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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1630 replies and 173 files omitted.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51843
51852
8113852732_135f27679d_b.jpg

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51845
51846 51848 51852
>>51838 →
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools

>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51846
51847 51848
>>51845
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51847
>>51846
Then he loses anything from that day

>guilds
Why wouldn't there be?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51848
51849 51851
>>51845
Well, if the party intends to return to the dungeon, Tracy won't have the option of forging mining tools, not yet at least.
>>51846
Maybe not as organized as guilds, but tradesmen would organize nonetheless. I suppose they might have actual guilds, I hadn't thought of that.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51849
51850 51851 51856
>>51848
What kind of guildsmen?
Any requisitions? Bounties? Monster-slaying requests?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51850
>>51849
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51851
51853
>>51848
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.

Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.

He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon

>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51852
51854 51855
1517436666927.jpg
>>51843
>Not posting the good one.
>>51845
Ill let you talk but i get to go first.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51853
51855 51859
>>51851
>request
I mean an official request
I wanna be a hitman.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51854
>>51852
I try to post a different one every time.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51855
51858 51860
>>51852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0y2xuQmcAg

>>51853
No shit. Now please play the game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51856
51860
>>51849
MONSTER HUNTING!

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51857
1517208792896.png
Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone

*flies in heroically on Fae*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51858
>>51855
Nigger this is my speech.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51859
51861 51873
>>51853
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51860
51862 51867
MlPw7Tt.jpg
>>51855
>play the game
Tracy hides in her room and Astral Projects into a random lower plane, just to see what it feels like.
>>51856
YEAH!
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51861
51863
>>51859
Tracy can't Astral project
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51862
51864
>>51860
Don't intentionally try to piss me off
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51863
51865
>>51861
She can transform at least once per day.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51864
51868
artworks-000056548317-88sexv-original.png
>>51862
There is no need to be upset.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51865
51866
>>51863
She cannot astral project
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51866
51870
>>51865
Since when?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51867
51869 51871
>>51860
Are you trying to wake up in the entertron? You'll still be hungry,....
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51868
51869
>>51864
You are deliberately trying to make me ban you
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51869
>>51867
Wouldn't she just wake up in her body once her other body is destroyed?
>>51868
That is by no means any reason for a ban.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51870
51873
>>51866
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51871
>>51867
>9 Wis
Do it anyway.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51872
1511986739881.jpg
*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
PHGLm
?
No.51873
51874 51881
[1d20+19 = 37]
>>51870
Good point. I could roleplay that better.
I guess she has no reason to try/do/know it.
>>51859
Tracy takes interest at this and continues tio ask around the crowd.
Rolling to Gather Information without drawing suspicion.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51874
>>51873
Thank you for cedeing.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51875
51876 51877
Was that it?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51876
>>51875
I'm writing a speech
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51877
51878
>>51875
Should i roll for something? Was it not inspiring enough?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51878
51879 51887
>>51877
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51879
51880
>>51878
Trumpaladin claps at the speech, smiles, and heads towards the podium, thanking Infernius
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51880
51882 51883
>>51879
"Was me bad at talking?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51881
51883
>>51873
Tracy didn't hear anything after that?
She goes back to the tower to play with her bird.
GTyOx
?
No.51882
51883 51885
694940094001_5721790252001_5721784065001-vs.jpg
"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,

A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.

But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.

One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.

The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.

Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.

The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.

Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”

>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51883
51884 51900
>>51880
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?


Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51884
51885
>>51883
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51885
51886 51887
>>51882
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51886
>>51885
*hugs*
"Me need to ask about negros anyway."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51887
51888
>>51878
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future

>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"

Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51888
51889
>>51887
Cheers
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51889
51891 51892
>>51888
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51890
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51891
51892 51895
>>51889
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd

"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51892
51893 51895
>>51889
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51893
51894
>>51892
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51894
51896 51898
>>51893
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51895
>>51892
*salutes back*
"Me like you taking interest in my job.*
>>51891
*thumbs up*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51896
51897
>>51894
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51897
51898
>>51896
Error, incorrect materials for Invisibility.
Error, wand is already functional.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51898
51933
>>51894
Also, did you see my question about making Snek a ranger and not a rouge?
>>51897
Wand is already functional?
Torc shoves Snek away from the screen
"Damn it, if you want one fine. Let me see what we need and you can go get it."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51899
51901 51910
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.

