This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
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K, so Trump can arrive in advance of Infernius, but the result will be the same. What they find is an empty stable that appears roughly turned over and is disheveled.
>>4388You're able to look 'very dirty'.
*Stealth out from around the corner of the barn*
>>4389Trump is displeased to see all three horses gone, thinking they must have run off, been stolen, killed by the ants, or Tracy got jealous. He goes to the stalls to check the harnesses, to see how they must have got loose
>>4393Also, that Tourcil Fellow hasn't been seen in a while
>>4393Not harnessed, just enclosed. The stable is indoors, and the hoers were very comfy. It is odd that they are gone.
[1d20 = 19]>>4396Trump inspects the enclosures, specifically checking the door areas for any sign that the horses broke out themselves, or brutish animals broke in. Roll for detection (also if he sees blood anywhere)
>>4401Trump is scared shitless, falling forward and onto hay after leaning forward to inspect part of a door. Also why the hell is Tracy in the barn.
"Tracy, where are the horses?"
>>4400Initially, he detects only slight signs of blood, but as his eye continues to scan the scene, he can see that the current situation has been recently shaped/moved. Something is not right.
At this time, Tracy pops in from behind and
>>4401 >>4400what happen trump where hores?
>>4403>>4401>Horses are missing from the stable>there is blood in the stable>The contents of the stable have been moved around>Tracy has been within the vicinity of the stableConclusion: The party is not getting its money back on the horses, and will have to find an alternative means of transportation
>>4405"I don't think we'll be seeing them again"
>>4401"Oh, them? Those bastards fucked off. It seems Thez, or whoever it is maintains this place left the door open, and they just walked right out. I tried to stop them, but the ponies in these parts are very rude, like animals! They said they weren't going to stay in some haunted pyramid full of bugs, and that they'd just find they're way back to Portland themselves. Looks like the ratfolk spoiled them.
~Anyway, I think I'll move into the stables: It's much more comfortable there, with this body now. This hay feels great too."
>>4407>correct assessmentThez wanders in covered in blood, holding what appears to be an elongated femur of a large equine creature, eating happily. "Whats up guys?" she smilingly asks.
>>4401By the way, your size augmentation wears off, and you revert to normal size.
>>4410REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4411*Thoughts filled with only sex*
>>4411She's DEFINITELY hiding something
>>4410*Trump tries his absolute hardest to refrain from immediately launching out to strangle Thez for having evidently killed all three horses, remembering that God suffers the snake demon to live because she too, is useful in the master plan*
Tracy is sketchy as all fuck, but she is not eating the corpse of one of the horses in broad daylight
>>4414"Tracy, can we go over to the side and talk for a minute?"
>>4419"Coming, ~Flashy!"
*trots along like a loyal dog*
[1d20 = 6]>>4417TRUMP TRACY IS HIDING A THING!!!!!
>>4417Thez, totally not getting his body language continues to nom hoers.
"Don't worry, I'll replace this one," she says skipping off to the mess area..
And with this, I must depart for the time being.
>>4422"Shut up, you dumb bull!"
You're welcome to bantz amongst eachother, even beat eachother a bit (stick to die rolls, its based mostly off percentiles, and a d20 gives you a 100% at 5% increments)
>>4422He knows>>4421Trumpaladin and Tracy move perhaps outside of the stable and next to the wall, but definitely where Thez cannot see or hear him. He and Tracy are next to the wall, when Trump turns to Tracy and suddenly grabs her by the neck and pins her to the wall, holding her up off the ground.
"I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HORSES" he angrily but quietly growls at Tracy, and before she has a chance to answer "Tell me, did you see Thez kill the horses?"
He looks back a moment out of frustration, "Is she doing this intentionally, to sabotage our progress, or was this just her aimlessly causing damage?"
>>4428"... Um.. ugh...."
*bites lip* (doki doki)
"well, you see.. Not all of the horses made it out of the shed in one piece.."
>>4431Trumpaladin is confused by Tracy's response, reduces his grip and lets Tracy down to allow her feet to touch the ground. With less anger, he asks "what happened?"
>>4431taking note of the "not all," Trump ponders if perhaps not all of his investment was lost
"Did any of the horses make it out in one piece?"
