
Well why didn’t you say so? You are a true friend of Israel and a good ally. You will go far in life this way.
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56990
56992 56994
>>56974
What are you looking for exactly? I mean, is he literally hunting game or something, or is he looking for wildlife to put on the ranch?
>>56975
And without too much fuss, Stix is able to maneuver his way around the tree and beyond. Wait, didn't he already make it past the tree? Didn't he make the field with the creek?


Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56991
56993
>>56989
*train leaves for Auschwitz.*
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.56992
57001
>>56990
>>56840
I thought you said I didn’t. Oh well.

Stix takes in the scenery, not sure what he his next course of action is.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.56993
56997
>>56991
Going to see a historical site where muh holocaust happened? Excellent! All the goyim must learn of the 6 gorzillion. And then there are the secret deaths of 6 zillion more before it all ever happened!
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.56994
56996 57001
>>56990
Both.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56995
Tracy is running around in circles right past the creek.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56996
56998 57004
>>56994
You could use commune with nature to find monsters in the area.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.56997
57006
>>56993
Yes we must bever forgetti the sixtysix million.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.56998
>>56996
16th caster lvl too: that's a 16 mile radius to find any unusual/powerful creature.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.56999
57000 57001
>"Checkmate"
"This is uno"
>"So?"
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57000
57003 57005
>>56999
I wasted trips on this?
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.57001
57002 57006
>>56992
Hmmmm. Curses, I'm going to have to look for it now.

In any case, yes. Stix has progressed beyond the forest into a large and open grassland, with a small creek running through it. In the distance, he can see the beginnings of a quaint and secluded grove. Oh, and apparently Tracy can be seen running in circles in the distance.
>>56994
<ahem> Is he looking to hunt something, or is he looking for something to stick on the ranch?
>>56999
Twice

Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57002
57027 57052
>>57001
To stick on the ranch
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57003
>>57000
>*wastes again*
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57004
>>56996
Ill do that next.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57005
>>57000
Fucking jej
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57006
57007 57008 57042
>>56997
I’m sure you can round it to 66 million and 6 hundred thousand. I’m sure many died fleeing to the oasis that was the USSR. Many a friendly face there, lots of family.

>>57001
He walks to the grove while calling out
“Hey Tracy! How did you get here so fast?”
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57007
57010
>>57006
*runnung stops*
Tracy turns to see him
"Oh, you're alive."
"I just ran, I guess.."
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57008
57009
>>57006
Would you like a tour of the ovens?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57009
57010 57011
>>57008
Wouldn't it be hospitable to offer a tired traveler a shower first?
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57010
57011 57013 57014 57027
>>57007
“So, this is where that Trollestia character lives huh?”
>>57009
Why yes goy... where are your manners?
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57011
57012
>>57009
>>57010
Yees were are my manners im sorry mr shlomo would you like a complementary shower.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57012
57018
>>57011
Perhaps later... first I must meet with the tour guide and learn of all the horrible things Hitler did. He was the most evil man in the world you know?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57013
57015
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>57010
*icy cold wind sucks all the energy out of the meadow*
"Wat?"
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57014
57027
>>57010
I would recommend leaving her grove before she ingests a certain drink
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57015
57016
>>57013
“Umm... I don’t know. That’s why I asked you. Trumpaladin said something about a grove with a Trollestia in it. You know anything about that?”
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57016
57017
>>57015
Tracy's demented scowl warps a bit before vanishing altogether
"There's nobody like that around here, not that I've sensed over the past couple weeks."
*busies self with wire*
"Just me, enjoying the scenery*
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57017
57019
>>57016
“Oh, alright. I guess I will scout around since I have no clue as to where I am right now. But first... how has your rock been doing? You two getting along?”
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57018
>>57012
*walks away*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57019
57020
>>57017
"If you find anything around here, be sure to get back and tell me about it m'kay?"
>rock
"Ummm.. ugh.. not exactly so sure yet.."
*taps jar*