He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51900
>>51883
>mill
>flower vendor
Interdasting.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51901
51902 51910
>>51899
So you told them what they wanted to hear?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51902
51903
>>51901
Primarily. And in part Trumpaladin told them what he wanted them to want to hear
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51903
51904 51910
>>51902
Do you intend on followng through.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51904
51906 51908
>>51903
Absolutely
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51905
Afk for a bit (business)
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51906
>>51904
We'll see
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51907
51911
*feeds birds*
*clean fluff*
*brushes feathers*
*hugs*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51908
51910
>>51904
*roman salute*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51909
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51910
51944
>>51903
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men

Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate

Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)

Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.

If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.

If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.

If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.

if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.

Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate

>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51911
51912
>>51907
>"Hugs to me?"

>"Maybe you want to go to the flowershop and do a search check for clues?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51912
51913
>>51911
How would he know about the flower shop?

Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51913
51914 51915
>>51912
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51914
51915 51916
>>51913
Stop meta gaming.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51915
51916 51919
>>51913
I was going to do it when the opportunity showed itself.
Imma quit trying to craft shit and have Tracy spend most of her days with her angels again.
>>51914
Also this.
GTyOx
?
No.51916
51917 51918
>>51914
Or the Ghestapo could tell Infernius. That works too

>>51915
Fine, I'll stop giving suggestions. Jesus. Even though Tracy never tells anyone anything so these clues would just go to waste if she misses something someone else might pick up
\r
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51917
>>51916
How would they know about it?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51918
51922 51923
>>51916
She has no reason to tell.
Stay in character He doesn't know anything.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51919
51920
>>51915
Would tracy know about it though?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51920
51921
>>51919
I just rolled to gather info, and got those clues in response, so yes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51921
51924
>>51920
Share the info, dont act like a kike.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51922
>>51918
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51923
51926
>>51918
He doesn't. I was just trying to give a suggestion on what to do with it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51924
51925 51926
>>51921
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51925
51938
>>51924
Is "people are disappearing" not interesting enough to tell others?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51926
51927
>>51924
>>51924
>>51923
>>51923
>>51924
Talk it over in character

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51927
51928
>>51926
He can't
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51928
51929 51930
>>51927
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51929
51931 51932
>>51928
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51930
>>51928
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know

I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51931
51934
>>51929
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51932
51934
>>51929
Find a "reason" to come back.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51933
52024
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51934
51935
>>51931
Shit might not even be significant
Your character is preoccupied. Wait and see what happens.
>>51932
I wanna search the flower shop first.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51935
>>51934
Okay, but don't bitch about meta-gaming if I make a commenting post
PHGLm
?
No.51936
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
PHGLm
?
No.51937
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51938
51939
>>51925
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.

PHGLm
?
No.51939
51940 51941 51944
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51940
>>51939
Did not mean to roll
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51941
51942 51944
>>51939
Aside from the crowd who is still excited from Trump's speech, nothing seems pressing.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51942
51944
>>51941
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51943
52024
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
GTyOx
?
No.51944
51945
[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910

In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.

Rolling sense motive

>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51945
51946 51950
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51946
51947 51950
>>51945
Hmmm...

Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51947
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51948
51949 51950
I want to go to Durpistan and make my cult soon.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51949
51951
>>51948
I thought Tracy is taking a nap
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51950
51951
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.

But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant

>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51951
51952
>>51949
Now she is sleeping, but she is still dreaming.
>>51950
[ambitious Blackguard snoring]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51952
51953 51957
>>51951
Infernius's waifu sort of converted religions for him...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51953
51954
*curls up in fluff-pile*
>>51952
So romantic.
You should try it.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51954
51955
>>51953
Trumpaladin has a religion
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51955
51956
>>51954
Tracy is starting one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51956
51958
>>51955
>starting
Convert to football
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51957
51959 51960
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51958
51960 51961
>>51956
She'd be a shit Blackguard/Assassin if she worshipped football.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51959
51962
1517701590048.png
>>51957
Dawwwwww
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51960
51961
>>51957
>It's all about love
*sigh*

>>51958
Football is astonishingly flexible
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51961
51963
>>51958
Tracy is a blackguard. Part of her role is to spread the impure arts.
Maybe I'll make it a school.
>>51960
Football isn't ebil though.
Blackguards are supposed to spread ebil.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51962
>>51959
>Recolor
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51963
51965
>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51964
51977
1503633773018.gif
It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius

