This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
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>>49720
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
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>>49737
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
What did Tracy see on her search check through the window-things?
So yes, I wasn't expecting a whole lot to happen tonight. There was chance of murder, but Trump went the wrong way unfortunately. He and Tracy are in a creepy hallway, waiting on Infernius to bust them out. In the meantime, Trump peeks into the window of one of the rooms and sees,... darkness.
[1d20+6 = 25]
>>49731
From his position under the Horse's ass, look at the symbols, and do a Knowledge check on nobility and royalty to see if any symbols are familiar
>>49731
From his position under the Horse's ass, look at the symbols, and do a Knowledge check on nobility and royalty to see if any symbols are familiar
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>>49753
So what do these runes look like? what is the symbolism?
>>49756
>"These walls may be hiding good and noble elf mages, whose only sin was to try to rid the world of evil, and who are await their blood and souls to be sucked out by the undead. But I doubt it. I think these walls hide a darker, deeper evil. Something Evil thinks is Evil. And that is probably best left alone"
So what do these runes look like? what is the symbolism?
>>49756
>"These walls may be hiding good and noble elf mages, whose only sin was to try to rid the world of evil, and who are await their blood and souls to be sucked out by the undead. But I doubt it. I think these walls hide a darker, deeper evil. Something Evil thinks is Evil. And that is probably best left alone"
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>49758
>making me ponder the difficult questions like "how many ranks does he have in concentration does he have?"
Um, rolling for concentration?
>>49761
>"Maybe the reason for the door is because whatever is locked inside is invisible, and they didn't want it running through and escaping"
>>49758
>making me ponder the difficult questions like "how many ranks does he have in concentration does he have?"
Um, rolling for concentration?
>>49761
>"Maybe the reason for the door is because whatever is locked inside is invisible, and they didn't want it running through and escaping"
>>49763
>"Isn't there some sort of spell that lets you see the outlines of invisible whatevers? Maybe that's what these runes are"
>"Isn't there some sort of spell that lets you see the outlines of invisible whatevers? Maybe that's what these runes are"
>>49766
I gotta stop staying up so late during the week. When 'friday' rolls around and I actually can stay up, I end up nodding off when I should have been going to sleep before.
I gotta stop staying up so late during the week. When 'friday' rolls around and I actually can stay up, I end up nodding off when I should have been going to sleep before.
>>49768
No problem, m8. It was a weekday anyway.
Just say the word whenever you wanna' cancel for the night.
Sleep is important.
No problem, m8. It was a weekday anyway.
Just say the word whenever you wanna' cancel for the night.
Sleep is important.
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How hard is dimirterium in this game? They alloy it with iron in the Witcher, so I suppose it'd at least be as hard as iron itself for conventional use. Idk about its raw form though.
Either way, goldmine (if we get out alive).
Either way, goldmine (if we get out alive).
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>>49775
>>49648
I have to say, I'm insistent on the prosthetic, brass horn. The image of a Minotaur taking off his horn and blowing into it before battle is just perfect.
Unrelated, I found this great pic of a Minotaur Cleric and a half-orc month that could be used for a shoop, but I need to figure out a way to replace the orc's nose before it's usable... Any suggestions on how to fix the face? I suck at editing faces.
>>49648
I have to say, I'm insistent on the prosthetic, brass horn. The image of a Minotaur taking off his horn and blowing into it before battle is just perfect.
Unrelated, I found this great pic of a Minotaur Cleric and a half-orc month that could be used for a shoop, but I need to figure out a way to replace the orc's nose before it's usable... Any suggestions on how to fix the face? I suck at editing faces.
>>49777
Definitely a half-orc nice trips btw. Here's a quick tweak. Its not finished, but its better desu. Otherwise a magnificent pic
Definitely a half-orc nice trips btw. Here's a quick tweak. Its not finished, but its better desu. Otherwise a magnificent pic
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>>49773
Just to be clear, Are Tracy and Trumpaladin trapped in a cell, or is there more room to explore ahead of them?
