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>>49925
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
>>49925
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
>>49928
*Spooky
*Spooky
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*quickly removes marker*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
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>>49942
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
>>49947
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
I have a question for players.
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
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>>49950
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
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Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
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>>49948
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
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>>49959
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
>>49960
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
>>49965
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
>>49970
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
>>49974
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
>>49975
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
Also, I'm an idiot for not using multiple weapons all this time when I spent the slots to give her improved multi-weapon fighting.
>>49978
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
>>49980
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
>>49984
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
>>49987
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
>>49990
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
>>49992
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>>49993
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
How the fuck are moths a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
>>50009
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
While we're here, were there any visible ways of opening the doors in the chamber Trumpaladin and Tracy are in?
>>50017
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
[1d20+5 = 20]
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
>>50028
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
>>50031
>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead
Yeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead
Yeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>>50029
The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>50033
>reinforced with dimeterium
Fucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50033
>reinforced with dimeterium
Fucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50034
The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
>>50040
Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
So both are in ready move then? Doing nothing, but gaining instant initiative?
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>50049
I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049
I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049
Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
>2 hawks
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
[2d20 = 4]
>>50058
I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
>>50058
I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
srsly
Tracy wins, followed by Trump, followed by dreadwraiths.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
>>50064
That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
>>50070
No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
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>>50073
He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
[3d20 = 38]
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
*targetting the big one
Torc declares "what the actual fuck is going on?"
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
>>50088
Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
>>50088
Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
>>50095
I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
>>50100
WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
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>>50104
Pic
>>50102
>>50104
Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
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>>50102
>>50104
Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
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I want more levels soon..
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
>>50108
I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
>>50109
It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110
How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110
How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
>>50111
Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
I'm glad Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage don't have bullshit prerequisites.
Does this dimerterium block dimensional travel? It doesn't in the Witcher, but idk how it works in this game.
I with Blackguards or Assassins could cast Blacklight..
>>50117
Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
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Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
\r
>>50119
Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
If I doubt they'll die, but it'd suck if they got turn into wraiths..
Tracy was able to summon monsters earlier, so I guess the metal isn't nearly as radiant as it is in The Witcher.
>>50124
An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
>>50126
Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
All declared actions are valid. Consider this GM phoning in for the day
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