"Well..... you see..*
*kicks dirt*
"That brown-butted one was awfully talkative. She kept complaining about the dinginess of the stables and demanded that the stable boy come and brush her. She started getting the other too riled up as well, so I decided to let them out for a stroll in the courtyard: no longer had I opened the doors did they burst through and make a break for the exits, except for that tiny silver one, who was made into minced meat the moment he stepped out, by.. Thez.... It wasn't pretty..
There wasn't going to be any convincing them to come back after what happened behind them, so I just gave up after that..."
>>4442"What did Thez do exactly, and when?"
>>4445"She swooped-in and slashed him into instant suger the moment it was clear that they were getting away... I guess she was... hungry..."
>>4453>>4452"Which horse did she kill? Was that Tourcil's silver Unicorn? What of the others? What of the stallion and my copper maned mare?"
>>4455"The peppered stallion and the mare got away, bolting faster than I've ever seen a pony move before. The silvery twink wasn't so lucky..."
>>4459*knocks Tracy over*
"Well, sounds like you know what you're doing tonight. You're correcting your mistake earlier today. You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse. Try to get eaten by wolves. Or snake demons. Come back when you've found them."
Trump begins to walk away, but gets an idea, and looks back. "If you could ensure that Thez gets a particularly bad night... I would be greatly pleased"
>>4462"..G-goodnight.. Flashy.."
*Wanders off*
>>4455>>4463Walking away from Tracy, Trump stops and, with out turning, says to Tracy in a flat voice,
"If the silver horse was killed as he fled away from the stable, and the other two fled away and into the forrest, then why is there blood and disruption in the stable?"
He pauses for a moment, then shakes his head. "Ah forget it. See too it that Thez has a bad night"
Trumpaladin, walks back towards the front of the barn. He sees Inferius and says to him. "The blue one will be looking for the missing horses. See to it that she doesn't come back in until she finds my horse and yours." He walks past Thez, and seems like he wants to say something, but can't figure out exactly what. He gives a death glare right into her eyes as he walks past her and into the pyramid.
Trump is massively disappointed and and angry, mostly at Thez, for having apparently as much consideration for Tourcil's prized unicorn, and *only* means of transportation besides his own feet, as would a feral animal. He never had a high opinion of Thez, but that? What else will she do before the trip was over. Tracy, well, he never had high expectations for, and he some how couldn't be as angry at her, perhaps because he didn't actually see her do anything. But she clearly lied about the two horses being missing when they were dead, and she knew why and how. At least her patterns of destruction are a bit more predicable than Thez though
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>>4471Truly, when Thez popped in while Tracy was in the midst of killing the other horses, she immediately decided to find somewhere else to be, so she popped back on top of the building (next to the blood splotch). From there, she saw the silver one (it wasn't a frikkin unicorn!!) running away absolutely bllowing fear and terror (pheramones) which triggered her to get all (in spite of size difference) "Cat and mouse."
So yes, she did eat the silver HOERS. No unicorns though.
And yes, she had also concluded (and may at some point say) "I thought thats what we were doing!"
Not that any of it matters much, she still has the stick, though since she's eaten some of the silver one,... well that's gonna hurt but meh, she can fix all three of 'em. Not psychologically though
>>4476>>4475Close. Trump doesn't know about the stick (its a stick), but he does know that at the time (way back when) she had an item that was kind of like a pause button that allowed her to make an interdimensional oasis-like space full of restorative food, where time is suspended and the whole party could rest effectively for 8 hours.
As for the stick, you can find a demonstration (without explanation) here
>>4137 → >>4478>>4476>tfw both your IDs start with 6, so I keep mixing you upGM, please namefag as "GM".
>>4480>didn't even consider changing stylesI liked this one though... Alright..
>>4394I actually wanted soee sleep for once
Who can catch me up cause I am a lazy ass faggot
>>4486I read most, I know now thez is a healer
And tracy hates other horses
Anything else I should know before I go get wasted on bleach?
>>4490I read the last one, just not all of this one
>>4470By the way, a word on Football. In D&D, there are four words that relate to the four significant polarities. For Evil there is "Blasphemy", for "Chaos" there is the "Word of Chaos", for Law there is "Dictum", and for Good there is the Holy word, and that word is Football.
It is a particularly effective and useful spell, which is why you can only cast it once per day. You're not sure the precise effects yet, but that's the second time that speaking Football has felled your enemies (figuratively or literally).
