Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>53291
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
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I know he's still here. He messes with the bump limit so we don't bump during the week, but we do on the weekends
>>53295
>>53295
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>>53300
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
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Tracy and Torcuil wake up in the entertron.
But they're still hungry.
But they're still hungry.
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This is what the party needs to do
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
>>53320
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
Sorry, any time I get asked who I am ITT I prefer to err with showmanship. I'm out at the moment, but I'll be in pretty soon.
>>53328
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Claiming Death once more
[1d20+4 = 9]
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
>>53340
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
>>53334
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
We outta lay out some spare bathrobes around the Entertron, for when characters re-spawn.
>>53349
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
>>53352
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
>>53353
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
Okay. First off, this isn't "real" Ben Shapiro, this is the guy who Ben Shapiro could be if he wasn't a jew. I mean I greatly appreciate his work vs. social justice and general idiocy, and I find his position not exclusively useful and thoughtful especially on the political and logical level, and threw him in there because it amuses me to think that Ben Shapiro is running the jewelry shop (which is also a money-hack). The only reason I kept him as a jew was as a shitpost. If you insist on gassing him, please gas him last.
Torc quickly dresses, hoping that he isn't cursed to have a shitty date every time he tries
>>53362
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
>>53366
Your pardon?
Your pardon?
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*works on wand*
Who's online atm?
Also, I really wanna shed these BG lvls to lvl-up faster. Should I do that before or after Cardishore?
*charges wand*
>>53385
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
>>53381
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
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>>53391
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
>>53390
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
I'd rather put the symbol right on her plot, but idk if that's allowed. Putting it on the robe would make it into an even more effective weapon, and would effectively allow her to attack her enemies with Cloak Dance.
>>53401
Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
>>53403
*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
>>53405
"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony*
"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony*
>>53406
"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin*
"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin*
>>53407
*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force
*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force
>>53408
"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might*
"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might*
>>53409
Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
>>53410
"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second
"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second
>>53414
"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways*
"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways*
>>53417
"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement
"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement
>>53418
When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419
"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419
"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
>>53420
"I love you"
Tracy learns her resistance has not been in vain, as the invader halts, and let's forth a stream of liquid in aquescence
"I love you"
Tracy learns her resistance has not been in vain, as the invader halts, and let's forth a stream of liquid in aquescence
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>>53435
The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
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>>53452
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
>>53456
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
>>53462
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
>>53466
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
>>53487
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
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