Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>52664
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
>>52670
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
>>52671
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
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>>52674
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
>>52683
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
>>52687
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
>>52701
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
>>52696
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
>>52718
If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked
>>52722
*moves into pony*
If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked
>>52722
*moves into pony*
>>52724
>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single
lol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single
lol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
Torcuil, that is
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>>52745
*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*
"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*
"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
>>52751
*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
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>>52760
"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more.. powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more.. powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
>>52761
Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her
Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her
>>52763
*Sucks more and more energy out of the Paladin, drinking generously from his well of power*
[Happy Fiend noises]
"~Hmmmm...! That's right; let it all out into me, Flashy.. Good boy.."
*Hind muscles vibrate with enhanced fervor*
*Sucks more and more energy out of the Paladin, drinking generously from his well of power*
[Happy Fiend noises]
"~Hmmmm...! That's right; let it all out into me, Flashy.. Good boy.."
*Hind muscles vibrate with enhanced fervor*
>>52767
"Ah fuck" Trumpaladin cries out, as he is no match for the muscular contractions of the mighty horse
*more fluid he didn't know he still had escapes from him*
"Ah fuck" Trumpaladin cries out, as he is no match for the muscular contractions of the mighty horse
*more fluid he didn't know he still had escapes from him*
>>52770
"Yes, yes, YES! Give me more..!"
*Bounces up and down repeatativly, mimicking the motions of a water pump*
"Yes, yes, YES! Give me more..!"
*Bounces up and down repeatativly, mimicking the motions of a water pump*
>>52773
*sneaks in hand to perform lay of hands on own penis to prevent it from entirely falling off*
*rubs horse vagina with other hand just because sexy*
*sneaks in hand to perform lay of hands on own penis to prevent it from entirely falling off*
*rubs horse vagina with other hand just because sexy*
>>52777
Tracy puts on a look of ecstasy as she crackles with energy, and strangely seems somewhat bigger than she was before, although Brad dismisses it as a figment of his imagination.
"At least now we don't have to worry about you outliving me." she says in horse-speech, too quietly to hear
>>52780
"Are you uncomfortable, Flashy?"
*lifts one enormous, soft rump-cheek, as to allow him the space to escape if he so desired*
Tracy puts on a look of ecstasy as she crackles with energy, and strangely seems somewhat bigger than she was before, although Brad dismisses it as a figment of his imagination.
"At least now we don't have to worry about you outliving me." she says in horse-speech, too quietly to hear
>>52780
"Are you uncomfortable, Flashy?"
*lifts one enormous, soft rump-cheek, as to allow him the space to escape if he so desired*
>>52787
No, that was common.
Horse speech is a sekrit language, like druidic: you'll lose your pony magick if you teach it to a non-pony.
>did you watch hellstorm?
Tracy's faggot was unlucky ennough to catch the flu on top of whatever the hell else has been ravishing his body, and ended up sleeping most of the day. I'll watch it when I discover the energy to give it the attention it deserves.
No, that was common.
Horse speech is a sekrit language, like druidic: you'll lose your pony magick if you teach it to a non-pony.
>did you watch hellstorm?
Tracy's faggot was unlucky ennough to catch the flu on top of whatever the hell else has been ravishing his body, and ended up sleeping most of the day. I'll watch it when I discover the energy to give it the attention it deserves.
>>52790
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I was just thinking how lucky we are to be together for the rest your our lives, Flashy."
[appreciative pony noises]
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I was just thinking how lucky we are to be together for the rest your our lives, Flashy."
[appreciative pony noises]
Wait a minute, if Torc couldn't cast 9th level spells, how did we defeat the Tarrasque in the first place?
*shoots self for for being an insufferable rulecuck*
*shoots self for for being an insufferable rulecuck*
[1d20+27 = 42]
Trumpaladin does a full sense motive on demon horse
Trumpaladin does a full sense motive on demon horse
>>52797
*nuzzles*
Trumpaladin gets a hunch that Tracy feels like going outside to practice her acrobatics, and she's like him to ride her.
*nuzzles*
Trumpaladin gets a hunch that Tracy feels like going outside to practice her acrobatics, and she's like him to ride her.