Just to be clear, Are Tracy and Trumpaladin trapped in a cell, or is there more room to explore ahead of them?
>>49789
Indeed, but not at all related to the game. In fact, it is only by very loose association that the idea came into being, but I just had an ebin 1488 idea. Extra-curricular schooling. Highly public, entirely transparent, extra-curricular classes - not unlike existing classes; dance, music, martial arts, etc. - that provide socially viable and economically sound (as a baseline promotional concept) trade-craft, vocational skill, etc. for free (or with resource-only compensation) emergent skills to applicants and participants.
Indeed, but not at all related to the game. In fact, it is only by very loose association that the idea came into being, but I just had an ebin 1488 idea. Extra-curricular schooling. Highly public, entirely transparent, extra-curricular classes - not unlike existing classes; dance, music, martial arts, etc. - that provide socially viable and economically sound (as a baseline promotional concept) trade-craft, vocational skill, etc. for free (or with resource-only compensation) emergent skills to applicants and participants.
>>49790
I have the map open in another tab to check it.
Are the dotted lines cell-doors?
I see 9 squares ahead of them.
I have the map open in another tab to check it.
Are the dotted lines cell-doors?
I see 9 squares ahead of them.
>>49785
Trumpaladin spoke now, and spoke as he often did: exuding confidence and certainty. Not the casual confidence of day to day interactions, but a deeper, almost philosophical confidence. For he was as sure of what he was about to say, as Aristotle was in proclaiming "A is A," or Descartes, in writing his "I think, therefore I am." Thus was the tone of Trumpaladin's speech to follow.
"The people who made this place, or at least who stocked it, were not the undead themselves. they were - are - necromancers. Living and once-living beings who seek to control the undead for their own ends. An important corollary is that these people do not feel conifent in their control of the undead. That is evident from the fact that the room containing the banshees was sound proofed. The room containing the mummies - vulnerable to fire - was completely covered in black powder gunpowder. And now this area looks like a prison. The people who operate this place want to control and contain its contents, and of the entities found rooming freely, the mage and the golems were not even undead.
That means that whatever is contained in these cells has powerful spell like abilities - or modes of transit - which Dimeterium neutralizes, that the operators are worried about them slipping past or overpowering a guard, so they thought the dimeterium door was necessary, and these runes have some value in controlling the contents. If you want to fight one, you can open the door. The set of of the cells and the hallway reduces its prisoners' powers"
Trumpaladin spoke now, and spoke as he often did: exuding confidence and certainty. Not the casual confidence of day to day interactions, but a deeper, almost philosophical confidence. For he was as sure of what he was about to say, as Aristotle was in proclaiming "A is A," or Descartes, in writing his "I think, therefore I am." Thus was the tone of Trumpaladin's speech to follow.
"The people who made this place, or at least who stocked it, were not the undead themselves. they were - are - necromancers. Living and once-living beings who seek to control the undead for their own ends. An important corollary is that these people do not feel conifent in their control of the undead. That is evident from the fact that the room containing the banshees was sound proofed. The room containing the mummies - vulnerable to fire - was completely covered in black powder gunpowder. And now this area looks like a prison. The people who operate this place want to control and contain its contents, and of the entities found rooming freely, the mage and the golems were not even undead.
That means that whatever is contained in these cells has powerful spell like abilities - or modes of transit - which Dimeterium neutralizes, that the operators are worried about them slipping past or overpowering a guard, so they thought the dimeterium door was necessary, and these runes have some value in controlling the contents. If you want to fight one, you can open the door. The set of of the cells and the hallway reduces its prisoners' powers"
*gets up off of Paladin's face*
"Looks like some kind of holding facility."
"Looks like some kind of holding facility."
>>49794
"That door we ran into wasn't a trap. It was an automatic defense mechanism in case someone came into this hall and let something loose"
"That door we ran into wasn't a trap. It was an automatic defense mechanism in case someone came into this hall and let something loose"
>>49792
They are thickly-barred heavy wooden doors, capable of defying no less than 4 fit adults in a coordinated effort.
