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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
1026 replies and 122 files omitted.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49079
every-womans-nightmare-trump-as-incubus-800.jpg

Anonymous
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No.49080
49081
bones.jpg
doot.png
Butler standing by
Mrs. sentry
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No.49081
49083
>>49080
>"DOOT!"
Anonymous
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No.49082
see_you_in_season_five_by_dm29-d7hbhtw.png

Anonymous
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No.49083
49092
>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
Anonymous
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No.49084
49085
So can we clear the hallway?
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No.49085
49092
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
spJyI
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No.49086
[1d20 = 11]

qIxZh
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No.49087
49088
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!

Cunt punt dwarf!
spJyI
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No.49088
49089
[1d20+43 = 62]
>>49087
Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
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No.49089
49090 49091 49167
>>49088
I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
\r
Anonymous
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No.49090
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>49089
HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
Anonymous
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No.49091
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek


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No.49092
49093 49094
[2d20 = 21]
>>49083
"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085
[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
Anonymous
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No.49093
>>49092
"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
Anonymous
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No.49094
49095 49096 49097
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49095
>>49094
*Stink-eye*
Anonymous
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No.49096
49099
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Anonymous
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No.49097
49167
>>49094
*murderous glare*
Anonymous
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No.49098
49099 49100
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49099
49101
>>49096
Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts
>>49098
*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
Mrs. sentry
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No.49100
49102 49106
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
Anonymous
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No.49101
49103 49104
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"

*rubs horse cunt*\\

*death glare at Thez*
Anonymous
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No.49102
49106 49108
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49103
49106
>>49101
*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
Anonymous
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No.49104
49106
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49105
49110
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
Anonymous
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No.49106
49107
>>49102
>>49100
"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"

>>49103
*rubs horse and not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"

>>49104
*Glare*
Anonymous
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No.49107
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49108
49109
>>49102
>crimson sky
Interesting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
Anonymous
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No.49109
>>49108
Old-school Meridian 59
Mrs. sentry
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No.49110
49111
>>49105
*Hums to self while turning spit*
Anonymous
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No.49111
49112 49115
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49112
49113 49114
>>49111
"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
Anonymous
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No.49113
49115
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
Anonymous
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No.49114
>>49112
"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
Mrs. sentry
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No.49115
49117
64892__grimdark_grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_blushing_grayscale_hematolagnia_-fwslash-mlp-fwsla.jpg
>>49111
"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113
"I do dubstep sometimes.."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49116
49118
*honey-glazes bull*
Anonymous
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No.49117
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>49115
"Uh, okay"
Anonymous
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No.49118
49119 49120
>>49116
"He's gonna be so sad,"

Anonymous
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No.49119
49121 49123
>>49118
"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49120
>>49118
"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
Anonymous
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No.49121
49122
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."

Anonymous
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No.49122
49126
>>49121
"When you harassed my waifu's"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49123
49124
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Anonymous
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No.49124
49125
4189.jpg
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49125
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124
*Rocks hips*

spJyI
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No.49126
49127
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
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No.49127
49129
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>49126
Jedi mind powers
Mrs. sentry
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No.49128
*marinates*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49129
49130
>>49127
Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
Anonymous
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No.49130
49132
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)

And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
Mrs. sentry
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No.49132
49134
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.

*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
Anonymous
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No.49133
49136
>>48132 →
Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
Anonymous
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No.49134
>>49132
"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49136
>>49133
He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
qIxZh
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No.49137
49138 49139
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
Anonymous
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No.49138
image.jpeg
>>49137
I think that actually worked
7spzf
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No.49139
49140
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49140
49142
>>49139
You win this time...

[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Anonymous
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No.49141
49143
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Anonymous
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No.49142
49143
>>49140
"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49143
49144
>>49141
I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142
*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
Anonymous
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No.49144
49145
>>49143
*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49145
49146
>>49144
*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
Anonymous
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No.49146
49147
>>49145
*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49147
49148 49149
>>49146
*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
Anonymous
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No.49148
49149
>>49147
Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
Anonymous
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No.49149
>>49147
>>49148
*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Anonymous
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No.49150
49151 49152
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
Mrs. sentry
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No.49151
>>49150
>Burn
He is being carefully roasted to perfection.
Anonymous
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No.49152
49153
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
Anonymous
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No.49153
49154
>>49152
"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49154
49155
>>49153
*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
Anonymous
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No.49155
>>49154
*continues sexing horse ass*
Anonymous
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No.49156
*seeds his steed*
Anonymous
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No.49167
49168
>>49089
>>49097
If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
Anonymous
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No.49168
49169 49170
>>49167
Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
Anonymous
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No.49169
>>49168
"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
Anonymous
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No.49170
49171 49187
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
Anonymous
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No.49171
49172
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
Anonymous
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No.49172
49173 49187
>>49171
"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
Anonymous
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No.49173
49174
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
Anonymous
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No.49174
49175 49187
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
Anonymous
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No.49175
49176
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
Anonymous
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No.49176
49177 49187
>>49175
"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
Anonymous
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No.49177
49178
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Anonymous
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No.49178
49179 49187
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
Anonymous
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No.49179
49180
>>49178
She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
Anonymous
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No.49180
49181
>>49179
"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
Anonymous
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No.49181
49182
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Anonymous
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No.49182
1516401664125-0.jpg
>>49181

Anonymous
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No.49183
49185 49197
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.

Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Anonymous
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No.49185
>>49183
Im not sorry
Anonymous
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No.49187
vy4MXBx.png
>>49170
>>49172
>>49174
>>49176
>>49178
"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49189
49198
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
Anonymous
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No.49190
49191
>>48198 →
I think that means it's superior for sundering
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49191
49192
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49192
>>49191
I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
7spzf
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No.49196
49198
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
7spzf
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No.49197
49198
>>49183
Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
Anonymous
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No.49198
49199
>>49189
When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.
>>49196
Accessory source books?
>>49197
I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49199
49200 49202
>>49198
>Accessory source books?
Book of Exalted Deeds, Book of Vile Darkness, etc.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49200
49202 49203
>>49199
But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49201

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49202
>>49199
>>49200
I was looking for excepts from Champions of Ruin, but it looks like I can't Jew my way out of paying for that..
Anonymous
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No.49203
49204
>>49200
I found the Draconomicon in pdf a few nights ago
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49204
49205
>>49203
I just thought of asking 8chan. 8/tg/ is like 70% piracy share threads.
Anonymous
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No.49205
49206
>>49204
At least get some good stuff to share with us
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
Anonymous
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No.49206
49207 49208 49249
PC.gif
>>49205
Must you w/ lazy town?
Anonymous
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No.49207
>>49206
So I take it you don't like cooking cakes by the book?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49208
49209 49210
cube of shar.gif
>>49206
I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion (divegrass), but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49209
>>49208
Shar did create Shadowfell, so that'd fit the Nightmare theme I'm going for.
Anonymous
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No.49210
49211 49212 49214
image.png
>>49208
If she needs a religion just join Football. The Denver Broncos go great with everything
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49211
49213
>>49210
Last time she did something with that church, her powers got nerfed...
Anonymous
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No.49212
49214
Milo19.png
>>49210
EVERYTHING
Anonymous
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No.49213
49215 49216
image.png
>>49211
You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49214
>>49212
>>49210
Amen though.
Anonymous
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No.49215
>>49213
*cauchemar
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49216
49217
neutral_evil.jpg
>>49213
>There's so much more power to be had
Really? Gib!
qIxZh
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No.49217
49218
>>49216
Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/ and swear off anime if you want more of the truly good stuff
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49218
49219
Fuck me like one of your palestinian girls.png
praise football.png
a mare's wet dream.png
shig dig.png
drawtism 2.png
>>49217
Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
qIxZh
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No.49219
>>49218
You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49220
49222
wet dream.png
>Blogpost
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
>blogpost
That was supposed to be my get...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49221
49222
a3572523e1a449709463ba458e6688aa-imagepng.png
riding a football through space.png
make sports fun again.png
when the quarterback consents.png
me ur mum.png
Ah, memories..
Anonymous
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No.49222
49224
>>49220
I noticed. We gave the digits to you anyways

>>49221
>Pic one
Uh... huh?
Anonymous
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No.49223
49225
Oekaki.png
You guys don't know how privileged you are to get quality content like this.
Anonymous
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No.49224
>>49222
Checked.
It wasn't the same..... The post-steal shitposting was worth it though.
Anonymous
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No.49225
>>49223
Yeah.........

quality...
Anonymous
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No.49227
49230 49233 49235
milo shocked.png
bronco_sentry.png
milo_shrug.png

Anonymous
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No.49228
49229 49233
Hey, Trump's faggot, have you read any of the Wizards of the Coast publications for Paladin prestige classes? Some of them are pretty cool.

Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
Anonymous
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No.49229
49233
>>49228
*Because of the required stats for Great Smiting
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49230
49231 49233
>>49227
The back of her mane doesn't have red between the orange and the blue.
Anonymous
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No.49231
49232
>>49230
shit, I knew something looked off. I'll fix it and repost later.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49232
49233 49254
>>49231
Her mane is different too: she's not just an RD recolor.

(user is only 86% football so opinion discarded)
Anonymous
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No.49233
49234 49237
>>49227
YES! Praise Be!

>>49230
(USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)

>>49228
I have not yet read any of that.

>>49229
Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways

>>49232
>Talking back to Elway Mod
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49234
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>>49233
Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49235
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Milo Praying3.png
>>49227
I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49236
>>49235
Yeah, they still need work...