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>>52798
Trumpaladin is not at all assuaged, but he mounts the horse. What else could he do?
He sings to himself:
"'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky. On horses snortin' fire... as they ride on hear their cry"
Trumpaladin is not at all assuaged, but he mounts the horse. What else could he do?
He sings to himself:
"'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky. On horses snortin' fire... as they ride on hear their cry"
>Torc quickly feels uncomfortble having Death stare at him doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Snek finishes recharging the staff and heads back towards Torc
Meanwhile, Snek finishes recharging the staff and heads back towards Torc
Idk if you add his ride check to her performance, because the rules are unclear when using a trained animal to perform, but either way, it's an Extraordinary performance.
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>>52814
>wants to throw him off of her back and molest him in front of the crowd that just gathered
"Nothing, just glad to be with you today."
>wants to throw him off of her back and molest him in front of the crowd that just gathered
"Nothing, just glad to be with you today."
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>Implying the 1 will just go away if you delet it
*drags Brad away, who just barfed all over himself when attempting to speak*
*drags Brad away, who just barfed all over himself when attempting to speak*
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Oh, that was mostly shitposting. Trump made a joke about the succubus-pony draining his energy through sex, so I was humoring him.
It was never really stated whether or not ponies and aged differently (I mentioned "pony years" in the any nest, but wasn't really serious), so I just made an ironic joke to semi-settle that.
It probably won't have any actual consequences, unless…
It was never really stated whether or not ponies and aged differently (I mentioned "pony years" in the any nest, but wasn't really serious), so I just made an ironic joke to semi-settle that.
It probably won't have any actual consequences, unless…
Tracy's Mobility training should be done by now, right? She's been at it in a while, even if she's been interrupted a bit.
>>52844
The designated staff was Transmutation, which includes a few castings of Polymorph (2), Baleful Polymorph (2),... and the rest of the spells still remain (Expeditious retreat 1, Alter Self 1, Blink 1, and Disintegrate 3)
The designated staff was Transmutation, which includes a few castings of Polymorph (2), Baleful Polymorph (2),... and the rest of the spells still remain (Expeditious retreat 1, Alter Self 1, Blink 1, and Disintegrate 3)
>>52846
Nope, just polymorph. The first charge of baleful was to turn a rock into gold, and the second turned the 3 rats into gold statues. Alas, those statues, one can only wonder where they have wandered off to,....
Nope, just polymorph. The first charge of baleful was to turn a rock into gold, and the second turned the 3 rats into gold statues. Alas, those statues, one can only wonder where they have wandered off to,....
>>52848
I'm pretty sure Thez requisitioned one for display in the Tower, but naturally Darkie and co ran off with it.
"What? That thing was worth over 2000gp!"
I'm pretty sure Thez requisitioned one for display in the Tower, but naturally Darkie and co ran off with it.
"What? That thing was worth over 2000gp!"
>>52848
Nah, that'd be gay. Polymorph spells of any kind normally couldn't create materials of intrinsic value.
The pirates or whoever who took them probably loaded them onto their ships only to realize that they were gold-painted lead: even as statues, they were swindlers.
Nah, that'd be gay. Polymorph spells of any kind normally couldn't create materials of intrinsic value.
The pirates or whoever who took them probably loaded them onto their ships only to realize that they were gold-painted lead: even as statues, they were swindlers.
I want to go to Cardishore and stab some living bodies soon. Infernius was the first character she Sneak-Attacked in a long time...
Tracy reads a few more pages from her Tome of Clear Understanding, before getting bored and heading off to feed her birds again.
>>52852
Potentially
https://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
Damn, I need to step up my game
>>52853
Yeah, I'll admit that the pyramid dungeon didn't pan out like I had hoped. I had intended that it present nominal-moderate difficulty, while also including a bunch of plot twists pertaining to the world. Unfortunately, I can't force the party to actually complete it without railroading. And so.
<BOOOOOOOOOOOM> with an earth-shattering, concussive sound-wave, the temple explodes.
As debris from the temple falls all along the dock-side (no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more) a whispering voice issues forth.
"This is not over."