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>>49793
Correct assessment. This craft is not a ship operated by valuable and significant resources to someone, this was a throw-away disruption and destruction device that previously had never really had a hard time of it.
They are thickly-barred heavy wooden doors, capable of defying no less than 4 fit adults in a coordinated effort.
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>>49793
Correct assessment. This craft is not a ship operated by valuable and significant resources to someone, this was a throw-away disruption and destruction device that previously had never really had a hard time of it.
>>49793
"This might just be where they kept the fodder for the zombie corpses.
Wouldn't they have something more than a door to contain something dangerous enough for them to be afraid of? We were able to walk right through it before it activated.
Whatever it is, be on guard. I wanna check-out this place."
>>49795
"Then we'd better investigate, before it bites us in the ass later."
"This might just be where they kept the fodder for the zombie corpses.
Wouldn't they have something more than a door to contain something dangerous enough for them to be afraid of? We were able to walk right through it before it activated.
Whatever it is, be on guard. I wanna check-out this place."
>>49795
"Then we'd better investigate, before it bites us in the ass later."
>>49797
"I don't feel like you're understanding me. What is held in place here has powerful magic that needs counteracting. Vampire fodder doesn't need Dimetrium doors.
The door we activated was intended to be automatically activated any time a guard or whathaveyou went in this hallway, as a safety net, in case they opened a cell door and let something loose.
Why would it bite us later? All we need to do is not open the doors and whatever is inside will remain inside"
"I don't feel like you're understanding me. What is held in place here has powerful magic that needs counteracting. Vampire fodder doesn't need Dimetrium doors.
The door we activated was intended to be automatically activated any time a guard or whathaveyou went in this hallway, as a safety net, in case they opened a cell door and let something loose.
Why would it bite us later? All we need to do is not open the doors and whatever is inside will remain inside"
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>49795
Use Detect Ebil
>>49796
Are there anymore windows too look through? Or devices that may operate the doors?
Tracy advances carefully, keeping a sharp lookout for anything of interest.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>49798
"If whatever's here is as dangerous as you say, I'd rather know what it is now."
>>49795
Use Detect Ebil
>>49796
Are there anymore windows too look through? Or devices that may operate the doors?
Tracy advances carefully, keeping a sharp lookout for anything of interest.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>49798
"If whatever's here is as dangerous as you say, I'd rather know what it is now."
>>49799
"Given the nature of the... Special Containment Procedures here, I sincerely doubt that whatever is contained in these cells is of the sort that lends itself to being seen"
"Given the nature of the... Special Containment Procedures here, I sincerely doubt that whatever is contained in these cells is of the sort that lends itself to being seen"
>>49799
>rolls to move silently
>speaks immediately afterward
>>49801
Nah
>>49800
Each cell contains an aura, with 4 being strong and 3 being overhwelming, the latter in the last three cells (as one progresses down the hall).
Please note that I'm not at all ready to begin, and I will be in and out periodically for a bit
>rolls to move silently
>speaks immediately afterward
>>49801
Nah
>>49800
Each cell contains an aura, with 4 being strong and 3 being overhwelming, the latter in the last three cells (as one progresses down the hall).
Please note that I'm not at all ready to begin, and I will be in and out periodically for a bit
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Yet another rare Infernius, just because I like making them.
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>>49810
No! Stop it Infernius! If you do this now it's going to burn away all the time you have left in Port Barry!
No! Stop it Infernius! If you do this now it's going to burn away all the time you have left in Port Barry!
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Alright, I'm back for the duration. Gimme a few to catch up n sheeeit
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This is what kind of hat snek needs
Where were the characters when we last saw them?
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.
*draws tower shield*
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>>49844
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.
>>49853
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player
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>>49860
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"
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>>49871
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic
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>>49863
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..
>>49881
No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.
Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"
No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.
Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"
>>49883
If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves
If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves
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>Infernius as a calf
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