This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49081"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
So can we clear the hallway?
>>49084If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts TracyCan be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!
Cunt punt dwarf!
[1d20+43 = 62]>>49087Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
>>49088I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
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>>49089HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
>>49089Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
[2d20 = 21]>>49083"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
>>49092"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
>>49092"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
>>49094Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
>>49096Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts>>49098*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
>>49098After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
>>49099"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49101*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
>>49101"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
>>49102>>49100"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"
>>49103*rubs horse and
not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"
>>49104*Glare*
>>49106"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
>>49102>crimson skyInteresting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
>>49105*Hums to self while turning spit*
>>49110"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
>>49111"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
>>49112"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
>>49112"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
>>49111"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113"I do dubstep sometimes.."
>>49118"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
>>49118"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
>>49119"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
>>49121"When you harassed my waifu's"
>>49119Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
>>49123"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called
my waifu"
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124*Rocks hips*
[2d20 = 13]>>49122"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand >>49127Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
>>4912920 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
>>49130*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
>>48132 →Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
>>49132"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
>>49133He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
>>49137I think that actually worked
[1d20+10 = 14]>>49137She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49139You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
>>49140"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
>>49141I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
>>49143*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
>>49144*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
>>49145*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
>>49146*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
>>49147Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
>>49147>>49148*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
>>49150>BurnHe is being carefully roasted to perfection.
>>49150"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
>>49152"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
>>49153*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
>>49154*continues sexing horse ass*
>>49089>>49097If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
>>49167Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
>>49168"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
>>49168"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
>>49170"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
>>49171"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
>>49172"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
>>49173"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
>>49174"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
>>49175"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
>>49176Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
>>49177"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
>>49178She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
>>49179"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
>>49180"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
>>49170>>49172>>49174>>49176>>49178"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
>>48198 →I think that means it's superior for sundering
>>49190Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
>>49191I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
>>49183Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
>>49189When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.
>>49196Accessory source books?
>>49197I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.
>>49198>Accessory source books?Book of Exalted Deeds, Book of Vile Darkness, etc.
>>49199But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
>>49199>>49200I was looking for excepts from Champions of Ruin, but it looks like I can't Jew my way out of paying for that..
>>49200I found the Draconomicon in pdf a few nights ago
>>49203I just thought of asking 8chan. 8/tg/ is like 70% piracy share threads.
>>49206I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion
(divegrass), but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
>>49208Shar did create Shadowfell, so that'd fit the Nightmare theme I'm going for.
>>49208If she needs a religion just join Football. The Denver Broncos go great with everything
>>49210Last time she did something with that church, her powers got nerfed...
>>49211You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
>>49216Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/
and swear off anime if you want more of the truly good stuff
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>>49217Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
>>49218You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
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>Blogpost
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
>blogpost
That was supposed to be my get...
You guys don't know how privileged you are to get quality content like this.
Hey, Trump's faggot, have you read any of the Wizards of the Coast publications for Paladin prestige classes? Some of them are pretty cool.
Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
>>49228*Because of the required stats for Great Smiting
>>49227The back of her mane doesn't have red between the orange and the blue.
>>49230shit, I knew something looked off. I'll fix it and repost later.
>>49231Her mane is different too: she's not
just an RD recolor.
(user is only 86% football so opinion discarded) >>49227YES! Praise Be!
>>49230(USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)>>49228I have not yet read any of that.
>>49229Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways
>>49232>Talking back to Elway Mod >>49233Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
>>49227I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
>>49237Neat. Reminds me of the Radicals of the Inquisition in Warhammer 40k
>>49240The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
>>49241If he ever loses optimism, I know now where to take him
>>49242It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
>>49243Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
>>49246That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
>>49247Well, not so much haxx, because it's well-developed.
>>49246Not quite, there's a table for ebin saving throw advancement, but yeah on the mount hit dice
>>49249e_e
>>49250Would you happen to have a pdf of white power by rockwell the mighty?
Stay safe gm i hear there a Tsunami coming.
>>4923210/10 edit
>>49252I don't, but I do have Mein Kampf in .pdf
>>49254Do you have Democracy the god that failed?
>>49238The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
>>49257What is that another rpg?
>>492593 minutes in and my Germanic blood is boiling.
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
>>49264This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats,
dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
>>49265Or maybe I misinterpreted. I am not sure
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
>>49275Thez is giving up 13 lvls to get back magic.
>>49277Yeah, I was just wondering about Trump's faggot.
>>49280
Well she has to shed the levels SOME way.
>>49281Also, I want to try them out.
>>49281>>49282No, screw your censorship.
I'm not about to pass-up a chance to use those abyssal claws for what their meant for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it down the drain.
>>49283No cannibalizing GM's character for your own advancement
>>49284First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
>>49285No, you
earn your advancement through surviving dangerous encounters, faggot
>>49285And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
>>49286>earnI'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again,
that's not what's going on. >>49288You're confusing character with player again. A
player should never cheat or steal
>>49290How does a player "steal"?
Also
>implying >>49289"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again >>49293Does this mean we'll get 5o fight something big enough for her to level-up soon?
*flexes claws*
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
>>49293*puts thez into my pocket*
>>49299"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes] >>49301*is somewhat frighten by demon horse*
"Y-yes ma'am"
*starts sexing demon horse again*
>>49303"~Ah.. Good boy..."
[Relaxed, blissful monster noises]