Potentially
https://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
Damn, I need to step up my game
>>52853
Yeah, I'll admit that the pyramid dungeon didn't pan out like I had hoped. I had intended that it present nominal-moderate difficulty, while also including a bunch of plot twists pertaining to the world. Unfortunately, I can't force the party to actually complete it without railroading. And so.
<BOOOOOOOOOOOM> with an earth-shattering, concussive sound-wave, the temple explodes.
As debris from the temple falls all along the dock-side (no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more) a whispering voice issues forth.
"This is not over."
>>52857
>no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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I wonder if the tower also has a self-destruct mechanism...
>>52857
Tracy stares at the beautiful explosion with an awed expression on her face
>pic
*looks down at undead-bane maces that were in their way to becoming Disrupting weapons*
"Well that's a waste."
*tosses onto pile of other half-made items that'll probably never get finished*
Tracy stares at the beautiful explosion with an awed expression on her face
>pic
*looks down at undead-bane maces that were in their way to becoming Disrupting weapons*
"Well that's a waste."
*tosses onto pile of other half-made items that'll probably never get finished*
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Consider yourselves fortunate. I had planned that the party would have been in the midst of that explostion, waking up in the entertron with all their equipment destroyed.
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>>52870
I, for one, am slightly relieved. Now we can explore and find some victims enemies that Tracy can actually use her class abilities against.
I, for one, am slightly relieved. Now we can explore and find some victims enemies that Tracy can actually use her class abilities against.
>>52873
Oh, stop it.
Up until this point, the armies you've fought been almost entirely composed of enemies your class is specialized against. Don't get butthurt just because of a plot twist to shake things up. There will be plenty of new places with things to kill and loot to steal.
I've been wanting to go back to Cardishore for months now.
Oh, stop it.
Up until this point, the armies you've fought been almost entirely composed of enemies your class is specialized against. Don't get butthurt just because of a plot twist to shake things up. There will be plenty of new places with things to kill and loot to steal.
I've been wanting to go back to Cardishore for months now.
TBH, the main reason the temple exploded is because as a pressing "adversary/obstacle", I got a little tired of the degree of nonchalance the party affected to it. This is/was a sinister element, literally on their doorstep, which the party seemed totally content to treat as an abandoned building to be scrapped and resourced. In reality, the contents of the temple were vastly more than sufficient to wipe the party out outright, depending on how it was role-played. Heck, several rooms were just a couple dice rolls away from death and dismemberment. In spite of this, the degree of "meh, when we get to it" kinda ruined it for me.
Additionally, I am a little irritated at the degree of vast research and investigation that the party is perfectly (and evidently) capable of doing, only for me to have to correct or weigh in on very basic details and issues, simply because that same due diligence was not applied. No offense, but Tracy is a perfect example of this, being far more fixated on what pretty-shiny could be had, rather than maximizing the pretty shinies (abilites AND swag) that has already been given. Trump has yet to have a moment with Vandereim. Tracy - the master of blades - has not once even bothered to figure out the correct usage of Korak's sword. I could go on.
Additionally, I am a little irritated at the degree of vast research and investigation that the party is perfectly (and evidently) capable of doing, only for me to have to correct or weigh in on very basic details and issues, simply because that same due diligence was not applied. No offense, but Tracy is a perfect example of this, being far more fixated on what pretty-shiny could be had, rather than maximizing the pretty shinies (abilites AND swag) that has already been given. Trump has yet to have a moment with Vandereim. Tracy - the master of blades - has not once even bothered to figure out the correct usage of Korak's sword. I could go on.
>>52867
Would Mr. Snek be okay at least?
>>52874
This. I wanna go get a gnome quest, do some more exploring. I'm sick of just sitting around Port Barry shitposting.
>>52876
Hey, I suggested blowing a big ass hole right down the middle, I even did all the math, but nooooooooooo something about "muh loot" and other bullshit.
Sorry
Would Mr. Snek be okay at least?
>>52874
This. I wanna go get a gnome quest, do some more exploring. I'm sick of just sitting around Port Barry shitposting.
>>52876
Hey, I suggested blowing a big ass hole right down the middle, I even did all the math, but nooooooooooo something about "muh loot" and other bullshit.
Sorry
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