*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*

Oh well
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51965
ZRWPW.jpg
f548d86b9c7c17bb176687c4e6de6675.jpg
>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51966
51967
Games_0c4674_6315837.jpg
May as well rise to the occasion then
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51967
51968
>>51966
Alright, but no metafaggotry.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51968
23b.jpg
>>51967
No promises
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51969
bd5d6fd7f12682222e6a0725271578cc.jpg
b5d.png
MmdVbBR.jpg
PEIgFC6.jpg
jjPPhdc.jpg
Suffer not the heretic to live
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51970
51971
>talks smack about not harming eachother's followers
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51971
51972
BtEmgjJ.jpg
>>51970

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51972
51973
>>51971
Do you unironically want to make this shit open season on squishy NPCs?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51973
>>51972
No, just warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51974
2a6.png
8ad.png
8HcUPv8.jpg
12z5si.jpg
hqdefault (1).jpg
Damn I love these memes
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51975
51976
ec6.png
@51973
>warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51976
51981
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51977
51984
>>51964
Dont worry,no shit storm on you.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51978
51979 51984
Reeeeee the rabbit won't work
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51979
>>51978
>>51978
>>51978
This
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51980
51982
Yeah, it disco'd me and now I can't get back in
PHGLm
?
No.51981
51987
1482762237936.jpg
>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51982
51983
>>51980
Wut?
Did you get shoahed?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51983
>>51982
Its looking that way. One sec
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51984
51985
>>51978
>>51977

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51985
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*

"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51986
51988
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
PHGLm
?
No.51987
1443576066821.jpg
>>51981
>putting things in other PCs mouths

\r
PHGLm
?
No.51988
(You).png
>>51986
(You)
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51989
51991 51992
Hmmmm. It looks like I've been shoah'd
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51990
51993
It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51991
>>51989
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51992
51994
the-goyim-know-shut-it-down-jew-walkie-talkie.jpg
>>51989
Did they give any reason?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51993
>>51990
>>51990
Uh... should one of us host something? I'm going through withdrawals
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51994
>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51995
Wait, there it goes

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51996
Stream is back up
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51997
51998 52000 52024
Making monks worse uploaded this onto dungeonsndrags but was told_c6b234_6488999.jpg
Gako oventif ofrub cuetab_1070d0_6485850.jpg
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51998
51999 52000
1510725277713.png
>>51997
>Ebola as a main weapon
Sounds fun
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51999
52001 52002
>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52000
52011
>>51997
>>51998
I want one as a pet meme
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52001
52002 52004 52024
>>51999
What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil kidding
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52002
52004 52005 52007
>>51999
I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001
Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52003
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52004
>>52001
It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002
Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52005
52006
>>52002
I need more strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52006
>>52005
>>52005
The rabbit is back up!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52007
52008
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52008
52009
>>52007
I could go for a willing deformity though..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52009
52010
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52010
52012
>>52009
It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52011
52026
40b.png
>>52000
Put up an ad for a cohort.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52012
52013
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52013
52014
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52014
52015 52017
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52015
52016
>>52014
How would you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52016
52018
Saints-Row-The-Third-3-Dildo-Bat-Weapon-Stick.jpg
>>52015

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52017
52019
>>52014
How?

Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52018
52019
>>52016
That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52019
>>52017
>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
For example
>>52018
I just felt like posting it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52020
52021
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52021
>>52020
'Night
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52024
52025 52027
>>51943
>I missed the movie
Why live
>>51933
Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997
Kek
>>52001
Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
LJZcR
?
No.52025
52027
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52026
52028
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
C6gcl
?
No.52027
52028 52053
[1d20 = 4]
>>52024
>>52025
Rolling to invent nuclear power
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52028
52029
>>52026
>Looking for a red echidna that knows de way
That's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027
>Explodes
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52029
52030
>>52028
>as many planes
That seems dangerous.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52030
52031
>>52029
Sounds like fun to me.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52031
52032
>>52030
Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52032
52033
>>52031
Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
C6gcl
?
No.52033
[1d20 = 20]
>>52032
We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
PHGLm
?
No.52034
52035
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
C6gcl
?
No.52035
52036
[1d20 = 7]
>>52034
Assisting
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52036
52037
>>52035
Can invent cars but not milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52037
52038
>>52036
You gotta invent gasoline too though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52038
52045
>>52037
Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
PHGLm
?
No.52039
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
RQytK
?
No.52040
52042
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
Anonymous
RQytK
?
No.52041
Okay, I'm done.
C6gcl
?
No.52042
52043
[1d20 = 17]
>>52040
Rolling to invent fanta
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52043
52044 52045
>>52042
>Invents orange juice
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52044
>>52043
The most natsoc drink there is.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52045
52050
>>52038
Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043
>brushes teeth
>chugs OJ