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49237
49238 49240
>>49233
>>49234
Actually, I think you might like it.
Everything stacks with Paladin, except for Turning.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_guard
http://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/gray-guard/index.html
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49238
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>>49237
It's from The Perfect Scoundrel.
Anonymous
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No.49240
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>>49237
Neat. Reminds me of the Radicals of the Inquisition in Warhammer 40k
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49240
The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
Anonymous
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No.49242
49243
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>>49241
If he ever loses optimism, I know now where to take him
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49243
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>>49242
It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
Anonymous
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No.49246
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>>49243
Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49247
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>>49246
That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
Anonymous
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No.49248
>>49247
Well, not so much haxx, because it's well-developed.
Anonymous
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No.49249
49250 49251
>>49206
https://youtu.be/3gHHq-pUuSQ
Anonymous
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No.49250
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>>49246
Not quite, there's a table for ebin saving throw advancement, but yeah on the mount hit dice
>>49249
e_e


Anonymous
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No.49251
>>49249
Meh
Anonymous
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No.49252
49254 49259
>>49250
Would you happen to have a pdf of white power by rockwell the mighty?
Anonymous
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No.49253
49259
Stay safe gm i hear there a Tsunami coming.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49254
49256
>>49232
10/10 edit
>>49252
I don't, but I do have Mein Kampf in .pdf
Anonymous
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No.49256
49262
>>49254
Do you have Democracy the god that failed?
Anonymous
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No.49257
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>>49238
The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
Anonymous
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No.49258
>>49257
What is that another rpg?
Anonymous
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No.49259
49260
>>49252
https://archive.org/details/WhitePower1967-GeorgeLincolnRockwellPDF-BookAudiobook
>>49253
Bah, we're only suppose to get 7 inches. Oh that, nah, I'm way too inland.

Anonymous
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No.49260
>>49259
3 minutes in and my Germanic blood is boiling.
Anonymous
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No.49262
>>49256
Nope
Anonymous
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No.49263
49264 49266 49268
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49264
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>>49263
"...Say what now?"
Anonymous
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No.49265
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>>49264
This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats, dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
Anonymous
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No.49266
>>49263
>inhale
"Boi"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49267
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>>49265
Redistribute XP.
Anonymous
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No.49268
>>49263
>>49265
"Wut?"
Anonymous
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No.49269
>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
Anonymous
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No.49271
49275
>>49265
Or maybe I misinterpreted. I am not sure
Anonymous
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No.49272
49274
>>49270
Wut?
"Wut?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49273
>>>/test/
Anonymous
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No.49274
>>49272
What did I miss?
Anonymous
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No.49275
49277
>>49271
???
Anonymous
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No.49276
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
Anonymous
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No.49277
49278
>>49275
Thez is giving up 13 lvls to get back magic.
Anonymous
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No.49278
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>>49277
Yeah, I was just wondering about Trump's faggot.
Anonymous
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No.49279
>>49278
I dunno about that.
Anonymous
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No.49281
49282 49283
>>49280
Well she has to shed the levels SOME way.
Anonymous
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No.49282
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>>49281
Also, I want to try them out.
Anonymous
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No.49283
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>>49281
>>49282
No, screw your censorship.
I'm not about to pass-up a chance to use those abyssal claws for what their meant for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it down the drain.
Anonymous
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No.49284
49285
>>49283
No cannibalizing GM's character for your own advancement
Anonymous
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No.49285
49286 49287
>>49284
First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
Anonymous
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No.49286
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>>49285
No, you earn your advancement through surviving dangerous encounters, faggot
Anonymous
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No.49287
49289
>>49285
And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
Anonymous
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No.49288
49290
>>49286
>earn
I'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again, that's not what's going on.
Anonymous
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No.49289
49293
>>49287
F...
Anonymous
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No.49290
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>>49288
You're confusing character with player again. A player should never cheat or steal
Anonymous
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No.49291
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>>49290
How does a player "steal"?
Also
>implying
Anonymous
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No.49292
>>49291
Ask yourself that
Anonymous
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No.49293
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>>49289
"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again
Anonymous
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No.49294
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>>49293
Should've blown it all on Wishes...
Anonymous
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No.49295
>>49294
This
Anonymous
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No.49296
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>>49293
Does this mean we'll get 5o fight something big enough for her to level-up soon?
Anonymous
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No.49297
>>49296
*to fight
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49298
49299
*flexes claws*
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
Anonymous
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No.49299
49301
>>49298
"I'd rather kill things"
Anonymous
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No.49300
49329
>>49293
*puts thez into my pocket*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49301
49303 49304
>>49299
"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters
*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes]
Anonymous
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No.49303
49305
>>49301
*is somewhat frighten by demon horse*

"Y-yes ma'am"

*starts sexing demon horse again*
Anonymous
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No.49304
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>>49301

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49305
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>>49303
"~Ah.. Good boy..."
[Relaxed, blissful monster noises]