This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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>>4199
I said that wrong, but there are dubs so its okay.
If you are not disrupting then you ARE welcome.
I said that wrong, but there are dubs so its okay.
If you are not disrupting then you ARE welcome.
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>>4205
Its a good thing I grabbed the dubs that were available and didn't steal them (or worse, use them to steal waifus) isn't it?
Its a good thing I grabbed the dubs that were available and didn't steal them (or worse, use them to steal waifus) isn't it?
>>4207
Whoa, okay you kick your way into the stable but y? Oh wait, I can think of one reason, but continue. The horses are freaked out even though you're also a horse.
Whoa, okay you kick your way into the stable but y? Oh wait, I can think of one reason, but continue. The horses are freaked out even though you're also a horse.
Did I mention that that whole 'splainin' about the Terrasque and everything was ONLY for Trump?
>>4209
>in hoers speech
>Absolutely furious
"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?! I LEAVE TO GO TALK TO THE DUMB FROG SUMMONER FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE, AND I COME BACK TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE PART HAS LEFT ME BEHIND, AND THAT SOMEPONY JUST SKITTED_OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL! WHO THE FUCK CARRIED HIM HERE?!"
*kicks hole in door behind her*
Power went out. No reaction images.
>in hoers speech
>Absolutely furious
"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?! I LEAVE TO GO TALK TO THE DUMB FROG SUMMONER FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE, AND I COME BACK TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE PART HAS LEFT ME BEHIND, AND THAT SOMEPONY JUST SKITTED_OFF WITH MY HUSBAND, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL! WHO THE FUCK CARRIED HIM HERE?!"
*kicks hole in door behind her*
Power went out. No reaction images.
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>>4217
>GM is way confused, pretty sure there's been a misunderstaning,
The horses are freaking out now,... are you,.. jealous that Trump,. rode another horse?
>GM is way confused, pretty sure there's been a misunderstaning,
The horses are freaking out now,... are you,.. jealous that Trump,. rode another horse?
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>Implying I wasn't making it clear from the beginning
*anger grows with each passing second*
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>>4236
My bad, one of your daggers just got more uber.
So, you've done freaked out the horses, but I don't know what you intend (unless its murdering the horses)
My bad, one of your daggers just got more uber.
So, you've done freaked out the horses, but I don't know what you intend (unless its murdering the horses)
>>4250
Make the hoers respond a bit more interestingly
"WELL?!" Demand
"Was it you?!" *Pointing at unicorn* "you?!" (ninja) "Or you over there?!"
"Who the fuck skitted-off with my Flashy?!"
Make the hoers respond a bit more interestingly
"WELL?!" Demand
"Was it you?!" *Pointing at unicorn* "you?!" (ninja) "Or you over there?!"
"Who the fuck skitted-off with my Flashy?!"
"Mehrrrmrrrmrrr, Herumphrmr," he concludes stoically.
"You're not seriously going to hold a mount accountable for its rider are you?"
*hysterical whinnying sounds*
>>4264
"Scarecrow, a respectable name. A name is something I cannot offer you, for it is something I do not have."
"Scarecrow, a respectable name. A name is something I cannot offer you, for it is something I do not have."
"But if you intend to attack, show me what you're made of," he says, spitting on the floor and dragging with one hoof.
>>4269
>Fuming through nostrils, contemplating just attacking them all at once
"Call me.. Tracy!" teeth gritting
>Fuming through nostrils, contemplating just attacking them all at once
"Call me.. Tracy!" teeth gritting
Oh for goodness' sake
>>4277
"Fucking pussy! *spits at corpse*
Now which one of you thought it would be funny to run-off with MY husband?!"
"Fucking pussy! *spits at corpse*
Now which one of you thought it would be funny to run-off with MY husband?!"
>>4287
Uhm,... I think you mean Raise Dead (ressurrection is an ebin level spell, but Raise Dead will serve, unfortunately you're not aware of dedpone yet)
Uhm,... I think you mean Raise Dead (ressurrection is an ebin level spell, but Raise Dead will serve, unfortunately you're not aware of dedpone yet)
>>4284
The copper mare glares at you.
