This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>4642
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
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I think we've reached a good stopping point, since this is getting bantzy
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
... ~_~'
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4664
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
>>4664
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
>>4670
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
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>>4673
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>>4675
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
@_@
o_o
~_~
>_<
o_o
~_~
>_<
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>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>>4685
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
For clarification, the song I had offered was not Fireflies, and rather the song it would have been triggered some shit I hadn't anticipated, which wrecked my want to continue. I apologize.
Here's a gift Tracy.
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>>4700
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
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>>4702
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
>>4704
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
>>4710
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
>>4711
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
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>>4717
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
>>4716
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"For example, I can get BIGGER," she says, growing in height until she stands eye to eye with you. "But, I can't make YOU bigger,"
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4722
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
She looks at the bottle. "Alde baran? Whatever," she takes a swig. "WHEW, that'll do."
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4726
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
>>4717
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
>>4732
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
>>4734
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
>>4736
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
>>4737
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
>>4741
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
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>>4743
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
>tfw REALLY don't want to kill anymore horses tonight, but must stay in character... Will avoid at all costs
>>4746
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
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