This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Please note, I will be departing shortly
It suddenly occurs to you that the tiny dude who seems to be able to get the building to make portals at will might know a thing or two.
>>4547
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
>>4549
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
To be continued,... I mean feel free to keep on, but don't expect to hear from me for at least 2 minutes and definitely not several hours
>>4552
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
>>4561
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
>>4563
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs again "Suit yourself," he says as he puts his feet back up on the console and lights another cigarette.
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>>4578
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
He continues "It would take about a day to perform the necessary words and pictures (he has inherent magic, so he's irreverent about components and such), and you'll probably need help setting it up. Let me know when you wanna do that," he concludes by putting on a pair of sunglasses.
>>4580
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
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>>4586
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
So while Infernius and Lenos are jumping through the portal to Port Barry, Tracy is in a wide open field laden with 3 heads and three hides (why the 3rd?). In the moonlight, she can see several humanoid shapes combing the countryside, but otherwise nothing seems to be habbening.
>>4594
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Uhm
So Thez concludes an almost PERFECT performance, to uproarious applause, is showered with flowers, a few bits, and acclaim by the audience.
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
Lenos thinks this is all moderately hilarious and is not ashamed to show it, literally ROFLing. This is not the first time he's seen her pull something like this.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
>self-insert Mary Sue character performing Shrek-level reference
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
Thez's jaw promptly hits the floor. She looks at Lenos (still rolling), then at Infernius,... then back, forth, back again, and then forth again.
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
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>>4608
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
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I don't have all night. What do I see down the left path?
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>>4611
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
[1d20 = 16]
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
>>4615
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
[1d20 = 17]
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
[1d20 = 3]
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
>>4617
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
>>4621
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The way is not obstructed, but it seems a while since anything biped has been in the area.
You're in the middle of a small clearing, about 200 feet from the tree. The moon shines down on the clearing, and you can't detect any ambient noise. Just you, and the wind blowing through the grass.
Its not critical or uncomplimentary either
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[1d20 = 17]
>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
"What the hell are you doing?" says the ninja hoers.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
[1d20 = 20]
>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
I'm not reading the wall of text from tonight
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
>>4635
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
>>4637
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
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