"No. If you wish to know which mare bore the human that it was called upon to bear, then it was I. I have no quarrel with you bluish mare, but neither will I cower before you. I knew not this stallion you have so brutally slain, but as he said; "Come then".
The copper mare glares at you.
"No. If you wish to know which mare bore the human that it was called upon to bear, then it was I. I have no quarrel with you bluish mare, but neither will I cower before you. I knew not this stallion you have so brutally slain, but as he said; "Come then".
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[1d20 = 10]
>>4292
Sadly, must take into account that she would've seen me with Flashy in town earlier
>the nerve of this cunt
"... Bitch, you don't know who you're talking to..!
>>4303
>that does it
*lunge forward, knife in maw, whinnying through the nose*
"HFGHFGHHJJKJJKKJKHH!!!!!"
>'I'll make a fucking soccer ball out of your hide!'
*lunge and stab into ribcage*
>>4292
Sadly, must take into account that she would've seen me with Flashy in town earlier
>the nerve of this cunt
"... Bitch, you don't know who you're talking to..!
>>4303
>that does it
*lunge forward, knife in maw, whinnying through the nose*
"HFGHFGHHJJKJJKKJKHH!!!!!"
>'I'll make a fucking soccer ball out of your hide!'
*lunge and stab into ribcage*
[2d20 = 15]
Coppertone takes a wicked gash across the chest from Tracy's forward knife and (unless I'm to assume that was her only intended attack) also has the option of landing additional strikes per dice over 7
Coppertone takes a wicked gash across the chest from Tracy's forward knife and (unless I'm to assume that was her only intended attack) also has the option of landing additional strikes per dice over 7
[1d20 = 11]
*stabbity, stab, stab, stab, stab*
*stabbity, stab, stab, stab, stab*
[2d20 = 6]
So Copper takes a total of two strikes. One was with the defender, but the other was with the wicked. She's bleeding profusely and having difficulty maintaining her position, except she strikes.
So Copper takes a total of two strikes. One was with the defender, but the other was with the wicked. She's bleeding profusely and having difficulty maintaining her position, except she strikes.
Seriously? She attempts a double-buck, and famously misses with both, to the point that Tracy can land a coup de gras if she likes.
Pls post the maps in this thread
>>4318
>Rolled 19
RIP Copper mare
Play same song, because it's that amazing and that appropriate Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
>Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg
>You'll have to be left with a bowl out to beg
>Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.
>Rolled 19
RIP Copper mare
Play same song, because it's that amazing and that appropriate Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
>Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
>Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg
>You'll have to be left with a bowl out to beg
>Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.
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>>4318
These dice rolls (keen edges). In a fit of bloodlust and rage, and whatever the hell else, Tracy reduces Coppertone to a pile of disorganized meat and gore. I mean, there's still legs sticking out so it looks like slightly more then a pile of meat, but her white flesh and copper mane have been morbidly splatter-painted.
Glue status.
These dice rolls (keen edges). In a fit of bloodlust and rage, and whatever the hell else, Tracy reduces Coppertone to a pile of disorganized meat and gore. I mean, there's still legs sticking out so it looks like slightly more then a pile of meat, but her white flesh and copper mane have been morbidly splatter-painted.
Glue status.
*whirls around over to the silver unicorn*
>murderous monotone
"You didn't see anything."
*gestures towards the door*
>murderous monotone
"You didn't see anything."
*gestures towards the door*
>>4327
*Trump later checks upon the stable, discovers the horrible scene, and rescues what usable meat he can to be smoked and salted*
*Trump later checks upon the stable, discovers the horrible scene, and rescues what usable meat he can to be smoked and salted*
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>>4327
*shake like dog, to get rid of the blood*
"HFGHFGHGBHGBNNN!!!!"
>'Piss off, faggot!' (again pointing him towards the open door)
*proceed to loot ninja's corpse*
*shake like dog, to get rid of the blood*
"HFGHFGHGBHGBNNN!!!!"
>'Piss off, faggot!' (again pointing him towards the open door)
*proceed to loot ninja's corpse*
*stealth*
>can't stop laughing
You find face-wrappings and some kunai.
