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Mixed Nuts - Official Name Now
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4199
4200
This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
456 replies and 54 files omitted.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4753
4758
>>4746
"Long story short, I can see what you mean and to a degree, where you're coming from. That shit's BULLSHIT!" she says, drinking her whole glass.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4754
4755
>>4752
"Is it truly me you wish to "fuck"? Not being lewd, of course. You seem quite accustomed to telling others how you feel with your blades. Have you other methods?" the unicorn inclines it's head.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4755
4757
>>4754
>Starting to get pissed off god, no more killing
"I-.. I just really like knives.. And no, I don't feel like "fucking" you! I'm busy right now.."
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4756
So I guess Trumpladin continues his quest to explore more of the Pyramid, and learn its secrets. He takes along Vanderiem, unsheathed, essentially as a guide
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4757
4759
>>4755
"You don't appear busy, you appear to have been frolicking in an open field before wandering about a stream, and most erratically at that. You're not accustomed to being unreserved are you?"
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4758
4762 4774
139876692073.jpg
>>4753
WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO SUCK SO MUCH!!
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4759
4764
>>4757
>Irritation grows
"W-well.. No..! I'm just a bit confused as to what I'm looking for right now.."
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4760
4761 4764 4791
1506923970371-0.png
>>4738
> im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid
We don't have any horses
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4761
4766
>>4760
>tracy
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4762
4763 4766
>>4758
Ikr. People keep judging others by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.

Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4763
4765
>>4762
>fur
>not a nigger
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4764
4766 4767 4768
>>4760
There's one, there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
>>4759
"But you're not confused at all. You're looking to either play or slay, correct?"
>>4760
DW, I got you too.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4765
4771
>>4763
It's just a joke.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4766
4769 4772
1497751117645.png
>>4761
*we don't have any horses*
>>4764
He was killed
>>4762
Good thing too. Who here wants to be judged for their character?
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4767
4770 4772
>>4764
>Is Increasingly peeved by Yodacorn's prying questions and invasive mind-rape
"Wh-What is it to, faggot?! Why won't you speak normally?!"
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4768
4772
>>4764
>there's a salt and pepper stallion with face-wrappings.
No there isn't. He died via critical hit. I'm carrying his severed head.
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4769
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>4766
i like to be judged on both.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4770
>>4767
Why are horses in this universe such assholes?
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4771
1499578633484.png
>>4765
>tfw i was messing with you.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4772
4773
>>4766
>>4768
And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
>>4767
"Would speaking normally have an effect? Your mane and fur has traces of blood; were they speaking normally?"
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4773
4777
>>4772
>And yet, there is a salt and pepper mare in the stable.
Fuck! Now I gotta re-think my gameplay.

>Y U do dis, Yodacorn? The real Tracy would've just attacked two posts ago
*stares for a long time, and draws knife*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4774
4775
>>4758
I KNOW right? MF'ers got what they deserved!
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4775
4776
>>4774
parents testified against me in court. and had me tried for Treason because i spoke against (((lord Wiemar))).
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4776
4778 4781
>>4775
Thez knows nothing of a Lord Weimar. "Thats some shit. My paternal family all died. I don't know what happened to my mother, but she was exchanged between families. Of course, no one bartered for her multi-race child (a sign of her weakness and failutre).
>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4777
4782
>>4773
Yodacorn seems unimpressed.
"Has there been a situation where you have not relied on your knives?" it asks, genuinely curious.
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4778
4783
>>4776
me died a virgin.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4779
4780
sig-4670161.sig-4667393.e1e6c5d70e34f502dcfdcf55f0c3727c.gif
>tfw missing out on all of these deep explorations of character
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4780
>>4779
>deep
I wouldn't go that far Xp
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4781
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>4776
>/mlpol/'s first brap-post
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4782
4784
>>4777
>Gets increasingly furious
"What's it to you, whyte boi?"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4783
4785
>>4778
Good thing Thez has 'decided' 2 times now ^_~
"Spilled milk, we're here now," she says refilling her glass and then swigging the whole thing. "Hoohah. Tha's like,... that's not cool. You're good. I like you. You're good. You should,... I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was thinking "This guy, he's good he is."
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4784
4786
>>4782
"The better question is, who are YOU? This grove is, after all, my charge. I would hate to have to,... prevent you from doing harm."
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4785
4787
>>4783
you pretty thez.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4786
4789
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>4784
>notices change in tone
*stares for a long time, before taking first step on turf*
"And by that, you mean...?"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4787
4788
>>4785
"I bay me drunk, bt ahm not so drink that I cunt see what're you gett'n at." She says, both blushing and elusively stumbling away from her barstool. "Its whey too much early for that kinda thknkification," he whoofs away, and moments later you hear disjointled piano keys in the lobby.
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4788
4794
>>4787
what that?
goes to lobby.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4789
4790
>>4786
"I mean, you're not permitted to do harm while you are here. Your blades and techinque, impressive though they may be, will do you no good. Violence is simply not allowed."
"Though given your temperment, you're welcome to try," the unicorn chortles.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4790
4792
>>4789
*takes two more steps forward, still staring and saying nothing*
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4791
>>4760
I want to bury my head in her chest fluff.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4792
4793
>>4790
The unicorn seems amused. "How many have you felled with such a stance? You have a remarkable resolve you know. Its a pity I suppose."

Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4793
4795
>>4792
*Just keeps walking towards Yodacorn, admiring the softness of the grass*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4794
4796
>>4788
Thez is awkwardly playing at the keyboard. "You know, you're going to have to do better than ask a few questions and play cute if you wanna 'know more' (she says as though it hasn't already happened).
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4795
4797
>>4793
"Surprise attack then?"
Z97m9
?
No.4796
4798
[1d20 = 12]
>>4794
i start dancing.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4797
>>4795
*keeps walking until she's just a couple paces away from the unicorn, looking up at his beard*
VlCbJ
?
No.4798
4800 4802
[1d20-4 = -2]
>>4796
>minotaur dancing, with that roll
"You're not bad for an amateur, but please."
I'm neglecting the drunkedness, but she's still smashed.
"Let me show you how its done."
She begins to dance sensuously.
I didn't plan this, but its consistent w/ character
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4799
4801
Meanwhile, the unicorn remains unmoved, laying in the grass beneath the tree, its hooves crossed in front of it. It inclines its neck, almost beckoningly.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
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No.4800
4802
>>4798
Pay that 2 no mind, her skill in performance is a 17, so that's a 19
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4801
>>4799
>laying
Fug, I thought he was standing...
*Walks right up to the unicorn, and stares*
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4802
4803 4804
>>4798
>>4800
wow thez dance good.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4803
>>4802
>Thinking he'll get laid by flattering her
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4804
>>4802
"You probably don't know, but on the shadow-plane I'm a STAR!" she says sliding down a non-existent stripper pole (she's quite skilled with Airwalk).
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4805
4806 4808
She finishes her routine before sauntering back to the bar. "So what's up with this Well Rock guy? Is he,... mustard? deliberate reference
Anonymous
Z97m9
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No.4806
4809
1504700447196.gif
>>4805
>tfw when i havent read his books

Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4807
4809
>doesn't respond
*is literally a breath's distance away from the unicorn now*
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4808
>>4805
he ascended hes with the fhurer now.
i wish (((they))) didnt kill him
*sobs violently*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4809
4810 4812
>>4806
"I mean, is he the kind of guy that the townsfolk will benefit from? I'd hate to hear that they were wasting their time on some form of ridiculous icon,... there's plenty enough of that going around. Oh, thats too bad.
>>4807
Yep, and its neck is exposed.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4810
4811
>>4809
I thought he'd say something...
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4811
4813
>>4810
Nope, she's (its a she) is expecting you to attempt to cut her down.
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4812
4814 4818
>>4809
he will grant people protection from (((them))),he speaks the truth of the world hes not just ridculis icon. hes a fanatic he says if a cause is worthy its ok to be fanatic about it, and the fight against (((them)))is a worthy one.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4813
4814
>>4811
*Scissors keen-edged knives on either side of the unicorn's horn, not to do damage, but still grazing enough to send lightning bolts of pain through the sensitive tissue*
(monotone)"That's a really nice horn you've got there, cunt. It would be a reall shame if someone.. removed it."
*eye contact*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4814
4815
>>4812
"Definitely sounds like someone who would've gotten axed by his opponents. Sounds decent!"
>>4813
"I'm not resisting," the unicorn seems almost expectant.

Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4815
4816
>>4814
*slowly begins to saw into horn*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4816
4817
>>4815
Except, the blades pass harmlessly through.
"Do try again," the unicorn suggests.
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4817
4819
>>4816
*recoils*
>A FUCKING GHOST
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4818
4820
>>4812
"Alright then! Sechs!" Thez rudely calls, and to your surprise Sechs VierSeiben pops out of a corner.
"Get this here Minotaur whatever he needs! We're building a Well Rock!"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4819
4823
>>4817
The unicorn stands up and brushes past you (as in, there is obvious physicality, in spite of the apparent etherealness of her horn). "I can save you some time if you prefer."
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4820
4822
>>4818
>Sechs VierSeiben
who you?
Anonymous
hTnt6
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No.4821
4822
gallery_69_17_189845.png
>Trumpaladin won't be able to fuck the doubtlessly sexy unicorn
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4822
4825
>>4820
He's the towns-person who took the forefront when the rats were eliminated. He's not elected, but he does represent the town.
>>4821
Not if he doesn't want a shit-storm,....
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4823
4829
>>4819
*Looks after, confused*
'That usually works with the hornheads back in Equestria...' She thinks
Anonymous
ntikE
?
No.4824
4826 4827 4829 4838
I'm here, and ready to drink bleach.
So what are we doing tonight
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4825
>>4822
good to meet ya, do we have a building to work with already or we need to build one?
Trumpaladin
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4826
4828 4829 4832
>>4824
We're here to explore the Pyramid and discover its secrets!
Anonymous
Z97m9
?
No.4827
4832
>>4824
>building a shrine to George Lincoln Rockwell
in port barry.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4828
4830
princess_luna___sad_by_j5a4-daea91c.png
>>4826
The name being in the subject field wasn't an accident...
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4829
4831 4832 4833
>>4823
"You're not in Equestria anymore. The 'rules' here are far different. For example, killing defenseless mounts is generally frowned upon here,...."
>>4824
>>4826
Rly? You want to explore now? I don't have a lot of time,....
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4830
>>4828
I'm sure it will be overlooked.
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4831
4833 4844
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>4829
"Are all the ponies here such insufferable douchebags?"
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4832
4833 4834 4840
>>4829
I never said that, I just asked what we were doing.
>>4827
Eh, why not
>>4826
First, shrine
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4833
4836
>>4829
It's called willful destruction of property and it's illegal

We need to unlock the secrets if Trumpaladin is ever to get home, damn it!
>>4831
I know, right?
>>4832
*Trumpaladin and Tourcil proceed towards the shrine, where they investigate the structure and any clues it may provide the the Pyramid's history, origins, and powers*
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4834
4835 4837
>>4832
Infernius is finishing up on some bantz and setting up a Chaotic-Good aligned shrine over at Port Barry. Tracy is facing off with a unicorn in the tranquil grove. You're still back at the pyramid, having somehow tricked the computer into telling you where the Manual is along with Trump, and,... Thez is hammered.
Anonymous
ntikE
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No.4835
4837 4838
>>4834
>unicorn
SHIT MY RIDES HERE
TRACY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4836
4839 4855
>>4833
"You have a curious interpretation of property. Does one own the ground they walk on?"
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4837
4843 4846
>>4834
Or we can proceed straight to the manual. Probably easier. Also,
>computer
>>4835
She's mine
Mrs. Sentry
LNGvt
?
No.4838
4852
>>4824
>>4835
I was going to blackmail this golf-course dwelling unicorn to replace your mount, but it seems more complicated than that....
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4839
>>4836
"Technically I am a lessee, and also on the second floor"
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4840
4842 4843 4850 4855
>>4832
"I'll tell you what. I can tell you are not one who is readily controlled or controllable, but I'll make you a deal. Stop killing the hoers, and I won't put that one you have in your mouth up ur butt," the unicorn seems to smile, in spite of its words.
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4842
>>4840
The blade, that is
Anonymous
ntikE
?
No.4843
4848 4851
>>4837
Hey, I called a unicorn mount first for my scottish character
>>4840
>smack talking unicorn
I-I actially no idea what that thing said.
At all
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4844
>>4831
*just charges chi for no reason, as frustration grows*
VlCbJ
?
No.4845
4846
[1d20 = 4]
>>4841
The unicorn sighs, while a glimmer of magic appears about its horn. At the same time, the dagger in your mouth suddenly jerks free and starts floating on its own.
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4846
4847
>>4845
>>4837
Fat chance of that.
>>4845
>dat roll
lole


Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4847
4849
>>4846
That's just the unmodified die-roll
The Defender wanders dangerously toward ur butt.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4848
4853
>>4843
You did, but the snake-demon murdered her
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4849
4854
>>4847
>oh shit
Anonymous
LNGvt
?
No.4850
>>4840
>not responding to me
Anonymous
VlCbJ
?
No.4851
4853
>>4843
Tracy stumbled across a Unicorn in the tranquil grove, and is failing to intimidate it. In fact, it seems to have quite the upper hand.
Anonymous
hTnt6
?
No.4852
>>4838
>golf-course dwelling
kek
ntikE
?
No.4853
4856
[1d20 = 17]
>>4848
Wait, when did I have a unicorn?
I had a plain horse...
Nvm, I give up
>>4851
Heheh
But what did it say
In the mean time
Roll to stop the kmife in midair