>>4495Cease, or shall call forth vengeance from the heavens!
>>4495The Holy word of Football, as first conceived by John Elway even before his birth, as he gestated in the divine womb of Rainbow Dash, only a small collection of Footballs at the time and not 100% Football which seems a contradiction (and is, because John Elway is 100% Football, yet this collection of Footballs was not 100% Elway and hence was not yet 100% Football) but John Madden did a play-by-play of it with too may circles and it was replayed in the hilight reel and so it was Football, cannot be spoken properly except by Paladins.
>>4499>>4500Dubs mean we must burn the witch
She weighs less than a duck >>4502I knew she was light! How shall we do it?
Also, in order to speak one of the axioms, you have to know it. Blasphemy, for example, is not "Blasphemy", and if Thez said it you would all die. Immediately. No saving throw.
Ah shit, now I gotta actually do it at some point... She's already prone to demonic possession, according to The Never Ending Ride, and The Jungle of Terror.
>>4504Now Trump must immunize himself against blasphemy
"Go Oakland Raiders"? If you're thinking to goad me into saying it, think again. I'm serious, you'll all die, and it would take weeks to put everyone back together.
>>4509I'd like your impression; I could see Tracy being either Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Evil. I'd go more for the Neutral Evil, cuz there's a (tiny) bit of method to her madness.
>Be Tracy
>Be annoyed and pissed-off
>Pacing around the stables like a caged animal
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!"
>"You're going out and finding my horse and Inferius's horse..."
".... ~Alive..!"
*paces faster, kicking the soil around*
"What the fuck am I supposed to do about that?!"
*Kicks hay aside and unwraps heads*
*Pics up copper-bottom and shakes her furiously*
"Even in death, you continue to piss me off!"
"And you!" *unwrapping Ninja head*
"Some amazing ninja you were! I bet you thought she was going to ride your cock after you oh so heroically rescued her: really worked out well for you in the end, didn't it?"
>'He smells like a virgin too -'
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" *kicks head across the stables*
"Fuck....! There's gotta be a way to fix this shit..!"
>'If you had-'
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR HINDSIGHT, YOU FUCKING WEEB?!"
>'.......!'
*demented stare*
"... I can't stay here, for now. I'm going to have to fix this somehow though, outside.."
*looks towards saddling equipment*
"..That'll do.."
*hastily fixes a harness and set of saddlebags, in which she places the re-wrapped, severed-heads*
"You two fuck-ups are coming with me."
*stealth on*
*dashes out the open doors of the pyramid, into the the outside area*
".. The Ride.. starts now..!"
tl;dr: I'm going exploring for the night. Will build over the next couple days, if/when GM will accommodate
[1d20 = 14]
*sets off down path in stealth*
Roll for detection
>>4518That's right, you better be out looking for those horses like I told you to
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>>4518I'll have you know, that was an OC I WAS developing, his lack of name was an allusion that his character wasn't finishedAlso, he'd have put up quite the fight if he hadn't rolled a one, followed by you rolling a 20.>Almost wonders if mods can modify dice scripts for individual users,....The sky is the limit,... literally cuz you can't fly. The path leads back in the direction of Port Barry, but the path forks at Barry and heads off in several directions from there.
>>4524Not yet, Trump knows Football because of the shrine to Elway. Successfully devoting himself at a similar shrine to Adolf might achieve similar results.
So Tracy appears to have disturbed the remains in the stable, so what happened is a bit more evident (it appears she left the heads laying around to be specific) and has dashed off into the night. On her way out, she passes the still-fresh corpse of Torcuil's NOT A UNICORN, which has a few dislocated bones, many scratches and bite marks, and is missing a leg.
Not sure what everyone else is doing, but Thez wanders up to Lenos (who is as usual, lounging with tankard at the Dais console).
"What's she doing?"
"Fucked if I care," he replies.
"Oh well, let me know if it gets exciting!" she says, whoofing away to an as yet undisclosed location.
>>4529I took the both heads with me.
>>4532Oh good, that will make things (only slightly) less awkward at base.
potentially more wherever you're going tho.By the way, congratulations on determining one of the Ants' main uses; disposing of bodies.
>>4527i go to the libary and study shrine building.