Also, while 'shaking yourself off' works to a large degree, it fails entirely. You're neglectfully and residually blood-splattered.
You find face-wrappings and some kunai.
Also, while 'shaking yourself off' works to a large degree, it fails entirely. You're neglectfully and residually blood-splattered.
>>4349
Apparently, Tracy may actually have time to,... resource the hoers.
Do you desire to dispose of bodies more?
Apparently, Tracy may actually have time to,... resource the hoers.
Do you desire to dispose of bodies more?
>>4355
We haven't gotten to the unicorn yet, and no the silver mare is still shuddering in the corner. I haven't decided yet whether this will psychologically break that one, but they're still in the stable with,... you. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
We haven't gotten to the unicorn yet, and no the silver mare is still shuddering in the corner. I haven't decided yet whether this will psychologically break that one, but they're still in the stable with,... you. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
>>4356
>I already told him to piss offdidn't feel like killing him
*Walks into personal bubble, and g*
"Listen, sissy. I don't feel like cleaning you off the ground too. gtfo!"
*points hoof towards open door*
>the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Gib maps
>I already told him to piss offdidn't feel like killing him
*Walks into personal bubble, and g*
"Listen, sissy. I don't feel like cleaning you off the ground too. gtfo!"
*points hoof towards open door*
>the Hive is on the west end of the clearing.
Gib maps
>>4360
>Thez whoofs in like she's gonna say something for a second,... then upon seeing the scene (in the stable that is) she pauses, seems to look at a watch that isn't there on her wrist, and then whoofs out as quickly as possible.
>Thez whoofs in like she's gonna say something for a second,... then upon seeing the scene (in the stable that is) she pauses, seems to look at a watch that isn't there on her wrist, and then whoofs out as quickly as possible.
>>4366
The sound leads outside into the wilderness and departs at a much greater rate than you are travelling. You are now outside.
The sound leads outside into the wilderness and departs at a much greater rate than you are travelling. You are now outside.
>>4362
None of this would have happened if you had just ridden her earlier.
*peers out door to see if anyone would see me leave*
None of this would have happened if you had just ridden her earlier.
*peers out door to see if anyone would see me leave*
>>4369
Nope, you're totally concealed.
Thats another point to make about hiding and sneaking. You only need to make a die-roll if you're being observed, otherwise its an automatic success, even if the concealment is temporary (smokebomb, for example). A die roll may be required if someone is searching for you while you're present and sneaking, but hopefully one who is sneaking will have the good sense to gtfo.
So, you can sneak out if that's your intention.
Nope, you're totally concealed.
Thats another point to make about hiding and sneaking. You only need to make a die-roll if you're being observed, otherwise its an automatic success, even if the concealment is temporary (smokebomb, for example). A die roll may be required if someone is searching for you while you're present and sneaking, but hopefully one who is sneaking will have the good sense to gtfo.
So, you can sneak out if that's your intention.
>>4370
*bury severed heads beneath hay*
*Proceed to drag bodies towards the opening of the ant's nest*
*stamp hoof to get attention of the ants*
*bury severed heads beneath hay*
*Proceed to drag bodies towards the opening of the ant's nest*
*stamp hoof to get attention of the ants*
>>4371
It definitely sounded like a retreating horse.
Crudely (you can't eliminate some of the blood, but hey {deliberate pun} the rest is pretty buried ish.
Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
It definitely sounded like a retreating horse.
Crudely (you can't eliminate some of the blood, but hey {deliberate pun} the rest is pretty buried ish.
Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
>>4380
>Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
>Also the ants spew out of the entrance. They're all the little sissy ones, and all they do is thump your legs with their antennae (they're smelling her) before taking the carcasses and departing.
[1d20 = 16]
*stealth at high speed back towards stables to get ahead of the dumb bull*
*stealth at high speed back towards stables to get ahead of the dumb bull*
[1d20 = 18]
*kick over the ground cover to get rid of any residual traces of blood*
*Roll in hay and scrub myself to get rid of the stains in my coat*
*kick over the ground cover to get rid of any residual traces of blood*
*Roll in hay and scrub myself to get rid of the stains in my coat*
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